My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

"Senior?" A familiar and gentle girl's voice came, and even Dongfang Bai didn't need to look back to know who was behind.

Turning his head, he saw black hair and red pupils in front of him. The girl in front of her had long black hair that was familiar with Ji's hair. She was wearing Toyonozaki's school uniform. She held her schoolbag in front of her with both hands. the taste of.

"Liu Li, it's really a coincidence, I actually met you on the way today." Dongfang Bai didn't expect that because he was stopped by Kagurazaka Ayame for a while, he happened to meet Wugeng Liuli by coincidence. .

"Since we met, let's go together, senior (aeei)." Wugeng Liuli showed a charming smile, and decisively stretched out her hand to hold Dongfang Bai's left hand. She did not reject the attack.

And it just so happened that she was going to go to Dongfang Bai to talk about something today, but she didn't expect to bump into it halfway, and just said it in advance when no one else would disturb her.

According to the "destiny" written in the dark notes of her "destinyrecord", she will have a perfect date with Dongfang Bai later, and then...

Thinking of the end, Wugeng Liuli's face became hot, and the tips of her ears were flushed with blood, but because her ears were hidden in her long hair, and her head was always lowered, Dongfang Bai didn't notice it.

"Hey, senpai, was the car that just left by Kagurazaka?"

"Yes, you haven't written any new works recently, haven't she urged you to draft it?" Dongfang Bai was not surprised that the black cat could see the car's ownership at a glance. After all, he was the one who brought the black cat to the electric shock library. Contributed.

"I already have an idea for a new novel..." Wugeng Liuli smiled slightly. Originally, the novels she wrote were always fantasy works, but this time, she wanted to write a campus novel about youthful love.

Not because of other things, but because after establishing a relationship with Dongfang Bai, inspiration bursts out, ideas flow, and a lot of good ideas will come to my mind continuously. Once I start writing, I can't stop at all.

"Is that so, she specifically stopped me to urge the draft today, I was thinking about whether it could be delayed for a few more months..." Dongfang Bai rolled his eyes and sighed, watching the black cat just stretch out a Grabbing his forearm with one hand, he suddenly felt a hint of mischief.

"Ara, senior hasn't started writing a new work yet, but it's already on Twitter... ah!?" Wugeng Liuli let out a rather cute girl scream, because Dongfang Bai directly hugged her waist, startled her.

She almost jumped up like a frightened kitten, her whole body was blown up, so cute that she almost couldn't help but hug her.

Sure enough, teasing black cats is really fun and cute.

"Senior...!" Wugeng Liuli blushed and groaned. She didn't feel that Dongfang Bai was like this before. Sure enough, she said that a boy would definitely turn bad when he had a girlfriend.

"New work, I actually plan to write a rumor about fate first to fool me, but I haven't decided what to write yet. Do you have any clues, Black Cat?"

"...Don't fool around."

Wugeng Liuli sighed lightly, and Dongfang Bai immediately changed the subject, as if nothing had happened just now, but his hand was still half-holding him and he didn't let go, and the black cat was just a little shy and didn't avoid it.

Chapter 73 I must have crossed [For automatic subscription]

"Are you asking me what I think, senior, it would be better for you to read the comments on Twitter first?" Wugeng Liuli's mouth rose up, with a hint of tenderness in her wine-red pupils, and the black-haired girl took it out of her pocket. Take out the phone, then quickly flip to Twitter and hand it to Dongfang Bai.

The first thing I saw was the homepage of 'Yayunbai'. The number of tens of millions of followers on it was really conspicuous. This Yakumobai's account, Dongfangbai, has always been managed by his sister Sagiri. So I haven't seen much.

After a closer look, there are really not many updates, and it seems that there are no replies to the readers' messages. It seems that Sagiri is worried about not sending messages and updates indiscriminately, which will cause bad influence or leave a strange impression on others, so I didn't post anything. thing.

