My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

Although I know that being a bodyguard is an extravagant hope, it's impossible, but I still can't help but feel envious.

"'~ um..."

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu seemed to see a hint of envy from the girl in the distance. Although she hid it well, she still did not hide her strong intuition. The corner of Shiyu's mouth was slightly raised.

"Xijun, you helped (Qian Lihao) feed me so much just now, and now it's time for me to repay you, open your mouth, ah~" Saying Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu picked up a piece of barbecue with his chopsticks, using a gentle as water The voice spoke to Dongfang Bai.

"No need..." Dongfang Bai stepped back involuntarily. In any case, he was already used to feeding him. He usually feeds his lazy and dying sister salted fish, and sometimes he feeds a certain silver-haired blue Eyes young Longjie.

He has long been proficient in feeding it to become muscle memory, but if he is fed in reverse, he will feel quite unaccustomed to it anyway, so he is a little resistant.

"God, is it possible that the West is still as shy as a child because of the so-called indirect kiss?"

Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu let out a 'sad' whimper, and Dongfang Bai, who pretends to be pitiful, is naturally well aware and will not be fooled at all.

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Chapter 97 The Famous Bai Scientist 【Seek Automatic Subscription】

Only a certain defeated dog with blond hair and two ponytails could be fooled by such a simple method of aggression, while Dongfang Bai smiled and said nothing, and Shiyu of Kasumigaoka smacked her tongue slightly, knowing that her method was unsuccessful.

This kind of trick is simply a test for Ying Lili.

"Well, but this kind of expensive meat is still delicious. Is it true that Xiongjun won't have a piece?" Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu held the chopsticks in his right hand and brought the meat to Dongfang Bai. The heat of the barbecue made him feel can feel it.

It can be seen that Shiyu of Xiazhiqiu doesn't seem to be teasing him, and Dongfang Bai is not hypocritical, and bites away the piece of meat without hesitation. Shiyu did not expect him to be so simple, and was stunned for a while.

"Hey, is it delicious?" Kasumigaoka Shiyu looked at Dongfang Bai with a smile. He chewed it in a hurry, as expected of Kobe beef, which is worth every bite. The gravy exploded in his mouth the moment he bit it. Out, as if to melt the brain.

This delicate and soft taste is a bit addicting, no wonder Kagurazaka Iris always brings him to this restaurant to eat yakiniku.

"Well, not bad."

"Hey, so the meat that sticks to my saliva is so delicious." As soon as Shiyu of Xiazhiqiu finished speaking, Dongfang Bai choked on his trachea, and 853 thumped his chest hard, trying to swallow the piece of barbecue.

"Come, drink water." Xiazhiqiu Shiyu quickly picked up a cup of Coke from the side and handed it to Dongfang Bai, and he poured it directly without looking at it. He finally calmed down and thought he would eat barbecue. Choked to death.

"Oh, it seems that I got it wrong, that cup is my drink..." Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu raised the corner of her mouth, and she didn't speak in a hurry until Dongfang Bai poured the whole cup. It was really intentional.

"..." Dongfang Bai's face froze, as expected of Shiyu of Xia Zhiqiu, his ability in black belly is even more than his, but she can only tease innocent boys, how could Dongfang Bai sit and let her tease.

"Well, it smells like Shi Yu-senpai."

"Eh...!?" Xiazhiqiu Shiyu's pretty face blushed, and her fair and beautiful face was instantly dyed with a red glow. Of course, she also knew that this was Dongfang Bai's counterattack, but her cheeks began to heat up out of her control.

Good guy, even Shiyu of Kasumigaoka can flirt.

(aeei) "...Then do you still want to try...?" Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu took a long time to soothe the deer's pounding heart. Her wine-red eyes were rippling, exuding a special emotion, gentle Staring at Dongfang Bai, he raised his mouth slightly.

Dongfang Bai couldn't be more familiar with this action. The other party's meaning was very obvious. I'm afraid it was a kiss, and he could feel the other party's 'taste' at a very close distance? !

"Cough, no need, Shi Yu-senpai is not going to write a new book, let's hurry up and work." After all, Dongfang Bai still couldn't hold back the charm of Xiazhiqiu Shiyu, and turned his cheeks with a blush.

