My Stand-in is Steve

 “What the hell!?”

Seeing the decomposition grinding wheel hidden in the strengthening machine, Mayuling's chopping knife here really couldn't help it. He turned around and hacked at Kelly's head: "I'm drafting uncle!"

"ah!"

At the critical moment, Kelly also exclaimed and quickly lowered her head.

The blade of Mayuling's chopping knife passed close to the top of her head, splitting the weapon display rack behind her diagonally in half.

Even the highly-strength weapons on the display rack were all chopped off by Mayuling's chopping knife... These ordinary weapons were not on the same level as it, even if they were strengthened, the entire weapon rack collapsed with a crash. On the ground, the scene became a mess.

"you!"

Seeing that a lot of the weapons she had placed on the shelf were damaged, Kelly's expression suddenly changed.

Before she could say anything, Mayuling's chopping knife had turned its blade again, and Kelly suddenly felt a strong sense of crisis.

 “Brother, we have something to discuss...”

Seeing this scene, Kelly hurriedly changed her words: "I don't need to charge you for today's enhancement, we will just..."

  Don't wait for her to finish.

Mayuling Cleaver has launched another attack.

Kelly had no choice but to dodge sideways when she saw this, but at the same time she also took out a revolver from behind and pulled the trigger on Mayuling's machete.

The revolver in the opponent's hand showed an unnatural blood red color. It had obviously been strengthened many times. Just by looking at it, you could feel the huge energy inside. Of course, the power was also amazing. Even Ma Yuling's attack Dao was also hit and paused for a moment.

  But you must know that Fang Mo’s weapon has been blessed with the indestructible enchantment.

Let alone bullets, even if an atomic bomb comes, it will be useless. Even if it is really broken, it can be restored to its original state in the next second.

 “Damn it, you dare to fight back!”

Mayuling seemed to be even more angry after being hit by a bullet on the side of the knife, and the entire blade began to shake uncontrollably.

The next second it stopped chopping. Instead, it pointed the tip of the knife directly at Kelly and stabbed her. The speed was so fast that the people around her didn't even react. They could only see a purple light. It instantly penetrated the atmosphere.

Kelly on the opposite side was also furious when she saw this, and tried desperately to dodge.

 Unfortunately, Mayuling's chopping knife was too fast.

As a weapon that has been with Fang Mo since the beginning, its enchantments and enhancements have been completely exhausted, such as strength X, sharpness Hedunmar can resist no more than three.

 Although Kelly tried her best to avoid the tip of the knife.

 But the blade of Mayuling's chopping knife still scratched her left waist.

 “Ah uh…”

 Then Kelly showed a painful expression, as if the watermelon seller had been stabbed by Liu Huaqiang, and her body went limp and fell to the ground.

But Mayuling's cleaver doesn't care about this.

 I saw it flip over, and the blade suddenly turned back and slashed back.

Kelly, who fell to the ground, didn't even react. She was immediately beheaded. In an instant, blood spurted out several meters high like a fountain.

 “Good guy, this heavenly person can even spurt blood higher than others.”

Fang Mo also complained when he saw this.

"Kill...killed someone..." However, unlike Fang Mo, the crowd watching around saw that this was really killing someone, and they obviously panicked, and they couldn't help but scream: "It's killing people!!"

What’s more, they immediately turned around and ran to call the guards.

 “What are you shouting for?”

Hearing this, Ma Yuling became even more upset: "This **** is only allowed to kill me, but I am not allowed to kill this bitch, right? Shout again? If you shout again, I will kill you too..."

 It’s just that I haven’t finished saying this yet.

 Suddenly a hand pressed on the handle of the knife.

 “Huh? Master?”

Mayuling Cleaver was stunned for a moment, but then his tone became a little hesitant: "Master, do you...do you think I did something wrong?"

"I…"

 “Master, it’s really not my fault for this matter.”

Before Fang Mo could speak, Ma Yuling said in an extremely aggrieved manner: "If the master asked me to die, then I would be a grandson if I frowned! No matter if you eat me, master, or Throw me into the void, and I will only blame myself for being useless in the end..."

“No, I don’t blame you either.”

Fang Mo spread his hands.

"But these **** can't kill me! What? Just because of my sword? So my life is not life? What about her life...wait?"

Here, Mayuling Keidao was complaining full of grievances, but suddenly he was stunned: "Master, what did you just say?"

 “I don’t blame you either.”

 Fang Mo reiterated what he just said.

“Haha, the master is awesome!” Mayuling Pi Dao immediately became happy after hearing this: “I knew the master loved Xiao Pi the most!”

 “No, can you change your **** name...”

Fang Mo raised his forehead speechlessly.

"Okay, I will listen to the master. You can call me whatever you want, master." Mayuling said happily: "As long as it is the name given by the master, I can do it, even if the master wants me to call me Rainbow Little Horse." All is OK.”

 “Where is your rainbow? Are you purple?”

“Hey, then I can call you Twilight…”

 “Come on, don’t be poor.”

