My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

"Of course, why don't I cut off the senior's head and live with me?" Wugeng Liuli suddenly said coldly, and she was still gently waving a silver fruit knife in her hand.

Then cut an apple.

"Liu Li, if you can... It's better to make this kind of joke less..." Dongfang Bai's face was a little bad, he was afraid that he would be really frightened one day.

"Then senior can't continue to mess with flowers." Wugeng Liuli took out a sliced ​​apple in his hand and gently stuffed it into Dongfang Bai's mouth.

"Guaranteed! But this apple is really sweet."

Dongfang Bai answered with a serious face. As soon as he said these words, Wugeng Liuli asked with a chuckle, "Really?"

I don't know if she was asking about Apple or something else, but Dongfang Bai still nodded. The next second, the black cat leaned over gently, and lightly touched his lips.

"Indeed...it's sweet." Wugeng Liuli's voice trembled a little, then she blushed and stood up shyly and quickly left the activity room on the grounds of going to the toilet, for fear that she would stay for another second, and only those who stayed in place were left. Dongfang Bai, who was stunned, and the other three women who were completely dumbfounded.

...

"Hey?"

"My eldest young master, you finally answered the phone, how long has it been..." Kagurazaka Iris came from the opposite side of the phone, full of resentment.

"Sorry, I just got out of school, what's the matter?" Dongfangbai was holding a crepe in his hand and stuffed it into his mouth as he ate it, which made his speech a little slurred, making Kagurazaka Ayame on the other side of the phone speechless. raised his eyebrows.

This guy didn't even read the message she sent yesterday, did he?

"Did you see the message I sent yesterday?"

"News... What's the matter, ah, I saw it, I saw it." Dongfang Bai said while opening the live on his mobile phone, and there was a message reminder from Kagurazaka Iris.

No way, yesterday he was pulled over by Sagiri to be a template for the male lead. He was forcibly held down, put on various poses, and drew him for two hours before letting him go. He didn't read the information at all.

Moreover, the goblins are now directly in charge of his house. Hui and the black cat meet every day at school. Even if other people usually have something to do with a phone call, there is no need to send any messages, so he rarely sees it now. line up.

[ps: This volume should be the last volume].

Chapter 3 Budokan! 【Seeking automatic subscription】

"So you didn't see it before... Really, fortunately, I called you in advance to confirm it, otherwise you wouldn't know." Kagurazaka Ayame, who was on the opposite side of the phone, breathed a sigh of relief. the sound of.

"Let me see, the latest volume of "Magic Forbidden" has exceeded one million sales...??? Is it that powerful?"

Dongfang Bai's expression froze. If he remembered correctly, although the magic ban he wrote just happened to reach the 20,000 Misaka sister chapter, which was the climax of the plot, but it wouldn't be able to sell to this level.

He thought it would be good to be able to sell hundreds of thousands of copies, but he didn't expect it to break one million in a short period of time, completely beyond his expectations~.

This is not the sales of a book, but a book that has sold more than one million in a week. If he hadn't heard about the terrifying sales from Kagurazaka Iris, he would have thought it was a joke.

"You guy, I don't even know whether to say that your brain is good or bad. You haven't realized how influential you are in the industry, right?"

There was a hint of a smile in Kagurazaka Ayame's tone. I am afraid that only Dongfang Bai didn't know that he is not only a pillar-level writer of Dengeki Bunko, but also a advertiser in the industry.

I don't know how many newcomers in the industry are working hard for him. His popularity is not even as high as some stars, and his attention on Twitter is a horrible existence that has already broken tens of millions.

She often wakes up laughing at night now, and she was able to review Dongfang Bai's manuscript from such a mess of manuscripts, which was definitely a blessing she had cultivated in her previous life.

Just because of this incident, the manuscripts posted on the Internet by the Dengeki Library are being taken away by a bunch of editors every day...

"Is that so, then I have to go back and tell Sagiri the news..."

