My Stand-in is Steve

Chapter 31: I'm thinking about ass

  Chapter 31 I'm thinking about farting

   "Huh? This is..."

   Feeling the faint warmth in his body, Fang Mo couldn't help but be stunned.

   After Fang Mo awakened his stand-in Steve, he hadn't experienced this feeling for a long time due to the digitization of his body.

   "Is this thing really useful?"

   Fang Mo looked suspiciously at the pool of green pulp on the ground.

  After being chewed by Fang Mo, the essence berries seemed to have lost their original activity. The green pulp on the ground looked sticky and no longer had that bright and translucent feeling.

  “…”

  Fang Mo stared at the green sticky substance on the ground and thought for a long time, and finally made up his mind reluctantly.

   "Grandma's! Try again!"

   With a thought, Steve handed over a bunch of crystal clear essence berries again.

  Fang Mo took the essence berries, and then held his breath and stuffed a whole bunch of essence berries into his mouth. He didn't dare to chew it, so he raised his head and swallowed it whole.

After the    essence berry was swallowed by Fang Mo, it turned into a cool juice and flowed into his throat.

   Immediately afterwards, a strange sense of power poured out of his body.

It was as if in winter, after standing downstairs at his girlfriend's house for one night with no results, the next second directly soaked in the hot spring bathtub, the slightly hot hot water soaked the whole body, and the exhaustion of the mind and body was washed away at this moment. It melted away and was replaced by an unprecedented comfort.

   Fang Mo doesn't know if his digital body still has concepts like muscles, blood, or cells.

   But he could clearly feel that something in his body was cheering, as if he was welcoming his new life.

   This feeling comes and goes quickly.

   It only took a few minutes or so, and the warmth in Fang Mo's body gradually disappeared.

  “…”

  Fang Mo hesitated for a moment.

   I have to say, the feeling just now is really worth aftertaste.

   But... the problem of addiction to fart sucking is a big problem. I don't know why the essence berry looks so good, but the taste is so disgusting, it is just like a devil fruit.

   But although this thing tastes disgusting, it does verify Fang Mo's guess.

  The actualized essence berry can really make him stronger.

  Although he only ate one essence berry, Fang Mo could still feel that he seemed to be a little stronger than before.

   "It's over, I'm actually thinking about farting..."

   Thinking of this, Fang Mo couldn't help but rub his forehead: "Everyone laughs at the old man, everyone is the old man..."

   You must know that the output of Essence berry bushes in the MC world is not low. Just this time, Fang Mo brought a whole set of Essence berry bushes.

   But the thought of swallowing a group of things that tasted so disgusting was still a bit unacceptable to him.

   So he made a choice again and again in his heart.

   And until the end, the thirst for power **** the protests of the taste buds.

   Fang Mo pinched his nose fiercely, and then shoved the essence berries into his mouth one by one, and the whole room suddenly sounded a creepy swallowing sound.

   And eating a belly of essence berries, even Fang Mo obviously couldn't stand it.

   So he finally asked Steve to take out two baked potatoes, chewing while feeling the changes in his body.

   I have to say that after eating this whole group of essence berries, Fang Mo's changes were still obvious. He could clearly feel the surging power in his body.

   The self at this moment is simply as powerful as ever.

   "Well, let's try it."

   After thinking about it, Fang Mo decided to give it a try, so he summoned Steve directly with a thought.

  Steve received the order and silently placed a stone on the ground.

In the next second, Fang Mo suddenly threw a fist forward like lightning, only to hear a loud bang, and the hard rock was instantly punched with countless deep cracks, and then disintegrated with a bang, and countless stones flew like cannonballs. He went out and smashed the partition of the room to pieces.

   And when I heard the loud noise from here, there were a lot of noisy footsteps outside soon.

"What's wrong!"

   Agent Coulson rushed in first: "Mr. Fang Mo! Are you okay?"

   After him, Hawkeye also rushed in with a bow and arrow. As soon as he entered the house, he carefully observed the surroundings, as if he was looking for the enemy, with a face full of alertness.

   A group of agents rushed in very quickly, but they didn't find any enemies either, and they looked confused.

   "Did that guy come to sneak attack?"

  Coulson looked around and didn't seem to find any signs of battle, so he looked at Fang Mo in confusion: "Mr. Fang Mo, he... escaped?"

   "Uh, this..."

  Fang Mo touched his chin: "I know you're in a hurry, but don't worry..."

   "Can we be in a hurry?" Coulson asked nervously: "Did he come over to get the hammer? How strong is the opponent? Are you injured?"

   "It is said that Lao Tzu is invincible in the world."

Seeing Coulson's seriousness, Fang Mo was a little embarrassed to tease him again, so he explained: "Anyway, Thor hasn't come to steal the hammer yet, this is the new witchcraft I just studied, the Flowing Water Rock Shattering Fist... "

   "That name doesn't sound like witchcraft."

   Hawkeye couldn't help but say, "This is obviously martial arts, right?"

   "Don't pay attention to those details." Fang Mo waved his hand: "As long as it is something that cannot be explained by science, it is all witchcraft!"

   "I thought that guy appeared."

After hearing Fang Mo's explanation, Coulson breathed a sigh of relief: "After all, that guy calls himself Thor, I'm really worried that he will fall directly from the sky, raise his hammer and chop us into **** with lightning, and finally fly in style. Walk…"

   "Don't worry, that guy's power is now sealed, not shit."

   Fang Mo smiled and comforted Coulson: "It's probably just a little stronger than ordinary people. A gun can kill him, so you don't have to worry too much."

   "His power is sealed in this hammer?"

   Coulson heard this and speculated curiously: "That's why he will do everything possible to get this thing back, because only in this way can he regain his divine power?"

   "Don't worry, he can't handle this hammer."

  Fang Mo said: "This guy was punished by his father for being too inflated. It's like experience or something, and he won't be able to recover his divine power until he can finish it."

   "Then why is he here?" This time Hawkeye couldn't help but ask.

   "He doesn't know that."

  Fang Mo spread his hands: "Do you think everyone can fortune-telling? Like me, who knows yin and yang and cuts off fortune and misfortune, and listens to Jiuyou, how many do you think there are in this world?"

  “…”

  Colson didn't know what to say when he heard this.

   However, at this moment, an agent suddenly ran over and said a few words in his ear, probably found a suspicious vehicle parked on a hillside not far away, and was asking Coulson what to do.

   "Okay, now that guy is really here."

   After listening to his subordinate's report, Coulson directly raised his head and said to Fang Mo.

   (end of this chapter)

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