My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

"That's right, when we occasionally want to practice, Xiao Zuohe still coquettishly rolls around and says he wants to drink tea..." Hirata Yui seemed to remember something, and his eyes lit up and said.

The two men who made up the knife with a single sentence caused great damage to Kazuko Yamanaka, but these were all facts, and she really couldn't even refute it at all.

"Cough, in short, since the final exam is over, it's a holiday from the moment the exam is over, everyone should hurry up and train, the game is about to start..."

Yamanaka Zuokako tried to hide her embarrassment with a cough, but unfortunately everyone stared at her with numb scalp, and couldn't hide it at all.

"Well, let's practice, it's true that I haven't practiced for a long time, and I don't know if everyone is unfamiliar." Dongfang Bai made a suggestion, which was immediately recognized by everyone.

By the way, is this club really a light music club...?

"Okay! Then Tsumugi will play the prelude, and I'll play the music!" Hirazawa's unique face picked up his 'Yoshita' excitedly and held it in front of his chest, with a 'majestic and slow' look, ready to play at any time .

"Okay, then one, two..."

The music played by Kotobukutsu was ups and downs, as gentle as a warm light with a hint of sadness. When it was Yui Hirazawa's turn to play the guitar, she suddenly got stuck in place.

"Yi?" Dongfang Bai suddenly had a bad premonition when he saw Pingze Yu, who was standing there with a serious face but didn't move at all.

"Ah..." Hirazawa Yu gave a stiff look at Ji Tai in her hand, and fine sweat began to form on her forehead. She also felt that it was very bad, because now, she couldn't play it at all.

"'~ I seem to have forgotten how to play!"

"Pfft..." Kazuko Yamanaka, who was drinking milk tea and preparing to enjoy the song, spit out all the milk tea, and accurately hit the face of Tanizhong Ritsu who was beating drums...

"Ahhh eyes! My eyes!"

"Ly! Be careful, Drum! Drum!"

"Wu Feng!"

hum! !

Due to all kinds of wonderful chain reactions in the Qingyin Department, there were messy things. Because of the milk tea, Lil was directly smeared on his face, and the drum stick in his hand flew out directly, and he was ready to hit the sound.

The speaker made an extremely harsh, noisy, and deafening noise because it was hit by a drum stick. Qin Chuan hurriedly tried to unplug the speaker, but he tripped over the guitar wire, and took the electric guitar with him. Azusa Nakano was also pulled from the horse.

After a few minutes...

"It's so dangerous, I was so bad (Zhao Hao) that I thought I was going to die..." Akiyama Mio covered her ears, her face was pale, she almost thought her eardrum was about to be torn.

This is a chain reaction. You must know that the shock she suffered is no less than seeing someone streaking on the road in the middle of the night, and Ping Zeyu was still looking at his hand in shock, as if to shock himself why not Playing guitar.

"Only senior, if you really do one thing seriously, you will forget about the other..." Azusa Nakano helplessly wiped her face with a handkerchief, even the usually lively Ritsu this time. All seedlings.

"Did I make a mistake, how can I go to the live in this case..." Yamanaka Kazuko put both hands on her temples, feeling a headache, thinking that she was bragging in front of her friends, saying that the students she brought will come back with a championship.

Right now, it feels a little sloppy.

Chapter 62 I was approached all the way 【For automatic subscription】

A few days later, in the Akihabara live competition hall, Dongfang Bai was leaning against the wall with a black guitar bag and brushing his mobile phone. Although he was only wearing casual clothes, he was forced to 'dress up' today.

"The sense of sight is so serious..." Dongfang Bai felt some piercing sights around him, and muttered to himself. A big sister with dyed hair and a great figure came over, blushing and bowing her head. He said something.

"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm here waiting for friends, so I can't go for coffee..." Dongfang Bai frowned slightly and refused helplessly. This is already the fourth person he has rejected. There have been three women before that. Came to chat with him.

Before coming here today, he was pulled by Kazuko Yamanaka, who claims to be a 'makeup master', and asked her friend to scribble on his face. At first, he was very resistant, because he thought of how scary Kazuko Yamanaka painted himself. Makeup looks a little timid.