"You said Mr. Erromanga, she already tweeted her congratulations the day before yesterday." Kagurazaka Ayame said lightly, completely different from Izumi Sagiri and Dongfang Bai who don't care much about Twitter.

Mr. Erromanga is on the Internet every day, and she knows all the troubles in the industry, not to mention the "Magic Forbidden Book Catalog", a light novel co-authored by her and Dongfang Bai, which is published almost every day. Check out Twitter and forums.

"Is that so? Then I really can't keep up with the times."

Dongfang Bai sighed, and then slowly asked, "Sister Changpu, is this what you want to say? I'll hang up if I have nothing else to do, and I'm going back in a hurry."

"Hey wait! My teacher Yakumo, can you put more emphasis on sales? Such a good opportunity, Dengeki Bunko already asked me when I was going to hold an offline event last week. What are your plans? ?"

Ayame Kagurazaka, who was on the opposite side of the phone, was holding the phone tightly, as if it would smash the phone to pieces, as if this would prevent Dongfang Bai from hanging up.

"Offline activities? I'm not interested, please push me away, that's all..."

"Wait!!! Don't you still have a band? Isn't the whole concert bad???" Kagurazaka Ayame shouted anxiously, this sentence really made Dongfang Bai stop and hang up the phone phone finger.

Indeed, Yakumo's popularity is very high, and it's totally fine to hold an offline concert, and Yakumo has not held several offline events since his debut, so every time he plays, he is as pleasant as winning the lottery. The number of people who come is absolutely exaggerated.

And didn't he promise the girls from the Qingyin Department that sooner or later he would bring them to a grand stage?

"I take the liberty to ask, if there is a concert, where will it be?"

"Hehe~ stinky brat, are you tempted?"

"I'm hanging up."

"Hey wait!! Budokan, it's in Budokan!!"

If Kagurazaka Ayame was by Dongfang Bai now, she would definitely stretch out her hand and strangle him to death. Even if she had known him for three years, she would have been used to this guy's indifferent character as a salted fish. Passed out of breath.

"Oh? That kind of place is not easy to do even in the electric shock library, right?" Dongfang Bai was overjoyed, but his emotions on the surface were still very calm.

Budokan is a dream place for neon stars. Countless stars, big and small, dream of holding a concert there. This is a recognition of their strength.

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"What are you kidding? If it was the Dengeki Bunko three years ago, it might not work, but now—" Kagurazaka Ayame smiled lightly. I don't need to say Dongfang Bai to understand what this sentence means. .

"Is that so? I see."

"Very good, then you mean that you agree, right? If you succeed, your fame may really rise to the sky, and maybe you will become a **** of light novels?"

"It's too exaggerated..." Dongfang Bai rolled his eyes, Kagurazaka Ayame is so old, maybe an old aunt who is already in her thirties, she can still say a 'the **** of light novels' in such a middle school vocabulary, is this guy really okay?

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"Okay, since you agree, it's fine, but you have to remember, don't pull your hips too much? If you sing something wrong in a grand place like the martial arts hall, it will be interesting~"

Kagurazaka Ayame said faintly, in such a grand place as the Budokan, it would not be easy for even the industry leader Dengeki Bunko to win. If Dongfangbai's band went up and pulled their crotch, then this face would be lost.

For example, in a place like the martial arts hall, there is a "blue hundred bowl" or something, and it can be seen all over the country in an instant. It's a social death...

Through the phone screen, Dongfang Bai could see Ayame Kagurazaka snickering on the opposite side. Anyway, it wasn't her who was on stage. Of course, she wasn't nervous at all. Dongfang Bai rolled his eyes and spoke slowly.

"I see." After Dongfang Bai finished speaking, he hung up the phone slowly, and then took a deep breath.

"Looks like it's really serious..."

After all, the girls in the light music department are still very young, and of course they can't compare with professional musicians, but he has been teaching them all the time for the past three years, and their strength is definitely not comparable to ordinary bands.

