My Wife Pretends to be Poor Everyday

Yu Siling went back to school after eating. The next two days of classes were quite in time. In addition, Li Yueyun had to stay at home for two days, so she simply stayed at school.

Of course, she was not idle, and decided to gather the wisdom of everyone, so she posted a post in the school forum

The original poster is about to go on a blind date, how can I make the other party hate myself and let the parents never force myself to have a blind date?

1 Take a bottle of sulfuric acid to go.

2Be a little bad attitude, dress ugly, tone high, pretend to be frustrated

3 For this question, you only need to shake your head and shake your head all the way. Others will definitely treat you as a mentally retarded and publicize it. No one will dare to find you on a blind date in the future. The test is effective.

If the host boy, girl, boy, ask the other party if they are willing to give out a million dowry, they must take care of their children at home full-time after marriage, and contact with the opposite **** is not allowed. If it’s a girl, then ask the boys if they’d like to give out a million-dollar gift. After getting married, they must take care of their children at home full-time. No contact with the opposite **** is allowed.

5 Don't have to be so repulsive of blind dates, in case you meet the true fate.

On the 6th floor, I’ve watched a lot of novels on TV. In real life, there are so many blind dates when you meet someone who really loves tall, rich, handsome or white, rich and beautiful, the host is still a student, don’t worry

Yu Siling took a few feasible suggestions from the high-rise building, and when he returned to the rental house on the weekend, he saw that the room was still empty, and couldn't help but feel a little deserted.

I couldn't help but want to call Li Yueyun, but I was afraid of disturbing him.

I don't know why, I feel a little depressed, maybe I feel that I am going to go on a blind date soon, although I am completely sure that this blind date will fail, I always feel sorry for Li Yueyun.

On the other side, Li Yueyun was also depressed, of course, the whole Li family was depressed.

Since Li Shenxing revealed that his boyfriend is old and poor two days ago, the two parents have tried every means to find out the origins of each other, and they are about to suffer from a heart attack at every turn.

Li Shenxing didn't know how to take care of others, so Li Yueyun could only stay at home to look after the two elders, and was beaten and beaten from time to time.

"Yue Yun, you are not allowed to change the blind date you said. The time and place have been set at the Yu family. If you dare to put the pigeons, where should I put Li Yuanye's face." Li Yuanye patted the table, "Don't let it People laughed that I couldn't raise two girls."

"I see, Dad." Li Yueyun reluctantly put away the small table on the bed and poured him a cup of hot water, "Come on, drink some water first, and eat right away."

Li Yuanye took a few sips of water, "Don't you bluff me, have you heard."

"Yeah." Li Yueyun had her own plan in her heart. The most important thing is to stabilize Li Yuanye, "Dad, get out of bed and eat."

Li Yuanye took a look outside, "Why didn't Li Shenxing come to admit that she was wrong, and her father was lying in bed, so he didn't come to visit."

"Her boyfriend has returned to China and just went out to pick him up." Li Yueyun said.

"I'm back home" Li Yuanye immediately became interested, and asked in a low voice, "Will I take it home later and have a look?"

"It should be." Li Yueyun said, "Mom has ordered the kitchen to cook more meals."

Li Yuanye nodded, opened the quilt, got out of bed neatly, and walked to the living room. He suddenly heard the whistle of a car outside, coughed twice, and sat down weakly.

After a while, Li Shenxing walked in with a man, about 1.5 meters tall, wearing a pair of glasses, with a literary and gentle atmosphere, which was quite different from the image of Li Shenxing's hot girl.

"Parents, sister, my boyfriend is here." Li Shenxing exclaimed.

"What is noisy, we are not without eyes." Li Yuanye sullen his face, but his eyes kept glancing at the man.

The man bowed to them politely, "Uncle and Auntie, hello, I am Lin Yucheng, Ah Xing's boyfriend."

"Quickly, sit down and talk." Zhang Qingkong was overjoyed and blinked at Li Yuanye, "Yucheng is not old anymore."

"Who said that I am not old?" Li Shenxing said disgustedly, "I'm already twenty-six, aren't you old?"

Li Yueyun "Thank you," I was offended.

Lin Yucheng smiled, "You are right."

