My Stand-in is Steve

Chapter 691 The Divine Phoenix is ​​above, what a blasphemy this is (

“How about it, are you interested in being sealed in Shushuo?”

Fang Mo held Levatin in his hands and turned his neck left and right with a smile.

The technique he just used is actually very simple. On the surface, it looks like the head is missing, but in fact it is just a function of customizing Steve. He temporarily modified his model and canceled the neck and head.

 Although normally speaking, it is impossible for living things to survive without a head.

But Fang Mo was already chatting and laughing with Nyarlathotep, so he was probably out of the category of 'normal'.

What's more, as I said before, functional modules are almost without exception very unbelievable, such as crazy eating, oversized backpacks, localization, large mineral veins, etc... And this custom Steve is also functional. Module, so the effect must be very exaggerated.

Fang Mo found out that he could not only survive after losing his head.

 You can even think freely.

Then it’s so funny that you can think without a brain. Fang Mo even wondered if he really didn’t have a brainstem and just used his lower body to think.

But just when Fang Mo was thinking about this.

 The Black Phoenix here also changed again under the pain.

"you…"

I saw Black Phoenix staring fiercely at Fang Mo. The expression on her face was now distorted and a bit scary. The whole face was covered with black blood vessels. Combined with the empty eyes, it felt that this style of painting was no longer X-War. Alright, it's more like a strange thing like a curse.

 “You…want…to…kill…me?”

 I saw Black Phoenix speaking slowly, and his whole aura became more surging in an instant.

As she was speaking, her body suddenly floated forward, and she tore the sword blade out of her stomach. With a 'plop' sound, blood began to spurt out crazily.

 And just in the next second.

Dark Phoenix suddenly reached out and pressed his stomach.

Following her move, the blood that had previously spurted out began to be sucked back in an inverted form. Then the skin on both sides of her wound began to squirm and healed together quickly, leaving only a shallow scar. scar.

 “Hey, why are you still bringing your own milk?”

When Fang Mo saw this scene, he couldn't help but complain: "You haven't acted like this in movies before. Can we still have some professional ethics?"

Yes, Fang Mo was really right about this.

 Because in the original work, Dark Phoenix was stabbed to death by Logan's claw in the end.

If Fang Mo remembers correctly, at the end of X-Men 3's Last Stand, Dark Phoenix was stimulated and began to attack everything around her indiscriminately. In order to stop her, Wolverine Logan could only rush to In front of Qin, he reluctantly ended her life with a claw.

 Logan's Adamantite claws will work.

Then why can’t I use the world-destroying sword Levadin in my hand?

Of course, if you have to find a reason, it's not impossible... Fang Mo thought for a moment and thought it was possible that Zhong Qin's consciousness hadn't disappeared in the original version, and she woke up briefly after hearing Luo Gen's words, so Luo Gen Gen killed Qin as a human, not Dark Phoenix or something?

 But now due to Fang Mo’s participation, the plot is unbalanced.

 Originally, Logan would form a weird love triangle with Jean and Scott.

However, as a pure love **** of war, Fang Mo couldn't stand the deformed love relationship of their foreigners, so he simply removed Logan. As a result, no one can wake up Qin now, so the Black Phoenix family is in a state of dominance.

 “No one…can kill me!”

While Fang Mo was thinking about it, the Black Phoenix on the opposite side also roared crazily.

As her voice fell, everything around her suddenly began to shake uneasily, and then an unprecedented spiritual storm centered on her and erupted in all directions.

The surrounding hills, woods, and even the entire land were all torn apart and crushed by her mental power at this moment, eventually forming a high-speed rotating mass that was large enough to cover the sky and the sun. giant dust cloud.

Even the clouds in the sky.

 They were all stirred up into the eye of an unprecedented super storm.

 At the very center of this particle storm, the Black Phoenix was floating in the sky, intoxicated with its own power, as if enjoying the freedom of breaking free.

 Just very quickly.

 She suddenly noticed Fang Mo here again.

 “You...are not dead yet?”

