My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

"call."

Dongfang Bai let out a breath. He was actually quite tired. In order to win this game, he had been using the blood-red light ball in his brain to start reviewing those chess routines.

So my wife Yuno was not losing to him, to be precise, but to those chess masters.

"Yeah! Yakumo-sensei's eternal god!" Kagurazaka Iris stood up and waved his fists with a happy expression on his face.

"Sister Acorus, that..." Dongfang Bai pointed at the barbecue grill with a black face. At this time, Kagurazaka Iris and Kerna Yuta looked at the direction he pointed.

Above the barbecue grill, the plump and bright red barbecue had turned black like coke, and there was an unknown substance like a cardboard shell on it, and the faces of the two of them turned black all of a sudden.

"I... my precious barbecue!"

"Totally forgot..."

Because I paid too much attention to the battle here, all the barbecued meats on it were roasted into black shells. In the end, Kagurazaka Ayame could only throw away the charred barbecued meats with tears and ordered a new plate.

"And then, this is the prize of our shop. It's a two-person amusement park ticket for couples. This ticket can be used for many purposes! If there is less... if the owner has a girlfriend, you can bring your cute girlfriend to play together!"

My wife Yuna handed Dongfang Bai a couple's ticket and left quickly, for fear that if she stayed here, she would be seen to be different.

"Running so fast..." Dongfang Bai complained, and then looked at the amusement park ticket in his hand.

"I've never been to an amusement park outside Gancheng... but a double ticket." Suddenly he thought of a good idea, and the corner of his mouth raised slightly. This Sunday, he was going to go on a date with Wugeng Liuli. Paradise tickets?

"Huh? Did the news spread so fast...?"

Kagurazaka Ayame's sudden astonished cry attracted the attention of Dongfang Bai and Kerr Nayuta, and the two of them said in unison, "What news?"

"Of course it's the news of Yakumo-sensei's new work published this Sunday, that is, tomorrow! Bunko wants to publish the new work as soon as possible, but I want to complete the process of printing and sending it to the bookstore in one day..."

"'~One... in one day?" Kerr Nayuta was a little surprised. It was a bit reluctant to finish printing books and periodicals in one day, and they had to send them to the bookstore. Even if they could really do this in one day, light The number of novels is definitely not enough, right?

"It doesn't matter, Mr. Erromanga and Mr. Yakumo, who are in charge of illustration, have already handed over the manuscript, and I sent it to printing as soon as I got it. Those in the logistics will not die overnight."

"Squeeze low-level employees, capital of all evil...!" Kerr Nayuta shouted with a dark face. As soon as she said these words, Kagurazaka Ayame grinned and said with a natural expression on her face.

"Hmph~ Mr. Nayuta, you are still too young. Although it is said that they are asked to work overtime, these are all voluntary participations, and all the logistics staff are voluntary..."

"Really or fake...?" Dongfang Bai (Nuo Nuo Hao) doubted, would anyone really take the initiative to work overtime?

"Of course it's true. Although they didn't want to work overtime when I first said they were going to work overtime, they all agreed when they heard that it was for Teacher Yakumo to print a new work. How's it going, isn't it amazing?"

"Amazing hammer!?"

It seemed that seeing Dongfang Bai's appearance made Kagurazaka Iris a little dissatisfied, she waved her hand helplessly, took out her phone and opened Twitter, handed it to him, and said, "How popular is your new work, don't you? Don't you have self-knowledge? Everyone is your fan shop."

Dongfang Bai took her mobile phone with a skeptical attitude. The first item on it was the 'latest notice' released by Dengeki Library an hour ago, but if you look closely, isn't this release time the same time he handed in the manuscript! ?

Has the notification been sent out the next second after submitting the manuscript? .

Chapter 92 This old thief is not at ease 【For automatic subscription】

[Yakumo White's new work: The fate series "Magic Girl Illya" is confirmed to be on sale at major bookstores tomorrow at 10:00 noon! 】

The Electric Shock Library is not ambiguous. It is a key sentence directly. There is no other language that is miscellaneous. One sentence summarizes all the important positions of the entire message.