He learned from Kagurazaka Ayame that the performance was in the second half of the year, that is, when graduation was approaching, and there was still a year for them to practice. Even if they were drinking tea at ordinary times, he had the confidence to bring a few people enough to board the board. The level of Budokan is all.

Chapter 4 The Bewitched White-haired Lolita【For automatic subscription】

Dongfang Bai casually put his schoolbag on his back with one hand, and walked while thinking about the practice of light music. Although he really wanted to drink tea more, but for the dreams of several girls, he should drink as little tea as possible. Bar.

He had already imagined the only cute expression on Pyeongtaek's face crying.

Kacha, opened the door of the house with the key. Unlike usual, the house was pitch-black today, and it was quiet and there was no sound. If the goblin was at home, she would lie on the sofa and play with her calf in white stockings. game console.

"It's weird, aren't you at home...?"

Dongfang Bai glanced at it briefly. No one was seen in the living room, but Sagiri should still be in her room. Although Sagiri can now leave the room and move freely in the house, she still doesn't think "103". go out.

Sagiri is also growing up a little bit, and she will be able to walk out of the door of the house well in the future.

"Bai?" A cold voice came from behind, and Dongfang Bai saw the girl slowly walking down the stairs at a glance.

Her long milky white hair was soft and silky tied behind her head. The girl was just wearing a dress with black edges on a white background. Her slender arms were extremely weak, as if she could see faint blood vessels. The black rabbit puppet looked towards this side with a dull expression.

"It's the sky, what about the fairies and the others?"

"Going out, Sagiri also went out."

"Ah??" Dongfang Bai's calm expression just now suddenly became stunned. Did he hear something wrong that Sagiri actually went out? ! This is simply something that makes him feel incredible.

That Sagiri, who claims to be dead when she walks out the door, is willing to go out. Wasn't she **** by someone?

"Yeah." Kasuga Ye Qiong nodded lightly, and she started talking to Dongfang Bai about the noon time.

...

"I can't draw it..." Heizumi Sagiri was sitting in front of her laptop, holding a digital tablet gently, and drawing on it with the electronic pen in her hand, but she was still a little dissatisfied after drawing several times.

She is now drawing the illustration of "Magic Forbidden", which is the picture of the protagonist accidentally opening the door and accidentally bumping into the heroine changing clothes. She wants to draw that kind of shy and awkward feeling of a little girl, but what a pity. are not satisfied.

Although I have also found fairies to be models, fairies have long been used to it, and there is no such shy feeling at all...

"Ah, by the way, I remember there was a cos exhibition..." Said Yamada Fairy, opened the laptop, slowly opened the official interface of the Dengeki Library, showed a few pictures, and then handed the computer to Sagiri.

"Lustful!!" After just one glance, the girl's expression changed. Sagiri's big blue eyes glowed with green light, like someone who has been hungry for a few days and saw food. She gasped and grabbed it excitedly. Tablet PC screen.

On the screen is a group of young and beautiful girls trying on various clothes and posing for photos. This is a cos exhibition organized by Dengeki Library. Some girls who like anime characters can participate in cosplay roles.

And due to special reasons, only girls can participate in this exhibition for the time being, resulting in a very eye-catching scene.

"Ah, this is Dengeki Bunko's cos exhibition. Do you want to see it, Sagiri? Then I can bring my computer there." The Yamada Goblin leaned over her head and glanced at it, then said proudly with her head held high.

"Well... I want to see it, I want to see it!!! But this kind of... I still want to see the real thing! I can't find the real feeling through the computer screen! Fairy, can you let this exhibition open in my house! ?"

"What are you thinking, how is it possible?"

Looking at Sagiri who was excited and started talking nonsense, the Yamada Fairy slightly raised her forehead, this sister is really a little troublesome, this is the so-called eccentricity of painters, you must see the real thing.

"Well, but it's not impossible. You can consider going to the scene to see it in person. As a teacher of Erromanga, you are still a girl. There should be no problem with taking materials everywhere." Fan just opened his mouth.

