My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

What are these guys doing...?

Dongfang Bai rolled his eyes and sighed lightly. Sure enough, what he did today was wrong. He knew that he would help Shiyu of Xiazhiqiu find a hotel to stay in, and he ended up with such a scene.

"Bai, I'm your girlfriend, should I sleep with you?!" Dongfang Bai, who was in a trance, was shaken by a girl with blonde hair and blue eyes.

"Xijun, obviously you can experience more things in the same room with me." Xiazhiqiu Shiyu also came over, no matter what, she didn't want to let this opportunity go.

"Damn, Shiyu of Kasumigaoka, you are actually fouling!" Sawamura Yingli shouted coquettishly with a blushing face. Isn't the expression and ambiguous tone of Shiyu of Kasumigaoka just trying to lure her? Damn, there is actually such a trick!

"Um……"

Dongfang Bai's expression gradually became calm, he stood up slowly, smiled at the girls and said, "You, all, go to the second floor for me to sleep."

"Ugh..." The Yamada Fairy looked at Dongfang Bai a little unwillingly, and finally nodded obediently, seeing her cute appearance Dongfang Bai also felt a little funny.

"Tsk." Xiazhiqiu Shiyu smashed his tongue, sure enough, no one could succeed in the end? If that's the case, then she has to find another opportunity. There will be no class tomorrow anyway, so she has a chance all night.

Of course, she wasn't the only one who had this idea, and several others also had similar ideas.

"Well, do you want to play games together after dinner, I'll wait..."

Before he could finish speaking in Dongfang vernacular, he suddenly called over a phone call. When he picked it up, it turned out to be a string of phone numbers that he didn't know, but the people who knew his phone number were all his acquaintances, so it shouldn't be a problem in Neon. Promotional ads etc.

It must be a phone scam...

"Sorry I'm taking a call." Dongfang Bai, who was thinking so, picked up the phone and answered it, but what he didn't expect at all was that there was a playful girl's voice on the other side of the phone.

"Guess~ Guess~ Who am I?"

Familiar voice, but Dongfang Bai really couldn't guess it for a while, and was a little stunned, so he asked, "Ah that, who are you?"

"That's too much, Bai Bai actually forgot people's voices!?" The **** the opposite side of the phone heard a sob as if she was about to cry. Dongfang Bai didn't know what was going on, so he quickly began to comfort the other party.

"...Huh? Who is that woman?" Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu narrowed her eyes slightly, sensing an unusual smell. Because the room was very quiet, and everyone was sensible and did not speak, she could hear some voices on the other side of the phone. .

"Bai... Bai Bai?! What, what's the situation with that unusually intimate special title?!" Ying Li Li was immediately dumbfounded, as Dongfang Bai's childhood sweetheart obviously did not have such an intimate title.

(aeei)

When I was a child, I always called him Bai directly.

"Baibai? This name... Could it be..." The Yamada Fairy, who noticed something, touched her chin with one hand, and she seemed to understand who was on the other side of the phone.

No wonder she felt the voice was a little familiar just now, I am afraid that the opposite of the phone should be Dongfang Bai's fiancee 'Luo Tianyi' who came up and ran through the door before?

"Fairy, what do you know?!" Eri Li saw the thoughtful expression on the fairy's face, and she couldn't control it, she stepped forward and started shaking her shoulders back and forth.

"Well...it should be Bai's fiancee, or the kind that a baby kisses."

Aside from the two who had known for a long time, Shiyu Kasumigaoka and Eri Sawamura were not surprised, but Shiyu Kasumigaoka and Eri Sawamura stood there with expressions of extreme astonishment.

Especially Ying Lili, she will be stupid all over, she opened her mouth slightly and was a little overwhelmed.

Why doesn't she know about this at all? ! And Dongfang Bai never told her.

"Is it Tianyi?" Dongfang Bai, who finally realized that something was wrong, discovered the identity of the other party. Sure enough, when he said the name, the other party's tone became happy.

"That's right, that's right~ I wasn't there when I came to see you last time, and I'll be there again in a while..."

Then the two basically talked about some things, and then talked a little about the past, but Luo Tianyi on the other side of the phone seemed to plan to chat with Dongfang Bai in person, so he didn't talk much on the phone.

"Huh..." Dongfang Bai, who hung up the phone, sighed softly. Sure enough, there was still no way to escape this hurdle. He turned around and found that there were five people behind him staring at him. he.

"What's wrong with you...???" Dongfang Bai was a little surprised. Why did everyone stare at him after he finished the phone call? Could it be that they just kept staring at him until the call was hung up?

"Xijun, what's the matter with that fiancee?" Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu squinted and said, although she knew that the other party was from the Celestial Dynasty and the family background seemed to be not simple, she really did not expect the existence of a fiancee. .

"Well, why don't you explain it to them..."

The Yamada Fairy waved her hand helplessly. She looked at Sawamura Eri, who opened her mouth slightly and felt that her soul was about to fly out of her body...

It is estimated that he was stimulated by the word 'baby kiss', right? .

