My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

"No problem, I'm ready to meet my parents!" Dongfang Bai sat upright, fortunately there was a reason for Wugeng Liuli's parents to meet him before, so he had some experience, at least not when they met later So panicked.

"Yeah." Tongsu Zhendong also nodded, and she also felt that it would be too embarrassing to sit with Dongfang Bai all the time, because she had never been in a relationship at all, and she had no idea how couples got along.

"Okay, as soon as my sister borrows your computer, I'll call my mother..."

Kirisu Miharu hummed a little tune and turned on Kirisu Madong's computer to start the operator. At this time, Dongfang Bai took the opportunity to get up next to Kirisu Madong and asked softly, "Are you okay, teacher?"

"No problem..." Tongsu Madong swallowed a mouthful of saliva. It was the first time that Dongfang Bai saw this Fengzhizaki's ice beauty actually look like this, and the ice beauty would be afraid of other people. It was too strong.

This can't help but let Dongfang Bai start to imagine who Kirisu Mato's mother is, who makes this superwoman so jealous. Could it be a type like Mrs. Yukinoshita? ? .

Chapter 46 Earth-flavored love words max 【For automatic subscription】

"Dongfang, you will try your best to say some ambiguous words later to make my mother believe more..." Tongsu Mayu took a deep breath, her green pupils gradually lost their anxiety, and she stared a little absently in the distance.

"Teacher, are you sure?"

"Okay, in order to be more real, call me by my name..." Kirisu Mafuyu blushed slightly. It was the first time she was directly called "Mafuyu" by a man other than her relatives, and she was not used to it.

Hearing Tongsu Madong's serious words, Dongfang Bai nodded, and he suddenly felt that the combination of super earthy love words of the Celestial Dynasty that he had treasured for many years was useful! !

"Hey, strange...how is this done?" Kirisu Miharu fiddled with her for a long time, but she still hadn't connected the video call. She seemed to be not very good at this kind of electronic technology.

"I'll do it." Dongfang Bai leaned over and quickly clicked a few places with the mouse, and a video window popped up. This skillful movement made Kirisu Miharu's eyes light up.

"Amazing!"

"It's okay, okay..." Dongfang Bai scratched his cheeks with a blushing face, and he was looked at with such admiration even after just operating the computer, which made him a little embarrassed.

"Ah connected."

As soon as the words fell, Tongsu Zhendong immediately sat next to Dongfang Bai, sitting shoulder to shoulder, and he was stunned by the appearance of sitting upright.

"Hey hey hey? Can you hear me?"

On the computer screen suddenly flashed a figure of a woman with long cherry pink hair tied into a unilateral long braid hanging from her left shoulder. The other party waved at this, and Kirisu Miharu also waved back happily.

"Mom~ I can hear you!"

"...!! Mom, long time no see." Kirisu Mafuyu's expression was very stiff, although she wanted to try her best to keep smiling, but because she had been stern in front of students for a long time, she didn't even know how to smile now.

"Xiao Zhendong's expression is still so serious, obviously she is talking to her mother with her little boyfriend~"." Tongsu's mother on the other side of the phone seemed to have long been used to her daughter's serious face, and instead laughed.

"Hello Aunt! My name is Dongfang Bai..."

Dongfang Bai greeted the other party with a smile. When he saw Kirisu Madong's mother's hairstyle, his face changed a bit. I have to say that this hairstyle is really dangerous.

"What a handsome boy, where did you come from, Xiao Zhendong? It's not one of your students, right?" Tongsu's mother's eyes lit up the moment she saw him.

click.

Dongfang Bai clearly felt Tongsu Madong's delicate body trembling next to him. In order to avoid being interrogated, he immediately began to cover up and said, "How is it possible, I met Madong by chance again."

"Eh? Tell me, tell me, how did you two meet? Mom, I'm very curious about how Xiao Zhendong's heart was captured~" Tongsu's mother heard this sentence and did not find Tongsu Zhendong's problem. , All attention was placed on Dongfang Bai.

