My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

Dongfang Bai seemed to hear a rather harsh sound, which came from this wall, and then heard a rather irritable noise.

Chapter 83 Poisonous tongue meets poisonous tongue 【For automatic subscription】

"Nayuta?! Are you trying to get over the wall?"

"Get me down!!"

Pfft!

Then came the voices of Eri Ri and the goblin from the opposite side, and then there was another loud noise, but Kernayuta was pulled away from the wall by the Goblin Yamada and Eri Sawamura. This guy actually thought Jumping over the wall and running to the male soup, how ~ may she succeed!

After a while, the screeching sound of Kacha Kacha disappeared, replaced by a frustrated and dissatisfied complaint from Kerr Nayuta: "Senior Dongfang may be on the opposite side, don't you want to take a peek?"

"Is there something wrong with your brain??" Even Wugeng Liuli couldn't help complaining this time, and refuted Ke'er-Nayuta's words with a blushing face.

Going over the wall to the next door, although Wugeng Liuli was quite curious about the situation next door, but her thin skin couldn't make her take the same action as Kerr Nayuta.

"But speaking of it, the next door is really quiet. Maybe Shiibai is looking for a chance to peep here?"

The Yamada Fairy suddenly opened her mouth and said with a smile. As soon as the sentence fell, Eri Sawamura's face flushed instantly, and then she dived into the hot spring with a 'poof' and looked around with panicked eyes.

"Even if you are seen, there is nothing to be ashamed of, why are you hiding? Sawamura-san."

Shiyu of Kasumigaoka couldn't help laughing at Ying Lili's embarrassment. This sentence was not a single-target attack, but an area damage. Incidentally, it also attacked the black cat not far away.

And because her body is the strongest weapon, especially for girls with flat chests like Ying Lili and Wugeng Liuli, it is a big killer, and the strength of ridicule is one foot.

Wugeng Liuli was completely shot while lying down. Even though she didn't do anything, she felt offended. To be honest, she also hated Juru very much. Why does such a creature exist.

"Xiaxiaxiaxiaxia...Xiazhiqiu Shiyu!!!"

"My name is not called 'Xiaxiaxiaxiaxiaxiaxia hill Shiyu', can you call me by my name properly, does God still say that Sawamura can't even pronounce his name?"

Facing Ying Lili's anger and anger, Shiyu of Xia Zhiqiu smiled and teased the other side, but at this time, the black cat couldn't stand it anymore, and said, "The two extra fats don't need to exist at all, but they will still be there. affect actions."

"Ara? Teacher Black Cat isn't jealous of others because he doesn't have one, right?"

"Hmph~ The so-called **** and no brains really make sense. Teacher Xia Shizi's light novel must have something to do with it, maybe it's because of aging brain degeneration."

Click.

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu's mouth twitched, this guy dared to say that, not only did he refute him with one sentence, but he also brought a light novel that mocked him and called her an 'old woman'.

I didn't expect that the black cat, who is usually silent and unobtrusive, actually has such a poisonous tongue? is a formidable opponent.

"God~ Hmph, Teacher Black Cat is really joking. Your mediocre writing must also be related to your figure? I'm really sorry if it offends you."

The two were tit-for-tat, as if there was black air behind them, as if the legendary 'murderous aura' had condensed into substance. They both had long black hair and wine-red eyes.

If it is the second disease, they can automatically make up the scene that appears. Behind the two of them, there seems to be a 'shadow' fighting in the air, and the boxing that can't be seen with the naked eye can easily blow up the air and hit each other. .

The so-called stand-in messenger is just like that.

"These two guys are so scary..."

The Yamada Fairy wiped off the cold sweat that didn't exist on her forehead. She didn't expect it to develop into such a situation. Sure enough, if a poisonous tongue meets a poisonous tongue, it will evolve into this, it is too terrifying.

Otherwise, I would have gone out earlier. Although the two of them were smiling, their gentle words carried a hail of bullets, and if they were not careful, they would be drowned in the fire of war.

