My Stand-in is Steve

Chapter 706: In one sentence, unlock new functional modules!

 “Hey, hey, you guys can’t even hope to taste the sweetness!”

Fang Mo slapped the opponent's head hard like a rubber ball: "But if you want to eat pebbles, that's not impossible..."

 “Get out of here!”

However, the next second, the demonic person here slapped Fang Mo's hand away and said viciously: "If you are dissatisfied with me, just kill me. Don't expect me to swallow my anger and do this." Kind of something!"

“Then you say ‘Gu, kill me’ to me.”

Fang Mo said expectantly.

 “Don’t tell me!” The other party shook his head to the side angrily and shouted: “Kill if you like!”

"Well…"

Seeing the fierce look on the short Ledo's face, Fang Mo was also stunned for a moment, but he only thought for a moment and soon spoke again.

“If you really don’t like liquid fertilizer, I still have **** tablets…”

"you…"

　　When the demonic people in the flower pot heard this, they didn’t know what to say, and their cute little faces showed the same pained expression as Uncle Wolf.

　　　…”

 In fact, not only her, but also Celia lying on the ground was completely confused.

She raised her head in bewilderment, looking at Fang Mo for a while, and then for a moment at the Demon Realm man in the flower pot, her eyes filled with confusion.

 “Haha, are you shocked by my superb planting technology?”

However, Fang Mo didn't think it was a big deal and still had a cheerful smile on his face: "Let me tell you, when my buddy traveled to other places before, he was a famous farmer in every village in the world. , the fairy palace cotton I grow can even go around the nine realms."

 “But the problem now is...I am a living person, not a plant.”

 The other party explained a little weakly.

 “Nonsense!”

Fang Mo was immediately unhappy when he heard this, and retorted directly: "Although you disguise yourself very well, I can still tell at a glance that you are a cotton monster!"

"…What?"

The people from the demon world were also stunned for a moment.

"Look, I have a pack of black brand bone meal in my hand. Cotton likes this kind of fertilizer best." Fang Mo said this, and suddenly raised his hand and took out a handful of white powder: "I just need to sprinkle this on you , you will reveal your true colors soon... Do you believe it?"

"Ah."

Hearing this, the people from the demon world suddenly sneered.

 Can she not know what she is? Thinking of this, she crossed her arms and said, "Come on, come on, you can spill it, but if you fail, you have to apologize to me..."

 “Haha, no problem.”

Fang Mo was also happy, and in the next second he threw the bone meal towards the opponent.

And at the same time, his mind moved slightly, and the Sword of Time in the storage space was activated instantly. The spherical time field rapidly expanded outwards, and everything was frozen at this moment, showing an unusual scene. Natural colors.

“Tsk, this trick is as useful as ever.”

Seeing that time had stopped, Fang Mo couldn't help but sigh.

After that, he directly summoned his substitute Steve and controlled the other person to place a wool cube on the ground. Then Fang Mo used both hands to dig a hole in the wool cube and put it on the Demon Realm man.

 He stretched out his hand and gently brushed the wool twice, trimming the square-shaped wool into a rounded shape, and then Fang Mo released the time stop.

 “Time begins to flow now.”

With Fang Mo’s words, everything around him returned to normal.

 “This…what is this!?”

Soon, the demon people here shouted in surprise. She looked at her body in disbelief. Originally, she was only wearing a red and black thin dress, which fit well, but now I don't know when it was covered with a thick layer of white fiber.

  She subconsciously raised her hands and looked at them.

It turned out that not only the body, but also his two arms were wrapped in it.

Now she looks cute and a little naive, like a snowman who has been forced into a flowerpot. She even has a scarf wrapped around her chest and two buttons, which is really weird.

 “Look, Cotton Monster!”

Upon seeing this, Fang Mo immediately pointed at the people from the demon world and shouted.

 “I’m not! I didn’t!”

When the other party saw this, he quickly tried to defend himself, but because he was covered in a thick layer of wool, the dancing look was a bit funny and cute: "You must have done something else..."

 “Uh, that…”

However, at this moment, Celia who was not far away said weakly: "This seems to be wool, right?"

"ah?"

The little devil was stunned when he heard this.

"Hmm, Celia has to be the one who knows the goods." Fang Mo didn't deny it, but looked at Celia cheerfully, and with a slight thought in his mind, the other party was gently supported by the gravitational field. stand up.

"Eh?"

After being lifted up by the gravitational field, Celia seemed a little surprised by Fang Mo's methods.

　　But although I am curious.

 But she still bowed to the two of them politely.

"Anyway, thank you for saving me." Celia said with a grateful face: "I am Celia from the Elvin Defense Line... What are your names?"

 “My name is Flavor…”

 “Oh, you can call her Huahua.”

Before the man from the demon world could finish his words, Fang Mo interrupted directly: "As for me, the master of multiple dimensions, the magical mage who can make lava caves spray water, the torturer of Arad, and the grass on Kelly's grave. The master of conservation and gardening, the eight million warriors who went to Judah, the number one scoundrel in the demon world, the second sister’s refined Terra Stone Benzi that has been lost for many years, and Caruso’s biological father... Fang Mo is also the one.”