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Chapter 3 Soul Out of the Body Ying Pear 【For automatic subscription】

"Well...how to explain this?" Dongfang Bai scratched his cheek a little embarrassedly. He didn't expect to ask him to explain this matter, and he didn't know how to explain it at all.

He had selectively forgotten about his fiancee who appeared some time ago. As a result, they even called to say hello today, and said that they might come to see him in a few days.

"Wei... fiancee, baby... baby kiss?" Sawamura Eiri's face turned pale, she just sat on the chair beside her and opened her mouth slightly, smirking like a broken toy.

This child was hit a bit hard by ~.

"It was almost when Bai was born that his family kissed the baby set by another family, and then the two met when they were about five years old, and they seemed to be in frequent contact before."

The Yamada Fairy suddenly came out to explain, and made a ruthless stab at Yingri, who seemed to be about to go out of her body.

Originally, there was such a glimmer of hope that the first person Dongfang Bai knew was him, but it turned out that he had known Dongfang Bai since he was five years old, and they often interacted with each other, so he was not the first childhood sweetheart to know? !

Ying Li Li, who had noticed this, had already run wild. She had always been proud of the attribute that she was the earliest childhood friend of Dong Fang Bai.

Suddenly one day this property was robbed? !

Eiri, who was sitting in a daze, almost murmured 'Aba Aba Aba' in her mouth. Tomai looked at her a little worriedly, and waved her hand in front of her, but unfortunately she didn't. reaction.

"Wow, it seems that Tianyijiang hit Yinglili a little bit hard." Tu Mabu couldn't help but smashed her tongue. She didn't really meet Dongfang Bai until she was about ten years old, but Luo Tianyi was more than everyone else. Much earlier.

If you really want to count it down, she and Dongfang Bai should have known each other for more than ten years, right?

"This fake childhood sweetheart." Kasumigaoka Shiyu hugged her chest with both hands, and casually spit out a venomous word about Ying Piri next to her, as if a sharp arrow pierced Ying Piri's heart in an instant.

pfft...

English pear pear, can't get up again.

"Eriri?! Are you alright?" Tsushima looked surprised, and saw Sawamura Eiri fell directly on top of her, looking like she wanted to cry without tears, which made people feel inexplicable. of pleasure.

Wait, what's with this pleasure...?

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu quickly shook her head and threw out the strange emotions in her mind just now. She suddenly felt that she might have a tendency to shiver a little.

Eiri, who had fainted with a serene expression on her face, fell on Miyako's body, and Xiaomai could only hold her helplessly with one hand and let her lie down on the sofa beside her. This mental capacity is too bad, right? .

"Oh...Oh!!" No one noticed that a certain silver-haired girl wearing a mask quietly touched the sofa, stared at her fainted cute cheek beside Yingri, and then opened it without a word skirt.

Sagiri under the mask showed a very excited expression. I didn't expect Ying Riri to wear this type of fat time. The inspiration for her paintings is again! Feeling more inspired, Sagiri continued with the next move.

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"But Xi'an-kun knows too many girls. Before I met you, you already knew more than five beautiful girls, right?" Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu remembered that it was last year when she first met Dongfang Bai. He just came to Neon not long ago.

At that time, Dongfang Bai, who had just come to Neon, didn't even have time to go to school for a few days, and already knew such a girl, and the most outrageous thing is that everyone has a story, and she is a beautiful girl.

"Five people, how can there be so many..."

Dongfang Bai said that he seemed a little guilty here, and he couldn't help but want to turn his cheeks in other directions, because he thought about it carefully, as if he really told Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu that he had already met several beautiful girls when he first came to Neon. what.

"Speaking of when did the elder brother and the goblin meet?" Tsushima gave a curious look at Dongfang Bai. It seemed that the two of them had known each other very early. The goblin had a good relationship with Dongfang Bai before her.

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"Well, it can be said that Bai and I had a fateful encounter. Both of us happened to meet in the Dengeki Library, and then we found out that we lived next door by coincidence. This kind of encounter is the most common in the two-dimensional works. Be the heroine!"

The Yamada Fairy put one hand lightly on her chest, she proudly raised the corner of her mouth and smiled, saying that Dongfang Bai's first true friend in Neon's 'beautiful girl' seems to be a goblin.

Both Yukinoshita Yukino and Kazumi Sagiri were people who had known him for a long time, and at that time his relationship with other people was not as close as that of fairies.

"You're right in saying that, but people you know on the Internet always think that the other person is a man, but in reality they find out that she is a beautiful senior girl from the same school as her, this kind of encounter is quite in line with all kinds of two-dimensional works. What about the setting of the female protagonist?"

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Xiazhiqiu Shiyu nodded in agreement, and at this moment, Tu Jianbu, who had been silent next to him, suddenly opened his mouth and said, "If it follows the setting in the anime, wouldn't there be a lot of childhood sweetheart series...?"

"Rejected, you look at so many ACG works. Which heroine is a childhood sweetheart. It is common sense that childhood sweethearts are no match for the sky."

