My Stand-in is Steve

 “Uh…you said you were going to blow up the lava cave?”

 Hearing the little demon's request, Shalan here was obviously a little confused.

 “Can’t you?”

The little demon asked with his hands on his hips.

"The monsters living in the lava cave are powerful and have been recognized by many dark elves. Under normal circumstances, it is definitely not possible, but if you can really solve the crisis of the dark elves... then you will be the hero of the dark elves. I believe that even if you are The elders won’t stop you.”

Shalan thought for a while and then added: "I'm just very curious, why do you..."

“Haha, because she had those three giants hammered to pieces before.”

Before Sha Lan could finish her words, Fang Mo next to her couldn't help but start to gloat: "Back then, she made a little sword spirit to play, and she was beaten to tears. She went back to the network administrator and charged 200 Q coins to buy a set of fashion. Finally, Still haven’t fought hahaha!”

"…ha?"

Shalan blinked with a blank look on her face.

 “Oh, that’s right.”

Seeing that Shalan didn't understand, Fang Mo added kindly: "Do you know why she is so short? She was beaten by those three giants back then..."

"You're looking for shit!" However, after hearing this, Fang Mo's partner was furious. He turned around and kicked him. His whole face was flushed. He didn't know whether he was angry with Fang Mo or felt embarrassed. : "You have to expose my background, right!?"

　　…“…Your Excellency, you are joking.”

Hearing this, Shalan also held her forehead with a headache: "In short, the situation is urgent now. The elders of the dark elves are about to start a war with humans. If possible, please solve the problem of infectious diseases as soon as possible. I really ask you. .”

 Speaking of which.

 Shalan also bowed deeply and respectfully.

Since the neckline of the dress she was wearing was very low, bending down at this moment was really a humiliation. Even Fang Mo glanced at her subconsciously.

However, it was just a glance.

Fang Mo suddenly felt like he had been kicked by someone again, and then he heard a soul question from Dadongbai: "What are you looking at!"

 “See, this is called professionalism.”

It has to be said that Fang Mo reacted very quickly. He immediately turned to look at Xiaoyao. Of course, he didn't mention his behavior just now. Instead, he gave a thumbs up and praised: "Look at Sha Lan. , this is the attitude of asking for help, how polite... If Held could kowtow to me just now, would I help her put the Terra star back together now?"

“Herder himself is a conspirator, so of course he won’t trust others.”

 The little demon said something subconsciously.

"That's true."

Fang Mo directly pretended to be unhappy and said: "So I really got into a fight with her. Didn't she want to kill the other apostles and revitalize the demon world? I want to save her. I can take Di Ruiji away in thirty minutes." ”

"you…"

 “Okay, I’m in a hurry here.”

Before the little demon could say anything else, Fang Mo interrupted her directly: "Anyway, you can play in Afalia with peace of mind. I will come to find you when I collect Di Ruiji."

"…Fine."

Xiao Yao blinked his eyes, feeling that something was not right, but he couldn't explain it for a while: "If you have anything to do, please contact me on the public screen."

"good."

Fang Mo responded, then picked up the Demon Realm person here and flew into the air.

 “Is your wife jealous just now?”

However, as soon as they flew into the sky, the Summoning Jade Emperor next to them asked quietly: "Is it really okay for you to fool me like this?"

"Oh it's all right."

Fang Mo glanced at the small map. Although the small map did not show the location of Northmar, it could distinguish between north and south. At this moment, he flew directly towards the north, and at the same time he did not forget to explain: "She knows my Apricot fetish... On the surface, I'm just a vulgar old pervert, and I stare at people wherever they show their faces, but in fact, I prefer Xiaoyi Dian."

 “Then can you put me down?”

  Summoning the Jade Emperor, he said: "I suddenly felt a little scared."

"What's the matter with you?" Fang Mo glanced at Summoning the Jade Emperor inexplicably: "I told you I don't like **** snowmen..."

 “It’s not you who dressed me up like this!”

Summoning the Jade Emperor couldn't help but roar.