Fang Mo rubbed his temples speechlessly: "Although I don't blame you, there is indeed something wrong with what you just did."

"…ah?"

Mayuling was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly said as if she had thought of something: "Oh, I understand, Master, I remember you use this kind of people to chop stuffing!"

 “Ahem, chopping stuffing is indeed a solution…”

Fang Mo coughed briefly: "But look at Jason in Cotton Water Moon, Sal Apollo in Septic Tank in Pure White Spacetime, oh yes, and Mr. Ke in La Lailai, you understand me. Do you mean it?"

“I don’t understand, please give me some instructions…”

"What the hell..." Fang Mo glared at Ma Yuling with an angry look: "Some people's death will actually benefit them, do you understand?"

"I see!"

Mayuling Cidao also reacted when he heard this: "But I have already chopped her to death. Master, what should I do?"

 “What to do, pull it up.”

While Fang Mo was talking, he had controlled Steve to set up the altar of magic. At this moment, he raised his hand and moved forward. The Book of the Abyss was activated, and the ancient and taboo dark ritual started to operate on its own. With blasphemous characters pouring into the altar, soon Kelly stood up with a confused look on her face.

 “What’s going on?”

Kelly subconsciously touched her neck.

Although her memory was a little fuzzy, she vaguely remembered that she seemed to have been hacked to death by that knife, but what happened now?

 “Yo, are you awake?”

Fang Mo smiled and greeted Kelly: "You just changed from Kelly to Kailu, but don't worry, I changed you back again."

"…ha?"

Kelly became even more confused after hearing this.

"What's this?"

However, not only Kelly, but the people around her were also completely confused at this moment.

They saw with their own eyes that the sword killed people. The blood on the ground didn't even solidify, but now the person who was killed actually stood up again. What kind of magic is this? At this moment, everyone was looking at each other, not knowing what to do at all.

 Just at this time.

Suddenly there was a rush of footsteps not far away.

 “The guards are coming! The guards are coming!”

I don’t know who shouted, and then the surrounding crowd separated on both sides, and soon a group of kingdom guards wearing armor ran over.

 “What’s going on here?”

 The leading soldier quickly asked: "I heard that someone was killed here. Who is the murderer?"

"Well…"

 When everyone heard the soldier's question, they subconsciously glanced at Fang Mo who was not far away.

 “Nonsense! Where did the human life come from?”

At this moment, Fang Mo also suddenly scolded: "It was clearly this profiteer named Kaili who deceived us. No one cared about us adventurers when they were deceived. Now that the profiteer has been exposed by me, you have come to stop him." ...What? Is this how your Belmare Principality colludes with government and businessmen?"

  "...What?"    Hearing this, the soldiers here were obviously stunned.

He raised his head and glanced to the side, and he actually saw Kelly, who was unharmed, so the soldier's expression became strange.

Yes, the guard of Hedunmar did receive news just now that Kelly, the enhanced businessman on the Central Street of Hedunmar, had been hacked to death. Then he hurriedly led people to run over... But now the other party is actually alive and well. , were those people just lying?

Thinking of this, the soldiers here also hesitated.

And taking advantage of the opponent's hesitation, Fang Mo took action again.

He took a step forward and grabbed Kelly's collar, and questioned the guards here: "This **** used the decomposer as a strengthening machine for us... He broke an unknown amount of equipment for us adventurers. This matter Son, do you know?"

"ah???"

Hearing this, even the guards were shocked, and all the soldiers looked at each other: "Is...there is such a thing!?"

 “What he said is true!”

Soon an adventurer shouted: "You can see that strengthening furnace for yourself!"

"Um?"

The soldiers subconsciously turned their heads and glanced when they heard this.

Just by looking at them, their expressions became extremely ugly.

Yes, in this so-called strengthening furnace, they did see a very familiar thing, that is, the decomposition machine. This thing was developed by Norton, the first alchemist of the Principality of Belmare, because it belongs to one of them. So they recognized it quickly.

 This is clearly a decomposing machine.

At this moment, he appeared in the strengthening furnace inexplicably.

These soldiers are not fools. They reacted instantly when they saw this scene. In fact, even these soldiers had their equipment strengthened by Kelly, so they are now starting to grit their teeth in anger.

“Linus, the famous blacksmith of Elwynn Defense, once said that you should treat your equipment like a lover.”

I saw Fang Mo strike while the iron was hot: "For us adventurers, you don't know how important this equipment is. Kaili has killed so many of our lovers and defrauded us of our money... We adventurers have no hatred for this woman." We live together!"

 “Yes! We are irreconcilable!”

 “Search the house! Search the house!”

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh don’t stop me! I’m going to break the mountain and split the ground!”

The adventurers here obviously couldn't bear it anymore. There was even a berserker wearing golden armor whose blood was boiling all over and he was about to go berserk and lose his mind.

 “Brother Zhan, calm down! Calm down, Brother Zhan!!”

Fortunately, the others reacted quickly enough and hurriedly caught him: "Don't you already have a stronger weapon? Krent is so kind to you! Next time we will only increase the amplitude! We will not strengthen it!"