Dark Phoenix frowned suddenly. The power of his liberation was so powerful that he could tear the world to pieces with just one move, but this guy was still standing here intact?

"so…"

As soon as Black Phoenix finished speaking, Fang Mo also raised his head with a giant sword and asked, "Is this your limit?"

"What's the meaning?"

Dark Phoenix seemed stunned for a moment.

"I met a little guy named Tornado before." Hearing Black Phoenix's question, Fang Mo also spoke slowly: "The noise you made just now reminded me of that guy, but to be honest, you are a bit It disappoints me... You are too far behind her in terms of strength and appearance."

"What did you say?"

Hearing this, Black Phoenix immediately became angry and raised his hand: "I'm going to kill you!"

 At this point, the huge mental power was activated instantly. This time, instead of twisting Fang Mo's neck, he directly pulled him up and started tearing him apart crazily.

However, Black Phoenix gritted his teeth and struggled for a long time.

Fang Mo sighed instead.

"Still no blood loss..." He glanced at the health value from Steve's perspective, and he felt a little helpless.

 He really tried to be patient.

It’s a pity that Dark Phoenix’s performance has always been unsatisfactory.

Of course, that's not to say that she's not strong. With the power of that attack just now, it feels like it's really no problem to destroy a small city.

Even in the original version, Dark Phoenix destroyed the entire Alcatraz Island in a single thought, and even the nearby sea area was affected by her, and countless seawater began to hang upside down. This undoubtedly shows that the opponent is indeed very strong, at least. The quality is high enough in the movie universe.

Even if it is placed in the Fulian next door.

Dark Phoenix can easily defeat Thanos and his army by himself.

It's a pity that her compatibility with Fang Mo is so bad.

What is even more regrettable is that there is almost no mention of the origin of the Phoenix Power in the old version of the timeline. Fang Mo suspects that this may be the reason why the Dark Phoenix is ​​so powerful.

  The new version specifically mentions something like cosmic energy.

However, the old version simply didn’t have this setting. It felt like she was the dark personality of the mutant Qin, which was a bit disappointing to Fang Mo. If she was only at the city-destroying level... she was just a toy to me, I thought. If you play to the fullest, you can't even use props or turn on beacons.

“Forget it, I guess you were only at this level in the old world.”

Thinking of this, Fang Mo sighed again: "Then, let's stop here." Then he swung his sword forward.

Levardin activated instantly, and blazing fire shot into the sky, rushing directly towards the black phoenix in mid-air.

　　　　!!”

Dark Phoenix seemed to be startled as well. He quickly raised his hand and gathered his mental strength in front of himself to forcefully block Fang Mo's attack.

After blocking the blow, Dark Phoenix was obviously relieved, but in the next second, she suddenly seemed to recall something. Suddenly her pupils shrank, and she turned around hurriedly. At the same time, she raised her hands towards He swung forward and hurriedly made a blocking gesture.

 At this time.

 The orange-red sharp blade just pierced her barrier.

  “Huh?”

Fang Mo, who had just teleported over, saw this scene and subconsciously raised his eyebrows: "Okay, girl, you are much smarter than Makima."

 “You guy, give me...”

Dark Phoenix was obviously really angry, but just when she raised her hand to fight back, a sudden burst of terrifying mental power rushed straight from a distance, hitting Black Phoenix directly in the head, directly interrupting her counterattack. action.

"ah!!"

Dark Phoenix was seen holding his head in both hands in pain, and screamed: "Charles! Get out of here! Get out of my brain!!"

"Um?"

 Seeing the appearance of the black phoenix in front of him, Fang Mo was also stunned for a moment.

Dark Phoenix has made it clear. Of course he also knows that Charles launched the attack, but the question is...when will Charles be able to fight against Dark Phoenix?

In the original work, Dark Phoenix blew him to ashes as soon as he raised his eyelids, okay?

What's more, the only trump card in Charles's hand, the brainwave amplifier, seemed to have been blown up by the aftermath of the Dark Phoenix just now.

 “Wait, could it be...”