"It's the latest one, the animation promotion of "Magic Girl Madoka", the comments below are 'hilarious'." The black cat smiled slyly, as if he wanted to know what Dongfangbai would show after reading the comments later. Reaction.

"This is..." Dongfang Bai saw the first hot comment. This is the message that the landlord has been replying to himself all the time, and there are hundreds of them all by himself-replying himself alone.

[Today is the second day after Madoka's end, I hope Yakumo-sensei can release a new work sooner]

[Today is the third day of Madoka's end, I'm going to die without fate]

[Today is the 40th day, and the old thief Yakumo has not heard from it for more than a month]

[Today is the eighty-ninth day, does it really exist that there is no news at all during a summer vacation? Could it be that the world has evaporated? ? 】

"This is too patient." Dongfang Bai breathed a sigh of relief. This reader seems to be addicted to reading books. Now he records his day every day, and by the way, it has been stacked more than 100 times.

Other comments are similar, most of them are speculating whether Dongfangbai was arrested in the police station because of gambling, and some people are speculating that Dongfangbai died young in a car accident...

"What is this all about?"

"Does the senior know now?"

Wugeng Liuli covered her mouth with a chuckle, looking at Dongfang Bai's constipated expression with a unique pleasure, it was quite rare to see that calm and gentle boyfriend Sang showing such an interesting reaction.

Dongfang Bai returned the phone to Black Cat, and then opened his Twitter while walking. The moment he opened Twitter, tens of thousands of private messages to him popped up.

He didn't even plan to take a look, because he knew that 99% of these were all reminders.

Ding dong.

Suddenly, the follower account of the Twitter account 'Bayunbai' posted a message, and also specifically @'八云白', some curious Dongfang Bai followed the news and clicked in, it was actually the official account of Dengeki Library...

[Special report: Thank you readers for your support of this library, and a new work will be released in the near future! Please look forward to the latest masterpiece created by the writer "Yakumo Bai" under Bunko! ! ! And at the same time, a new "fate" series of rumors will be released this month, so stay tuned! ...]

Oriental White: ? ? ?

At this moment, he was immediately dumbfounded. Didn't Kagurazaka Iris walk on the front foot for ten minutes? Why is the official Twitter account of Dengeki Bunko even sending out the news of the special report directly.

And he watched it carefully two or three times. Although the whole dynamic was very long, most of them mentioned 'Bayunbai', which was like a separate post for Bayunbai.

"No, this news has already been written, and when will I send it out as soon as I 'agree'?" Dongfang Bai's face darkened, and he suddenly realized that he seemed to have been tricked. .

Good you Kagurazaka calamus, you don't usually look so cunning.

As the head of the three royal families, Dengeki Library is the leader of the light novel library, and its official account is also very illustrious. It took less than a few minutes for the news to be posted, and thousands of comments were already posted.

[Fuck, fuck, fuck... I read that right, old thief Yakumo... The teacher has written a new work! 】

[It's a new work + two new rumored works in the fate series, the youth of the Lord is coming back directly! 】

[Just now on the road, a passerby asked him when the old thief of the Eight Clouds will be updated. He suddenly told me that it will be within a month, haha, how is this possible, I must have traveled to 2020! 】

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[Fate rumor? As for Illya, didn't the old thief say that there will be compensation in the future? What about compensation? What about compensation? It's not fooling us, is it? 】

Comments are rushing to refresh the comment area like a spring, and the horror comment rate that has reached a terrifying one per second appears, and the stalks and jokes are played at the first time. This kind of terrifying comments are all interpreted. a fact.

The ecstasy of readers.

Nonsense, I have been looking forward to it for so long, Yakumo Bai didn't even have a fart news, I don't know, I thought he really disappeared from the world, suddenly there was a new work coming out of his library that was about to be released, and the new rumor will be published in another Release within a month?

This is actually a dynamic of 'time'.

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What is this concept? In the past, whether it was Dongfangbai or Dengeki Library, every time a new work was released, it was a "prediction", and there was no precise time when it was released. This time it was better, and it was written directly within a month.

