Mysterious World, I Have Special Understanding

  Chapter 84 I'm so sad, I really want to eat (please subscribe)

  That day, Chen Zhu, who was in charge of the sub-floor of Rongsheng Demon Building, was in high spirits, and brought his junior sister Wang Hua and old monk Lingyu to discuss something with Ji Que.

   Coincidentally, it was time for dinner again.

  Chen Zhu happened to bring the packaged Qiankun Roast Goose with him.

  Ji Que was very happy looking at the roast goose. After all, he almost endured the whole winter without eating this special delicacy, just to wait for Chen Zhu to treat him.

  After that, he decided to go to the street to get some vegetarian dishes for the master to drink with.

  The old monk Lingyu is a very serious monk. The Buddha's rules and regulations are strictly observed, except for drinking.

  When Ji Que went out to buy vegetables, Chen Zhu and Wang Hua couldn't help but visit Ji Que's house.

   "This land is really quiet." Chen Zhu sighed.

  Wang Hua frowned, and said, "Brother, is this just quiet? This alley has been walked all the way. If we hadn't been professional and found no abnormalities, I would suspect that this area is haunted."

  Chen Zhu glanced at his junior sister, as if he was not looking at his junior sister, but a dementia with low EQ.

  At this time, the two were already standing in the kitchen of Ji Que's house.

  Wang Hua couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Don't say that Ji Shaoxia is quite suitable for living, a big man actually tidied up this place neatly."

  Lin Xiangzhi was lying on the window sill, and when she heard the woman's words, she couldn't beat her.

   This is all I packed! I packed it!

  At this time, Chen Zhu suddenly looked at the stove, and asked in surprise, "What is that?"

  On the stove, there was a dark thing that looked like a ruler, a box, and a sword.

   Apart from blowing his hair occasionally, this strange sword Ji Que is most useful because it is black and thick, so it is quite handy as a fire stick.

  Wang Hua hesitated: "Is this a fire stick?"

   "How could this be a firestick, it obviously looks like a ruler for spanking someone's ass." Chen Zhu picked up the black thing and said.

   "Slap someone's **** with such a thick ruler? You can figure it out!" Wang Hua questioned.

   "Why can't you spank someone's buttocks?" Chen Zhu said, and waved it around, making a spanking gesture.

  The next moment, there was only a muffled bang, and the ground seemed to move.

  Wang Hua was confused: "What sound?"

  The next moment, she trembled in fright, because her senior brother Chen Zhu suddenly stared at her with tears in her eyes, looking very abnormal.

   "My. My big toe." Chen Zhuru said wearing a mask called "Pain".

  Wang Hua lowered her head, startled.

  I saw an iron brick-like thing hitting my senior brother's big toe firmly at some point.

  She finally knew why her senior brother suddenly had tears in his eyes, because it seemed painful.

   "Brother, you've been hit by an iron brick." Wang Hua said.

   "Why are there iron bricks here?"

  Chen Zhu lowered his head with tears in his eyes, and suddenly found that this flying iron brick was connected to a very thin chain, and the other end of the chain was the "ruler" in his hand.

   That is to say, this pile of iron bricks fell from above.

  He was shocked and frightened, with a painful expression on his face, so he raised his hand, trying to lift the iron brick.

   As a result, when the iron brick was lifted, the middle part of the ruler suddenly split into two and turned once.

   With a click, before Chen Zhu could react, his wrist was clamped.

  The clip is bleeding!

   "Ah, my hand, my hand!"

  Chen Zhu burst into tears in pain, because the moment he lifted the ruler, the ruler suddenly split into two and turned into a pair of scissors, and his backhand clamped his hand holding the ruler.

   The force of the clamp was heavy, even though he had the body protection zhenqi, his wrist was still bleeding from the clamp.

  Chen Zhu's body twitched in pain, but with this twitch, there was another bang, and the iron brick that had just been lifted fell down again, hitting his injured big toe again.

