My Summons Are Weird

It is no longer necessary to eat sticky slimes, and there is a high probability that you will not have to think about food storage for a while in the future. This sense of security makes beef extra delicious.

Lu Yu naturally couldn't feed Lulutis by hand. After he rinsed it, he picked up the beef with chopsticks and asked Lulutis to reach for it.

After all, he couldn't find where Lulutis' mouth was.

Lulutis was not interested in the damp chili powder, and the beef slices dipped in salt and ate them quickly.

It was agreed to eat together, but Lu Yu just had time to eat his own after feeding Lulutis.

"Speaking of which, your home was blown up and you disappeared. Wouldn't your friends try to find you?"

Lu Yu, who had been thinking about escorting Lulutis home for a while, remembered this.

The tree hole suddenly became quiet, and the wind blowing in along the gap of the baffle tried hard to dispel the pervading silence.

"No one will come to me."

Lu Yu, who realized that his problem might have stepped on thunder, even had a smaller range of chewing.

Investigating the topic of why no one is looking for Lulutis will only make the awkward atmosphere continue, and he is eager to find a new topic.

Although the two have been together for more than half a month, both of them are very cautious not to explore each other's past.

Lu Yu didn't intend to break this tacit understanding. That's how we get along with each other. People who want to say it will naturally say it. If they don't want to, you will only appear to be very gossipy if you ask questions.

"I have some problems with my background, so my popularity is not very good, so no one will care about what happened to me."

Perhaps it was what happened today that both parties confirmed that the other was a qualified companion. Unexpectedly, Lulutis continued the topic.

Faced with this thread that was obviously thrown by Lulutis to push him forward, Lu Yu did not hesitate.

"not a single one?"

"not a single one."

After hesitating for a while, Lulutis added, "There was one before."

"That princess?" Lu Yu clearly remembered that Lulutis helped one person suppress the riot.

"Well, it's her, but we won't be friends after that."

"She used me to suppress the riots for her and gain the capital to seize power."

"I hate to be involved in the struggle by her friendship, so I left the capital as a citizen of the empire, and went to the wilderness alone to build my own mansion."

"Lu Yu, you said that after taking me home, if you can't make it through the path of being a magician and want to eat and die under my protection, it's not too late to change this requirement."

Lulutis suddenly laughed: "My house is not fun at all, and it is very deserted. After returning home, it will probably be rebuilt."

"Of course, if your requirements are very low, you still have basic living guarantees. After all, a seventh-order magician can go out and get some extra money from time to time."

Before Lulutis said that she was not the eldest Miss Lu Yu, she didn't quite believe it. After all, she was a person with low experience and high achievements, who was out of touch with reality in the details of life.

But the house was bombed and no one came to look for her, and she also said that there was something wrong with her background, so Lu Yu had to make Lulutis suspect the family members of Lulutis.

Lu Yu took a mouthful of beef and said indifferently, "I won't change it."

"you sure?"

"I crossed over here and played survival games with a group of small animals for a whole month, and my psychological expectations were already very low."

"If I don't have any achievements in magic, then I will definitely need a lot of time to study my way out, and your protection is still essential."

"This is the retreat I chose for myself, and I won't change it."

Lulutis' tentacle lightly pressed against Lu Yu's forehead, but he subconsciously pushed it away.

"I remember very clearly. You just used these two tentacles to grab meat and eat it. Have you washed your hands?"

Lulutis wanted to fulfill an ineffective promise ahead of time with the etiquette of a magician signing a contract, to show that he paid attention to Lu Yu's requirements.

She also thought about it, and after unlocking some of the sealed contracts on her body, she immediately concluded a formal contract with Lu Yu.

Lu Yu's group, combined with what he said, immediately shattered the atmosphere that Lulutis had created.

Lulutis felt angry at the thought of her desire to take this guy so seriously.

She gritted her teeth and said, "wash, I'll go out and rub snowflakes, hum!"

Lu Yu didn't understand what Lulutis was humming. Even if you wash your hands, you need to be angry?

He could understand that tentacles came over and planned to enter the study time. After all, it was indeed time for the two to do homework for each other.

But you have to wash your hands first.

Is it polite to touch your head with the tentacles that have grabbed meat and touched oil?

Do you know how torturous it is to take a shower in such a cold weather, and how much courage it takes?

Lu Yu and Lulutis spent almost a month in the tree hole to supervise each other and speed up the loading of language modules.

During this period, Lu Yu and Lulutis once again returned to the place where the count's eldest son was wiped out.

The monsters and beasts who had the party cleaned the place so cleanly that even the bones were caught elsewhere.

Lulutis said that in this case, even experienced magicians and adventurers would be unable to find out any useful information.

The rivalry of monsters and beasts destroyed all traces, and even the evidence of the existence of this group of people in this world was also annihilated.

