My Stand-in is Steve

"…ha?"

Hearing what Fang Mo said, not only Shalan, but also the little magician here was stunned for a moment. He raised his head and glanced at Fang Mo: "Wait, what kind of nickname is this?"

"how?"

Fang Mo asked cheerfully: "Don't like this name?"

 “That’s not a name at all, is it?”

The other party couldn't help but said: "If you have to say it...you are more like giving me a new nickname, right? And summoning the Jade Emperor...do you want to be my summon?"

 “Can’t you?”

"Can not be done!"

The little magician here immediately yelled: "Who would take the initiative to become a summoned object! And aren't we... friends?"

 Speaking of the last few words.

The other party’s eyes seemed to be a little evasive.

"Well, this little adventurer." But at this moment, Shalan next to him suddenly started to explain: "You seem to have some misunderstandings about summoners. There are actually many kinds of summoning contracts. It's not you. That’s what I thought.”

"Eh?"

 Hearing this, the little Demon World man was also stunned for a moment: "Is...is that so?"

 “Bullshit.”

This time it was Fang Mo who spoke: "Summoning contracts are of course divided into levels. Just because you can enslave those mindless black... elemental elves, doesn't that mean you can enslave the Thirteen Apostles of the Demon Realm?"

　　“That’s actually the case.”

After being educated about it, the little magician was obviously a little embarrassed. He turned his head awkwardly and said, "I'm sorry, I've always been more interested in elemental magic and I haven't learned much about summoning."

 “This gentleman... is right.”

At this time, Shalan, who was next to him, also echoed: "Summoners generally take the initiative to find those powerful creatures, and then find ways to sign contracts with them and pay some price to let them help them fight."

“Of course, if the opponent really has no ideas or is relatively weak, you can also use magic to forcibly control them.”

 After thinking about it, Shalan added another sentence.

 “Is that so?”

Hearing this, the little magician nodded subconsciously, and then turned to look at Fang Mo: "Then... do I need to pay a price for summoning you?"

 “You even want to have **** with the Jade Emperor for free?”

Fang Mo immediately glared at her fiercely when he heard this.

"Then..." The other party shrank subconsciously: "What's the price?"

"all of these."

Fang Mo pretended to be low and said, but then he started to laugh without restraining himself: "But of course, even if I don't mind, it's still too reluctant for you to summon me with your current strength, well...I I guess you can at most summon a part of me, like oregano or something.”

　　　…”

Hearing this, even Shalan couldn't help but lift her forehead.

"Can I please be normal?" the other party said with a headache: "If you keep doing this, I will change my profession to a battle mage, because I want to punch you in the face."

 “I am super, the female fist of the demon world!”

Fang Mo exclaimed.

"you…"

 “Okay, okay, I’m just teasing you.”

And just when this thing was about to explode on the spot, Fang Mo immediately put a hand on her head: "I was just joking. In fact, the price of summoning me is very simple. It will just give you a headache... Please Don’t worry, it’s definitely not gone.”

"real?"

The other party asked obviously suspiciously.

　　“Yeah, yeah, yeah.”

Fang Mo nodded swornly, and then looked at Shalan in front of him: "Anyway, I'll leave this to you, quickly change her job to a summoner."

 “Uh…okay.”

 Shalan nodded hesitantly.

 In fact, to be honest, she didn't dare to refuse the other party's request. After all, the pressure on the other party was too terrifying.

 In short, after Shalan nodded.

The matter of the Demon Realm's job transfer is now a done deal.

With Fang Mo's accompanying reading, this little devil quickly completed the job change task, learned several common summoner spells, and then successfully became a summoner.

 This is the so-called summoner's commonly used spell.

It is nothing more than a magic used to sign contracts with other creatures, a summoning magic, and a few magics to assist summoned beasts in combat.

 Time flies quickly.

 Hours later, deep in the forest east of the west coast.

 “Hey, summon summons.”

The two of them were walking in the woods. After Fang Mo finished eating the wild strawberries in his hand, he suddenly approached the little magician: "Can you perform that again?"

 “Can’t you just call me by my name normally?”

When the little devil heard this, he suddenly felt the corners of his eyes twitching: "Don't always call me by my professional name. You have already said that my name is Fulavo. If you really can't, you can just call me Fufu..."

 “Okay lala.”

Fang Mo said with a serious face: "I am your friend, Ding Ding."