No matter what he said, he couldn't talk to the other party, because if a girl turned into an old-fashioned ghost, her combat power could completely surpass that of a boy, and Shiyu of Kasumigaoka was exactly this type.

"That's true." Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu chuckled, she knew that she still won this match, but the competition with Dongfang Bai was much more interesting than a certain golden retriever with two ponytails.

Dongfang Bai may counterattack at any time, but Eri Sawamura has no fighting power in front of Shiyu of Kasumigaoka, and is the object of random teasing.

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For most of the afternoon, Shiyu of Kasumigaoka was writing new works, and Dongfang Bai finally felt bored and wrote the script on his mobile phone, and the speed was quite fast, no less than Shiyu of Kasumigaoka who wrote on a laptop.

"Hmm~" Kasumigaoka Shiyu, who had been working for two hours straight, stretched lazily like a cat that woke up.

The girl's plump figure stretched her waist to the fullest in this action. The roundness on her chest seemed to stretch her coat, and the exposed neck and collarbone above were white and delicate.

It has unimaginable lethality for a girl of Dongfang Bai's age.

"Ara, is it possible that Xiongjun was thinking about something astringent just now?" Xiazhiqiu Shiyu showed a charming smile, and Dongfang Bai's movement of turning his face to the side subconsciously was completely in her view.

"Normal people will do this." Dongfang Bai complained helplessly, he controlled his eyes not to aim at random, but the instinct of a normal boy is difficult to control.

Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu felt more and more interesting when she saw Dongfang Bai's appearance. She had always been extremely disgusted by any gaze that fell on her body and legs, but the object was Dongfang Bai, and she had no such feeling at all.

On the contrary, there was a trace of unexpected joy.

"Can I ask Yakumo-sensei to help me see the new work?" Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu folded his hands together, and said to Dongfang Bai with a pleasing tone and movement.

Although the boy in front of her was very interesting to flirt with, she would never forget that the boy she liked was a leading light novel character, and ordinary writers had no chance to get his comments at all.

"Well, this is no problem." Dongfang Bai leaned over and got closer to the body of Shiyu of Xia Zhiqiu. He started to look at the new work written by Xia Shizi.

When he is reading, he will concentrate and turn into a serious expression. This expression is very different from usual. In the eyes of Kasumi Hill Shiyu, it has an unparalleled charm.

Dongfang Bai, who usually always smiles, now has an indifferent expression on his face, his eyes fixed on the screen, and this serious demeanor is quite attractive to Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu.

The new work written by Xia Shizi is a love triangle story, and the male protagonist is the son of the gang boss, and the female protagonist is the daughter of the sheriff of the Metropolitan Police Department. "False Love".

The love story of a man and a woman revolving around a childhood agreement is quite attractive, but just reading the first tens of thousands of words in Dongfang Bai did not find any stomach medicine ingredients, which made him feel a lot more comfortable.

Who doesn't know that Shiyu of Kasumigaoka is a famous scholar of love stomach medicine. Basically all the romance light novels she writes contain stomach medicine ingredients, and under normal circumstances, they can feed people to death.

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Chapter 98 Shy Senior Sister 【For automatic subscription】

"Well...at least it's pretty good in my opinion. It's not bad to write a little fresh love light novel occasionally, at least it's not a stomach medicine..."

Dongfang Bai complained about Shiyu of Xiazhiqiu, when he used to watch the love metronome, he was really fed by stomach medicine and could not stand it. It is estimated that most readers could not watch it because of this reason, if not for his timely comments , that book is likely to be cut in half.

"God, Master Yakumo actually said the same thing about me, but isn't your own work also very sadistic?" Kasumigaoka Shiyu responded with a somewhat speechless retort.

Who doesn't know what "Fate" by the old thief Yakumo Bai is. Except for the book "Oriental Porject", all his works contain abusive elements, especially "Fate/zero" and "Magic Girl" which have not yet been born. Small Circle".

After these two works come out, Yakumo Bai will completely become a "cancer" in the light novel world. People who can write heroines to death are still so good at writing stories.

It makes people feel uncomfortable, but I can't help but want to watch this feeling.

