My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

It's so scary!

"Yes, what blinded my eyes!"

Ping Zewei was blinded by the large amount of money, and even looked at Dongfang Bai with anticipation, and shouted happily: "Bai Jiang Bai Jiang, I have a request, you pick up the banknotes first! "

"What are you doing...?" Dongfang Bai was a little puzzled. Ping Zewei, who was so handsome, asked him what to do with the banknotes. Who knew that the cute girl began to push his arm to urge him to move.

"Okay, I'll take it, what are you going to do?" Dongfang Bai looked helpless. It felt like his daughter was coquettishly trying to buy a toy on the street. He took out one of Ping Zeyu's instructions. Stack of banknotes.

"Please use that stack of money, smack me, smack my face!!" Ping Ze Yu shouted excitedly with golden eyes.

Dongfang Bai: ...? ? ?

"Please, this is a once-in-a-lifetime request!!" The cute expression of Ping Ze Yu's frowning request made Dongfang Bai's eyes twitch, and he couldn't see that stupid Wei had such a side.

slap~

Dongfang Bai lightly patted Ping Zeyu's face with the banknotes in her hand, her expression immediately changed from expectation to comfort, and her brows stretched to become extremely comfortable.

"Ah~ so happy~"

"It's so dirty...! How can Senior and Senior White be like this for money!"

Nakano Azusa couldn't help but stood up and complained, but Hirazawa was the only one who grabbed Nakano Azusa, pulled her to Dongfangbai's side, and then manipulated Dongfangbai's hand to wave the 'money' fan in his hand and patted her. small face.

"This..." Nakano Azusa's head was dizzy for a while, the smell of money corruption was so good, and it was Senior Dongfang who did it himself, the lethality of Nakano Azusa was simply multiplied.

"Hey, so this money is the part that we didn't take before plus the houselive bonus. How could it be stolen? Of course, everyone must use it rationally." Akiyama Mio couldn't sit still, and suddenly came out and shouted. one sentence.

"Mio! Look, this is a 10,000-dollar bill. Mio can also use this 10,000-dollar bill to buy the audio and effect device he wants?" Tanaka Ritsu took out a stack of bills and placed it on Akiyama Mio's face (aeei ), grinning slyly.

The current Ritsu is simply a fox, easily seducing a simple girl like Akiyama Mio.

"Audio, ah... Speaking of which, I also have an effect device that I really want recently, if I have the money..." Akiyama Mio lowered his head and couldn't help but raise the corner of his mouth, who doesn't like money.

Maybe money is not everything, but 99% of things can be solved with money.

"You guys, this is falling too fast."

Dongfang Bai looked at the four girls beside him who were caught in the curse of money, and then looked at Qin Chuan who was blinking and smiling all the time. Suddenly, he could feel that the gap between people was really big.

"But Bai-Jun, it's all because it's so attractive. No one can refuse the charm of money!" Tanaka Ritsu said and stood up, with one hand raised, palm up, and a pair on the stage. Kamiko's protagonist moves.

pat~

The door of the music classroom was suddenly opened, and a long brown-haired woman with a lesson plan in her hand walked in from the door with a smile on her face. Kazuko Yamanaka was as beautiful as ever, but it was a pity that the true face of that beautiful pair was known to their acquaintances. I don't feel that way anymore.

"Good noon, everyone, have you received the club's funds?" Yamanaka Zuo Kazuko came over skillfully, sat in her seat, took a sip of a cup of black tea, and then showed a comfortable expression.

Every day she comes to Qingyin Department to be lazy and have free and high-grade black tea and snacks to eat. Who doesn't like this? To be honest, she is looking forward to drinking tea with everyone when she is on vacation for so long.

"Xiao Zuohe, are you sure that all this money is for us?" Dongfang Bai asked. He felt that the 500,000 yuan given to this group of girls would definitely be used up, and that money would naturally be spent.