Sagiri was stunned for a moment, then she quickly shook her head and went out! How could she go out, never go out!

But I really want to see those beautiful and lovely young ladies and sisters, and I can also look around openly and honestly for the purpose of collecting materials. When I think of this, Sagiri's expression becomes a little unbearable. . . .

"But what if something happens to you when you go out?"

"You're still worried about this kind of thing, really..." The Yamada Fairy rolled her eyes, she really didn't know how to complain and Izumi Sagiri should come here, if Dongfang Bai was here, comfort her a little and she should calm down immediately Come down.

"Bai also doesn't want you to stay at home and not go out. If you can go out by yourself, he will be very happy too?"

"Will my brother be happy?" Sagiri's face was full of entanglements, what should I do? There are so many benefits to go out, but the fear of going out made her hesitate.

"Really~ Not only are there hot ladies out there, but you can also get a first-hand fanboy's weekly book from Dengeki Bunko. That kind of thing is something that white guy won't give you in general, right?"

The Yamada Fairy smiled, showing her white teeth and began to seduce innocent and ignorant girls, and even released things that girls such as Doujinzi Weekly were hard to reach.

"Indeed, it is!" Two blushes appeared on Sawu's little face, and the 4.9 in the girl's eyes had already begun to appear in circles.

So, under the goblin's 'advisement', Sagiri successfully stepped out of the entrance, and then hesitantly at the door, someone pushed him out from behind.

"As expected of a goblin." Dongfang Bai's face turned black, and the goblin's character really hasn't changed, but today Xiaobu is on duty at school, and after that, he made an appointment to spend the night at Hai Laoming's house, and he couldn't even come back for dinner.

The headquarters of Dengeki Bunko is in Tokyo, far away from Chiba. I don't know if the goblin and Sagiri will be able to come back before dark. According to the nature of the goblin, they should go with Kagurazaka Ayame, and it is estimated that they may not be able to come back today.

Doesn't this mean that it is very likely that he and Qiong spent together tonight? ? .

Chapter 5 Jealousy 【Seeking automatic subscription】

"What's wrong, Shiro?" Haruhi Yeqiong's expression remained the same, looking at Dongfang Bai in a daze in front of her, her slender Bai Nen arms clasped the rabbit puppet in her arms, and asked softly.

Don't look at her calm expression now, but in fact, her heart beats twice as fast as usual. If she hadn't forcibly endured, her voice would have trembled.

"That Qiong, the two of us have dinner together tonight, will it be lonely?"

"No, if you are with Bai." Kasuga Ye Qiong lowered his head slightly, his voice was very soft, but it was well conveyed to Dongfang Bai's ears, which made his heart feel at ease.

"Then how about we go buy dinner materials together?" Dongfang Bai said tentatively, Kasuga Ye Qiong and Izumi Sagiri are very similar, and basically do not go out, and she has already skipped classes at school, although her learning ability Even if you don't go to school, it's fine.

"...Okay." Kasuga Ye Qiong hesitated for a while, then nodded lightly.

After a while, the girl with long milky white hair dressed up a little and walked out of her room. She put on a small straw hat on her head, and was wearing a white Gothic Lolita outfit. Over-the-knee black stockings.

The decoration is very delicate and lovely, the girl quietly put her hands behind her back, and her long hair was dressed in black ribbons and double ponytails, and she said expectantly, "Bai, how are you?"

Dongfang Bai was stunned, because the usual Qiong would not deliberately dress up. In his image, Qiong would wear a simple and monotonous dress at home all day long because he was simply annoying. On the dome that has been specially dressed up now.

"what?"

"I'm asking you, how am I dressed..." Haruhi Ye Qiong frowned in dissatisfaction and said word by word, but she was also satisfied with Dongfang Bai's surprised expression just now, which gave her a sense of surprise. Incredible comfort.

What, her charm is really not small, even Bai such a big radish is dumbfounded.