My Subordinates Are Insanely Competent

00034 #2 – My minions know no fear

#2 – My subordinate knows no fear (9)

Something unidentified, whose whole body has been mosaicked, is wielding a wooden sword in the dojo.

From https://readwn.com

Maybe it’s only my eyes that Lina looks like a cat looking at a giant hamster in deep space, freaking out and hiding behind me.

huh?

“Reena. Where are you hiding my escort?”

“The crowd, the crowd! That’s physiologically unreasonable!”

“…I understand your feelings, but isn’t this a bit disturbing?”

“It’s a monster that doesn’t even know if it’s a human or something! It’s okay if it’s a monster, but that’s unreasonable!”

“I think he might be human. He is wielding a sword.”

Other than that, how did you get in here?

“Gato! Caesar!”

Calling the two of them loudly, Caesar came out of the backyard.

“Did you call, boss?”

“What about Gato?”

“I was hit in the head and passed out. Hearing the boss’s call and not being able to regain consciousness, you’re a lousy bastard. Do you wake me up by pouring cold water on me?”

stop.

You were the one who stunned him.

If you’re hit by your superpower and you’re stunned, that’s not going to happen.

“That guy doesn’t really matter. Explain that rather than that.”

Even though it was late at night, the trainees, who had been seen for a while, disappeared like a lie.

Because of the mosaic monster.

Even me, if I was swinging a wooden sword next to something like that, I would run away even if it was creepy.

who knows

That guy’s finally got distracted all of a sudden, human! While doing so, it stretches out its tentacles and injects parasites into it, and even shows off an alien invasion in the fantasy world.

Whether inside or outside the labyrinth, strange or suspicious things must be avoided.

“I am a trainee.”

“What? Was there any trainee like that?”

“I got it today.”

f*ck off.

You must have no eye color or an ornament.

Otherwise, you can’t get that.

“Why did you get that?”

“Something looks bad, but I got it because I paid double the money.”

“Aren’t you afraid?”

“I have competed once, but I am stronger.”

“… … .”

Well, I’m inclined to mix swords with that one.

Congratulations, Caesar.

Your psycho power is the best in the world.

“… … .”

For some reason, I got a creepy feeling and looked back at the monster.

looking this way

It was like a scene from a horror movie, and I got goosebumps.

“Hey! Uh, what to do! It’s coming this way, boss!”

“Calm down. It might explode if you attack, so let’s keep distance first.”

I calmly retreated at the speed the monster was approaching.

Seeing my reaction, the monster stopped.

From https://readwn.com

Mosaic’s squeaky arm made suspicious gestures.

“Jeogiyo!”

I hardened my complexion.

“Immersed in a suspicious language…! Are you trying to cast magic?!”

“Hib!”

“Let’s run, Lina!”

Lina was surprised and even hiccuped.

I put such Lina on my shoulder and hurriedly lifted her up with both hands to run.

Recognizing my intentions, Lina climbed up her arms like a squirrel and immediately hung behind her back. No matter how light Rina was, her arms were sore because of the weight, but it was not the time to worry about that.

“boss! quickly! We need to run as far away as the killer maniac can be while he becomes a meat shield!”

I was awakened in reverse by Lina’s cry, which caused panic.

Yes, there is Caesar.

When I thought about it soberly, Caesar said he had a fight with him.

“Caesar. Did he even use magic?”

“I didn’t write it.”

phew. Then it may be some kind of misunderstanding.

“How dare you hide your skills while competing with me, that’s a lot of guts.”

stop!

I’m just trying to calm myself down, but don’t raise a strange flag!

“jebal domangchiji mal-ajuseyo”

“for a moment. Isn’t that… the official language of the continent?”

Unnoticed by its twisted and distorted voice, the Mosaic Monster clearly speaks human language.

It was only natural that he did not understand.

If he couldn’t shake off his fear, his voice was so twisted and distorted that you wouldn’t even notice it, so just hearing it was enough to build up a sense of fear.

If you think of Caesar as an incomplete bomb that explodes whenever he pleases, it can be said to be a bomb similar to Caesar in a sense.

Instead, when Caesar explodes, he leaves behind a slap, except that no one knows what will happen if that explodes.

For now, let’s call it the unknown Caesar state with the meaning of fear and vigilance.

“Your boy. For what purpose did you invade the dojo?”

“Jeon geunyang sulyeon-eul halyeogo wass-eoyo”

“Clearly, if you see him wielding a wooden sword, he was training, but… what the heck is it?”

Suddenly, the unknown state of Caesar began to glow as he grabbed his head with both arms.

As the action became rough, the mosaic pieces that made up the body changed from white and black to sinister red and purple.

Like a monster’s attack pattern, I was so frozen that I couldn’t move.

“Aaa! nalago wonlaebuteo ileohjineun anh-ass-eo! bil-eomeog-eul miui yeosin!”

With excitement, the speed of speaking increased and the voice was amplified.

You seem to be complaining about your situation.

All I could think of was that I wanted that bastard to be put out in front of me soon.

“It doesn’t matter who you are. Business doesn’t work if you’re here. Get your money back, so get out of here. And don’t come back again, disappear to your hometown, monster.”

“silh-eo! dangsin-ilang dangsin buhaneun geulaedo nalang mal-eun seokk-eojujanh-a. daleun salamdeul-eun maldo an seokk-eojundago!”

“What a crazy… the monster is going crazy! Caesar, Vera!”

Caesar asked with a heavy expression on his face.

“Do I have to cut that with a sword?”

“What?”

“Didn’t it look like you were going to die from a curse or something if you cut it? I managed to fight with a wooden sword, but I don’t want to cut that body. It feels so ominous.”