"Cough, it was a cloudy day. I was sitting in the coffee shop in despair because of a failure in something. At this moment, Xiao Zhendong appeared. She enlightened me like an angel, and we also met through this. !"

Dongfang Bai's expression was vivid, as if it really happened. He opened his eyes and said nonsense. Tongsu Ma Dong couldn't help but open his mouth to express his amazement.

"After that, I fell in love with Mafuyu madly, and then pursued it, and finally she was also moved by me..."

"Oh~ this is still a fateful encounter, so Bai Jun, do you like Xiao Zhendong very much?"

"No, I don't like it."

"Huh?" The three of them, including Tongsu Madong, were stunned at the same time, especially the teacher, her face was pale with fright, and her pupils had lost their brilliance, staring at Dongfang Bai, even if he didn't look in her direction, he could feel it. To the terrifying sight behind.

"I don't like her, I just love her deeply!"

"Pfft..." Tong Xu Zhendong's pretty face blushed, she didn't expect her student to speak such straightforward words directly, her heart couldn't help beating violently.

Good soil! Super dirty! Dongfang Bai feels that it is amazing that he can say such dirty love words without changing his face, but such words are outrageous in the heaven and earth, but in Neon, they are good at flirting with girls.

The cultural astonishment is so outrageous!

"Oh, it scared me to death." Tongsu's mother laughed across the screen, she felt that this handsome boy had a 'fun' that didn't quite match his appearance.

"By the way, Ma Dong, have you gained a little weight recently?"

Tongsu's mother suddenly said a word, if someone else said this sentence, Tongsu Mayu might be very angry, but this was what her mother said, so she couldn't get angry at all.

"'~ No, I have lost weight..." Kirisu Mafuyu is very sure that she has not gained weight at all, it must be her mother's illusion, and she is still very concerned about the control of her body.

"Zhendong, you'd better not lose weight." Dongfang Bai turned to look at her, and said with a smile.

"Huh? Why?"

"Because I don't want to see you lose even an ounce of righteousness."

When Dongfang Bai finished saying this, he already felt that the goose bumps on his backpack had already started, and his scalp was numb. The power of this earthy love story that has been treasured for many years is very good.

Even Kirisu Mafuyu was completely dumbfounded.

"Haha~ Seeing that your relationship with Xiaobai and Xiao Zhendong is so good, my mother is relieved, huh, I was worried that you lied to avoid the blind date, it seems that you found a good one (Li Zhao) man."

Tongxu's mother smiled and winked at Tongsu Zhendong, and Dongfang Bai was relieved at this time, but in order to help the other party fool the parents, he even brought out the ultimate trick of earth-flavored love.

If you still can't get past it, it will be a bit difficult.

"Okay, okay, let's talk about it here first, and then wait for you to go home for the New Year and have a good chat. Maybe in two years, you will get married and give me a grandson." Tongsu's mother showed a smile, After saying hello, he hung up the phone.

"Huh..." Tong Xu Zhendong was relieved. If you look closely, there is still a cold sweat on her forehead. She was really scared just now, but fortunately she was fooled.

But it's impossible to have a grandson or something. Although she's fooled now, she will definitely reveal her secrets in two years. She must find a 'real' boyfriend as soon as possible.

Chapter 47 No driver's license [For automatic subscription]

"It seems that Mom is very satisfied with Brother Bai!" Kirisu Miharu looked at the closed video call and showed a smile.

But it is true, even she, a young college student, thinks that Dongfangbai is super handsome, and her personality is good. Even her sister Tongsu Madong's cold and beautiful personality can be captured by him, doesn't it mean that she is excellent? ?

"Cough, it's okay." Dongfang Bai smiled slightly, he was just thinking that this matter was finally over, and it was great that he didn't wear a gang until the end.

"It's about to have lunch, why don't I invite you out to eat?" Kirisu Mafuyu gradually relaxed after the incident, and the most important thing was solved, referring to her usual "ice beauty" state.

"Not so good...?" Dongfang Bai glanced at Kirisu Miharu next to him from the corner of his eye, and the other party tilted his head in confusion, as if he didn't feel that something was wrong at all.

