My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

"Hey... Can you guys care about the feelings of a bystander like me." Dongfang Bai felt a little dizzy in his head and a little hot in his nasal cavity, so he raised his head quickly, a nosebleed might come out accidentally.

It's not that he's too weak, but it's just that he can't bear it.

"Okay, okay, both of you, hurry up and go upstairs for me!" At this time, the dressed Yamada Goblin came to smooth the field and pulled the two girls towards the second floor, otherwise Dongfang Bai would have no way to enter. bathroom to take a shower.

"Thank you fairy."

Dongfang Bai secretly gave the Yamada Fairy a thumbs up, and finally walked into the bathroom helplessly. He was the last one to take a shower. As soon as he entered the bathroom, he could feel a scent, which made people feel relaxed and happy.

As if thinking of something, Dongfang Bai coughed twice, then changed his clothes and soaked in the bathtub. The instant the hot water covered his whole body, he almost made a sound of comfort.  …

Sure enough, taking a bath after a hard work is an absolute pleasure.

ding ding ding...

Dongfang Bai's cell phone beside him suddenly rang. He always puts his cell phone next to the bathtub so that he can know immediately when something important happens.

Phone contact...Qingshan Qihai?

"what?"

Dongfang Bai didn't expect that Qingshan Qihai called him. Usually, the other party would never call if there was no important matter in order not to disturb his work.

This time I called, I'm afraid something happened.

Dongfang Bai didn't hesitate, and immediately answered the phone, and a slightly happy girl's voice came from the other side of the phone: "Hello? Is it Teacher Yakumo?"

"Nankai, what's wrong? You suddenly called me."

Dongfang Bai sighed a little. At the beginning, Qingshan Qihai was still a person who had no reputation at all, and could not even be called an 'official seiyuu'. With the help of himself and Zhangpu, he grew up step by step, and now he is also a somewhat famous seiyuu. .

Of course, this is inevitable. The TV animation produced by the Fate series, which is popular all over the country, is of such high quality. She will be so popular as the seiyuu of Saber in it.

The rapid rise in fame made her feel quite unreal. She wanted to thank Dongfang Bai again and again, but considering that the other party was usually busy, she didn't bother him.

"Well, first of all, thank you Yakumo-sensei for helping me, making my dream of becoming a voice actress a success! Thank you very much!"

"Ah, this is your own effort, I'm just pushing the boat." Dongfang Bai chuckled, the feeling of being thanked is still very good, but it is all due to Qingshan Qihai's own efforts and talent to get to this point.

If she hadn't worked hard and practiced so hard, it would have been difficult to control Saber's role, so Dongfang Bai felt that his credit was not much.

[PS: Chapter 9 was released after Chapter 5 came out of the little black room...].

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Chapter 10 Did you walk into the wrong room like this? 【Seeking automatic subscription】

"No no... Thanks to Yakumo-sensei, otherwise I might not be able to fulfill my dream for the rest of my life..."

Qingshan Qihai's tone is very sincere. If it weren't for Dongfang Bai's help, for someone like her who can't even pay for the tuition of the seiyuu school, it would be too much to be a full-fledged seiyuu and dub a well-known role. difficult.

It is very likely that it will be difficult to achieve this dream for several years or decades, and Dongfang Bai definitely played a key role.

"Well, are you looking for me today to thank you?" Dongfang Bai couldn't hold back her sincere thanks and quickly changed the subject, even if a cheeky existence like him was thanked so much, he would be a little embarrassed.

"Ah sorry! I forgot, I'm really, really sorry...!"

"It's been so long, you still haven't broken the habit of apologizing all the time..." Dongfang Bai complained, even though he became a famous seiyuu, Qingshan Qihai still has such a hard-working personality.

"Actually...Actually, I heard that most of the game "How to Raise a Passerby Heroine" was planned and produced by Mr. Yakumo. I have the cheek to come and dub it...Is it okay?"

04 Qingshan Qihai's voice is very uneasy. She definitely gives 100% confidence in Dongfang Bai's works, and she is more willing to cooperate with Dongfang Bai than with other people, because the other party can only achieve what it is now.

"Eh? Are you willing to be a seiyuu?" Dongfang Bai was a little surprised. He didn't expect that Qingshan Qihai would take the initiative to ask him to become a seiyuu of this game character. He originally planned to find her sometime later.

However, considering that the other party usually has to go to school for classes, he was very tired when he dubbed Fate before, so he didn't rush to ask her for help, but he really wanted to find the other party.

Because Qi Hai's voice is also very suitable for the characters in it, and Dongfang Bai thinks that he has a good relationship with her, so it shouldn't be difficult to ask her for help.

"That's right!"

"Thank you very much, there is just a lack of seiyuu, what kind of salary do you plan to ask?" Dongfang Bai asked, and he habitually asked for the conditions of the collaborators. Who knew that Qingshan Qihai immediately refused in a panic.