Wow. Is the guy who usually pretends to be yelling at a passerby that he’s in a bad mood to leave me out at such an important moment?

I want to argue, protest, crave, and curse, but I can understand Caesar’s feelings emotionally.

No one wants to cut something like that with a sword.

What do you think of when an ugly alien suddenly pops out of a 128-inch LED wall-mounted TV?

Save me, damn it, don’t come here, it’s wrong here, let’s jump.

No one has the crazy idea of trying to stab them with a sword.

In a sense, he’s more terrifying than Caesar.

Even the original makes me feel uncomfortable.

He deserves to be called the unknown Caesar state.

“i mom-i bogi bullpyeonhangeoji? geuleom lobeulado sseul tenikka jebal naejjochji mal-ajwo!”

The monstrous pulled out his robes and put them on slowly.

It seemed like an act to prove that he was harmless, but I soon found out that it was an illusion.

The mosaic is not less visible in the area covered by the robes, and the robes are covered with the mosaic.

Why are you wearing it, Rob?

Could it have been more meaningful to wear it than that?

Just imagine the red and purple shards gleaming strangely in the darkness that fell under the hood of the robe…

This is wrong.

No matter how you imagine it, it only stimulates the fear more and more.

‘crazy. This is more than a rich class!’

I can feel the fear I felt only when I saw all the grotesque things I encountered in the depths of the labyrinth, looking at this now in front of my eyes.

I was in the middle of seriously thinking about whether or not to log out out of fear I couldn’t handle.

The monster hangs its shoulders and stretches out one hand helplessly.

what is that

Is it the new monster’s attack pattern?

“don”

It’s like asking for money.

Whew, I barely lived with this.

I was more relieved and ordered Caesar.

“Give me back the money I got from him.”

Caesar made a blatant disapproval.

“It’s suspicious, but it’s not really an attack on us. What about the timing? If you tame such a vicious creature, I think that the boss’s notoriety will be the best in the labyrinth city of Bram.”

“If you do that, you won’t have anything to say even if not the guards but the heretical inquisitors of all denominations come.”

“After all, the Church is not our enemy. No matter how many Inquisitors come, don’t you think that if this monster uses its hidden powers, they can all be killed?”

Why is this crazy bastard doing this all of a sudden?

I don’t know if that’s some kind of stray cat or shit.

If you want to raise it, grab it and raise it.

Dogs and cats bark or even cry when a thief enters.

Where can I use the pet that catches the Inquisitor?

There is nothing to say if you are immediately burned as a follower of the devil.

“Can not be done. If you don’t know anything else, you can’t grow that.”

“Then, if I defeat that and prove that I am harmless, will I be able to raise them?”

“How does the one who loses to you win the Inquisitor?”

Caesar looked at me with a very condescending look.

“It’s no wonder I’m stronger than the Inquisitor. Boss, didn’t you change your head when you saw the monster?”

“… … .”

What happened to your hair is on your side!

ha.

I really hate it, but Caesar wants it.

I was at a crossroads of choice.

Either you take a huge risk and accept it, or you get kicked out and Caesar’s favorability plummets.

Even children who don’t listen to words go crazy if they don’t have pets.

The problem is that the light emitted by the child and the light emitted by Caesar are different in terms of power.

No one knows or wants to know what will happen if Caesar goes crazy by squeezing people’s hands with his grip and destroying nerves to shock them.

“There are conditions.”

In the end, I had no choice but to say this with a stern expression on my face.

“It is entirely up to you to tame him. You have to do all the things like feeding, urinating, and dressing yourself. You should never try to throw it away later because you lost your affection.”

“Wait, boss! That’s not a pet! Even if you listen to the kid gossip, your habit will get bad, but if you accept that murderer’s bullshit, you’ll have two bombs!”

“Reena. Then let me ask you one thing.”

I asked a very realistic question.

“If the worst happens and that monster is something that neither the guards nor the heretic inquisitors can handle, it wanders around our hideout or training center every night. Are you confident that you will ignore it every day and live with it?”

“no… … .”

“Looking at the atmosphere, he’s a monster that doesn’t know the taste of humans yet. It’s best to tame when you can. I don’t like it, and you don’t either. Then there is only Caesar.”

Rave to be locked up in the inn?

I’d be happy if I didn’t get foamy and faint.

“Ugh. If you say it like that, uh, I can’t help it… … .”

In the end, with the agreement of me and Lina, it was decided to hand over the mosaic monster to Caesar.

Caesar proudly raised the disc toward the mosaic.

“Do you know what this is?”

“wonban”

“I won’t play. Then ask.”

swish! pinger.

The discus that Caesar had thrown with all his might, loaded with his superpowers, disappeared far away from his field of vision.

The Mosaic Monster was dumb, so he looked up at the sky and then looked down at Caesar again, and looked this way.

What. whatever.

“Nan gaega aniya. wonban-eul wae juwoya haneunde.”

“Why do you need to pick up the disc? To prove that you are a safe creature that obeys my orders and does not harm the boss. If you want to eat and live here, come pick it up quietly.”

“meoggo salgo!? jaewojuneun geoya?”

“Kato has become weaker, so if he lives under the same roof as a monstrous being like you, his courage will grow stronger. You will be a good textbook for cultivating Dongguijin just by being yourself.”

“Dangjang juuleo galge!”

The Mosaic Monster really went out to pick up the disc.

what are these guys

Why is it that the conversation is established and even the timing is done?

What’s wrong with Gato?

It’s not even my house, but I make them live with monsters as they please.

‘wait. It is the appearance that even inns will refuse to stay. … .’

OK, it’s a decision.

When Kato, who fainted, wakes up, introduce the reliable mosaic monster as his roommate.

Of course, there is no option. I don’t want to let it go, so you take it on.