"It doesn't matter." Tong Xu Zhendong nodded seriously. Dongfang Bai came to help her so much. If she didn't repay him, she would be very uncomfortable, but she couldn't think of how to repay her for a while...

OK! It happened that my sister and brother Bai went to two people's time together!

Tongsu Miharu just thought of this sentence, Tongsu Mayu cast a glance at her and said, "Miharu, you come too."

"Eh? 057??" Why did she want to be with her too, wouldn't it be a huge human-shaped light bulb with its own flash? ?

"Yeah, let's come with Meichun too." Dongfang Bai also agreed, of course she had to be with her. If it turns out that he and Tongsu Madong go to dinner together, wouldn't it be almost like a date? ?

"Then let me drive."

As soon as the words fell, Dongfang Bai and Kirisu Miharu both had subtle changes in their expressions, but this person can't be allowed to drive casually, but she is like Kagurazaka Ayame, even on a straight road. Drifting woman.

"Sister!!! Why don't you let your brother-in-law come and drive! Na, right, brother-in-law?" Kirisu Miharu's slightly terrified expression seemed to be seeing something very terrifying, with a strong desire to survive.

Who is your brother-in-law? ?

Dongfang Bai and Tong Xu Zhendong shouted in their hearts at the same time, but Dongfang Bai refused immediately: "Cough, no, I don't have a driver's license."

"Eh?! Don't have a driver's license yet? I thought..." I thought that someone as good as my brother-in-law (aeej) would definitely have a driver's license. Kirisu Miharu didn't say this, because Kirisu Mafuyu was on the side. The eyes have lost their highlights, which is very scary.

Why? ! She shouldn't have done anything to make her sister angry? ?

"Sorry, because I don't have time to take the exam." Dongfang Bai smiled bitterly, but it was because he was not old enough to take the exam at all.

"Then there is no way, let's go over."

Tong Xu Zhendong picked up a strand of delicate cherry-pink hair by her ear. The movement was extremely beautiful. Dongfang Bai was a little fascinated by it for a while, but when the other party found out, she even glared at him with a red face. at a glance.

No, I was accidentally discovered when I was peeking.

Dongfang Bai, who noticed this, immediately turned his attention, but Kirisu Mafuyu was really beautiful, and his mature charm really attracted him, so he was fascinated by it.

The three of them went out together and decided to have lunch at a nearby cafe. The moment Dongfang Bai walked through the door of the cafe, he wanted to leave.

Sitting by the window on the edge of the cafe, a young girl with bright blue silk sat there. She was wearing the school uniform of the Toyonozaki High School, with one hand supporting her chin, wearing a white headband, a beautiful face, drinking wine. The red pupils exuded sleepiness.

The girl's figure is even equal to that of Kirisu Mayu, who is beside him, and her slender legs are covered with black silk, which does not hide her charm.

"I..." Dongfang Bai almost broke out without a word, why did he meet Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu in the coffee shop again, and the other party seemed to have discovered this side and stared at him for two seconds.

The corners of Shiyu's mouth rose up, and her tired eyes suddenly took on a gleam. She looked at Dongfang Bai's position and felt a little surprised, but when she saw Tongsu Madong and Miharu beside him, the expression on her face changed again. turned into surprise.

Junior, are you with Kirsu-sensei now?

Has this humanoid self-propelled planter finally started to attack Kirisu Mafuyu? Kasumigaoka Shiyu looks like a literary girl with a quiet and beautiful appearance, but she is thinking about very bad things in her mind.

"What's wrong? Dong... Bai." Tongsu Madong almost forgot that she and Dongfang Bai were still a 'couple', and quickly changed his words.

"It's nothing." Dongfang Bai resisted the thought that he wanted to complain in his heart, and after holding it for a long time, he still opened his mouth, but Tongsu Zhendong didn't see anything different at all, and sat in the store with him.

Damn it, Mr. Tongsu usually stares at his small movements in class, isn't it very good, why didn't you see Shiyu of Kasumigaoka in the store today, it's too outrageous.