"...Ahem, that's what I wrote to highlight the characters." Dongfang Bai blushed, he really couldn't refute that, and he himself had such a bad taste, which belonged to a writer's eccentricity.

"So it is." Xiazhiqiu Shiyu appeared to accept the lesson humbly, and pretended to take notes, but with the playful smile on her face, everyone knew that she must have said that on purpose.

"Okay, it's too late, I'll take you back." Dongfang Bai stood up, it was almost time for dinner, and he had to go back and cook for his two sisters.

And by the way, it would be better to send Shiyu of Kasumigaoka back home.

"Then I'll ask Yakumo-sensei-.",

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu smiled slightly, since Dongfang Bai is willing to send her home, she must be very happy. Today, she 'intimate' with Dongfang Bai for an afternoon, which is enough to go back and show off to Ying Lili.

If she knew that Dongfang Bai had already kissed Yingli Li, she would probably be stupid.

The place where Shiyu of Kasumigaoka lives is a small and medium-sized two-story apartment. Because she wants to write a light novel, she lives alone outside. Dongfang Bai sent her to the door before planning to leave.

"Remember, this is my home, and you can come over anytime you want me in the future." Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu raised the corner of her mouth and gave Dongfang Bai a wink on purpose. She was really annoying.

Dongfang Bai smiled back at her. If he married her in the future, he would be haunted every day... If you add a Keer Nayuta, even with such a good body, he might not be able to get out of bed for three days...

"Okay, let's go home~" Dongfang Bai gently hummed the tune of a song, and just after walking two steps, there was a rush of footsteps behind him, and then the corner of his clothes was immediately pulled.

"...Sister Shiyu?" Dongfang Bai looked at Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu, who was running behind him, suspiciously. Her face seemed a little unsightly, and it was estimated that she had encountered some trouble.

"My... key, it's gone." Dongfang Bai was the first to see Shiyu of Xia Zhiqiu with such an expression. He didn't expect the key to her apartment to disappear. No wonder he chased after her.

"This is troublesome." Dongfang Bai frowned slightly. Since the key was lost in all likelihood, it was lost at the previous barbecue shop. After all, the two of them stayed in that place for the longest time.

"Are you going to look for the barbecue shop...?"

Dongfang Bai smiled helplessly. Since he was his friend and candidate for his future wife, he would naturally help if he could. He couldn't just watch her get in and live on the streets.

"Well, thank you." Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu lowered her head slightly, her belly blackness completely disappeared, and now she looks more like a girl, Dongfang Bai suddenly felt that this was not bad.

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The two searched around the barbecue shop for a while, then went in and asked the pink-haired waiter inside, but still couldn't find where the key fell.

"Mr. Xixi, I have caused you a lot of trouble, and I can find it myself." Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu seemed to be a little embarrassed that Dongfang Bai had helped him search for so long, and felt a little guilty.

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"Well, I really can't find it, and it's a bit late. I can't let you look for a girl outside..." Dongfang Bai squeezed his chin with one hand, and finally made a decision.

"Why don't you come to my house first, Senior Sister Shiyu, how about remaking a key tomorrow?" Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu's expression was obvious when Dongfang Bai made this proposal.

He actually invited him to spend the night at his house...? !

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu's heart beat faster for a while, and he began to be stunned. He didn't expect that the key was actually a blessing in disguise. This wave of going to Dongfangbai's house for the night was a good profit.

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"Ah... If Senior Sister Shiyu is unwilling, I can go and open a hotel for you." Dongfang Bai saw Shiyu of Xiazhiqiu standing motionless, and thought that the other party was embarrassed, and planned to change the topic immediately.

"No, it's not easy to look for hotels at this time. Maybe other hotel rooms are full. It's better to stay overnight at Xi'an Jun's house."

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu's mouth began to rise. She was really rude, and she agreed to Dongfang Bai's invitation without hesitation.

"That's fine."

"However, I also have to thank Xiongjun for your help, do you need me to warm the bed at night?" Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu smiled and stretched out his hand to grab Dongfang Bai's right arm, causing his old face to blush.

"unnecessary…"

Dongfang Bai complained. Even at this time, Shiyu of Xia Zhiqiu still wanted to tease him. The panic of this guy just now was a difficult scene to see.