"Ahem, isn't this to prevent you, a lecherous thief, from seducing me?" Fang Mo spread his hands and explained: "The main reason is that as the queen of poisonous schemes, if you use a honey trap against me... it will be difficult for me to do it, so I can only Let you wear a snowman suit, after all, I still know myself very well, there is no way I can transform into Nunu."

"you…"

 Summoned the Jade Emperor and wanted to complain about something, but in the end he just sighed helplessly: "Forget it, I can't tell you anything anyway."

 “Enjoy the process, girl.”

Fang Mo was smiling, looking down at the scenery below and dealing with it casually.

"correct."

At this moment, Summoning the Jade Emperor suddenly spoke again: "I have thought about the choice you asked me to make before, and I want to stand on your side."

"oh?"

Hearing this, Fang Mo turned his head and looked at her: "What should I say?"

“Perhaps the demon world does need construction, but no matter what...this construction cannot be at the expense of the suffering of other lives.”

Summoning the Jade Emperor thought for a while and said: "Lord Herder's original intention may be good, but she... did do something wrong, whether it was infectious diseases, wars, or the apostles who were killed by her design, building the demon world. The price should not be borne by anyone else."

 “Hmm, that’s really good.”

Fang Mo nodded happily: "It seems that our poisonous queen is indeed kind-hearted..."

"It's enough."

Summoning the Jade Emperor helplessly raised his forehead, and then expressed his opinion again: "In my opinion, there must be other ways to revitalize the demon world... If Master Held is wrong, then I will stop her, and then Finding the right option for everyone may be a difficult road, but at least it won't cause harm to others."

“As for now, we still need to prevent her from harming other apostles.”

 Speaking of this, the Summoning Jade Emperor here also looked at Fang Mo: "But my strength is definitely not enough...so I leave it to you."

 “Then bend down and let me see your breasts.”

“You just said you don’t like **** snowmen!”

 “Hey, I’m just teasing you.”

Hearing the angry voice summoning the Jade Emperor, Fang Mo immediately became happy. He raised his hand and pressed the other person's head like a puppy and rubbed it twice: "Since you already have a goal, then work hard. Anyway, Held is I will definitely kill you, and the rest is up to you."

 In short, the two of them chatted wordlessly.

 Soon, the scenery passing below gradually changed.

The two of them flew all the way through Hutton Mar, passed through the Grand Forest, and soon came to a relatively desolate land, which was North Mar in the northern part of the Principality of Bel Mar.

 Because it borders the Wannian Snow Mountain. The climate environment here is also quite different from that of Hutton Mar.

Different from the lush forests that can be seen everywhere in the south, most of these areas are open plains with cool and dry air. There is even a huge desert not far away.

After a brief glance below, Fang Mo quickly noticed a few sporadic cities not far away.

Of course, the scale of the city here cannot be compared with that of the royal capital. Rather than saying it is a city, it is better to say that these are small towns or even villages in remote areas.

 “Are we there yet?”

Soon, Summoning the Jade Emperor also noticed the village below.

 “There are quite a few towns here.”

Fang Mo looked around and found that there were indeed a lot of villages and towns here, but as for where he was really looking for, which was the painful village of Lesefen, to be honest, he couldn't tell for a while.

“Forget it, let’s find a few soldiers to ask for directions first.”

After thinking for a moment, Fang Mo decided to go down and take a look first.

With a slight thought, the two men slowly descended and soon fell into a dilapidated town.

This is a town that looks a bit old overall. Although the buildings have been slightly worn by time, the overall style still follows the consistent tone of the Principality of Belmare. The exterior walls are made of white rocks and simply outline some The pattern adds a bit of exotic beauty.

 The place where Fang Mo landed was the center of the town.

To be honest, this place looks like a square.

It's just a bit strange that the sun has not set yet, but under the afterglow of the setting sun, this small town is quiet and eerie.

There were only some scattered trash cans in the town square, and a lot of food packed in sacks, just thrown randomly in the square. Some of them had even started to become moldy and deteriorated, with some green sticky stains flowing out. .

 The air seemed to be filled with an indescribable faint odor.

 “Something’s wrong here.”