In fact, Kirisu Mafuyu couldn't panic now, because she was too concerned that she and Dongfangbai looked like a couple, so she didn't notice Shiyu Kasumigaoka at the edge of the store at all.

Dongfang Bai, who was sitting in his seat, suddenly felt his mobile phone vibrate. The sound was caused by news from Line. He quickly picked it up and glanced at it. The sender's id was 'Sister Shiyu'.

[I didn't expect that you had already hooked up with the teacher after not coming to Xiujin for a while? As expected of the sea king, I cast a net to catch fish and caught the teacher.]

Dongfang Bai dared to be sure that this black-bellied senior must be laughing at the back now.

[Senpai, this is a misunderstanding, it’s just that Kirsu-sensei is just asking me to have a meal in order to thank me for helping her.]

【Is that so? I'm really sorry for the misunderstanding, but my writing has been a bit of a bottleneck recently. I want to ask Mr. Yakumo, do you have time? 】

The corners of Shiyu's mouth rose up, and there was a hint of softness in her eyes. To be honest, she has been troubled by writing recently, and she has no inspiration at all in terms of new works.

"Huh..." Dongfang Bai breathed a sigh of relief, but there is nothing wrong with this kind of request, and it is quite relaxed.

[Then, the Western gentleman will come to my house to teach me, the best effect is to ask for advice face to face].

Chapter 48 The image of the ice beauty no longer exists 【For automatic subscription】

"Hum hum hum~" Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu was in a good mood, drank the remaining coffee in his cup in one gulp, then immediately picked up his laptop and left the cafe quickly.

Although he would not refuse when she usually went to Dongfang Bai to inquire about novels, he really didn't want to trouble the other party more, and Shiyu of Kasumigaoka preferred this feeling.

"Brother-in-law, you seem to be a little strange from the beginning." Kirisu Miharu sat opposite Dongfang Bai and watched his expression change quite wonderfully, so she was very confused.

He looked elsewhere for a moment, frowned for a moment, and then suddenly relaxed again.

"Is there, I just suddenly thought of something interesting." Dongfang Bai's eyes followed the back of Xiazhiqiu Shiyu walking out, and he was relieved until the girl's back completely disappeared from sight.

However, Shiyu of the Hill of Xia just walked past them abruptly, and Tongsu Madong still didn't find it...

"Brother-in-law, look! There's an event in this store today, and you can get beer when you place an order!" Kirisu Miharu's beautiful green eyes lit up, and Dongfangbai's face turned pale when he heard the word 'beer', and he suddenly had some bad memories.

Thinking that he was sleeping with a group of writers on the Fairy Island, and seeing them all became weird after drinking alcohol, and some of them simply went crazy with alcohol, so he always kept a distance from the word "wine".

However, a calm and mature adult like Kirisu-sensei shouldn't be alcoholic.

After a few minutes.

"Hello, your food is ready." The waiter, a beautiful young lady in a black uniform in the cafe, bent her eyes and smiled, bowed politely, and then turned around and left.

The three of them ordered more luxurious packages, and Kirisu Mafuyu ordered some expensive things just to thank them.

"Sa! Brother-in-law doesn't drink beer?" Tongsu Michun put a tube of beer with a snowflake pattern in front of Dongfangbai, and Dongfangbai twitched the corner of his mouth. The moment he was about to reach for it, was suddenly snatched by Tongsu Madong. gone.

"No! You can't drink." Tongsu Madong was like a wife supervising her husband, snatching the beer from Dongfang Bai's hand, because in the eyes of her "teacher", minors are absolutely not allowed to drink!

"But if you don't drink it, it's a waste, right?" Kirisu Miharu snickered aside, her sister is really cute now, completely different from the serious and serious sister she knew.

"...I drink!" Tongsu Madong hesitated for a while, and finally chose to open the lid of the can of beer and take a sip. Dongfang Bai could clearly see that her cheeks were starting to turn a little red.

Not really, is this just one bite? ? ?

"Ma Dong, if you're not good at drinking, don't drink it." Dongfang Bai kindly advised her, he didn't expect the other party's drinking capacity to be not good enough, and his face flushed a little after just one sip.