At this time, even Sawamura Yingri didn't say a word of interest. She knew that it was impossible to participate in the battle between the two with her own skills, otherwise, if she was not careful, she would be shocked by the aftermath of the two. die.

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To be precise, he was **** off by the aftermath.

Megumi Kato and Keer Nayuta were the only ones left in the audience sitting on the edge of the hot spring, squinting their eyes and enjoying it quietly, even Kato Megumi, who usually doesn't talk much, squinted and said softly this time, "It's really comfortable. ."

"That's right, it's great to be here~ I'm really exhausted from working hard every day, and I can finally relax."

Kerr Nayuta, who was sitting next to her, looked like an uncle drinking a cold beer after work. The two of them were leisurely and had been taking a quiet bath in the hot spring.

......................

At this time, Dongfang Bai next door.

"..."

He covered his cheek with one hand and sighed slightly, because he was leaning against the wall to soak in the hot spring, so the sound of the next door clearly entered his ears, even if he didn't want to hear it, he would definitely hear it.

As time went on, he felt that the temperature was getting higher and higher, and his body began to sweat unconsciously. Although it was an open-air hot spring, it was also hot spring water. It was impossible to say that it was not hot after soaking for so long.

White water vapor lingered around him. In the hot spring, the white mist was very thick. If someone didn't look carefully from a distance, he would not be able to see clearly.

He was expecting some kind of conversation between girls, scenes of beautiful girls playing and slapsticking, but what turned out to be a war between poisonous tongues, an animation exchange in a dead house, and a middle-aged uncle-like beauty The girl complains at work.

These girls simply don't play cards according to the routine.

"Sure enough, let's go out and prepare dinner ahead of time."

Dongfang Bai sighed like an old man, then got up to dry his body, put on a clean bathrobe, and left the hot spring. As for the girls next door, it might take a while.

Girls usually spend much longer in the bath than men, not to mention the hot springs, and they are already quite tired today, so they want to soak in the hot springs until they are refreshed.

[PS: Stop banning me, I really didn't get involved in h] for a long time.

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Chapter 84 The two of you are arrogant and plot against me! 【Seeking automatic subscription】

shhhhhh...

High speed, neatness, a beautiful and precise slash, the sharp silver kitchen knife is as flexible as hands and feet in Dongfang Bai's hands, and the movement of cutting vegetables is extremely skilled. Before the blink of an eye, all kinds of vegetables and meat were cut into small pieces.

Because the kitchen of this villa is right next to the dining room, and the walls are made of sturdy glass, everyone in the dining room can clearly see the oriental white cooking in the kitchen from the outside.

"Xi...Is Xixijun so good at cooking?"

"Although his cooking is delicious, I know, but I have never seen how he does it..."

Kasumigaoka Shiyu and Sawamura Eiri stared at Dongfang Bai's swordsman with wide eyes. He had a serious and calm expression, staring at the cutting board with deep eyes, saying that serious men are the most handsome "Qiqi" Seven", his appearance naturally attracted other girls.

"If senior's cooking skills are so good, being a girl feels a bit..."

Kerr Nayuta sighed slightly, she originally thought about cooking for Dongfang Bai in the future, but let's forget about the situation.

"..."

The black cat also opened his mouth slightly, and couldn't help but feel a little bit of frustration, but he still cheered up and was about to speak when Shiyu of Xiazhiqiu next to him took the lead and said, "Xijun, do you need me to help? Category……"

"No, thank you, Senior Sister Shiyu."

Dongfang Bai's expression didn't change. It was the first time that others saw the expression of this young man who often smiled so plain. He was really serious when he was cooking.

"Xiazhiqiu Shiyu, don't be ashamed of your cooking skills..."

Eri Sawamura looked at Kasumigaoka Shiyu gloatingly, although she also laughed at a hundred paces, and she was the type who couldn't cook at all, but it didn't prevent her from laughing at each other.