"What does Yucheng do now?" Zhang Qingkong asked again.

"Recently, I was an intern as a software developer at Microsoft." Lin Yucheng said humblely.

Zhang Qingkong happily said to Li Yuanye, "It's not bad, it has a future"

Li Yuanye also nodded lightly.

The chat later went smoothly, and Li Yueyun also learned about the love history of the two, so I won't mention it here.

She looked at the happy family, was still angry for Li Shenxing's old and poor boyfriend a second, and turned her head to feel that the other party was very good.

Does Li Shenxing’s minimum rule work?

Speaking of which, if Li Shenxing told her parents from the beginning that her boyfriend is an intern at Microsoft, and his family background is very ordinary, and he is not from a Gaozhi family, then his parents are likely to say that they need to consider or investigate again. Accept each other so quickly

"Sister, what are you doing? Come and sit down." Li Shenxing waved.

Li Yueyun sat aside, Lin Yucheng also shouted to her sister, she nodded and joined the topic, but was absent-minded.

After a long time, Li Yuanye noticed that her hesitation had stopped, and asked "what do you want to say"

"Dad, actually I have something to say," Li Yueyun said with courage, "Actually I also have a girlfriend."

Everyone ""

Li Yuanye ""

"She is also very poor." Li Yueyun said.

Everyone ""

Li Yuanye reached out to stop her from continuing to say, "Do you still want to say that she is quite old too"

"No." Li Yueyun shook her head, "I am old."

"Heh." Li Yuanye said, pointing upstairs, "Go back to your room, don't make up here, don't think I don't know you want to avoid blind dates."

Li Yueyun walked upstairs and could still hear Li Shenxing grinning and complaining to her boyfriend, "I'm sorry, my sister is a bit rebellious, not as mature and dignified as I am."

Li Yueyun ""

Li Shenxing raised her head and glanced at her, stunned, finally she found out

Sure enough, the old lady has an object, and she must have spoken the truth just now. No wonder I dare not say, is it so poor and young?

"Dad, I think my sister may not tell lies." Li Shenxing said carefully, "maybe she has really made a girlfriend."

"At this time I know to help your sister." Li Yuanye glanced at her, "You also go back to my room and stay."

Li Shenxing ""

After the two sisters were upstairs, Lin Yucheng knew that the test of seeing his father-in-law and mother-in-law had come.

Li Shen walked into Li Yueyun's room with starry enthusiasm, "I blame you."

"What's wrong with me." Li Yueyun said without looking up, "What did you say to Dad again."

Li Shenxing "I said you have a girlfriend, so he let me get out of here."

Li Yueyun acted "how do you know"

"Didn't you just say it?" Li Shenxing sat next to her and asked gossiping, "Sister, how poor is your girlfriend?"

"It's very poor." Li Yueyun tapped the keyboard quickly.

Li Shenxing asked, "I am so poor, how poor I think my boyfriend is poor enough."

Li Yueyun "was poorer than him."

Li Shenxing "No way, what does she do"

Li Yueyun blurted out "Lan Xiang is a highly talented student."

"Li Shenxing's eyes widened, "I suspect you are lying to me."

Li Yueyun said, "Believe it or not, go back to your room."

Li Shenxing rolled his eyes, "Sister, aren't you going to have a blind date? Isn't the other party the boss's daughter? Will you abandon the wife of the chaff?"

"Impossible." Li Yueyun closed the computer and turned to look at her, "You give me back."

"I'm just curious, eh, sister, don't push me. Then you can tell me who your blind date is" Li Shenxing said with a smile, and couldn't stop talking when he was pushed out. "This There is no rich second generation in Xuanyang that I don’t know. Tell me about it so I can go to the theater."

"Get off." Li Yueyun shut her out.

In the evening, Li Yueyun returned to the rental house after seeing that Li Yuanye had finally stopped being emotional. As soon as I opened the door, I saw Yu Siling lying on the table asleep, and immediately shouted, "Lingling, wake up, be careful of cold, go to bed and sleep."

"Ali, you are back" Yu Siling opened his eyes in a daze, and when he saw her, he stood up and hugged her with joy, "Great, I miss you so much."

Li Yueyun smiled, "I miss you too."

