My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

This guy immediately squatted on the ground to pick up the materials, just stepped down and stepped on a piece of paper, slid his feet and slammed into Dongfang Bai.

"Are you all right?"

Dongfang Bai dodged directly, then grabbed her clothes with one hand and pulled her up. Although it was a bit ungentlemanly, 4.8 was still quite useful.

"Sorry! Sorry!"

Ping Ze Yu bowed sharply towards Dongfang Bai, then raised his head quickly, and bumped his head towards Dongfang Bai. Fortunately, his reaction speed was excellent, otherwise his jaw would have been hit.

This guy must be naturally dumb...!

"I'll help you."

Dongfang Bai squatted down on one foot directly, picked up all the documents on the ground, and put them in his hand after tidying up.

"Where are you going to send it? Let me help you."

This large stack of data is indeed a bit too much. It is probably because of this strange natural walking posture just now, right?

Anyway, I don't have anything to do now, so I can just help this guy.

Otherwise, who knows if she will fall again halfway...

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Chapter 2 You want to join the k-on department [for automatic subscription]

"that……"

Ping Zeyu seemed to be thinking about where he had seen Dongfang Bai, but he couldn't remember his name, so he frowned and thought bitterly.

"Dongfang Bai, I'm in the same class as you, and we met in the morning."

Dongfang Bai rolled his eyes, really wanting to know how she survived to such a degree of natural stupidity, yet she was not cheated by the traffickers with a candy.

"Oh! It's the morning man!"

Ping Ze's only face suddenly realized, she suddenly remembered that after she overslept in the morning, she met Dongfang Bai, and almost bumped into him at that time.

"I finally remembered..."

Dongfang Bai was a little helpless, and just wanted to habitually stretch out his hand and scratch his cheek, but found that he was holding a stack of documents in both hands, and was temporarily empty.

"Mmmm! Thank you so much, my name is Yui Hirazawa! Please give me more advice!"

Although Hirata Yui looks a little silly, but with a round face and big eyes, he still looks very cute.

"By the way, Dongfang Jun, haven't you joined the club? Me too."

Ping Zeyu looked at a piece of paper in his hand, which was just given to her by Dongfang Baisai, because he wanted to hold the stack of documents in his hands, so he didn't have this piece of paper in his hands.

"Yes, I don't have any clubs that interest me."

Dongfang Bai sighed slightly. He said that he was yearning for the club. After all, the clubs in the hot-blooded comics before the time traveled.

What football club, it is also very enthusiastic, and he is also very longing for it.

However, he probably won't join sports-related clubs. After all, with his physical strength, he might even be able to enter the national competition?

"Hmph, it's been two weeks since the school started, yet you haven't joined the club yet. You're really confused."

Ping Zeyu put his hands on his hips, raised his head slightly, and closed his eyes with a proud look, although he didn't know what to be proud of.

"Hey, you're not qualified to speak to me, are you?"

Dongfang Bai complained, this guy obviously didn't join the club, so he still said that he was so proud.

"Humph~ Don't look at me like this, in fact, I already have a club that I want to join! I plan to go and have a look after sending this information!"

Ping Zeyu smacked his mouth, and gently waved his index finger in front of Dongfang Bai, looking like an "extraordinary person".

"Hey, seeing how stupid you are, there is still a society willing to accept you."

Dongfang Bai looked at her with some surprise. Obviously, sports are so poor, and he can even wrestle with a document. He is definitely not a member of a sports club.

And she looks a little stupid. Although she doesn't know how to study on weekdays, she doesn't look like she will join the literature club.

"K-ON Department!"

Ping Zeyu shouted this sentence out loud, making Dongfangbai blushed. This is in the corridor. The two of them are super conspicuous.

But after thinking about the meaning of K-ON, k-on should mean soft sound, right? It also refers to relatively relaxed music, but what kind of instrument does Hirazawa Yuka play like this...

"Light Sound Department? Ah, I remember that the Department has been abandoned, because there is no one left."

Dongfang Bai suddenly remembered the news that the Light Music Department, which was posted on the club's recruitment, had been abandoned, so the music room on the top floor was completely empty.

If the light music club is abandoned like this, it is estimated that the music room will be used by other clubs soon.

"Eh...what?"

Ping Zeyi was stunned for a moment, his head tilted to the side, as if he hadn't reacted yet.

"I mean, hasn't the Qingyin Club already abolished the club?"

Dongfang Bai scratched his head. Did this guy know in advance and join the club?

"Ehhhh!? But I saw an advertisement in the club recruitment before!"

"advertise?"

Dongfang Bai raised his brows. It seems that although the Qingyin Club has been abolished, there will be new people to form it soon. However, looking at the recruitment of this club, it is estimated that there is a shortage of people.

The conditions for the establishment of the neon club are that there must be four people, and there must be a teacher in charge of the club, otherwise the club will still not be able to be established.

But Toyonozaki is a little stricter, because Toyonozaki has a free school spirit and there are too many strange clubs, so five people must be established.

Seeing that the light music department posted an advertisement for the club so quickly, he guessed that the number of people is not yet full, right? It won't be long before the club will be abolished again.

"Then Hirazawa-san, do you know any musical instruments?"

Dongfang Bai looked at Ping Ze Yu's dull appearance, and it didn't seem like he could use any musical instrument at all.

"Instrument? What instrument?"

ah?

Dongfang Bai was stunned for a moment. He looked at this girl, who was probably only 1.5 meters tall, in a daze. Her silly appearance was really interesting...

By the way, this guy doesn't even know what a musical instrument is, so why would he want to join the light music club...?