　　　…”

This series of titles directly silenced the two of them again.

"Hahaha…"

 In the end, Celia managed to laugh twice: "Mr. Fang Mo really likes to joke."

 “I’m not kidding.”

Fang Mo said with a serious face: "Of course I'm too lazy to explain. Anyway, you can just watch me operate from now on."

"Well…"

Seeing Fang Mo's attitude, to be honest, Celia was a little confused. Although she was indeed grateful to these two adventurers, it seemed that the warrior's mental condition was a bit worrying...and his strength It's too strong. Is this really okay?

But just when Celia was a little hesitant.

The person from the Demon Realm here spoke, and she looked at Fang Mo in surprise: "You guy... actually know about the Apostle of the Demon Realm?"

 “I also know about Heder’s conspiracy.”

Fang Mo said casually.

"Heder's conspiracy?" The other party was stunned when he heard this: "You even know about Heder? What conspiracy can it...have?"

“She has been doing things behind the scenes by virtue of her status as the second apostle.”

Fang Mo became excited when he heard this. Although the warriors may hate Kelly more, when it comes to the villain of the plot in the DNF game... the second sister is definitely on the list. How many innocent people have this guy secretly killed? And the apostle, just to revive the demon world and so on. To be honest, this woman is really seriously ill. Fang Mo really wants to blow up the demon world in front of her.

 “The second apostle?”

Hearing what Fang Mo said, the little devil suddenly frowned: "Wait a minute, that's Lord Helder you're talking about. What does it have to do with my mecha Heder?"

"ah?"

This time it was Fang Mo's turn to be stunned.

But after he thought about it for a moment, he realized that he had made a mistake.

Yes, the second apostle's crying eye seems to be called Helder, and the female magician has a summoning skill to summon goblins, and the name is Mecha Heder. I didn't expect that I made such a low-level mistake, and almost killed him. The second sister said she was a goblin.

I really don’t know how the game designer came up with the name at that time. It’s so outrageous.

 “Ahem…don’t worry about the details.”

After coughing twice, Fang Mo turned to look at Celia next to him and changed the subject: "Well, girl, you see we have rescued you, so why don't we just send You to Xi?" ...No, I mean to send Buddha to the west, we might as well send you back to the Elvin Defense Line."

"Why?"

Celia seemed to be a little distracted. She only reacted when Fang Mo called her: "Oh, yes... I have to go back quickly, otherwise Uncle Linus will worry about me."

 “Let’s go, let’s go together.”

Fang Mo nodded, and then waved his hand to make the flower pot float again: "We are new here, and we are a little lost. We just want to go back with you to take a rest."

“Yeah, okay.” Celia didn’t think too much and responded directly: “Then let me show you the way…”

 In short, I have Celia to help guide me.

Fang Mo walked for a while and saw the shadow of Alvin's defense line in front.

Of course, during the time when a few people were on their way, Fang Mo and the demon bonsai kept arguing. The other party kept clamoring for Fang Mo to let him go. Of course, Fang Mo refused, but in the end even Saili Yadu interceded, and the two parties finally reached a consensus.

 That is, the devil can leave the flowerpot, but he must wear this cotton coat.

　　Obviously, the dwarf Ledo was very unhappy, but he couldn't defeat Fang Mo, so in the end he had no choice but to compromise. After all, this was much better than staying in a flowerpot, right?

 And not long after Fang Mo released this thing.

A few people arrived at their destination, which was of course the Alvin Line of Defense.

But this place is said to be a defense line, but it is actually a simple camp. Fang Mo looked around for a while and only found some tents and the like. The stone slabs on the ground were also covered with moss, and there was not even a stone in sight. No brick houses are visible.

However, the interiors of some very old giant trees near the camp seemed to have been hollowed out and turned into tree houses, which was quite eye-catching.

 Although this place is a bit crude, it is not difficult to find it if you look closely.

 The natural atmosphere here is really very rich.

 Under the guidance of Celia, Fang Mo quickly met Linus, the first NPC as a novice.

The other person is a middle-aged man with a strong build. He seems to be a blacksmith. He is forging iron casually at the moment. However, it is not difficult to tell from the weather-beaten face of the other person that this guy is not just an ordinary blacksmith. It is obvious that he is a man with a story. people.

Just when Fang Mo was walking towards Linus.

The other party seemed to notice it, and looked up at everyone.

After seeing Celia who was safe and sound, he felt relieved, and then he laughed heartily and expressed his gratitude to Fang Mo.

 And after that.

 Linus also mentioned it tactfully, saying that the monsters here used to be quite honest, but recently they suddenly became violent for some unknown reason and often harassed the residents of the Elvin Defense Line.

Especially a certain Minotaur, because most of the Goblins around here are thin and weak, but the Minotaur is strong and powerful, so he quickly came to dominate here, and he also gathered some Goblins, Linus Said that he was worried about how to deal with the other party.