If he also has that kind of heavy metal horror face when he goes out, and if he is recognized by acquaintances, he is definitely a social death.

"I didn't expect the other 073 to be pretty good..." Dongfang Bai pinched his face. Although it was only a little makeup, it outlined his facial features very well, making his facial features look more three-dimensional.

Originally, his face was of a very handsome type, and he added a light makeup. Now he is leaning against the roadside with a guitar on his back, and sometimes people think he is a big star who sneaked out.

"Headache, why haven't you come yet..." Dongfang Bai smiled bitterly, clearly saying that he would gather at this time, but none of the other members of the Qingyin Department saw him. Instead, he had been standing here for 20 minutes.

"Hey~ Bai Sang~"

A familiar shout made Dongfang Bai's eyes light up, and he immediately turned his eyes to that direction. Ritsu Tanaka was casually dressed in casual clothes, and beside him was the shy Akiyama Mio.

The two of them also looked a little different from usual. It was estimated that they were also pulled by Yamanaka Sakako and put on a little makeup. Akiyama Mio looked at this direction in a panic, and covered his face intentionally or unintentionally.

He was obviously very beautiful, but he still wanted to cover it up, Dongfang Bai couldn't help but chuckle.

"I've been waiting for you for a long time, where have you all gone?"

"Oh, I'm so sorry. When I was about to go out, I found that the gas at home was not turned off, so I hurried back to turn it off, and Mio stayed with me because I was with me..."

Ritsu Tani scratched the back of her head embarrassedly, but she couldn't see what she was embarrassed about at all.

"And what about them?"

"I don't know what Wei said, but it seems that Azimiao and Tsumugi have already entered the guild hall, and they seem to be wearing makeup inside." Akiyama Mio pointed to the door of the guild hall next to him, and looked at Dongfang Bai with some doubts.

Oriental White: ? ? ?

"Didn't you say that you meet at the entrance of the clubhouse?"

"No, didn't Xiao Zuohe also say something at the time, 'Oh, this cake is so delicious, this cup of milk tea... oh yes, by the way, why don't you just go in early' or something like that?"

"Although Mr. Sawako was eating cake at the time, what he said was a little unclear." Akiyama Mio reminded kindly.

Hearing this sentence, Dongfang Bai's face turned from white to black, and the blue veins on his forehead burst out, as if it was a 'well'. So he was seen at the gate for 20 minutes for nothing?

Thinking of this made his heart hurt.

"Haha, Bai Sang doesn't know it all the time, and then just stands at the door..."

"Stop talking, hurry in." Dongfangbai's face turned black, and he walked quickly into the hall with his guitar on his back.

The staff passage is located on the right side of the hall, and there are a lot of guests today. Dongfangbai estimated that there were at least a thousand people in the auditorium. This live is really not a small scale.

"Let's see... here it is! It's this one." Akiyama Mio pointed out the dressing room No. 007 in front of him, which was a special dressing room for them to have an "after-school tea party".

A few people walked quickly into the dressing room, and as soon as they entered, they saw a young girl with flaxen and yellow hair holding her cheeks in her hands, posing in a strange pose, and in front of her was a petite girl in a delicate costume, showing her teeth and claws. following her.

"...?"

As soon as Dongfang Bai and the three came in, the two of them found them, and the picture froze in an instant.

"You guys, is this here?"

"For nothing...Senior Bai! Misunderstanding, Senior Tsumugi and I are just doing things to relieve tension, that's why we are like this!" Azusa Nakano was in a panic, trying to explain, dancing and trying to explain, the movement of the two just now was really joyful Now, she doesn't want to be misunderstood.

"Uh-huh."

Kotobuki Tsumugi also put down that strange and somewhat cute pose, and nodded earnestly. The eldest lady has also dressed up seriously today, with delicate headbands on both sides of her long hair, and her cheeks are very cute.

Both of them were wearing costumes with black background and purple embellishment, the same color but different styles. It can be seen how hard Kazuko Zuoyama made the clothes.