So Dongfang Bai took Shiyu of Xiazhiqiu towards his house. Although he knew that going back like this would definitely make the three vinegar jars in the family a little dissatisfied, it was a helpless move after all.

It seemed that Shiyu of Kasumigaoka wanted to stay at her own house more than staying in a hotel, and it was really difficult to find a hotel at night like this, so it would be more suitable for her to stay at her own house for a longer period of time.

Chapter 99 This is the girlfriend [For automatic subscription]

"It's really been a while." Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu followed Dongfang Bai all the way home, and he was still carrying a bag of vegetables in his left hand, his face was very bad.

I just stopped by the supermarket with Shiyu Kasumigaoka to buy some ingredients for dinner at night, but the aunt in the vegetable section of the supermarket looked at me with astonishment, because some time ago he went shopping with the goblin, this time Someone behind...

The look on Dongfang Bai's face as if he saw a scumbag made him feel uncomfortable all over.

"Next time, you must go shopping alone." Dongfang Bai muttered to himself, and took out the silver-white key from his pocket to open the door of the house. The blond girl in a pink apron just opened the door. appeared in front of him.

"Darling~ are you back? "Eight-five-three" do you want to eat first, or take a bath first? Or ~ yes~ say~ eat me first?" The Yamada Fairy covered her small mouth with one hand, grinned and smiled. Extraordinarily astringent.

But as soon as she finished speaking, Ying Riri rushed out of the living room, grabbed the Yamada Goblin and shouted loudly, "You sure did it on purpose!?"

"Well, what does it matter~" Fairy Yamada waved her hand indifferently. She also wanted to try this kind of mood occasionally. Today, she came out to pick up Dongfang Bai when Sawamura Yingri was around.

This intimate conversation, like a newlywed couple, made Yingri feel uncomfortable for a while, and Yingri was uncomfortable and tangled but did not dare to take the initiative to go up to Dongfang Bai's expression goblin, which was very interesting.

"Ara, is it true that Mr. West is still in the Golden House?" Kasumigaoka Shiyu stuck his head out from behind Dongfang Bai, and looked at the Yamada Fairy and Eiri with curious eyes.

She knows that the goblin can come over at any time next door, but what the **** is Eiri?

"Xiaxiaxiaxiaxia... Shiyu of the Hill of Xia!" Sawamura Yingri's face changed the moment she saw Shiyu, she pointed her finger at the other side, and stammered, as if she saw some monster.

"My name is not Xia Xia Xia Xia Xia Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu, can Sawamura-san really not even remember her name? It's better to go to the hospital as soon as possible, if it is Alzheimer's, it will be troublesome."

Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu showed a black-bellied smile, not at all the gentle appearance when she was with Dongfang Bai before, and the exit was a double attack of poisonous tongue and ridicule.

"No, why did you come back with Bai!?" Ying Lili asked Shiyu of Xiazhiqiu, how could she have thought that Shiyu of Xiazhiqiu would come here today.

"I also want to ask why Sawamura-san appeared at Xi'an-Jun's house. Could it be an illegal invasion?" Kasumigaoka Shiyu secretly said in her heart that she was very happy, but fortunately she came back with Dongfang Bai today, otherwise she wouldn't have known that Ying Lili had sneaked over. .

"I just have a little sketch left to finish, so I just ran over for the sketch, what's wrong, can't I?!" Ying Lili rolled her eyes, the game sketch that Dongfang Bai handed over to her has come to an end, next month's winter ACG The exhibition can catch up completely.

"That kind of thing can be done at home. I only came here to stay for one night with the 'consent' of Mr. Xixi because the key was missing. It's different from you."

"Stay...for one night?!"

Eri Sawamura turned pale in shock, looked at Shiyu Kasumigaoka with a dazed expression, and then immediately stared at Dongfang Bai with sharp eyes, he would naturally pretend to know nothing.

Just kidding, joining the battle between the two at this time will definitely be affected.

Just when the two faced off, Dongfang Bai was grabbed by a white and tender hand at the corner of his clothes, and the Yamada Fairy sneakily pulled him aside, but the two of them didn't notice at all.