 “So…do you really know?”

Fang Mo ignored this, but kept staring at the soldiers not far away and asked: "If you know...that means the Principality of Belmare doesn't take us adventurers seriously?"

As soon as you say this sentence.

 All the adventurers present turned their attention to them.

　　…No, sorry.”

Hearing this, these soldiers also quickly declared: "We really don't know about this matter."

"Yeah, that's good, then this matter has nothing to do with you." Fang Mo nodded with a smile: "This is a personal enmity between us adventurers and her, you can leave."

  “As you please.”

The leading soldier tilted his head to the side: "But this is the central street of Hedunmar after all. It's best not to kill anyone, otherwise we won't be able to explain to the queen..."

 “Oh, don’t worry about that.”

Fang Mo was happy when he heard this. He turned to look at Kelly, who was so scared that she said, "I will use this bitch's own methods to deal with her."

 “Then let’s leave first.”

 The guards here were sensible and left quickly.

Not long after the security team left, Fang Mo also briefly looked among the crowd, and soon he noticed a strange man with a jar on his head.

This man is wearing a cloak and a set of green armor underneath. It looks normal at first glance, but on his head is a large pot made of clay, with two small holes on it for eyes. He stands in the crowd. Zhong seemed to be watching a show, but when he saw Fang Mo paying attention to him, he turned around and wanted to leave.

 “You, stop.”

Fang Mo didn't give him a chance at all. He raised his hand and said, "I'm talking about you, you weirdo."

　　　…”

The other party froze, but he turned around quickly, and while walking towards Fang Mo, he defended himself: "Well, my name is Tu Guan actually."

 “None of this matters.”

Fang Mo threw over a gold ingot and said, "I'll buy you a jar."

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 Tu Guan was stunned for a moment when he saw this, but he quickly took out a pocket jar from behind his back and handed it to Fang Mo: "Uh... I wish you a fortune."

Fang Mo didn't say anything and crushed the jar with one hand.

The next second, a burst of light came out. Fang Mo looked down and found a small staff with a unique shape in his hand, which shone with a hazy luster.

 “Oh, what a blessing.”

Upon seeing this, the jar man immediately clapped his hands funny and said, "This is a heritage weapon. This is the only jar I have left today. I didn't expect it to be shipped."

"…Fine."

Fang Mo looked down at the wand in his hand, stuffed it into the storage space, and then grabbed the shining revolver from Kelly's hand.

"give me back!"

At this moment, Kelly became anxious: "It took a lot of effort to get this weapon to 20..."

 However, she shut up immediately in the middle of speaking.

　　But it was too late to shut up now. In an instant, the eyes of the adventurers around him turned red, and the red-eyed berserker wearing golden armor just stood up directly: "CNM, your own weapon can reach 20!?"

　　　…”

Kelly turned away and immediately fell silent.

 “Don’t be nervous, I don’t mean any harm.”

Fang Mo ignored Kelly, but looked at the earthen pot here with a smile: "I want to do business with you, and I guarantee that you will make a profit without losing any money."

"Business?"

 Tu Guan was also stunned when he saw this: "What business?"

Fang Mo smiled, then dismantled the revolver in his hand into several parts, and then handed it to the earthen jar: "Take these things and put them in a pocket jar, and let this **** smoke... If she hits you, Just give it back to her, do you understand?"

 “Isn’t this bad?”

 Tu Guan said hesitantly.

"I think the jar on your head is suitable for holding ashes." Fang Mo said with a smile: "I remember you have four brothers, gold, wood, water and fire, right? A family must be organized..."

 “Ahem, I promise you.”

 Tutan nodded quickly when he heard this.

 “That’s right.”

Fang Mo was immediately happy, and then as if he had thought of something, he summoned Steve and the workshop box, processed a strange green helmet on the spot, and carved the words "I am Sima Liar" on it with his fingers. , and then attached an indestructible and binding curse to it, and then smashed the helmet on Kelly's head.

 “Okay, now it’s completely finished.”

While Kelly was confused, Fang Mo also smiled and said to her: "Where is this thing... Unless you use a specific magic book, you will never be able to take it off for the rest of your life."

 Speaking of which.

Fang Mo casually took out a book and handed it to the earthen jar: "Here, take this thing and stuff it into the jar and let her smoke it by herself. You can set the price as you like."

"I…"

 Tu Guan was just about to say something.

 But the next second he suddenly felt his palm move, and there seemed to be something in it, and he was slightly stunned.

 “Okay, you can go.”

 Fang Mo waved his hand and directly issued an order to expel Tugu.

Although Tu Guan was a little confused, to be honest, he was also a little afraid of Fang Mo. The other party's methods were too weird, so he ran away quickly, and it wasn't until he was far away that he looked down at his palms. I found a small note hidden inside.

 Open the note curiously.

 Tucan found that there was only one sentence on it.

 ‘Let her wear it for the rest of her life. ’

 (End of this chapter)