Even Summoning the Jade Emperor saw something was wrong, and subconsciously clenched the wand tightly. In the next second, she heard two snapping sounds, and two octopuses fell out of her hand.

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 The Summoning Jade Emperor was also stunned for a moment when he saw this.

But soon, the sea magic ring on her hand stretched out a huge arm and patted her head as if to comfort her.

　　　…”

 Summon the Jade Emperor's face turned dark immediately.

"Good fellow, you are indeed a woman with forty-two chapters." Fang Mo was amazed when he saw this: "It's so convenient, you can summon octopus wherever you go... Why don't you just rename your ring Zhang?" Forget about the family ring."

 “Can you please stop making trouble for me?”

Summoned the Jade Emperor and stuffed his arms and legs back into the ring, and said with a headache: "It's not because this place is so weird that this ring automatically protects the owner... You should take a look at the situation here first."

 “Oh, let me see.”

Fang Mo took a look at the small map and saw a lot of human heads, as well as a lot of dogs: "There are no mice, okay, I know where this is."

“Where is it?” Summoning the Jade Emperor asked directly.

 “Yulin.”

Fang Mo said seriously.

"Hmm..." Summoned the Jade Emperor pondered for a moment, then looked at him doubtfully: "Did you lie to me again?"

 “Nani?”

Fang Mo was shocked: "You can see all this?"

“Sure enough, you are lying to me again...” Summoning the Jade Emperor couldn’t help but raise his forehead: “Whenever you want to deceive others, your expression will be very serious. Haven’t you noticed it yourself?”

 “Okay, I’ll pay attention next time.”

Fang Mo raised his forehead and said: "Anyway, this should be the bandit group of Northmar."

 Speaking of which.

Fang Mo also casually kicked the stone next to his feet.

I saw stones flying out with a roar, and then with a loud bang, the wall was directly smashed down. Since the whole town was eerily quiet, the roar was also particularly loud.

 And just after this sound.

The sound of dense footsteps immediately sounded in the distance.

Soon, a lot of guys with hoods covering their faces appeared around them, surrounding the two of them.

 “Hey hey hey, hee hee hee…”

These masked men are probably robbers or the like, but their mental condition is obviously not very good. Two groups of red lights can be seen through the shadow of the hood, and then their bodies are still twitching, a cold and... The aura of madness kept emanating from them.

"This...this doesn't seem to be a villager, right?"

 The Summoning Jade Emperor next to him immediately glanced at Fang Mo when he saw this.

"Isn't this nonsense?" Fang Mo said directly: "The villagers have already knelt down when they saw me. They are part of that bandit group."

 Speaking of which.

Fang Mo also took a step forward and started shouting: "What, call your boss Mo Zhen out quickly, I want to ask him something."

“Who allowed you to call our boss by his first name? You don’t understand any of the rules?”

As soon as he finished speaking, a strange man with a dog's head suddenly squeezed out of the crowd. He looked at Fang Mo coldly and cruelly: "You don't look like your peers, very good, then. Women stay...you can go and die."

 At this point, the kobold here suddenly emitted a puff of smoke and disappeared.

 Instead, a dog appeared on the spot.

Of course, this does not mean that the other party has transformed. In fact, this guy just suddenly jumped behind Fang Mo. This move is a bit like a blindfold + teleportation ability.

When he got behind Fang Mo, the kobold seemed to sneer. This was already his usual tactic. He had killed countless people. Thinking of this, he drew out his knife and was about to stab the other person to death, and taunted him proudly. One sentence.

 “Hey, where are you looking at…”

 It's just that he hasn't finished speaking yet.

 Suddenly a hand suddenly grabbed his neck.

 “Are you pretending enough?”

Without any unnecessary nonsense, Fang Mo slowly pulled out Mayuling's chopping knife with his other hand, and then swiped it directly, causing the opponent's dog's head to rise into the sky in an instant.

"Neuropathy."

Fang Mo threw the opponent's headless body to the ground: "What are you pretending to be, a first-level dog head..."

After dealing with the other party, Fang Mo also looked at the thieves in front of him again: "Okay, now I will say it again, you have three seconds to call your boss out, otherwise we will clear the place with a big move."