My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

"Hmph, that's not it, anyway, come on, Yakumo-sensei~" Kagurazaka Ayame said with a smile, and then waved her hand gently, her face full of relief, after all, it's not that she wants to sign the sale, she does After finishing the work of the editor, you can run away directly.

Next, do you want to go to a barbecue restaurant to eat some high-end Wagyu beef and some shochu, then you must feel super high.

Chapter 85 Strange readers have been added [for automatic subscription]

"He actually ran away..." Dongfang Bai was a little dizzy looking at Kagurazaka Iris who left without hesitation. Do you really want to leave him alone to deal with a large number of fans?

Ah, no, and a group of big men in suits accompany him.

"It's started, it's started." Dongfang Bai adjusted his expression. Although he was usually lazy, it was an occasion such as a signing ceremony. He had to show his energy, otherwise he would be a little sorry for his suit.

The first reader came in, just as Dongfang Bai was about to say hello, he froze when he saw the silver hair curled in the brown hat, the mask and sunglasses that covered his entire face.

"Then...?"

"Senior~ How's it going, isn't it a surprise!" Nayuta giggled, took off his sunglasses and posed a scissor hand towards Dongfang Bai, killing him even made him never think that Nayuta would actually come to his signing party Yes, and it was the first to come.

"Why did you come here, and it's the first one..."

Dongfang Bai feels a little sweaty. The first fan to come in is not easy to occupy. In order to be the first to shake hands with him, it can be said that they have come a day or two in advance to occupy the space. What is Nayuta? come in.

"Actually, the signing has not yet started completely. I came in from other channels!"

What other channel, so obviously he used his status as a gold medal writer of the electric shock library to sneak in. Dongfang Bai complained in his heart, but did not speak.

"Actually, part of the reason why I came here today is to surprise the seniors, and the main reason is to take a group photo, take a group photo!"

"Picture?"

Dongfang Bai was stunned for a moment, and suddenly he seemed to have reacted. He looked at Kerr Nayuta with a surprised look. With what he knew about this guy, he could basically guess what Nayuta was thinking.

"As expected of a senior, have you guessed it? Yes, I just wanted to take a photo today, and then tweeted, 'I just came out of the hotel with Yakumo-senpai to accompany him to sign the sale?' Something like this..."

"Rejected!" Dongfang Baihei (aeej) retorted with a face as black as if it could drip ink. He knew very well that Ke'er Nayuta's words were probably not a joke, and they really wanted to do it. .

Judging from her character, it may not be as simple as opening a yellow accent, but she must also talk about a lot of dirty topics, and then @ the 'Falling Saint Black Cat'.

"Eh~ Why, the obviously cute junior just wants a photo?"

"Okay, okay, if you want a signature, I can give it to you. I'm going to start signing the sale. You should leave the back door quickly, and it will be troublesome when people see it."

"Well, since the seniors said so." Ke'er Nayuta was a little disappointed, but before leaving, he suddenly leaned against Dongfang Bai's cheek and blew a breath of warm air into his ear.

swoosh~

"!" Dongfang Bai's body and bones were all soft, and before he could speak, Ke'er Nayuta fled away as fast as a rabbit.

"Really..." Dongfang Bai covered his head with a headache, and finally began to formalize. Readers came in one after another, and everyone was smiling and speaking very politely.

It is hard to imagine that these people on the Internet are actually the group of dangerous elements who claim to take gunpowder to their house to blow themselves up. In reality, isn't one friendlier than the other?

"Hello, Mr. Hachimune! It's the first time we met, it's not... I, it hurts! I've always admired you since the beginning!" Standing in front of him was a tall man who was obviously older than him. The sister character, like a little girl who sees an idol, can bite her tongue when she speaks.

I didn't expect such a big sister to have such a cute side. It is obvious that Dongfang Bai's impression of her should be that of a mature woman.

"First meeting, thank you for your continued support." Dongfang Bai replied with a smile, and skillfully signed a beautiful signature on the light novel in her hand. The other party showed a happy expression, and then quietly asked. .

"Well, can you make another request?"

"Request? It's okay if it's not too much." Out of the corner of Dongfang Bai's eyes, he glanced at the group of frightening black-clothed bodyguards behind him, feeling that they were about to rush over at any time.

"Please, scold me."

"what……???"

"Please scold me."

The other party also thought that Dongfang Bai didn't hear what she said clearly, and raised his head seriously and said it seriously. This serious tone didn't seem like a joke at all, but it would be too strange to say such a line in such a tone.

"Please use Gilgamesh's voice to scold me as a miscellaneous, please!!"

The eldest sister in front of her put her hands together and put on a requesting expression, which made him a little uncomfortable to refuse, but he really didn't expect someone to ask him such a strange request. It was too outrageous. Come on.

"Okay, okay..." Dongfang Bai waved his hand, and said helplessly, there is no way, since the other party has asked so, it is not impossible to say a word, but it feels embarrassing to be looked at by the big men behind...

cough cough.