Stop persecuting Ying Lili! ! Dongfang Bai shouted secretly in his heart.

"Wuwu, it's too much, it's too much..." Yingri, who felt that she was being persecuted one after another, finally woke up from her trance. Tears formed in the corners of her eyes and she sobbed softly. Suddenly she felt her face turn red, why? The bottom of the skirt is cool.

Fat times, it seems to have disappeared...! ?

"Um?!"

Eiri, who found something wrong, searched around the sofa, but couldn't find where her belongings were. Naturally, her appearance aroused the curiosity of Soma Buried.

"What's the matter, Yingri?"

"My...my...is gone!" Ying Lili's pretty face was so hot that even her slender and tender neck was dyed red, she clutched her skirt and didn't let go for a long time.

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Chapter 4 Show me Opie [Ball Automatic Subscription]

"It's gone...? What's gone?" Dongfang Bai was stunned, why did Ying Lili look so shy? He approached her with some concern and wanted to ask her, but he was stopped as soon as he started.

"Don't...don't come here!!" Ying Lili's little head was buzzing, she felt that her head was about to explode, and until she found the thing on her body, she must not let Dongfang Bai approach, otherwise she would definitely be found of!

Who was it, who took her things away while she was in a trance! ?

"Wow, you said don't come here...!?" Yingri couldn't help but start to panic when she looked at the soil mai who was walking towards her. Anyway, she was now being slaughtered and fattened. what.

What if it goes out by accident? !

""Eight-five-three" is true, Yingri, what do you have to say directly." It's not that Tuma is buried in the past, nor is it. It's embarrassing to stand in the same place. She doesn't understand what happened at all. .

"Well, what about Sagiri...?"

Dongfang Bai glanced around a little and found that his sister Sagiri seemed to have disappeared. Did he run upstairs in such a short time?

and many more……

Sagiri suddenly disappeared, and Eri Ri's strange expression, could it be?

The corner of Dongfang Bai's mouth twitched when he sensed that something was wrong. It shouldn't be what he thought. If it was what he thought, then things would be a little troublesome.

Suddenly, Ying Riri's intermittent words slapped him in the face.

"I...my fat time...is gone..." Ying Lili, whose face was so red that she was about to cry, had a special charm at this moment, and seeing her expression made people feel inexplicably excited.

"..."

At this moment, Dongfang Bai suddenly understood something, raised his head slightly, looked at the ceiling at a forty-five degree angle, stretched out his hand and scratched his head, then turned and walked towards the second floor.

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"Sorry!!!" Beside Dongfang Bai was Heizumi Sagiri, who was seated under the soil. After she was brought down by her brother, she immediately found out that she had done something like pulling out other people's fat times.

Without saying a word, it was a sincere apology with his hands on the ground.

"You have to apologize properly." Dongfang Bai's tone became a little stern, and Sagiri hadn't seen such a serious brother for a long time, so she apologized to Eiri very cautiously.

"Well...Well, it's nothing, but why did you pull my fat?!" Yingri waved her hand and easily forgave Sagiri, but she was flustered for a while, and there was no accident.

Fortunately, she came back in time, otherwise she would definitely be embarrassed to death today.

"Well, because the painting has reached a bottleneck recently, there are many things that I can't draw, so I want to see the actual appearance to stimulate inspiration." Sagiri sits on the ground in a duck posture, holding a tablet monitor in her hand. .

"Hey, this style of painting is very good, much better than some painter who can only draw a book." Kasumigaoka Shiyu leaned over and looked at the exquisite pictures displayed on the Heizumi Sagiri painting board, his eyes sparkling.

Izumi Sagiri has surpassed the second generation 'Eromanga' of the previous generation of popular painter 'Eromanga' at the age of 12. At least the painter can be said to have inherited her mother's dress perfectly, reaching a higher level. man.

"Damn, how can you, a second-rate writer who can only write about stomach medicine, say that I am a well-known painter?!" Ying Li Li retorted towards Kasumigaoka Shiyu as if she had been stabbed in the sore spot.

The two of you started to quarrel again, and Dongfang Bai leaned over to Sagiri's side and looked at the pictures one after another on her screen. It was a little strange.

"Sagiri, why do you paint so many European styles here?" Dongfang Bai felt a little embarrassed, and his sister liked to paint such astringent things, which was also his problem...

"Yeah! No matter what, these don't have that special taste, and they don't have the European style that I like!!" Izumi Sagiri made a surprising statement with a calm and terrifying expression.

"So why are you so obsessed with the European style?!" Even the Yamada Goblin started to complain about her. She has drawn at least a dozen different European styles in the past few days. It's really weird.  …

Whether it is a light novelist, a cartoonist, or an illustrator, everyone is a creator, and there are always some special quirks, and Sagiri is to break the casserole and ask to the end, you must understand the real appearance before you can draw inspiration.

"Because there is no way to draw the European style that I like, I have been drawing for the past few days, and even during the occasional live broadcast, I found that I couldn't draw anything else!" Sagiri sat aside with a disappointed expression on her face.