　　　…”

The other party suddenly felt a headache and rubbed her temples, and after being silent for a long time, she finally chose to compromise: "Forget it, you'd better ask me to summon you."

 “Good calling, I know the calling.”

Fang Mo showed a smile. Of course, he didn't mean to prank the other party. The main reason was that the name reminded him of some old friends in the past, but he would definitely not explain this kind of thing to the other party: "Anyway, you can perform that first. , do it quickly."

"I really."

The little devil here...or in Fang Mo's words, summoned the Jade Emperor. She took a deep breath at this moment, obviously suppressing her anger, and waved her hand in front of her angrily and shouted: "Come out !Semintek!"

 And accompanied by her shouts.

 The shadows on the ground squirmed as if they were alive.

Not long after, a dark creature emerged from the shadow.

It was a small, amorphous monster that snaked upwards from the shadows to form something like a head, and then it was also covered with a pair of magic shackles.

Then this thing is the summoner’s basic summon, a low-level elemental spirit.

Because according to the setting of the Arad universe, there are four elements in the universe, and the elemental elves are therefore divided into four types, corresponding to light, ice, fire, and darkness, and this Semedek represents the dark element. Elemental spirits.

 Because the whole world is filled with magical elements.

 So this is one of the few summoned creatures that can be forcibly created by magic.

It’s just that the number and power of these elemental elves will be affected by the concentration of the surrounding magic elements. For example, there are particularly many fire-type elves near magma, and the complete opposite is true in snow-capped mountains, which are the main place for ice-type elves.

 “Haha, yes, yes, that’s it.”

Fang Mo immediately became happy when he saw this scene: "I like Sese the most. Look at it, it's dark. It's like she was born to be whipped."

“Why did I end up in such a bad situation like you?”

 Summon the Jade Emperor to hold his forehead.

"Hurry up." Fang Mo urged: "This is also part of the price of the contract. You have to listen to me and perform a show for me quickly." "..."

When I heard about summoning the Jade Emperor, I immediately became very angry. Is this really unreasonable? I don’t want to change my profession to become a summoner, okay?

Think of this.

She glanced at Semedek in front of her again.

As I said before, the lower elemental elves basically have no intelligence, so this guy couldn't understand anything, so he kept looking at himself with a dull look.

  Summoning the Jade Emperor, the more he looks at him, the more angry he becomes. Just go up and give him a whip.

 “Pig head! Idiot! Let’s get to work!”

As soon as the whip went down, Semedek felt a jolt of pain and rushed forward with a sudden movement.

I have to say that this whip was quite efficient. Soon, Semedek noticed a goblin squatting on the roadside. Regardless of whether the other party was hostile or not, its slimy body shrank rapidly. , instantly turned into several spikes and poked at the opponent.

 “Ouch!”

There were a few **** holes on his butt, and the goblin here screamed and jumped up from the ground.

　　Then it turned its head with a grin on its face and immediately started fighting with Semedek.

 “That’s right, that’s what it feels like.”

Looking at the scene in front of him, Fang Mo patted the Summoner Jade Emperor's shoulder with satisfaction: "You little **** finally learned how to whip, I'm very happy for you... By the way, are you interested in going to Marvel with me?" I have a friend who I would like to introduce to you."

 “You can shut up.”

Summoning the Jade Emperor took a deep breath after hearing this: "I don't want to use this whip. Don't you think it's too cruel? Semedek could barely beat the goblins. If he beat other monsters... I guess. He is about to be beaten to death, and the life of the lower elf is also his life."

　　"Ah, yes, yes, the master is kind-hearted and cannot see this."

Fang Mo immediately said cooperatively.

　　…“Forget it, I’m too lazy to pay attention to you.”

Summoning the Jade Emperor simply didn't bother to refute, rolled his eyes, and then walked towards the Sky City in front: "I'd better go to the Sky City to improve my strength. Then I can sign a few more powerful summons." A beast."

"What!?"

 However, what Summoning the Jade Emperor did not expect was.

As soon as she finished speaking, Fang Mo behind her looked at her in surprise: "You just said... you want to beat all the lords of Sky City to their knees and capture them as your apricot slaves?"

 “I didn’t say apricot!!”

 “I understand, that means slaves, right?”

Hearing the other party's excuse, Fang Mo immediately gave a thumbs up: "In other words, you want to enslave these lords and then let these monsters kill each other. What a vicious plan..."

 “I didn’t even say the word slave!”

Summoned the Jade Emperor and shouted, but the next second her heart suddenly felt inexplicable.