"The speed at which this comment is refreshed is really exaggerated, as expected of a senior!" Kerr Nayuta glanced at the fast-paced information on Dongfangbai's mobile phone. The speed of these information leaps was so fast that she couldn't even see it clearly. It is directly refreshed to the next one.

"At this time, just look at the ones with the highest number of likes."

Dongfang Bai slid to the hot comment area skillfully, and the comments here are indeed much better than before. He glanced at it casually, and sure enough, they were all complaining about the theme of 'Magic Girl', and some old fans of fate in tears.

[Teacher Yakumo wrote a biography of Ilya, he has no pigeons, my youth is back...]

[The Illya Party has the blue sky above its head, and the blue sky above its head. I always thought that this old thief was fooling us. In fact, I didn’t plan to write Illya’s biography at all. I didn’t expect 993 to give us such a big surprise.]

【Bai Bao, mother loves you~】

[Wait, let’s not say Ilia or Ilia, just look at the first four words…]

【Fuck, Magical Girl】

Some old fans of fate subconsciously ignored the four words in front of them. They only knew that this was a rumor of fate, they only knew about Illya in the back, and they had absolutely no idea what the magical girl in front of them meant.

And those old readers who have watched more and read both fate and "Magic Girl Madoka" at the same time, naturally have a difficult expression to see an expression that seems to eat a whole fly, which is very terrifying.

[This old thief must have no good intentions, so he used the original fate book to be full of blades, and coupled with the "Yakumo-style" magical girl, how do I feel that this is a rumor that the Illya party collectively jumped into the river...]

This comment was very pertinent and was recognized by most people, so it was immediately pushed to the top, and the number of likes increased wildly at an unimaginable speed, and this comment began to make people suspicious.

Wouldn't this Yakumo be really uneasy?

"Hey, what does it mean to be uneasy, this is a good welfare..." Dongfang Bai's face was a little subtle, and there was one thing that the Magical Girl Ilya series did have a little blade in addition to the late stage, but the early and mid-term were quite normal and they were all cute and healing. .

This kind of 'welfare' is rare in the entire fate series. These people still questioned his innocence, which smeared his innocence and failed his good intentions...

"Yakumo-sensei, your expression is a little dangerous." Kagurazaka Iris watched Dongfang Bai's face gradually return to dullness, and the more bland this person looked, the more wrong she felt.

"Forget it, anyway, there is a new work to be released later, so I'll change it a little bit..." Dongfang Bai muttered to himself, although Kagurazaka Iris couldn't hear it at all, but he always felt something was wrong.

There must be something wrong with him!

"Speaking of which, how is your new work? It will be submitted within this month." Kagurazaka Ayame smiled slightly. She rested her chin with one hand and skillfully picked up the barbecue stuffed with chopsticks with the other. into the mouth.

"It will be delivered."

"Speaking of which, I haven't heard of what type of light novel you plan to write. You only said that it is a new work that combines 'science' and 'magic', which makes people a little curious."

Kagurazaka Ayame squinted suspiciously at Dongfang Bai's cheeks, as if trying to see something different from his face.

"You guys want to know? (aeei

"Mmmm!" Dongfang Bai looked at the curious expressions of the two girls staring at him, helplessly sighed, and then sat up straight with a mysterious expression.

"It's called "Magic Forbidden Book Catalog". When Dongfang Bai said the name of this light novel, there was a flash of nostalgia in his eyes.

There are superpowers in the scientific world, magic in the magical world, reality and non-reality. The seemingly incompatible worldviews are intertwined. On one side is the Academy City with super-advanced technology and full of machines, and on the other side is the magical world full of the Bible and alchemy.

It is a light novel with such a grand setting. It was a smash hit in the world before Dongfang Bai's rebirth, but the earth in this parallel world does not have this work, and naturally there is no 'Hippo Typewriter'.