"No... No, I'm not for cooperation, I just want to come and help Yakumo-sensei, I don't need salary...!"

Dongfang Bai didn't expect that Qingshan Qihai didn't plan to ask for wages. Doesn't this mean that she came over to work for Dongfang Bai? At this moment, he has the feeling that he has become an unscrupulous boss who squeezes his employees.

"Is that so... But Nanami, you don't have an office, right? Is there really no problem with living expenses?"

"No problem! Fate's seiyuu fees have been a lot before...!" Qingshan Qihai seemed to be afraid that Dongfang Bai would reject him because he didn't want a salary, so he wanted to explain.

Hearing her panicked voice, Dongfang Bai couldn't help laughing out loud, this child is really cute, and he didn't want to repay himself in this way, but he actually volunteered to do white labor.

In fact, with the fame of Dongfangbai, together with Kasumi Shiko, Yamada Goblin, Erromanga, and Kashiwagi Eri, these high-profile players in the industry have jointly produced games. As long as an olive branch is thrown, there will be countless games. The voice actors are willing to come and dub.

This is the power of fame. If you want to be famous, you have to dub in those popular works. Qingshan Qihai seems to be quite simple, and he didn't think of such a complicated problem, but simply wanted to repay Dongfang Bai.

"Okay, since you want to do the dubbing work for this game, just go to Dengeki Bunko to find Kagurazaka's editor in charge, and it's fine to pass her review."

"I understand!! Thank you very much, Teacher Yakumo!" The girl's joyful voice made Dongfang Bai laugh and cry. He was supposed to thank the other party, but he was thanked by Qingshan Qihai instead.

The phone hung up soon after, Dongfang Bai put the phone aside to avoid getting wet, and then stood up slowly from the bathtub.

"The bath is almost done, it's time to go back to sleep." Dongfang Bai stretched, and after the bath, he felt a lot more relaxed, and the sense of comfort made the sleepiness in his head surge up.

...

Click.

Dongfang Bai's room was on the first floor. He yawned and couldn't keep his eyelids open. Today's work felt more tiring than playing games all night. He just wanted to rest now.

The lights were turned off in his room, but he knew the location of his bed, so he lay on it without any hesitation.

Duang~

"...?"

Hmm, weird touch.

Dongfang Bai seemed to sense something was wrong, slowly opened his eyes, and under the faint moonlight, he could see the figure in front of him clearly, and Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu with a charming smile slept next to him with one hand as a pillow.

engage! Varied! What! what! ?

"Sister Shiyu?!"

Dongfang Bai's sleepy spirit was instantly awake, and she immediately got up and turned on the light in the room with her backhand. The provocative Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu slowly sat up and rubbed her sullen eyes. She looked at him with a sleepy expression and asked, "What's wrong with the West? 853-kun?"

"What is 'what's wrong?', I want to ask what's going on, why is Shi Yu-senpai sleeping in my room."

Dongfang Bai just found out that Shiyu of the Hill of Xia is wearing a loose white nightgown. This dress seems to be buried in a small way, and it seems a little small when worn on her body, but it better outlines the curve of her body.

"Ah...it's so strange, am I wrong?" Xiazhiqiu Shiyu touched his chin with one hand, and made a serious thought, but Dongfang Bai could see that she was deliberately acting and teasing. he.

Especially if you can go to the first floor from the second floor, how can you go wrong like this?

"Forget it, we're all here anyway. I'm so sleepy now that I don't want to go to the second floor. Just let me sleep here." Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu's eyes lit up as he spoke, and the corners of his mouth curled up as he lay on his back. Lazy on the bed motionless.

clap clap!

She stretched out her slender white and tender arm and patted it lightly next to the bed, as if to signal Dongfang Bai to go over. What was going on with that reddened expression of anticipation? !

Dongfang Bai complained in his heart, but for a while he really didn't know what to do.

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Chapter Eleven What are you afraid of? ! 【Seeking automatic subscription】

"What's wrong, what are you afraid of? Are you still worried that I will eat you?" Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu smiled when she saw Dongfang Bai's reaction, and it was really interesting as she expected, she couldn't bear it Live wants to be close to her.

"This sentence shouldn't be said by Shi Yu-senpai who is a girl...?"

Even at this time, Dongfang Bai was still able to remain calm. He took a deep breath to calm down his restless heart. Now he can still complain calmly. He admires himself.

"Sa! Hurry up, hurry up and rest!!"

"You told me to sleep on the second floor?!" Dongfang Bai finally couldn't hold back his eyes with one hand to avoid seeing things that shouldn't be seen, but Shiyu of Xiazhiqiu didn't give up so easily, Just getting ready for the next move.

boom! !

