My Wife Is Konoha Tsunade

Chapter 49-Loli

The secretary dance has come to an end.

When Uchiha Obito thought of Haruki’s curtain call, his face blushed, and an unimaginable embarrassment came to his heart.

Even though he is used to women’s clothing, this is too shameful.

After hesitating for a moment, he clenched his fist and placed it in front of him, with a meow in his mouth.

After I finished it, my head went blank, and my eyes suddenly felt a little painful, but it disappeared quickly.

Uchiha Obito lowered his head and ran off the stage.

Haruki couldn’t help laughing.

The result was that Tsunade was very angry and knocked his forehead.

“I’m discussing things with you very seriously, what are you laughing at?”

“No.” Haruki pointed to the stage, “just dance.”

“Are you still distracted?” Tsunade pressed his cheek and squeezed it hard. “Is it time to watch the dance?”

Haruki blinked and said, “If you do the action just now, I will let you go to Sunagakure with me.”

“Thinking beautifully!” Tsunade glared at him, “How can I do those shameful actions?”

“Wow, you guy, you also watched it, and you scolded me?” Qingshu immediately noticed the blind spot and said very aggrievedly.

Tsunade was a little embarrassed at once, retracted his hand, his eyes slightly deflected: “But you still laughed.”

Haruki touched her previously pinched face, thinking that you don’t know what Obito will do in the future, otherwise you will be happy too.

“Really not?”

“No…don’t do it!” Tsunade hesitated, but he was very determined.

“Hmph, then you are not allowed to go!”

Haruki approached her, pointed at her, and said, “I will do what I say, and then I will find a time to run away in the middle of the night.”

“you!”

Tsunade was so angry that he opened his mouth and took a bite of his finger.

“Why are you biting again?!”

Haruki took out his index finger and looked at the row of teeth marks on it. He couldn’t help but get angry, “You are not a dog!”

Tsunade raised his head triumphantly.

Haruki’s eyes narrowed: “I’ll give you the last chance, otherwise…”

“How about it?” Tsunade said with his arms akimbo, almost writing me arrogantly on his face.

“Otherwise…” Haruki suddenly turned over and pressed her against the rock.

“You…what do you want to do?” Tsunade’s heart trembled and she was about to struggle to get up, but the next moment, she felt her ass being hit hard, and her body trembled, her face flushed, “Asshole!”

Haruki hugged her waist, and through the thin clothes, she could clearly feel the curves and changes of her body.

“Ah!” Tsunade couldn’t help exclaiming. After a few consecutive clicks, “I can’t do it!”

Haruki hurriedly got up, and the harm was done, and he was also very uncomfortable now.

But seeing Tsunade posing as a kitten, he couldn’t help but smile.

“It’s a cat ear.”

“Enough!” Tsunade gave him a blank look, but his voice was not angry, but a delicate voice.

A numbness suddenly rose in Haruki’s heart.

“alright.”

He patted his knee.

Tsunade curled his mouth and leaned his head against his thigh.

“The following show is Ninja cat.”

Haruki saw the celebration in the distance and said, “You should like this show.”

Tsunade measured his body and looked towards the stage.

A lot of cute cats, accompanied by brainwashing songs, began to dance.

“What song is this?”

“The Pure Land of Bliss.”

“It’s so cute.”

“Well, I plan to open a cat cafe in Konoha.”

Haruki explained the meaning of Maoka to her again.

“Really someone would go to such a store because of a cat?”

Tsunade is a little bit unable to understand. Although the cat is cute, she will not drink coffee because of it.

“The joy of running a cat is unclear. You have to experience it yourself.”

Haruki squeezed her face, the soft touch and the sensuality made him laugh, “Besides, Ninja cats are quite smart, as long as they can make money and please humans, they are very good at them.”

He thought of the cats in the cat cafes of the previous life. Some of them were too cold to be touched.

But Shinobu is different.

No need to sign a Summoning contract, no need to do tasks, just lie down to make money.

Not only cats, but even humans want to do this kind of work.

It’s a pity that many humans are illegal, but cats are legal.

“I found out that you have fallen into the eyes of money recently?” Tsunade said, really to make money, not even the cat.

“-Kunzi loves to get money in a good way. I make money normally, not to mention that this is not for you to become Hokage in the future. Can you be rich?”

“Oh?” Tsunade turned to look at him, “For me?”

“Um.”

“Not bad.” Tsunade stretched out his hand to wrap his neck around his neck and kissed him on the cheek with a slight pressure on his upper body. “It’s worth the reward.”

“What about this side?” Haruki tilted his face to the left. “Only one side is asymmetrical.”

“It’s cheaper for you!” Tsunade gushed fiercely, and touched his left cheek again.

“Very good.” Haruki nodded in satisfaction, then remembered Sunagakure’s affairs, and said, “If you go out with me, you may have to use Transformation Technique, otherwise it will be too troublesome.”

“Yeah.” Tsunade said softly, as long as he can accompany him. As for the danger, the less the better.

“So about your image, can I make a small request?”

“you say?”

“How about Loli with long silver hair?”

“?” Tsunade stared at him suspiciously, “What do you mean?”

“No, I think that since I want to change my face, I must have an identity. I plan to take Minato. You can just turn into a ten-year-old girl and count as my student.”

“It seems to make sense.” Tsunade thought for a moment, “Let’s do it.”

“It’s called Izumi Sagiri,” Haruki suggested.

Tsunade became alert, but his expression remained as usual, seeming to be a name that came to mind very casually.

After looking at him a few times, he was sure that he hadn’t heard of Izumi Sagiri before, so he let Haruki go.

The celebration is one show after another.

The final “Sword Art Online” stage play begins.

Excerpt from the paragraph where Asuna was imprisoned.

When the elves dressed in sexy pajamas, Asuna appeared on the stage, Sarutobi Hiruzen blushed abruptly, but fortunately, there were so many people who performed the same way as him.

Only Haruki ushered in Tsunade’s poisonous claws again.

“How did you guy come up with such… such… nasty clothes?”

“I was wronged.” Haruki sucked in the air, and quickly grabbed Tsunade’s right hand at the waist, “If I have a problem with my waist, you will regret it in the future!”

Tsunade was stunned, and reacted, the red was at the base of his ears, but his hands were harder.

Haruki immediately begged for mercy.

“I didn’t write this novel, you can’t blame me!”

“Huh, isn’t there any credit for you?”

“It’s only one-third at most, but it’s definitely not my full responsibility.” Haruki smiled.

Tsunade released his hand and gave him a blank look.

She didn’t believe him.

Only seeing that he was indeed in some pain, let him go.

In the distance, in Hyuga Kaoru’s concluding remarks, this extraordinary celebration finally ended.

But the lingering rhyme didn’t stop.

There was hardly any weak talk in Konoha Village about the celebration in the next few days.