My Super Dimension Circle of Friends

　　As a legendary killer in the industry, Deadpool certainly didn't come here for sightseeing.His mission is to eliminate the president of the Spades Club, the evil old Thomson.

　　He broke into the building and came to the top floor.So far, everything seems to be going well.But the hand of fate dealt a fatal blow to his gut.

　　no way.

　　People always have one or two emergencies at critical moments.

　　And the gang boss was still having a tea party with his gang members, thinking that he should be able to go to the toilet in time.As a result, Te Niang never expected that there was no toilet paper in the toilet compartment!

　　See Te Niang's ghost!

　　The gangster base with assets of hundreds of millions of dollars is reluctant to put paper in the toilet?Don't these underworld members need to wipe their butts?

　　Deadpool feels like a dead dog now.

　　Although he looks crazy, his brain is sick.Also often talk about shit, urine, farts and so on.But he is still a very clean person.

　　Even if he takes a bath and washes it back and forth with disinfectant several times every day, he can imagine how desperate the current situation is for him.

　　"Without toilet paper, you can use your fingers." Suddenly, a voice echoed in his head.

　　"Damn, who's there?!" Deadpool instinctively pulled up his pants and rushed forward.Directly smashed the toilet compartment door.As a result, the entire bathroom was found empty.

　　what happened?

　　Deadpool frowned.Could it be that he has stayed up too much lately and had hallucinations again?

　　"The guy who hurt Jack was in the toilet! I heard noises in the toilet!"

　　"Catch him, don't let him run away!"

　　There was shouting from outside the toilet door.

　　"Go!" Deadpool decided to temporarily abandon the plan, he had to go back to wash his ass first.

　　But at this moment, the voice he thought was an auditory hallucination sounded again. "You can talk to me in your heart."

　　Lin Yue was a little curious in his heart, wondering if this guy would accept his proposal.

　　Then, he received a reply: fuckyou!

　　Grass!This is to scold Laozi?

　　Lin Yue opened a special concern and saw that the other party was fighting against a group of gang members in suits.Deadpool squatted weirdly, fighting and retreating.

　　Lin Yue seemed to realize something: You didn't wipe your butt?

　　Deadpool: Damn it!Get your mouth out of my head!Go back to your mother's belly!

　　Cursing inwardly, Deadpool accidentally got shot in the butt.Lin Yue was mentally balanced.

　　Lin Yue: Areyou OK?

　　Deadpool: Do it!Shut me your stinky mouth!Or I'll throw you down the drain with my head!

　　This guy sucks!Thought I was parasitic in his brain?

　　Lin Yue showed a malicious smile: Okay, let me see it.

　　Deadpool: Hey, I'm not kidding!I'm serious with you!

　　Lin Yue: I'm not kidding.Now, please start your show. .

Chapter 34

　　shit!

　　Of course, it is impossible for Deadpool to cut off his own head and stuff it into his ass in full view.

　　Moreover, although he has a bit of a crazy personality.But not stupid either.Since the other party dares to speak like that, then he is probably not a special creature parasitic in his brain.

　　pat.

　　Backhanded and killed a gang member trying to get close to him, Deadpool decided to have a calm exchange: Hey, man.I think we need to talk.

　　Lin Yue: How many rolls of toilet paper do you use to wipe your butt?

　　Deadpool: fuck!My sphincter isn't that big, just one piece is enough!

　　Lin Yueli: But you don't even have a piece of it now.

　　Deadpool: There will be.

　　puff.

　　Deadpool took a hard shot and stabbed the long knife in his hand into the abdomen of the gang member in front of him.Without waiting for the other party to fall, he took off the other party's suit.He stuffed it into his ass and rubbed it twice, then pulled it out and threw it on the other side. "Thank you, man."

　　Lin Yue: I see, you are so disgusting.

　　Deadpool: Damn it!are you spying on me?This is a violation of human rights!

　　Lin Yue: Oh.so what?

　　Deadpool: Stop your crimes or I'll call the police!

　　Lin Yue: Okay.

　　Deadpool: What the hell are you doing, you bastard?

　　Lin Yue: No, it depends on your performance.