However, when thinking of this, Fang Mo's heart suddenly moved for no reason.

Fang Mo looked up at the Black Phoenix in front of him. The other party's current condition was indeed not very good. How to describe it... It was a bit like Sun Wukong who was under a curse. Anyway, he was covering his head and kept raging incompetently. He didn't even think about it. There was no way to launch an effective attack towards Fang Mo.

 “emmmm…”

 Seeing this, Fang Mo also thought for a moment.

 The next second, he directly launched the ender teleport, leaving the battlefield with a thought and returned to Xavier Academy.

And accompanied by a flash of dark green light.

Fang Mo looked up and saw a scene that made the corners of his mouth rise crazily.

The room in front of me is very small, covered with retro tiles, and next to it is a mirror and a countertop. On the countertop is a sink, with a relatively classical aromatherapy bottle on it, as well as soap, towels and other things. It's very Obviously this is a toilet.

 And it's on the opposite side not far from Fang Mo.

Charles was sitting upright on a toilet made of pure gold, with his elbows on his knees and his palms on his bald head. He closed his eyes and frowned as if he was exerting himself.

　　Even gritting his teeth and making "um um" sounds from time to time.

To be honest, at first glance, it looks like an old man is constipated.

Of course, everyone actually knows that this actually has nothing to do with constipation. This is just what Professor X looks like when he activates his telepathy at full power.

In the world of the X-Men, when some mutants release their abilities, they usually have a habitual sign action, or a sign of launching their abilities... For example, Storm's pupils turn white, and Magneto is used to it when he controls metal. Raised his hand sexually.

 Professor X Charles also had a habit when he was young.

 That is, when he activates his telepathic ability, he will subconsciously press his index and middle fingers against his temples. Of course, he rarely does this after he gets older.

 Just as it seems now.

 It’s not that he doesn’t do it, it’s that he doesn’t need to go all out at all.

And now in order to deal with the awakened Dark Phoenix, he really had to use all his strength to poop, and it felt like blue veins were popping up on his shiny forehead.

To be honest, this is the way Charles is sitting on the golden toilet and exerting himself...

This should be replaced by words of worship.

At this moment, the toilet is probably full by him.

 “Hahahahahaha!!”

Seeing this scene, Fang Mo couldn't help it. He threw his head back and laughed wildly: "Fuck, Charles, hahahahaha... You really can't help but sit on it!"

  “!”

Fang Mo's sudden laughter obviously startled Charles. He suddenly opened his eyes, and then his whole expression became extremely embarrassed.

 It sounds like nervousness, but also a bit like embarrassment.

To put it bluntly, it's like secretly leaving the COS girl in the living room while her parents were at work, but suddenly the door opened, and her parents came back with a bunch of relatives and happened to bump into this scene. At this moment, she completely depersonalized and stood there. Ascend to heaven.

 In short, after being severely laughed at by Fang Mo.

Charles was completely restless, and his old face was red from holding back. His image was really lost now: "Fang Mo, you...why did you come back suddenly? Go back quickly, I can't suppress her by myself..."

“Hahaha, I came back just to see you.”

Fang Moqiang took a few breaths and then barely resisted the urge to laugh: "By the way, I want to ask you something."

"What's up?"

 Charles asked uncomfortably.

"It's Qin's side." Fang Mo directly spread his hands and said, "I think this is her limit. Not to mention exploding stars, it is probably difficult to even destroy the country... Sure enough, the Dark Phoenix in this version of the timeline is a bit stretched. So I decided to end the fight early.”

 “What are you going to do?”

Charles asked.

 “I’m here to ask you this question.”

Fang Mo said directly: "Do you want me to kill her directly, or arrest her first? If she is arrested, please lift your butt. I just learned a skill called Demon Sealing Bowl, and I just want to practice with this thing." "

"Wait, you mean to put the piano..."

 “It’s Dark Phoenix.”

Fang Mo reiterated cheerfully: "Or you can call her Your Majesty the Divine Phoenix. After all, she will never be separated from this golden toilet..."

 (End of this chapter)