Dongfang Bai wanted to open her head a little to see if any tendons were broken in it. She didn't even know what a musical instrument was when she joined the light music department. Do you think it was tea drinking in the past! ?

"Hey, it's just a musical instrument, you must know one of the guitar, bass, drums, etc."

"I will castanets!"

Ping Zeyu said that he pinched an air castan in the air, and then patted it. Although he looked stupid, he was inexplicably cute.

"Castanets……?"

In terms of castanets, do you mean the thing that is made by hitting two ebony pieces in the shape of a shell and making a sound? Isn't that stuff for kindergarten kids?

"Yeah, isn't the light tone part just relaxing music! Like a mouth flute or something~"

It's over, this person is helpless, and Dongfang Bai has a feeling of despair. This is the first time he has met a natural-looking guy, and he doesn't know what to do at all.

"Oh, it's here! Thank you Dongfangjun!"

Ping Ze Yu's eyes lit up, her light brown pupils exuded the light of "wisdom", and then thanked Dongfang Bai, took the materials in his hand, and walked into the teacher's office.

"Forget it, the community will find this place today, it's really not of interest."

Dongfang Bai watched Ping Zewei walk into the office, clapped the non-existent ash on his hands, turned around and prepared to leave. He had already sent her here, so there shouldn't be anything to do, right?

boom!

Suddenly there was a sound of a blunt object hitting a wooden board. If I guessed correctly, it should be the guy's head hitting something...

"Yah!? I'm sorry, sorry!"

Then there was a sound of her screaming sorry inside...

I was wrong, I should have helped her in, even if it was delivered to the door, this guy would have problems.

Chapter 3 These people seem to have misunderstood something [For automatic subscription]

"Woooooo!"

Ping Zeyu swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and just after sending the materials, she asked the teacher for the location of the light sound department, but she suddenly felt a little bit reluctant to go...

Because Dongfang Bai had told her before that the light music department had to know some kind of musical instrument, such as guitar and bass, and the club said "guitarist is needed", but this guy doesn't know how to play guitar at all.

but! Since the application form for the association has already been handed in, it is not okay not to go! She slowly walked up the stairs in an extremely uneasy mood, then slowly came to the door of the classroom of the Qingyin Department, stood there for a while, and then slowly extended her right hand.

The staff here still don't know what it is like! Could it be that kind of scary person! For example, those who give up joining the ministry and devour themselves alive!

Woohoo, if I had known this would happen earlier, I would have called Shanghehe over here!

"No, no, no! It's still too difficult...!"

The moment Hirata Yui stretched out her hand to open the door, her fingers snapped back as if electrocuted. She took a deep breath, then turned around with a determined look.

That's right, why do I have to go in, why don't I just tell the teacher that it's not good to give up joining the department! ?

"Decided!"

Ping Zeyu shouted softly, then turned around and left, suddenly someone pressed her shoulder, her expression froze instantly, and the air was quiet for five or six seconds.

Sweat the size of a soybean slipped slightly from under her forehead, she showed a very frightened expression, and she didn't even dare to look back at the person behind her.

"Aaaaah! I'm sorry, sorry, sorry! It's not like this, please listen to my explanation!"

Ping Zeyu's eyes were already covered with a layer of fog, and she almost burst into tears. Her right hand twirled frantically like the nirvana of a certain comic character, "God Shalan".

"What explanation?"

The brown short-haired girl in front of her looked puzzled. This girl used a hair band to tie up the bangs on her forehead, revealing a smooth forehead, looking very capable.

However, her winter uniform unbuttoned the jacket and did not put the ends of the sleeves into the skirt, looking a little boyish.

"Are you Hirazawa Yui~"? "

The tea-haired girl was stunned for a moment, her expression when she looked at Ping Zeyu became surprised, her eyes seemed to be sparkling, and Ping Zeyu in front of her was also a little dazed, so she could only nodded silently.

"Oh! It turns out that the person who wants to join the department is you! You must be very good at playing the guitar! Oh, I'm so sorry I misunderstood you as an idiot before!"

The tea-haired girl clenched Ping Zeyu's hands happily, but after a while, she felt a little lost. After all, even if she joined Ping Zeyu, it took five people to form a group, and they were still one person behind.

[This person seems to have misunderstood something...]

This is Yui Hirazawa's heart. Could it be that this girl thinks that she is very good at playing the guitar...?

"...No, it's over, the club is still one person away, and the club will be abolished next week!"

The tea-haired girl knelt on the ground and scratched her head frantically, looking like she was about to die suddenly, while Ping Zeyu tilted her head slightly, and nodded her chin with her right index finger, as if thinking of something.

"Oh, by the way, before I came here, I saw a boy who was my classmate. He seemed to be able to play musical instruments, and he hadn't joined the club yet."

Yui Hirazawa's words aroused the enthusiasm of the tea-haired girl, and she was pulled into the music classroom before she could react.

...

"Certainly not."

Behind Dongfang Bai's hands, he was in the middle of a morning lunch break, in addition to having a lunch box, he was looking for a club that was suitable for him, but as expected, he found a few and there was none.

Flower Arrangement? This kind of club is for girls, right? Or what about a literary club? He doesn't want to be with a bunch of dead reading guys every day. Anyway, after looking for so many, there is still no suitable club.

Damn, even if there is some kind of 'light novel club' or 'manga club', that's fine.

"East!"

Just as Dongfang Bai was holding his schoolbag and preparing to become a member of the "Homecoming Club" today, his shoulder was patted lightly, and a very familiar voice came from behind him, and he turned his head.

"Here here!"

Ping Zewei stood in front of her, she seemed to want to do something, she grabbed Dongfang Bai's hand and walked forward, making him stunned for a while.