He cleared his throat a little, took a deep breath, and the voice he said in the next second had been transformed into Fate's classic character, the voice of Glittering Gilgamesh.

"Huh~ Idiot, you really have no self-knowledge, miscellaneous!"

"Ah~"

When the big sister in front of her heard Dongfang Bai say these words face to face, her face flushed, her eyes were shining, and that excited expression made Dongfang Bai feel terrified.

I feel like my fans don't seem to be normal people.

"thank you very much!!!"

The big sister covered her cheeks with her hands, her expression on her face was full of satisfaction, and she was even a little unfinished. I wished Dongfang Bai would catch her directly and keep calling her for miscellaneous repairs, it must feel so refreshing.

"That should be enough." Dongfang Bai's face was also a little red. After all, it was the first time he dubbed in front of fans, but it was still with such strange lines. The interest of these people is too strange.

But it should still be a minority, and the fans will definitely be a lot more normal in the future.

But he was wrong, this was just the beginning, and the number of readers who asked him to scold the miscellaneous things himself increased instead of decreasing.

Chapter 86 Is it necessary to be a trustee? 【Seeking automatic subscription】

In addition to the release of the "Magic Forbidden Book Catalog", Dongfang Bai also signed the rumored "A Certain Scientific Railgun". Ban the interest of fans.

Because Misaka Mikoto's popularity is already very high, the heroic and valiant girl with some boyish personality won the first place in the Dengeki Library's "Moe King of the Year" in terms of popularity. Although it was Arturia last year and the year before, but Misaka Mikoto narrowly won this year.

Because Misaka Mikoto's popularity is so high that it even surpassed Index as the heroine, the super-electromagnetic gun rumors have become popular. The most outrageous thing is that last month, the sales of books exceeded the "Magic Forbidden Book Catalog"... …

The phenomenon of rumored sales surpassing the original is just like this in the entire industry. Not to mention that there are no newcomers, but it is definitely unprecedented. Every time I see such a dazzling operation and popularity of the super electromagnetic gun rumors, Kagurazaka Ayame will use it. Looking at Dongfang Bai with unique eyes.

Back then, I really shouldn't have promised him all the copyright of this kid's biography. I didn't expect to see a very gentle person, but he was actually a cunning fox. Bai bought the painting hegemony in his hands.

It's really outrageous, not to mention the editor in charge of Kagurazaka Iris, even many high-level executives of Dengeki Library are complaining that Dongfangbai is really greedy.

"Okay." Dongfang Bai signed his name on a poster of Misaka Mikoto, smiled and watched the fans in front of him leave with an excited expression, the original painting of "A Certain Scientific Railgun" this time Not Sagiri.

It is the famous teacher Eri Kashiwagi in the industry!

Before that, Ying Li Li said that she wanted to win the position of this original painting. Unexpectedly, she really won it from Dengeki Bunko. The artist of the original work will only appoint one, so as to avoid the situation that the painting style does not match. ~.

But the catalog of forbidden books of magic is outrageous. The painting style of the rumor and the original story is completely different. If the painting style of the original story is a little cute, then the rumor is exquisite and has a hint of astringency.

Because of this strange reason, the popularity of the rumor has surpassed that of the main story, which made Sagiri unhappy for a while.

"Hey~ Yakumo-sensei, are you alright?"

"Ah...? You've come back after eating the barbecue." Dongfang Bai looked at Kagurazaka Iris next to him with a tired face. The ruddy and contented look on this guy's face must have just come back from the barbecue. .

Unlike him, he just sat here and signed for two hours before it was finally time to rest. It was one o'clock in the afternoon, and he didn't even have time to eat lunch, and the editor in charge of him went to eat alone. drink.

"Well~ I'll pour you a glass of water."

"You want to kill me with a glass of water?" Dongfang Bai spit out angrily, then grabbed the water that Kagurazaka Ayame was handed over and poured it down. He had been communicating with readers that his throat was really dry.

"I'm not trying to compensate you~ Don't worry, I found a very good restaurant and I'll take you to eat later."

"Isn't it...? Didn't you just eat barbecue, you still have to eat another meal." Dongfang Bai widened his eyes and looked at Kagurazaka Iris with incredible eyes, as if he was looking at something rare Monster like.

"Hey, that look is too much. Although I just finished eating, but girls have two stomachs, do you understand!?"

There are also two stomachs, one is filled with food and the other is filled with dessert. You have nothing in your body other than your stomach.

"Haha, it's still a girl." Dongfang Bai rolled his eyes and muttered to himself. Of course, these words could not be concealed from Kagurazaka Ayame, who had very sharp ears. The smile on her face suddenly fell, and her forehead fell. Started to bulge.

"You kid, did you say something bad?"

"No, all right, let's go get something to eat." Dongfang Bai also felt a little hungry. If he didn't eat something, he didn't know that he couldn't resist the signing in the afternoon. When he thought of facing a large number of readers again, There was a dull pain in his head.