"Well, I actually thought about it just now. If you use such a large amount of money, it will be bad if you use it indiscriminately, so I decided to take it and let me keep it. When you want to buy something useful to the club, come back to me for it. "

Kazuko Yamanaka scratched his head embarrassedly. This was a temporary decision she made. Suddenly giving such a large sum of money to a group of high school students for consumption, it was really not good to think about it.

As soon as she said these words, Dongfang Bai clearly heard a faint sound of 'glass' shattering. The sound was incomparably crisp. He glanced at the four girls next to him, and they all became sluggish.

It seems that if the money is to be taken back, it will not be a big blow to them. It's good, and the "huge money" that flew into their hands disappears. This will cause anyone's brain to short-circuit for a short time because of the large gap.

[ps: There will be new characters in the next chapter, take a guess].

Chapter 63 Target! Boarding the Budokan【For automatic subscription】

"Uuuuu...Why is this happening, Mingming, obviously it's 500,000!" Tian Jingzhong fell down on the table with a face unwilling to cry, and she is now extremely resentful of why she saw money just now.

They should show their dignified image of not seeking money and not being fat, so that Yamanaka Zuo Kazuko will not choose to temporarily keep them because they are so uncontrollable.

"So, this money is public expense, so there is no problem in decorating the inside of the club." Dongfang Bai sighed lightly. He was a little unbearable when he saw the dejected appearance of the four girls.

"Ah~ Speaking of which, recently your Aunt Kimi asked if you were interested in participating in the band performance competition, and it will be held in Chiba~ I heard that the winner~ can still be interviewed!"

Yamanaka Zuo Kazuo took a sip of the black tea, and it seemed that he was uncomfortable seeing everyone being so negative, so he told the good news he had just received.

"Eh!? Competition, you can still be interviewed!?" The originally passive Ping Zeyu immediately raised her head, her face full of surprise and happy expression, she was very interested in this.

Don't forget the ultimate goal of their light music club, but 'on the Budokan' and become a well-known super popular band, their previous performances in Gancheng and lovehouse have given them some fame.

Now the fans of Dongfangbai, that is, the fans under Yakumobai, already know the name of this band, and also know that the old thief of Yakumo actually has the time to play music without writing new works.

But there is no indication. After all, threats have no effect on Dongfang Bai, and even Dengeki Library can't do anything about him. Now Dongfang Bai, who is the mainstay of Dengeki Library, can be said to have a separate exclusive contract.

Dongfang Bai has to write a new work every year, but as a condition, he can be allowed to submit manuscripts at will, even if he keeps delaying the manuscript, there is no problem, and it is very beneficial to Dongfang Bai.

It's basically a money-giving contract. This kind of contract is unbelievable anywhere. It's just a weird job where you can get money on vacation, but Dengeki Bunko still values ​​the fame of 'Yakumo White' and his own influence. force.

As long as he makes a new work, not to mention the quality, the sales volume alone cannot be low.

"Being interviewed, maybe we can still be on TV!" Akiyama Mio said to himself, although his voice was small, but everyone around him could hear it clearly, and he began to imagine that kind of scene. .

Ritsu, who has a strong imagination, has already thought of the glorious moment when they boarded the martial arts hall in the future.

"Usually Lu always complains that the audience can't see where the drummer is. If they are on stage, the whole team can see it clearly under that light." Dongfang Bai said with a chuckle, with a hint of ridicule in his tone. .

Tani Zhongli scratched her head embarrassedly, she really often complained that she was always in the corner of the team as a drummer, her face was blocked by the huge drum stand, and the light was very dim to see her.

"Oh!! Can we go to the stage, can we sing on the stage!?" Hirazawa Yui stood up abruptly, her excited expression could not wait to come on stage to sing two songs now.

"Only senior, calm down..."

On the contrary, Azusa Nakano was still a little nervous. Although she had been on stage with others and performed in front of a large audience before, she was petite at that time, and she was not very attractive because she was hiding on the side of Dongfang Bai. Notice.

But if she went to such a formal large-scale performance competition, even if she wanted to hide, it was impossible for her to hide.

"Okay, then we must practice hard in the future. First of all, let's practice "Home" and "Disgusted by Life" until they are carved into DNA!"