 Yes, after hanging out with Fang Mo for so long, she could probably sense something. At this moment, an ominous premonition welled up from the bottom of her heart: "I'm telling you, you must stop messing around..."

 “What is the name of the second awakening I remember summoning?”

Before she could explain anything, Fang Mo suddenly slapped his hand and said, "Oh, by the way, my name is the Queen of the Moon. How about I just call you the Queen of Poison Schemes?"

 “I have no evil plans, and I don’t want to be the queen...”

Summoned the Jade Emperor with a helpless hand on his forehead: "Which world are you from? Hell? Why are every word of yours so wicked?"

 “Palestine is the only one who is wicked.”

Fang Mo retorted: "I have a good moral character. If you don't believe me, you can go to my bathroom and ask about the soap on the sink..."

 “Sorry, I don’t understand what you are saying.”

 Summoning the Jade Emperor said angrily: "I'm talking about the virtue of merit."

"Uh..." Fang Mo hesitated when he heard this: "Well, I always deduct 1, the merit should still be there..."

 “Deduct 1? What’s that?”

 Hearing this, the other party looked at Fang Mo doubtfully again.

Yes, this guy is from Arad, so he is completely different from the modern trolls like Rogan. The cultural differences sometimes make it difficult for her to take jokes.

However, this kind of difficulty cannot trouble Fang Mo at all.

 “emmm…”

I saw him pondering for a moment, and then he spoke to Summon the Jade Emperor: "Well, let's open a joint beef shop. You will be responsible for summoning the Minotaur, and I will be responsible for cutting the meat. Then I will deliberately lack the weight, and every day Selling one pound of beef is equivalent to saving two taels of minotaurs...Isn't this a great merit?"

　　　　???”

His hand would be completely incapable of summoning the Jade Emperor.

 “No, you...”

After being greatly shocked, Summon the Jade Emperor spent a long time thinking about the words before saying: "The Minotaur also has a family and a mother..."

　　“It’s so funny, if I don’t eat it, will its mother eat your mother?”

Fang Mo was happy again: "You are not made to be the Holy Mother. You should just be the queen of poisonous schemes. Let's go and go with your brothers to cause harm to all living beings."

 Speaking of here.

Fang Mo also directly picked up her collar and instantly launched the void teleport.

 The surrounding space suddenly changed rapidly in the next second. The lush forest around him disappeared and was replaced by a splendid palace, surrounded by exquisite patterns and gems, as well as some ancient dragon-shaped statues.

"This is?"

This abrupt change of scene also made Summon the Jade Emperor stunned for a moment.

She looked around subconsciously, and immediately saw a large number of dragons in front of her.

Yes, this is already the lowest level of the Sky City. It used to be called the lower level of Ammon. It was ruled by the descendants of Bakar...that is, the dragon clan. Now it is also called the lower level by adventurers. It is the Tower of the Dragon Man.

“No, where did you take me all of a sudden!?”

Due to the remaining power of Tyrannosaurus King Bakar in the demon world, Leng Buding saw these dragons. To be honest, he immediately panicked when he summoned the Jade Emperor: "Go back quickly!"

 “Don’t panic, let me check the situation first.”

However, Fang Mo didn't pay any attention to the struggling little thing in his hand. He looked around as if he were visiting a vegetable market, and then soon saw a blue-white figure not far away, with a body stronger than other dragons. Many of the dragons held a fork in their hands.

 And because Fang Mo has played games.

I also recognized that the other person was Lucas, the lord of the Dragonman Tower.

At this moment, Lucas was obviously a little confused, and he had no idea when the two humans came up.

 But before it could give the order for the other dragons to attack.

Fang Mo raised his hand towards it.

 “All things are guided by heaven.”

The huge gravitational force hit, and Lucas had no time to resist, and his strong body flew over uncontrollably.

Then Fang Mo stepped on it with a smooth kick. Lucas also wanted to struggle, but he only felt that the opponent's foot was heavier than the entire Sky City. No matter how hard he struggled, he screamed , the opponent's foot that stepped on him didn't move at all.

 “Who are you...?”

In anger, Lucas here also raised his head and yelled at him.

 “From now on, your name will be Fleet.”

However, Fang Mo didn't answer it at all. Instead, he brought the Summoned Jade Emperor to it: "Remember, you have to thank her for being here today...she will be your master from now on, you You can call her Queen."

 (End of this chapter)