The two hugged for a while, took a bath together, and slept a few times together.

For some reason, both of them have a feeling that each other is so affectionate and lasting.

The next day, the two of them got up to wash their faces and brush their teeth. Yu Siling had already pulled papa in the toilet very naturally, and chatted with Li Yueyun outside, "Ali, I have a classmate party at night, and I might be back later."

"Well, well, I have something too." Li Yueyun is worried about how to say, "Hurry up, I'm going to be late."

"Oh good." After Yu Siling went to the toilet, he poured some water on the green onions on the balcony.

"Don't worry about that, hurry up." Li Yueyun took her hand and ran out.

Yu Siling put his bag on his back and saw a bag of mineral water bottles in the corner "Ah, we can sell bottles again"

"It's too late, come back to sell at night." Li Yueyun said, "I will end soon, and I will sell when I come back."

"it is good"

There were only two classes in the afternoon. As soon as school was over, Yu Siling went to Zhang Yaofei to "Come and help me put on makeup."

"Why do you want me to paint for you?" Zhang Yaofei rolled her eyes, "I am not your servant."

"Give you a chance to make me ugly." Yu Siling said, "I think about it, and only you can do it."

"Ugliness" Zhang Yaofei said excitedly, "Are you sure why don't you do it yourself"

"I can't do it." Yu Siling urged, "Hurry up, don't you do it?"

"Fuck" Zhang Yaofei took out cosmetics happily, "This is what you beg of me, don't blame me for being cruel."

At a certain Michelin restaurant, Li Yueyun walked in at the last minute while pinching his watch. When I asked the waiter, my dear, she arrived early.

It seems that the opponent is a non-punctual guy, deducting points.

She walked to the reserved seat and received a call from her dad. She had to take a photo of the restaurant to prove that she had really made the appointment, and the other party safely hung up the phone.

I received a new message from Yu Siling on my phone again, dear, I have something to delay now, it may be very late to go back.

Ali is okay, pay attention to safety. I'll be back soon, do I need to bring something to eat

It's not 0. I want to eat strawberries. Oh, by the way, remember to sell the scraps. I'm afraid I will close the door too late.

Ali is good.

Not 0 cats are better than heart jg

Li Yueyun laughed. Sure enough, Lingling is her happy fruit, and just a few words can make the bad mood disappear.

She checked the time, ten minutes had passed, and her impression of the blind date was even lower.

What a waste of her time is wasting her time going home to buy strawberries and sell waste products, **** it.

She looked at her dress again, and as Si Yutong ordered, she came with a set of the most noble and compelling professional suits, then put on a stinky face, and directly persuaded people from the aura.

When the other party arrived, she preemptively rehearsed a hundred and eight kinds of words to force her blind date back.

At this time, there was a panic of footsteps behind him, straight to this side.

She put her hands around her chest, raised her chin, and waited quietly for the next Shura field.

After a while, a girl ran from behind and bowed slightly at her, "I'm sorry to be late, there is too much traffic outside."

Just as Li Yueyun wanted to condemn her late behavior, she was stunned, feeling that the voice was inexplicably familiar "You raise your head."

The other party raised his head, revealing a large painted face. The powder on his face looked like a lacquer. The two lumps of red on his cheeks, his eyes turned into panda eyes, and a big red spot on his forehead.

Her lips seemed to be smeared with blood, she grinned at the corner of her mouth, but stopped abruptly.

A few seconds later, the two recognized each other at the same time

"Ali"

"Lingling"

"Why are you here" the two said in unison.

Li Yueyun looked at her in astonishment, wearing clothes that were robbed on the street, with odious makeup painted on her face, she was so frightened from ear to ear, "You, didn't you say you went to a party?"

Yu Siling was even more surprised. Seeing her aloft, she was wearing a grandmother's autumn and winter limited edition suit, with a Qianda Philippe watch on her wrist, and her classic bag next to her, stumbling. The ground pointed to the bag, and then pointed to Li Yueyun.

"Why do you, you, you, you are still wearing this here?" Yu Siling suspected that he had seen a ghost. "At this time, shouldn't you go to sell waste products", please keep in mind:, free and fastest update without anti-theft No anti-theft report chapter, please add qq group 647547956 group number