How can this not be ecstatic?

[I thought before that the old thief Yayun had enough money and was ready to run away. It turned out to be a big surprise for me. From now on, I will be the White Guard, and Mother Baibao loves you~]

"Pfft." Dongfang Bai almost spit out a mouthful of old blood while walking on the road. The number of likes for this comment increased at a speed visible to the naked eye, and in just a few minutes, it was rated as the number one hot comment.

Because of the influence of this comment, all subsequent comments contained the words "Mama Baibao loves you", which almost caused Dongfang Bai to have a brain hemorrhage.

"Senior, your fans are very interesting."

"I think it's better to be normal." Dongfang Bai sighed helplessly. Although the comments from these readers made him a little uncomfortable, there were still a few useful comments.

Like 'Illya'.

"I mentioned before that Illya will have a rumor, so I just wrote it at this time."

"Illya, are you still planning to write a parallel world story around the Holy Grail?" As expected of the black cat who has been a writer for a long time, the guess is very accurate, Dongfang Bai nodded slightly, but revealed a slightly mysterious expression.

"However, it's a little different." Jiu.

Chapter 74 Magical Girl Illya【For automatic subscription】

"The practice of this question is actually very simple. You only need to remember the formula of the knowledge point and you can easily substitute it."

In the blink of an eye, Dongfang Bai had already arrived at the school. Because of the delay on the road, he almost pressed the door of the classroom that he entered. Fortunately, Tongsu Madong just verbally reprimanded him and didn't say anything. .

The bald math teacher on the stage was writing and drawing on the blackboard, the blue-haired girl beside her was wide-eyed for fear of missing a word, and Dongfang Bai was resting his chin with one hand and glanced out the window.

So it's already the second semester of high school, so why hasn't he changed in this position?

"Cough, that classmate? The classmate who is sitting in the last row and the second, please stand up and answer the question?"

Just when Dongfang Baizhuan's "Nine Eighty Zero" was thinking about the question, Fumano Guhashi next to him suddenly stretched out his hand and poked his waist, causing him to look at the other party with some doubts.

"Bai Jun, the teacher asked you to answer the question."

"what is the problem?"

"...the eighth question on page 32 of the textbook."

Dongfang Bai picked up the textbook and quickly flipped through the pages, and when he saw the question, he fluently said the solution and answer with just a glance, causing the math teacher on the podium to cut off the chalk.

In the second year, this guy was still so weird in his studies. It was obvious that the other party in the class he took had never heard of it, but he would always be firmly stuck on the golden throne of the first grade, and no one could surpass it.

"Okay, sit down, the answer is great." The bald teacher said helplessly, and could only turn around and start to explain the question that Dongfang Bai had just solved in more detail.

"Bai Jun, how did you solve it so quickly just now, I have no clue after watching it for a long time, how can you just glance at it..." As the one sitting next to Dongfang Bai, Fumi Guqiao can be said to have watched the whole process. are very clear.

This guy just flipped through the book, and at most it took one reading time, and the answer was already solved, and he didn't even need to sort out the language.

"Well, I can teach you after class."

Dongfang Bai waved his hand. Before his rebirth, he was also recommended by a famous high school to college. After his rebirth, he in this parallel world was full of poetry and books since he was a child. He had already finished his college courses, and the two memories overlapped. How simple.

After he finished speaking, he continued to look out the window. In fact, he had just been using the red sphere in his brain to recall the fate story that he still remembered, and then constructed his own language version in his mind.

That's right, the biography he wants to write is naturally Illya's biography, which is "Magic Girl Illya".

"It's a magical girl again."

The corner of Dongfang Bai's mouth twitched, and suddenly there was a hint of enthusiasm for writing. In his memory, "Magic Girl Illya" only had the animated version, and the plot was very fast, so he could still add some private goods.

Speaking of which, the works he wrote seem to have serious knives except for the Oriental series. This time he really doesn't plan to add any knives.

da da da da...