"Have you all changed into your costumes?" Tanaka Riku was surprised. The costumes of the Light Sound Department were made of a complete set of black and purple according to Yamanaka's Kazuko.

"Well, because I came earlier, I have been sitting here since I changed my clothes." Azusa Nakano nodded, hearing her words, Dongfang Bai seemed to remember some bad memory and the corner of his mouth twitched slightly.

"Pfft, Tsumugi, Zi, let me tell you a funny thing, Bai Sang, he stood at the door for 20 minutes, and he was always approached by the young lady. It's embarrassing, hahahaha~"

"Don't talk too much." Dongfang Bai reached out and tapped Ritsu's forehead lightly with a dark face. She was completely painless, and Mio's usual attacks were much more violent than this.

"Pfft, it's a bit..." Nakano Azusa wanted to hold back her laughter, but she couldn't help it when Kotatsu Tsumugi next to her smiled, her face flushed red, and her petite and lovely body trembled because of her holding back her laughter.

"...Laugh if you want."

Dongfang Bai sat on the chair beside him with his forehead on his back. I really don't know why he would have such a teacher, talking about important things while drinking tea. In other words, why everyone except him can understand what that sentence means. what.

Chapter 63 I'd rather strangle myself [For automatic subscription]

"Eh? Are you saying that Bai Jun, you were approached by four big sisters, and all of them were mature big sisters, and you were stabbed by a lot of passing men with 'envy, jealousy and hatred' for 20 minutes. It means that Bai Jun, you have the potential to eat soft rice!"

When the few people were idle and had nothing to chat, Dongfang Bai casually talked about the fact that he had stood at the door for 20 minutes. The several girls in front of him smiled and laughed, with tears in the corners of their eyes, and their shoulders were shaking.

"Ryu, what did you just say?" Dongfang Bai smiled, but this smile was dangerous no matter how he looked at it, Tian Zhonglu immediately stopped laughing, coughed and sat on the ground sternly.

"How can we laugh at Bai Jun! We are companions! The so-called companions are meant to help each other?!"

"Yeah, Ritsu-chan! This is the companion."

Qin Fengzumi stood up and looked at her affectionately. After two people looked at each other for a second, they shouted each other's names and clenched each other's hands. That acting gesture would be a waste of talent.

After changing into her costumes, Akiyama Mio came out of the dressing room and helped her little black top hat that was wobbly on her head. As soon as she came out, she blushed and covered her thighs.

"Why, why is the skirt so short...?"

"Because this is the clothes made by Teacher Zuohezi." Dongfang Bai complained without emotion. He really felt that Zuokazu Yamanaka was not a mortal person. How did she exquisitely grasp everyone's measurements and other information to make clothes.

Obviously she had never helped them measure their bodies, but the clothes they made fit so well, it was really scary.

He was wearing a cyberpunk-style performance suit with a layer of flowing gauze. Yamanaka Kazuko was worthy of being the captain of the heavy metal band at that time. He really didn't say anything about the taste of this style of clothes. .

"It looks like everyone is ready?" Yamanaka Kazuko opened the door of the dressing room with both hands on her chest. She saw the exquisite costumes on several people, her eyes lit up, and she nodded with satisfaction.

"Not yet, Wei hasn't come yet." Dongfang Bai rolled his eyes and stared at Yamanaka Zuokazu, he would never forget why he stood at the door for 20 minutes in vain.

"Yeah, Yui hasn't come yet?!" Tani Zhonglu, who had been immersed in Akiyama Mio's cute appearance, suddenly realized, she almost forgot that the band was missing a guitar lead singer and was not here.

"Yi...? Oh my God, hasn't she come yet?" Yamanaka Kazuko rubbed her forehead, feeling a little bit of a headache. She seemed to have seen Yui Hirazawa sleeping under the quilt in a distant room.

"That idiot." Dongfang Bai sighed lightly, and slowly took out his mobile phone from his pocket and dialed Ping Zeyou's number. He knew that at this time, there was absolutely no way anyone would answer the call to Wei, so it was the most reliable way to call You. .