"Oh!!" At the order of Ritsu Tanaka, everyone stretched out their hands and shouted excitedly. It seems that these girls are still very excited. This is a real regular competition. They have worked hard to form a good band. ?

"Well, come on, come on~"

Yamanaka Zuo Kazuo waved his hand with a chuckle, looking at the group of children as if seeing her youthful appearance, she couldn't help showing a melancholy expression, and suddenly shook her head violently.

No, my mother, I'm still young and don't even have a boyfriend yet, how can I start to miss the past like an old man? !

hum~

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Just as Dongfang Bai chuckled and looked at the discussion among the girls in front of him, a phone call suddenly came over, which made him a little puzzled. He took out the phone and glanced at the number above, his pupils shrunk slightly.

is 'father'.

"Fuck."

Dongfang Bai's straight and eloquent Tianchao language burst out, attracting the attention of several girls, Ping Ze's only looked at Dongfang Bai with a dazed face, and did not understand what this sentence meant. .

"Bai Jiang, what did you just say?"

"Ah nothing, I'll go take a call."

Dongfang Bai coughed, then took the phone and walked out of the activity room of the Qingyin Department. The soundproofing effect of this activity room was quite good. It would be better to try to be as quiet as possible for the conversation between him and his cheap dad.

.................0

"So suspicious..." Tian Jingzhong squinted her eyes, she was sitting opposite Dongfang Bai, so she noticed the surprised expression he showed when he glanced at the phone,

"Tsuma, Xiao Zuo and teacher, do you know what Bai Jiang said just now?" Hiraizawa Yu was very curious, and this kind of thing made her eager for knowledge.

"I don't know this, actually..." Qin Chuan bowed her head apologetically. Although she also learned Tianchao dialect, she really didn't understand the sentence just now.

"I don't understand." Yamanaka Kazuko also sighed, and finally her eyes suddenly sharpened, she stood up abruptly, and then tiptoed towards the door.

"Ms. Sawako, are you planning to eavesdrop...?!" Before Akiyama Mio finished speaking, Ritsu Tanaka, who was next to him, covered his mouth, and he was dragged to the door together.

As for the more playful Qin Fuzuo and Heping Zeyu, it is naturally impossible to let this opportunity pass, and grin and follow along to the above-mentioned "eavesdropping".

"Senior, teacher, it's not good for you to be like this, after all, this is Senior White's personal phone call..." Nakano Azusa frowned, she felt that it was a little bad.

[ps: Because the epidemic may recur, the author takes the final exam at the end of the month ahead of schedule and now has six days a week. Please understand that the update speed can sometimes not keep up...] For a long time.

Chapter 64 Something big happened 【For automatic subscription】

"Shh... It's okay, Ah Zimiao, we only do this because we care about Bai Jun!" Tanaka Ritsu stretched out his index finger to his lips and made a quiet movement, and said righteously.

You're just an excuse, aren't you? !

Azusa Nakano's face turned dark, and she complained in her heart, but there was nothing she could do. After all, she herself was actually very curious about Dongfang Bai's phone call. After receiving the call, she showed such a surprised expression, and ran away in a panic. unusual.

He is Dongfang Bai, that senior who doesn't panic in everything he does, to actually show such a surprised expression, it's really abnormal.

"Really, why do I have to do this kind of thing..." Akiyama Mio's face turned slightly red, she was pulled against the door of the light tone department's activity room by Tanaka Nakari, and she pressed her ear against the door, "Nine Eight Zero", I want to hear what's going on outside the door.

At this moment, Dongfang Bai was outside the door.

"Hey?"

After he answered the phone, a middle-aged male voice with a hint of thickness came from the other side of the phone. The tone was very calm, but there was a hint of helplessness.

"Is it white?"

"Yes, what's the matter with me?"

Dongfang Bai spoke softly, he had forgotten when was the last time he talked to this cheap old man, but the other party was outrageous, and he really didn't ask a few questions even if he had been on Neon's side for more than a year.

But he couldn't put his mind down, and sent someone to follow Dongfang Bai secretly. Isn't this the standard knife-mouthed tofu heart?