His two thumbs tapped quickly on the keyboard of the mobile phone, as if he was sketching a complete piece of music on the strings of a musical score. will be much weaker.

...

"Hey, it seems that you still need to focus on exercise." Dongfang Bai pressed the last 'save' button, stretched his stiff body slightly on the seat, and felt the fatigue on his fingers.

He has been coding all morning, and he has already written tens of thousands of words in one go. This speed can be said to be very exaggerated. You must know that the amount of engineering for a light novel in a month is only hundreds of thousands of words. Half of it has been solved.

But it has to stop, and then continue to write, not to mention whether his fingers will be too tired to wear out, even the screen of his own mobile phone has to be broken by him. He has just pasted several more tempered films recently. Pretty obvious scratches.

"My shoulders hurt." Dongfang Bai stretched out his hand and rubbed his shoulders. He sat on the spot all morning and knocked on his phone with his head down. Then, the moment he suddenly rested, all the accumulated fatigue came up in one breath. sour...

"Are you all right?"

A soft voice remembered, and then Dongfang Bai felt a pair of soft and tender hands on his shoulders and began to knead, accompanied by a faint fragrance, and Dongfang Bai didn't even need to look back to know who it was. ...

"Thank you, Hui, you won't be watching me write all the time, will you?"

Dongfang Bai turned his head, Kato Megumi looked at her with a slightly raised corner of his mouth, his eyes were full of tenderness, and he once again felt that it was really great to have a gentle and caring girlfriend.

The black cat and the Yamada goblin are more or less shy. Even if they want to do this kind of thing, they will not dare because they are shy, but Kato Megumi is not shy. Since she established the relationship, she has attacked more frequently than Yamada who lives next to Dongfangbai. Leprechaun.

She's chasing after the number of dates alone.

"I didn't watch it all the time, I just looked at Bai Jun's serious expression, it just felt very cute." Kato Megumi chuckled, then picked up a strand of her hair with her small hand, and scratched lightly on Dongfang Bai's neck, letting the His whole body trembled.

Sure enough, I still underestimated Megumin... The double attack of language and action, even he couldn't stand it. If it wasn't for the school, he really wanted to turn around and hug Megumin.

"Huh? What about Wen Nao?"

"She's going to the teacher's office, it seems because of the last exam." Hearing these 4.8 sentences, Dongfang Bai's face changed a little bit. Seeing this, this poor Wen Nai should not be trained for 20 minutes. Can't get out.

"Nami, do you want to go to lunch together first...?"

"Well... no need, I'll wait here for Wen Nai today, but Bai Jun can go to Liuli~" Kato Megumi shook his head slightly, and said in a playful tone.

He actually took the initiative to ask Dongfang Bai to find the black cat. He was gentle, not jealous, considerate, beautiful, generous, and good-natured... A series of advantages can only be truly discovered after becoming boyfriend and girlfriend.

He really didn't feel how cute Kato Megumi was before, but now he only felt that he was the blessing of burning incense in eight lifetimes.

Chapter 75 Are you a primary school student? 【Seeking automatic subscription】

"Speaking of, I haven't been to the second club for a while, and I don't know how they are doing. It should be good to have a black cat." Dongfang Bai said to himself, his hand was not the same as usual. Carrying a bento, but empty.

Before Wugeng Liuli and Yamada Goblin had a conversation, they both made too much, and it was impossible for him to eat two servings by himself, so he wanted them to take turns making them one day.

Fortunately, the two of them are also reasonable, and they easily agreed to Dongfang Bai, so they became two beautiful girls with superb cooking skills, one of them making bento for Dongfang Bai in turn, this kind of happy life can be replaced by others. Is willing to let him die.

Wugeng Ruri is good at Japanese cuisine and desserts. She is an elegant girl with the charm of Yamato Nadeko, while Yamada Fairy is more proficient in Western cuisine and desserts. Although the fields of the two are different, they each have their own characteristics.