All the food that was too late to take away disappeared, and the cow was eaten with only some skeletons left.

At first, Lu Yu thought it was too plain and too hard, and the naan that no monsters could eat disappeared.

Regarding Lu Yu's idea, Lulutis kindly told him that not only slimes are omnivorous creatures.

Fortunately, there are no omnivorous monsters in this area that like to devour gold and iron, and the swords and armors of the place are completely preserved.

After searching, Lu Yu happily plucked a topaz from the hilt of a sword for decoration with the help of Lulutis, which was considered a small fortune.

As for the Mithril Armor, which obviously sold for a good price, Lu Yu didn't take it.

Lulutis wondered why Lu Yu, who had been planning expenses all the time, was thinking about travel expenses and let go of this valuable item.

"This topaz, no matter where it is exchanged, I can say that it was obtained by accident."

"A pair of mithril armor doesn't fit my body size, and I'm not a magician who can enchant, but I carry it with me and sell it everywhere."

"The Earl's eldest son just died, and I thought about it intentionally or not. No matter how I explain it, I can't escape suspicion."

"Let it stay there. The battle marks on the armor will tell anyone who finds him that the eldest son of the earl died at the hands of monsters."

"What kind of ability do you have, what kind of money you make, money that is beyond your ability, even if you get it, you may not be able to keep it, and you may even invite disaster."

"Before you and I have enough strength to deal with external crises, we must seek a word of stability."

Lu Yu stated his creed.

The weather is getting colder and colder, and the monsters that lack food will naturally become more active.

Lu Yu, who had made steady progress to the end, returned to the tree hole and arranged the collected branches again, expanding the alert range again.

The language module was loaded at the most critical moment, and both Lu Yu and Lulutis began to sprint the grammar link.

The daily routine in the tree hole is that two people practice oral language awkwardly and rigidly.

One speaks blunt Esperanto, and the other speaks Chinese with a strange accent.

The scene where the two stand and talk together is called a chicken and duck talking.

Lulutis felt that the Esperanto spoken by Lu Yu was as flat as a road run over by a carriage, and there was no fluctuation in the tone, no matter how you heard it, it was the same tone.

Lu Yu felt that Lulutis's Chinese would never be flat and she had as many problems as herself.

But they both quickly realized one thing after laughing at each other.

Although it is very awkward, but at least I can understand it, I can hear it clearly.

After learning Lulutis's so-called Esperanto, Lu Yu discovered a lot of wonderful misunderstandings in pronunciation, and these "misunderstandings" have also become his and Lulutis' encrypted passwords.

Just when Lulutis was about to explain the meaning of the words again and again, a crisp "pop" alarmed the two of them.

Lu Yu immediately looked at the burning branches in the bonfire, while Lulutis immediately floated to the baffle of the tree hole and looked out.

The blue eyes lit up in the darkness, and with the dim light in his eyes, the uninvited guest got closer and closer to the tree hole.

The branches buried under the snow made a crisp sound one after another, warning Lu Yu that he was approaching dangerously.

Lu Yu, who came to the edge of the baffle, naturally saw this scene, but he and Lulutis were not afraid, just a little surprised. UU reading www. uukanshu.com

The white wolf was holding a slime whose juice had been drained and its body was shriveled, and slowly walked to the entrance of the tree hole.

This unfortunate slime has been slapped by the white wolf and is about to be split in two, and the soft body tissue inside is also covered with a layer of ice ballast in the cold weather.

The white wolf put the slime on the ground, pushed it towards the tree hole with its claws, leaned down slightly, and stared straight at the hole with its huge eyes.

Lu Yu wanted to see Lulutis' expression, but Lulutis had no face.

"Let's go out and have a look. They're all here with slimes in their mouths. It can't be tempting us to go out and eat them." Lu Yu said, "The two of us are not enough for him to hunt slimes."

Tonight, the wind was howling and he walked out of the tree hole. Snow Dianzi slapped Lu Yu's face in pain.

Seeing Lu Yu walk out, the white wolf pushed the slime hard with its mouth and let it slide in front of the two of them.

Lulutis turned over the slime with her tentacles and said, "Another unlucky jungle slime."

There was a grassy smell in Lu Yu's mouth for no reason.

Who eats slime when there is beef...

But the white wolf was obviously here to thank them for their kindness for the treatment. He finally found a slime. If he didn't accept it, the white wolf would have to find other strange things desperately.

When the time comes, it won't necessarily be a slime who looks so friendly...

And the white wolf might get hurt again.

It is rare that there is a creature who shows kindness to them in this desolate mountain forest. Because the misunderstanding will put the other party in deep danger, Lu Yu and Lulutis feel that it is inappropriate.

Got it, got it, now there are seasonings, maybe I can make the slime a little better?