 “Oh, you’re talking about the Minotaur.”

Hearing what Linus said, the plot in Fang Mo's memory immediately moved: "I know, is that guy hiding deep in Luochuan?"

 “It’s deep in Lorain.”

Linus also gave a simple correction: "That guy is very strong. Ordinary people should not be its opponent, but if you are an adventurer... you should be fine."

 “Oh, Lorraine?”

Fang Mo nodded, it seemed that he remembered it wrong again.

"Haha, it's okay. Adventurers always have to go to many places. It's normal to occasionally remember the wrong place names." Linus was quite hospitable. He laughed twice and said, "By the way, I heard that you It seems like you’re going to find a woman named Kelly?”

 “Ah, yes, yes.”

Fang Mo nodded quickly when he heard this. He had just complained about this to the people in the demon world, and Celia seemed to have heard it, so he probably told Linus smoothly.

　　"There seems to be a woman who fell from the sky in Huttonmar, and she is called Kelly."

 Linus thought for a while and said: "But it seems that the Erwin Defense Line is still a long way from Hedunmar... I heard Celia said that you often get lost, how about I give you a map?"

 “Is there such a good thing?”

Fang Mo was stunned.

"Of course it's relative. I want to ask you to help us deal with that Minotaur." Linus didn't hide it, but directly and sincerely asked: "Can you?"

 “Hmm… that’s okay too.”

Fang Mo thought for a while, and finally nodded in agreement.

Although he is really too lazy to fight this kind of miscellaneous fish, he is here... just experience the plot of the year.

 After all, the entire Arad map was deleted after the big transfer.

 He regretted these old copies for a long time.

Just do it, Fang Mo grabbed the Demon World Cotton Man here and set off directly. However, what he didn't expect was that when he entered the depths of Loland, he discovered that the Minotaur Soldier had actually died, and his upper body disappeared directly, and then There is a stone lying quietly in the big pit not far away.

 “emmm…”

Fang Mo pondered for a long time when he saw this scene, and then suddenly said with a vicious hammer blow: "This **** stone-throwing Goblin!"

“This is obviously the stone you threw, okay!”

Hearing this, the Demon World Cotton Man next to him finally couldn't help it anymore: "I really don't want to stay by your side anymore. Can you please throw me out like this next time?"

 “Oh, then I have to carve a mark of loyalty on your **** first.”

"What?"

 “A hymn of loyalty…”

"are you crazy!!"

 …

In short, after a while of chatting, the two of them quickly returned to the Elvin defense line. Linus did not break his promise and quickly made a map for Fang Mo.

 Just when the two of them were leaving.

Linus stared at the Demon Realm person for a while, and then stopped her: "Wait a minute."

"What's wrong?"

 The other party turned his head a little strangely.

“I think you look like someone from the Demon Realm. Although I don’t know why you came here from such a far away place, but you seem to want to follow the path of a magician, right?”

Linus thought for a while and said: "Well, I can recommend someone for you. Her name is Shallan. She is a dark elf mage who guards the Principality of Belmare. I heard that she has power that ordinary people can't imagine. How can you take it? Just go to her with this recommendation letter."

 Speaking of which.

 Linus directly took out an envelope and handed it to the other party.

“Is there a magician here too?” The demonic people here were a little surprised when they heard this, but they still accepted the other party’s envelope.

 “Haha, of course.”

Linus smiled generously: "But Shallan is on the west coast. You have to go to Hutton Mare first. You can go there with your companion. I think you two are quite compatible..."

 “He is not my companion!”

 Hearing this, the little manhole cover immediately exploded.

 “Okay, okay, let’s go quickly.”

However, Fang Mo couldn't wait any longer. He directly grabbed the other party's neck and dragged him back: "It's getting dark now. Hurry over there. I have to step on Kelly's threshold tonight..."

 “So you’re going to throw me over there?”

The demonic people here said: "This is all a forest. Although I don't know how far away Hedunmar is, but if I leave this forest, I guess..."

“It’s okay, we can use flying ones.”

Fang Mo smiled mysteriously: "I have flying props for the royal family."

 “Project? What is it?”

Hearing this, the man from the demon world was obviously a little curious: "Is it a ship driven by magic energy? Or an airship? Or some kind of flying magic?"

 “Dang, Dang, Dang!”

Fang Mo took it out casually and pulled Xiao Momo out from behind: "You didn't expect it! She's my daughter!"

　　　　???”

The other party will not be able to deal with this directly.

 “Dad…Dad…”

It's just that Xiao Momo didn't pay attention to the surrounding scenery. When he saw Fang Mo, he called him sweetly, and then raised his little hand, as if he wanted to hug him.

However, she opened her mouth and called Fang Mo daddy.

 The result will be in the next second.

 A system prompt popped up in Fang Mo's mind for no apparent reason.

　　【System prompt: The concept of 'maternal love' has been researched, and you have obtained the download permission for a new module. 】

  【System prompts: The maternal love module has started to download. 】

 “Nani!?”

 (End of this chapter)