The door of Dongfangbai's room was suddenly opened, and a blue-eyed girl with a golden shawl broke in. The moment she saw Shiyu of the Hill of Xia, she gritted her teeth and scolded: "Shiyu of the Hill of Xia!! You actually want to sneak away again! "

"How can this be called sneaking away, I just walked into the wrong room." Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu turned her head and pouted, looking at her expression, she seemed to be very unhappy that this good thing was suddenly interrupted.

"Who believes you!! Hurry up and get me down!" Sawamura Yingri opened her mouth to reveal her sharp little tiger teeth, pounced towards Shiyu of Kasumigaoka, grabbed her hand and tried to let her leave Dongfangbai's The bed, but how could she have more strength than the other party.

"Damn, since that's the case...!"

Eiri, who found that her strength was no match for Shiyu of Kasumigaoka, finally decided to change her method. She stretched out her hand and started scratching her waist. Of course even that Shiyu-senpai would be ticklish.

"You...hahaha!!" Kasumigaoka Shiyu didn't expect the opponent to come to such a move, of course she couldn't sit and let Yingri attack, and immediately counterattacked and scratched the opponent's armpit.

The two beautiful girls began to scratch each other's armpits and waists to make each other laugh so hard that they couldn't continue to resist. Both of them fought on Dongfang Bai's bed.

"Wowhahahaha!! You bastard~"! "

"Stealing cat, watch me teach you a lesson!!"

The two began to fight non-stop on Dongfang Bai's bed, and after struggling for a while, Dongfang Bai's bed was immediately wrinkled and messed up, and Dongfang Bai also showed a 'kind' smile at this time.

"You two, all of you, get out of here!"

He lifted a girl with one hand, threw them both out of the door with the back, and then closed the door without hesitation. Kasumigaoka Shiyu and Yingri Li sat at the door and looked at each other.

"What just happened..."

"I seem to be flying?"

The two of them didn't seem to have reacted a bit. Dongfang Bai's movements were too fast. He lifted them up in a second or two and threw them out of the door.

"Huh, the world is quiet..."

Dongfang Bai tidyed up his messed up bed, and now he can finally enjoy his rest time alone, he just lay on the bed at once, not moving.

I didn't expect it to be so quiet. In order to prevent other accidents from happening, Dongfang Bai deliberately closed the door of his room, and there was absolutely no way to enter without the key.

Before going to bed, he opened the trending list on Twitter and raised his eyebrows.

The number one ranking is actually about him. If you look down carefully, the second and third most popular searches all have his figure of Ba Yunbai. A light novelist actually dominates the most popular searches in one go. There is nothing better than this. More exaggerated.

The first is the decision to release "FateZero". As a prequel to Fate, it tells the story of the fourth Holy Grail War before the Fifth Holy Grail War, which is great news for many Fate fans.

【The old thief Yakumo is alive! 】

[Prequel, the cover picture released is Saber, right? Will Saber appear in the prequels? 】

[I hope the old thief will not fix those knives before, Illya's knife has a stomach piercing, come to pure love, Qiuli cream! 】

【There are already Sabers, is there Shirou? Is there Shirou? 】

Readers' comments are being refreshed almost every minute. It is now nearly twelve o'clock in the evening. There are still so many people paying attention to this matter. Dongfang Bai has once again refreshed his awareness of his reputation.

It turns out that Yakumo Bai is really a popular writer...

The second one is about the animation production decision of "Magic Girl Madoka". The animation produced by a well-established animation company could not get so many audiences.

However, just because of the name on the original script, called 'Yayunbai', this animation has already gained a very obvious popularity before it started, at least it can guarantee that tens of thousands of people will watch it when it starts.

[I read that right, the script is the old thief Yakumo? That old thief wrote Magical Girl? 】

[Hahahaha grass~ No, no, no, it turns out that the old thief also likes to watch magical girls, I really look forward to what the old thief will write]

[From the PV, it doesn't seem to be much different from the previous works of the same theme. They are all magic battle lilies, right? ? 】

"｀～嚯~" Seeing that the corners of Dongfang Bai's mouth evoked a beautiful arc, he originally thought that his fans would guess that there must be something wrong with the magical girl he wrote, but he did not expect that most people did not notice this. The work is not right.

This is also because this world has never appeared in this world, such as "Magic (Qian Lihao) Law Girl Madoka", which is full of knives from beginning to end. Naturally, these fans would not want to go there.

Really looking forward to their reaction when it starts.

Dongfang Bai thought to himself with a smirk, and suddenly he coughed. He seemed to be very ill recently. Could it be that he was infected by Shiyu of Xiazhiqiu and thought about feeding others stomach medicine all day? Jie?

"Okay, go to sleep, go to sleep..."

Dongfang Bai yawned. He was also a little sleepy now. He lay down on the bed with the quilt covered and fell asleep. He seemed to be really sleepy. He fell asleep very fast.

But at this time...