   "Woooooooo junior sister, help me."

  At this time, even Master Lingyu heard the movement, and came in to watch.

   Lin Xiangzhi was stunned watching this scene.

   Isn’t this sword only for hair blowing? Why is this smashing feet and pinching people's hands again? Look, it made people cry.

  Wang Hua looked at the strange situation and said, "Master, why don't you help senior brother hold that iron brick, and I'll remove the clamp?"

  Master Lingyu nodded and squatted down.

  Chen Zhu burst into tears and said, "Junior Sister, is this safe?"

   "Then let it continue holding it until Shaoxia Ji comes back?" Wang Hua asked back.

  Chen Zhu felt his hands were about to be pinched off, he shook his head and said, "Come on."

  So, Wang Hua and Monk Lingyu glanced at each other and worked together.

   At the moment when the iron brick was lifted and the clip was pulled open, a gust of hot wind blew in front of him, causing Chen Zhu's Mediterranean hair to scatter.

  Chen Zhu trembled in fright, and shouted: "What the **** is this?"

   As a result, at the next moment, the "brick" and "scissors" rebounded sharply, wanting to return to their original state.

   "Get out of the way!"

  The great monk Lingyu yelled, and then the three of them jumped out at the same time.

  With a bang, the fire stick returned to its original appearance, and the whining wind stopped abruptly, as if it hadn't moved at all.

  But the eyes of the three people and one cat were full of horror, as if seeing a monster.

  But thinking that Chen Zhu was barely rescued, the old monk Lingyu and Wang Hua couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

   As a result, at this moment, Chen Zhu's voice sounded in pain again - "Why do I suddenly feel numb in my mouth? It's so sad."

  Old monk Lingyu and Wang Hua turned their heads to look, and were startled again.

  Because at some point, a string of very thin flying needles appeared on Chen Zhu's mouth.

   These flying needles should have been shot out when the hot air was blowing before, and they stuck on Chen Zhu's lips, so that his lips swelled rapidly, looking like two fat sausages.

  Wang Hua wrapped her hand in a piece of cloth and stroked her hand, helped him remove the flying needle, and comforted him: "Brother, it's okay, your lips are just a little swollen."

  Chen Zhu said angrily: "Why do you make your mouth swell, so let's do it to the end."

   As he spoke, his voice became indistinct because of his plump lips.

  At this time, Ji Que came back from outside with the vegetables, and said happily, "What a coincidence today, there is a store selling glutinous rice sausages, just try it. Damn!"

  In the room, Chen Zhu with the sausage mouth on his head turned around, making Ji Que jump back in fright.

  Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sad.

   In the kitchen where good food was supposed to be brought, soon Chen Zhu's indistinct sobs sounded.

  In the house, Chen Zhu sat at the dining table with bandages on his wrists and toes, and sausages on his lips. He looked pitiful and had no appetite.

  On the table, Qiankun Roasted Goose, Three Shredded Cold Salad, and Glutinous Rice Sausage exude a charming aura.

  The outer skin of Qiankun Roasted Goose was already cold, but as the belly was cut open, steaming heat burst out from inside.

  The so-called Qiankun roast goose refers to the fact that there is Qiankun in the hungry stomach. There are 36 kinds of carefully cooked ingredients in it. Eating it with goose meat is really delicious.

  As for the glutinous rice sausage next to it, it is not unusual at first, but it has a unique flavor when eaten with the roast goose.

  Even Lin Xiangzhi enjoyed the feast, Ji Que gave her a small bowl of Qiankun roast goose, she couldn't help but eat a big piece

   Chen Zhu looked at all this pitifully.

  He bought the roast goose, and I really want to eat the sausage.

  Unfortunately, I can't eat it.

  Wang Hua took out a reed tube, inserted it on his plump lips, and comforted him: "Brother, you should drink tea, this is the most suitable for you at present."

  As soon as these words came out, Chen Zhu burst into tears again.

  (end of this chapter)