"Hello? It's You, can you see if your sister is still sleeping? The show is about to start." Dongfang Bai took the phone and got connected as soon as it aired, and You thought that his sister was too early. I've already left, and I'm still sleeping.

"Really, can that kid come over here?" Yamanaka Kazuko walked around the room anxiously. If Yui couldn't make it later, the position of the guitar and lead singer as the core of the team would be vacant. At that time But it's over.

"Then this time..."

Yamanaka Zuokazu's eyes flashed with a 'fierce' light, staring at Dongfang Bai, who was staring at him. His body trembled, and he almost thought that Zuohezi was going to tear him apart.

"Bai Jun, isn't your role showing at this time? If you don't catch up later, you will be the lead singer!" Yamanaka Zuo Kazuko stretched out his index finger and shook it in front of Dongfang Bai, speaking earnestly. .

"Wait, do you want me to sing like Slippery Eggs?" Dongfang Bai's expression changed, and if you let him sing cute songs that are obviously girls, it would be better to kill him, not to mention This time, his sister will come to see him.

If he was seen singing this cute song with a serious face on stage, he would rather strangle himself with the strings of his guitar.

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"Then what can you do? You can't let Mio sing, she can't sing all of it alone." Yamanaka Kazuko spread his hands helplessly, but no matter how you look, you can see the raised corners of her mouth. A slight arc.

This guy, absolutely would love to see him sing that kind of song on stage...

"Bad teacher." Dongfang Bai complained with a black face, and then continued to make a phone call. He definitely didn't want to be the lead singer.

…

"There are so many people, Qiong, you have to follow me closely."

Tsushima was holding a laptop in his hands, and the computer screen showed an unknown person wearing the mask of "Magic Girl Meruru", while Kasugano Dome stood aside with a bunny puppet expressionlessly.

0............

The two of them have been around here for a long time, but they still haven't found the front row, and can only barely see the big stage in front from the back row.

"There's still thirty minutes left for my brother's performance."

Izumi Sagiri glanced at the time and reminded that she is now using the computer's camera to observe the situation here. If she is allowed to come to such a crowded place, she might faint.

"However, it's really noisy here..." Haruhi Ye Qiong frowned his beautiful eyebrows with an impatient look on his face, and his delicate and cute little face was like a finely carved rag doll.

Her silver hair is wearing a plush hat with a bow, and she is holding the familiar black rabbit puppet in her hand. From the appearance alone, she is no more than 14 years old, but her actual age is actually higher than that of the East. Bai is only a few months younger.

"Also, I'm older than you, so you should call me my sister." Kasuga Ye Qiu seemed to mind the subconsciousness of Tsushima's practice of treating herself as a 'sister', obviously her age was about the same as Dongfang Bai's. , why is she like a younger sister compared to Xiaobu.

"..." Kasuga Ye Qiong subconsciously glanced at Xiaobu's chest, well, although her 'sister' is slightly inferior in terms of stature, of course she is mentally older.

[ps: The author is also going home for the Chinese New Year...] Fan.

Chapter 64 This is the so-called backdoor 【Seeking automatic subscription】

"How's it going?" Azusa Nakano approached Dongfang Bai's side and asked worriedly, and he shook the phone in his hand with a subtle expression, and said softly.

"Wei seems to have slept because the alarm clock is broken, and now she's rushing here in a panic, wearing clothes, I hope she won't fall on the road or be attracted by the kittens and dogs on the side of the road. already."

"Ah, if it was her, she would." Ritsu Tanaka nodded confidently. She seemed to have seen a certain dog who was naturally running on the road and was attracted by the passing puppy. Run over to touch people and forget the time.

"Even if it's Yu-senpai, you shouldn't be so confused...?" Azusa Nakano said with some uncertainty, and she suddenly became a little less confident.

And "073" at this time, Hirazawa Yui, who was in the distance, trotted on the sidewalk with her Jitai on her back. Her face was full of anxiety, and she shouted in distress as she ran: "Why does the alarm clock break? what…"