It would be fine if he just signed his name and said a few words casually, but those readers had to make some strange requests, asking him to insult them with Gilgamesh's voice, and keeping the dubbing voice to his voice was a lot of burden. big.

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"You're quick to react, go, Nayuta-sensei is also waiting outside." Kagurazaka iris twitched, suppressing the resentment in her heart, took the lead and walked out, Dongfang Bai yawned and followed.

As for the group of black-clothed bodyguards in the back, they were standing in the same place, neither left nor right, so they could only stand there and wait for them to come back.

"Senior~"

The white-haired girl who was sitting outside holding a glass of iced orange juice in her hands and drinking slowly, saw Dongfang Bai walk out, her eyes lit up, and she greeted her with a smile while showing her little white teeth.

"Is it time to rest?"

............

"Well, I finally got over it." Dongfang Bai stretched his waist and stretched his stiff body. He felt that his shoulders were about to break off, but Ke'er Nayuta's eyes lit up, as if he saw an opportunity.

"Do you need Nayu to give the senior a massage? Nayu's skills are very good, and it will definitely make the senior feel comfortable."

"So, can you use some normal vocabulary?" She was used to Kernayutana's innocent appearance, but she opened her mouth to say explosive remarks.

A few people laughed casually and left the venue of the signing ceremony. Seeing that there were still a lot of people queuing outside, Dongfang Bai twitched the corners of his mouth and quickly slipped out.

Hopefully no paparazzi are filming. Dongfang Bai glanced at the white-haired girl who was holding his arm beside him. She seemed to be in a good mood and was still humming a song softly.

"Wow, that girl over there is super cute~ She looks like an idol~ Eh, is that person next to her boyfriend?"

"Damn, that guy actually brought such a beautiful girlfriend around to show off!"

If he said this from a passerby, he would have recognized it, but the one who spoke was Kagurazaka Ayame, who had been following beside her. She had a smile on her face, and then she followed them as if nothing had happened. The two walked past.

Hello, is this necessary, obviously they are all acquaintances, okay?

Chapter 87 Ginger is still old and spicy 【For automatic subscription】

"Haha~ I'm just joking, why are you looking at me with that kind of eyes?" Kagurazaka Iris looked at Dongfang Bai's strange eyes and felt a little embarrassed.

"Let's not talk about that, what kind of store are you talking about, Sister Changpu?"

This has been walking around on the street for a few laps, but I still haven't reached the destination Kagurazaka Ayame said. I don't know if it is a psychological effect. Dongfang Bai vaguely feels that someone is looking at him.

Even with the hat and sunglasses mask on, and the perfect camouflage, he felt a little uncomfortable.

"Relax, now, isn't this already here?" Kagurazaka Ayame pointed to a restaurant not far away, which turned out to be a very rare Chinese restaurant. How did she find such a place.

"This store just opened, I've been there a few times and it tastes great!"

"What are you doing in 04 every day?" Dongfang Bai's mouth twitched, why is she the first to know about a good restaurant every time she opens it and eat it there? Isn't she usually very busy?

I heard that there is no restaurant that can be eaten on the commercial street that she has not eaten. Because it is too outrageous, Dongfang Bai can't help but admire every time, but the restaurant she recommends every time is really good.

"Oh! Let's go to that one then!" Kerr Nayuta raised her right fist and said happily, so Dongfang Bai was directly pulled into the Chinese restaurant where she first came.

The moment you walk in...

"Welcome to the master."

Owner? What rubbish, isn't this a Chinese restaurant, why is it mixed with the smell of a neon maid cafe? Wouldn't it feel weird to sew it together?

and……

"Ah, big brother?!"

"Mei?" Dongfang Bai looked at Jinye Hui in front of him, and suddenly felt that fate was so wonderful. Isn't this guy just a little X? Why can you go out to work?

Megumi Kanno usually has long orange hair tied behind her head, but today she is dressed more sophisticatedly, with her hair hanging down to her chest on both sides and a long ponytail tied behind her head.

As the monitor of Sagiri's class, a kid about the same age as Sagiri actually appeared here as a maid.

"Because this store is run by my relatives, I'll do a favor occasionally and earn some pocket money." Megumi Kanno said with a smile, and deliberately stretched out his right hand to form a 'circle' shape, that look like a money fan. It's hard to imagine that this guy is just a kid.

"Isn't it, Yakumo-sensei, do you even know this kind of child?" Kagurazaka Ayame's expression froze, and the look in Dongfangbai's eyes was no different from looking at a pervert.

"She is my sister Sagiri's squad leader, and she has visited her home before." Dongfang Bai rolled his eyes, and he immediately saw what Kagurazaka Iris was thinking, and explained directly.

"That's it, huh..."

The silver-haired **** the side patted her plump breasts, looking relieved, she almost thought Dongfang Bai's XP was so strange.

Megumi Kanno looked at Kerr Nayuta with a strange look. In such a comparison, the gap between their statures is too big. Although the age gap between them is also huge, it is still very unpleasant to think about it.