　　Deadpool: Now that the show is over, I'm going home!

　　Lin Yue: Just come back, what did you tell me?

　　Deadpool: You're in my head!You bloody bug, get out of here!

　　Lin Yue: Are you begging me?

　　Deadpool: I'm ordering you!Get out of my mind!This uncle is going to crush you with his feet!

　　Lin Yue: If you have time to argue with me here, why don't you think about what you should do next.

　　Deadpool looked around, only to realize that he was surrounded by gangsters in black suits.Some carry guns, some carry grenades.Quickly surrounded him.

　　"Dry!"

　　Deadpool snorted lowly.With his current situation, it is obviously unrealistic to want to kill the gang leader.So he turned around decisively and smashed the window glass behind him.From the top of the twenty-seventh floor, he jumped directly.

　　Click.

　　There was a brittle sound of bones breaking, and the huge impact caused his skull to crack directly.Like a smashed watermelon, the red and white things splattered in all directions.

　　If he were a normal person, he would definitely die if he turned into such a bird.But Deadpool struggled to stand up and limped into the alley.

　　Deadpool: Damn it!Today's business is yellow!

　　Lin Yue: How pitiful.

　　Deadpool: You're still talking nonsense?You vicious little bitch!

　　Lin Yue: You blame me for not wiping your butt?

　　Deadpool: Oh, yes.I didn't wipe my ass.Everyone doesn't wipe.Tony Stark doesn't rub either.Maybe that bitch Wolverine will rub, with his pointy claws.

　　Lin Chuyu: God, Wolverine wipes his ass with his claws.

　　Deadpool: What, you don't believe it?When the guy is kissing with his boyfriend, he also uses his paws to communicate with each other.I have seen it with my own eyes.

　　Lin Yue was shocked: Why didn't I know that Wolverine had a boyfriend?Doesn't he like women?

　　Deadpool: No.He likes both men and women.He's a good duo, trust me.

　　Lin Yue: Believe in you.You are so full of mouths running the train, even Iron Man can't compare to you.

　　Deadpool: What is Iron Man?Which idiot would use such a low name?

　　Lin Yueli: Just like what you said about Tony Stark earlier.No, you still don't know he's Iron Man?How old are you now?

　　Deadpool: [-], man.Are you from Mars?

　　Nineteen ninety-nine, two thousand years have not come yet?In other words, hasn't the initial plot of the Avengers unfolded yet?

　　Lin Yue thought to himself: No, I come from another world.Do you believe it?

　　Deadpool: Of course.I just had tea with God yesterday and he told me that another world is beautiful.Lots of blondes with big asses.But now I'm going to the convenience store to buy a Band-Aid and put my brain on it first.

　　Lin Yue: Stop posting it, it's already empty anyway.

　　Deadpool: No, it's still useful.At least it can tell me that there is a foreigner who knows Tony Stark talking to me.

　　Lin Yue: My name is Lin Yue.

　　Deadpool: Oh, hey.Come and see, this visitor from another world has a great Chinese name.By the way, you can tell me.Where is the Chinese food delicious?

　　Lin Yue had black lines all over his head.

　　Although he had already anticipated Deadpool's neuroticism, he did not expect him to be neurotic to such an extent.Although it is true that you are Chinese, but you are in the United States!

　　How do I know where the Chinese food in America is delicious!

　　Deadpool: What's the matter, Mr. Another World.Is my little problem bothering you?

　　Lin Yue: I feel that you are very naive.

　　Deadpool: Everyone says that, they'll call me a cute idiot.But you know, I'm more of a low-key guy.

　　Lin Yue: Sorry, I don't know.

　　Deadpool: You should know that.

　　Lin Yue: I really don't know.

　　Deadpool: You are very boring, I originally wanted to treat you as a best friend.But you make me very uncomfortable.

　　Lin Yue: Forget about the best friend.If you let your stinky brother be your best friend, I'm afraid I'll have to live a few years less.

　　Deadpool: No!You can't do this to me!I've already written a note, ready to exchange notes with you.Just like a real middle school student, let's get started!

　　Lin Yue: Okay, Five Seconds Man.

　　Deadpool: What are you....