Although it is said that this work was a smash hit, but because the background setting is too grand, even the author himself could not control it in the end, and the combat power and so on began to collapse.

Therefore, if Dongfang Bai wants to write this work in this parallel world, he must do a large amount of magic changes to ensure that the storyline will not collapse like a certain author.

Although the collapse of the work is a point of criticism, its charm and ability to attract money were unrivaled at the time. As long as Dongfang Bai solves the problem of setting collapse, this work may not be able to improve to a higher level.

"Magic Forbidden Book List? It sounds like a fantasy style, but what is the 'Forbidden Book List'..." Kagurazaka Ayame, as the editor-in-chief of Dengeki Bunko, has read thousands or thousands of light novels. I have seen all kinds of things.

She has seen all those strange names, but compared to the previous light novel "Dongfang Porject" and "fate", the title of this light novel is simply too normal, and she is not used to it.

According to Dongfang Bai's naming style, shouldn't this be something like 'magicbanned', this name that fits the public makes her very surprised.

"I've already begun to wonder what kind of story it is. Then it's time to wait for your manuscript. I hope you don't write anything to fool me." Kagurazaka Iris laughed, and then patted Dongfang hard. white shoulders.

Thanks to his sturdy body, if he changed his body and was almost slapped twice with such force, he would have cried out in pain.

"Don't worry, Nayuta, do you want me to give you a copy before the release?"

"Please sign it for me!" Kerr Nayuta's eyes lit up and she nodded in surprise.

However, this work is not that simple, at least in terms of magic reform, Dongfang Bai will not be merciful.

Chapter 93 Of course it's a date? 【Seeking automatic subscription】

In the early morning, Dongfang Bai came out of the bathroom, wearing a shirt that smelled of the sun just now. His black hair was wet and stuck to his face, as if he had just come out of the shower.

"Well, it should be almost the same." Dongfang Bai glanced at himself in the mirror, because he looked a little more handsome after taking a bath. I don't know if it was his illusion. He wiped the water droplets on his head with the towel in his hand and walked towards the living room.

"Morning, Qiong." Dongfang Bai smiled and greeted the silver-haired girl who was sitting on the sofa in the living room with two long white legs. She didn't answer, and Dongfang Bai thought she answered in her heart.

Although she still likes to ignore people, but it is much better than before. Now she has learned to take the initiative to run out and sit on the sofa and watch TV. Compared with the previous time when she did not leave the room at all~ Self-isolation looks better. Not a lot.

"Woo~" The long orange-haired hugger scratched his sleepy hair, walked downstairs in a daze, squinted his eyes and greeted Dongfang Bai with a sleepy look on his face.

"Good morning Ernie-chan..."

"Strange, you and Qiongqi are both very early today." Dongfang Bai glanced at Kasuga Yeqiong and Tujianbu. Shouldn't they both fall asleep and wake up naturally, not to mention they are lazy Lazy vacation, not to mention getting up early.

"Well, it's been a long time since I had a good night's sleep~" Tsushima stretched his waist cutely, then patted his cheek to wake himself up a little, and then greeted Kasuga No Dome with a warm smile.

"Morning Dome~"

"..." Kasuga Ye Qiong couldn't stand people who were so enthusiastic, especially a girl like Tsushima who exuded the radiance of "currently charged" all over her body, and she couldn't get along with someone like her who was essentially an underdog.

There was no other way, Kasuga Ye Qiong could only nod towards Xiaomai to show that he had heard it. Tsushima was also quite happy to see her like this, and happily sat next to her and watched TV with her.

Kasuga Ye Qiong felt a little uncomfortable and wanted to leave, but after a few hesitations, he finally chose to sit still. Just now, Tu Jianbu actually called her 'Xiao Qiong', which made her very dissatisfied.

She is about the same age as Dongfang Bai. She may be a few months younger than him, but she must be a year older than Mui Tujian, but the other party's name makes it seem like she is the younger sister.