"I haven't spoken to you for a long time, you're not surprised."

Dongfang Yan's tone was soothing, he was a little surprised that Dongfang Bai had not spoken to him for so long, and he suddenly called, but his tone was so flat, as if he knew he would call.

Could it be that the old man Dongfang Yuntao actually told him the matter one step ahead?

"It's okay, it's been so long, no matter how you say it, the anger is almost gone. What are you talking about today, Dad, if you ask me to go back to the Heavenly Dynasty early, I will never agree."

Dongfang Bai pondered in his head for a long time and couldn't understand how Dongfang Yan could call him without any problems. There must be something for him to help with, otherwise he would just make a phone call to catch up with the past and increase his feelings.

"You've matured a lot."

After Dongfang Yan finished speaking, he was silent for a while. In fact, he also had the idea of ​​taking Dongfang Bai over, but this guy didn't even talk about making a girlfriend in the Celestial Dynasty. It was true that he treated any woman perfunctorily.

When I went to Neon, there were inexplicably many girls with good feelings, and he even made three girlfriends in one breath. Even when he was young, he was ashamed of himself.

Moreover, Dongfang Bai has already made an agreement with him that if he does not finish high school for three years at Neon, he will not return to the Celestial Dynasty, and the premise is to get married when he is 18 years old, otherwise he will be pulled back by the old man. .

"It's alright, so what's the matter?" The corner of Dongfang Bai's mouth twitched, what does it mean to be mature, and he in this parallel world was only forced to get impatient to the limit before running away, okay?

Even if he repeats the same thing as himself in this parallel world now, he will definitely not help but run away.

"Strange, what Bai Jiang is saying, I don't understand at all..."

Ping Ze only eavesdropped on the door. Although the sound insulation of the light music room is very good, if you put your ear on the door, you can still hear some outside sounds.

And even if Ping Zewei overheard Dongfang Bai's words, she was still dumbfounded, because he spoke authentic Chinese dialect, which she couldn't understand at all.

"This... it seems to be in the Chinese language." Yamanaka Zuo Kazuko raised an eyebrow. Although she was a teacher, she actually didn't know any Chinese language at all. At most, she could say 'thank you' or 'hello'.

"I almost forgot that my predecessors are from the Celestial Dynasty..."

Azusa Nakano's expression was very subtle. After staying for too long, she had forgotten that Dongfang Bai was from the Celestial Dynasty. His neon language was more fluent than their native neon people.

"Because the voice is very low, I can only hear a sentence or two, it seems to say that I want to go back to the Heavenly Dynasty or something..." Qin Chuan is worthy of being the eldest young lady. She has learned several languages ​​just now, and she translated it very clearly just now. The words of Dongfang Bai.

"What?! Back to Heaven..."

Akiyama Mio exclaimed, but was immediately covered by Ritsu Tanaka, who was on the side. What if this was accidentally overheard? ...

"Eh? What do you mean, Bai Jiang is going to travel to the Celestial Dynasty?" Yui Hirazawa still had a puzzled expression on his face, apparently unaware of the seriousness of the matter, and Azusa Nakano, who was beside her, was even more dumbfounded.

"Idiot, Bai Jun is from the Celestial Dynasty. Of course, the meaning of this sentence is that he may drop out of school and leave Neon, go back to the Celestial Dynasty, and may not come back in the future!" Yamanaka Zuo Kazuko said softly, even if it is now Ping Zeyu also reflected the seriousness of the matter.

"Eh!? Bai... Bai Jiang is leaving!?"

"I haven't determined what's going on, you calm down...!"

Ritsu Tanaka, who is usually the least serious, is the calmest side at this time, and Akiyama Mio can't count on it at this moment. She is now in a half-conscious state like Azusa Nakano beside her.

"There should already be four girls living in your house, right?"

When Dongfang Yan suddenly asked a question, Dongfang Bai was stunned for a second, and quickly responded. He knew very well that this cheap old man must have sent someone to protect him secretly, so he should know a little bit about the situation in his family.