Mythical Beast Summoner

"Standing at both ends of the balance, the same embarrassment. The only answer, it is so hard to love someone..."

With the end of "It's Hard to Love Someone", the drunk-eyed Li Yiran began to cry. There were countless beer bottles on the table, and the harmless friends lying on the sofa were already unconscious. Only Zhang Dayou, whose eyes were numb, put his arms around Li Yiran's shoulders and smiled.

Zhang Dayu and Li Yiran have been classmates since kindergarten. They skipped classes, fights, and dig out the bird's nest together. They often do mischievous things. They have always been the teacher's most troublesome typical. The two may have similar interests, perhaps a nest of snakes and rats, and they have always worried their parents.

As he gets older, Li Yiran grows more and more delicate, and Zhang Dayou is getting more and more handsome. Standing together, it is inevitable that people will be a little fanciful. No way, who made Li Yiran look like his mother.

Zhang Dayou persuaded Li Yiran with a big tongue: "Yiran, look... look at it, this is... not the first time... I was rejected for the first time, a big man... a man, can bend and stretch, look at me, Never shed tears for a woman..."

"Fuck... you NND didn't shed tears for women. You change girlfriends every month. If you shed tears, NND can flow out of the Yangtze River!"

"This...this..." Zhang Dayou said, scratching his hair with his right hand: "My little master is so handsome and so gold, there is no way! It's still the same sentence, if you go for a walk in Thailand, I won't despise you when you come back , How?"

"Fuck... I TM will take you with you even when I go to Thailand, and do it for you myself!"

"Yeran! Look at it. It’s not once that Liu Lin has been sent by a good person. Haven’t you gotten used to it? Who makes you look so delicate? Look at your big eyes, double eyelids, long eyelashes, and wear hair covers. I can’t live! I told you a long time ago that if you go to Korea for plastic surgery, you just don’t listen... If you listen..." Seeing Li Yiran’s red animal eyes, Zhang Dayou shivered, half woke up from alcohol, nothing After finishing talking, he just suffocated.

Zhang Dayou still deeply remembered that the last time Li Yiran had this look, he sent a rough guy who drank too much and wanted to soak him to the hospital to lie down for more than a month.

"Yeran! Don't be discouraged, there will always be girls who like you! Liu Lin is not discerning, you have counted how many times, every time you are not issued a good person card."

"My friend, I have liked her for 5 years. I chased her since I was in school. At first she said that I was a good person and we were still young. Then I was a good person, she was still young, and then I was a good person. She was not ready to find, and sent me good person cards again and again. I have to bear it, but do you know what she said this time? Do you know? Do you know?" Li Yiran snarled angrily at Zhang Dayou. The saliva was sprayed on Zhang Dayu's face.

Zhang Dayou disliked it and used his sleeve to wipe and wipe his face, and he vomited several times before he came back. "Yiran, you TNND spit my mouth." After speaking, Zhang Dayou suddenly pinched his right hand into orchid fingers, pointed The voice said: "Yiran, you are a good person, but we are not suitable, we are too young, it is not the time!" After finishing talking, he threw out an electric eye with a look that seemed to be very charming.

"Oh..." Li Yiran vomited out very face-to-face. Zhang Dayu was sitting opposite Li Yiran, unsuspectingly accepting it all. Li Yiran didn't waste anything at all and vomited on Zhang Dayu's pants...

"Yiran, you... did you deliberately! Am I that sick? You..." Zhang Dayou jumped up directly, pointing to Yiran's nose and roared!

"No... I'm sorry... I didn't hold it back, I really didn't mean it!" Li Yiran blushed, maybe because of spitting, Zhang Dayou opened his mouth and looked at Li Yiran's appearance, stunned. , There was a weird feeling, Zhang Dayou shook his head vigorously, had a cold war, and said to himself: "Guilty, sin, it's terrible, I didn't think about anything..."

"My friend... Liu Lin, she... she... She actually said that we are impossible, you are a good person, but I can't find a boyfriend who is more beautiful than me!..." After that, Li Yiran wailed loudly. Cry!

Zhang Dayu was completely stunned. It was the first time he saw Li Yiran crying so sad, but he felt strange in his heart. I don’t know if it was because Li Yiran cried so sad for the first time, or because of Liu Lin’s words. Words, or the same thing in my heart!

"Uh!" Zhang Dayou shook his head fiercely, and said to himself: "I like girls, it's girls!" After speaking, he nodded fiercely...

Li Yiran opened his sleepy eyes and looked at the unfamiliar environment around him. The sunlight shone on the bed through the white curtains. Li Yiran suddenly felt a little strange. He lifted the quilt and saw himself lying naked in the quilt and lying down. On the right, Zhang Dayou, who was wearing only a white bathrobe, suddenly shouted: "Ah! Zhang Dayou! What did you do to me!!!" While shouting, he stretched out his right foot and kicked Zhang Dayou fiercely. !

"Bang!" "Ah!"

With a scream, Zhang Dayou got up from the ground, rubbed a big head and said: "Yiran, you are going to die! Good intentions are the liver and lungs of a donkey, but because I served you so well yesterday, you kicked me. Go down!"

"You...you serve me? You...what did you do to me?" Li Yiran said with a little bit of crying, pulling the quilt tightly around her with both hands.

"Uh!" Looking at Li Yiran's appearance, Zhang Dayou laughed heartlessly! "I like women, women, NND, you old man, I'm not interested!" He blushed as if thinking of something, then cleared his throat and said, "You threw me up yesterday. , I also vomited myself, I too drank too much, I could only find a nearby hotel to live, only one big bed room was left, after waiting for you, I just fell asleep, I was kicked by you No, I'm going to find someone to reason!" After speaking, he gave Li Yiran a fierce look, and then said: "You ruined my fame in my entire life! Hurry up!"

"Bang bang bang" there was a knock on the door, and Zhang Dayou yelled in an angry voice: "Who!" "Express! Please sign for it!"

Zhang Dayou looked at Li Yiran maliciously, smiled happily, quickly ran over to open the door, and signed for the courier.

"My friend, I received the courier early this morning. Show me anything good." Li Yiran asked casually, sitting on the bed with his naked upper body exposed.

"Hurry up and take a shower, you'll know in a while." After speaking, he threw a clean bathrobe over, turned around and went to unpack the package.

Li Yiran shrugged, put the bathrobe on and walked into the bathroom. After a while, there was a rush of water.

Zhang Dayou turned his head and glanced, a smirk appeared on his face...

Ten minutes later, Zhang Dayou was sitting on the chair with the board he was wearing, as if thinking of something, a smirk appeared from time to time.

Li Yiran wiped his wet hair and walked out of the bathroom, "My friend, where's my clothes?"

"You vomited both of our clothes. It was so disgusting, I threw them both!"

"What? Throw it?" Li Yiran suddenly turned his head, staring at Dayou Zhang, who was sitting on the chair in Banban, and was shocked.

"Then where did your clothes come from?"

"The express delivered just now!"

"Uh! Is there any... mine?" Li Yiran asked Ruoruo, who had no confidence.

"It must be! In the bed, you go and wear it yourself!" After saying that, Zhang Dayou couldn't help laughing, opening the door and rushing out. When the door was about to close, Zhang Dayou's voice came in. , "In ten minutes, the cleaning aunt will come over, hurry up! I have already checked out! Hahahaha!"

Li Yiran snorted and quickly opened the quilt. After seeing the clothes in the quilt, he roared: "Ah! Ah! Zhang Dayou, I must beat you to a hemiplegia and can't take care of myself! Otherwise, I will not be a man! I am not called Li Yiran!"