Although Xiaobu has a "little" advantage in height and figure, she is still younger than Qiong.

"It looks like the goblin hasn't woken up yet, so I'm going to go out first. You two look after the house, remember to get along well." Dongfang Bai glanced in the direction of the room and said.

"Okay~"

Tsushima snorted softly, and then skillfully took out snacks such as cola chips, popcorn, etc. from the cabinet under the sofa. Kasuga Ye Qiong's originally indifferent expression began to change a little, and his eyes unconsciously turned towards the snacks. look in the direction.

Although she doesn't get along well with Xiaobu, but she is definitely not worse than her in snacking. Kasuga Yeqiong's frequency of snacking is even less conspicuous than Xiaobu's.

"Don't eat snacks in the morning, wait for the goblin to get up, and eat breakfast obediently."

Dongfang Bai glanced back at the two of them, and spoke in a cold tone. The frightened little buried body trembled, and even Kasuga Ye Qiong, who was beside him, was a little frightened.

Does he still have this expression?

Kasuga Ye Qiong quietly glanced at Dongfang Bai, it is quite rare for Dongfang Bai to show such a stern expression, at least he has always been quite easy-going in front of Qiong.

"Okay!" Tsushima agreed, like a primary school student who was expecting his parents to go out soon so he could play computer secretly.

"Qiong, look at her, I'll go first."

Dongfang Bai warned Kasuga Yeqiong and walked out of the door quickly. He noticed that the footsteps were getting farther and farther, and Xiaobu's heart was also thumping in the air, waiting for the door to 'close'. When it sounded, the corners of Xiaobu's mouth rose immediately.

"...?"

Kasuga Ye Qiong looked at Xiaobu next to him. This guy had no big plans to listen to Dongfang Bai's words at all. He still planned to secretly eat snacks. Because his eyes were too dazzling, Xiaobu looked at Qiong a little embarrassedly.

"Well, Oni-chan has already gone out, we should have a little snack, it shouldn't matter." Tsushima tried to lure Kasuga Nozomi with words, pulling her into his accomplice.

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"What to do?"

"Huh? What do you mean."

"He, what are you going to do?" Realizing that Tsushima didn't understand what he meant, Kasuga Nozomi repeated it clearly. This was the first time she had spoken face-to-face with a perfect girl like Omi.

"Of course it's a date, don't you know?" Xiao Mi frowned. She thought that Kasuga Ye Qiong, as a member of the 'sister', must have known about Dongfang Bai's girlfriend.

"Dating?"

Kasuga Ye Qiong widened her beautiful black pupils, and her slender black eyelashes trembled slightly. Even if she wanted to break her head, she couldn't think of such an answer.

......................

But if you think about it, it's true, because Dongfang Bai is such a good person, even she has to admit it, so it's normal to have a girlfriend.

"What's the matter, are you unhappy?" Xiaobu showed a sly smile, as if he had found something interesting.

"No." Kasuga Ye Qiong's voice was cold, his eyes turned towards the ground, and when he saw her appearance, Somabu seemed to confirm something, showing a thoughtful expression.

"As expected, there is no one who can resist the charm of Ju-gei..."

"Um?"

Kasuga Ye Qiong didn't understand the meaning of this sentence, and raised his head just as he was about to ask, when he was interrupted by Tu Jianbu: "Well, forget about all these things, how about Qiong, do you want to eat with me? Snacks, these are imported high-end snacks, and the taste is super!"

"…"

"I see. You are because your brother just told you not to steal it, but it doesn't matter. Didn't you answer him? Since you didn't answer, it means you didn't agree~"

Kasuga Ye Qiong's eyes widened, she didn't expect that such a wonderful fallacy could be pulled out of the small head buried in the soil, and if she didn't answer it, she didn't agree for a long time.

Chapter 94 Xiaobu comes out and captures it [For automatic subscription]