This time, Xiazhiqiu Shiyu is rare without her poisonous tongue. Instead, she curled her lips with a depressed look on her face, which made Yingli even happier, and finally saw this poisonous-tongued girl deflated.

"Come on, he won't even try to help him if I want to."

The Yamada Fairy held her face with one hand, and seemed to be a little bored. She was obviously better at cooking than Dongfang Bai, but she was rejected when she wanted to help...

"By the way, Sawamura-kun, has Western-kun's cooking skills been so good since the beginning?"

Shiyu of Kasumigaoka suddenly changed from her depressed mood, and asked Eri Sawamura, who was opposite, but Eri stammered her face with a red face and said, "I-I...how do I know, when he was a child, he also I didn't cook..."

"Hey, it turns out that Mr. Kashiwagi doesn't know at all, can this be considered a childhood sweetheart?"

The corner of the black cat's mouth twitched, and Ying Lili's face flushed with anger and immediately retorted: "Hey... long-winded! I've known him since I was a child, and I was a childhood sweetheart?!"

"It has been said that childhood sweethearts in various works cannot be brought together."

"That's fiction! In reality, the probability of marriage as a childhood sweetheart is as high as 70%, isn't it?!"

When Sawamura Yingri heard what Kasumigaoka Shiyu said, she immediately shouted angrily. The voice was quite loud, not to mention the other five girls, even Dongfang Bai in the kitchen could hear it clearly.

"?" Ying Riri saw the smiling eyes of the girls around her, she wasn't an idiot, of course she immediately reacted.

"Wow!!"

Ying Riri instantly realized that she had said the wrong thing, her pretty face was flushed, and her fair little face was instantly hot. From her cheeks to the tips of her ears, you could see how shy she was now.

I was actually tricked! ? These two guys join hands to tease themselves! !

You two scumbags are plotting against me! !

Glancing fiercely at Wugeng Liuli and Xiazhiqiu Shiyu, it should be said that the black-bellied character's restraint on Aojiao is too exaggerated, and she has absolutely no way to tease her back.

"I think it's the female lead who is always by the male lead's side, right?!"

The Yamada Fairy was naturally unwilling to be left behind, and a sentence came out, and Wugeng Liuli retorted: "No, under normal circumstances, the closest one is often not together in the end, but the heroine of the Heavenly Fall is more likely to succeed!"

The female protagonist of the heaven descending department, this means too obvious...

"Eh? I've also read a lot of light novels recently. It seems that there are many works that are the most popular ones, but they're not together, but the most unlikely one just succeeded..."

At this time, no one expected Megumi Kato to join this topic. Usually, she should not be interested in such topics, so why did she suddenly join in?

Just when the young girls were guessing something, Dongfang Bai had already come out with dishes one after another.

"It's all Celestial dishes, steamed carp, shrimp with jade belt, Mapo tofu, braised pork ribs, Buddha jumps over the wall, crab meat lion head, Dongpo meat..."

Dongfangbai read out a lot of dish names with a smile on his face, which made people stunned. It was hard to imagine that he could make so many dishes in just over an hour.

This speed is so exaggerated, and the dishes on the table are also bright in color and fragrant, so I almost don't know how it tastes.

These dishes represent the eight major cuisines of the Celestial Dynasty, namely Lu, Sichuan, Cantonese, Su, Fujian, Zhejiang, Hunan, and Anhui cuisines. How can people not cook'.

But I didn't expect him to learn so much. His cooking skills can be used as a chef in a five-star hotel in the Celestial Dynasty.

4.8 "Speaking of Xijun, you are from the Celestial Dynasty. Does everyone in the Celestial Dynasty know how to cook...?" Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu looked at the pile of dishes on the big round table, and was stunned before asking.

"more or less."

"almost???"

This answer makes people a little dazed, what is the same, is it true that everyone in the Celestial Dynasty can cook, then this is too scary, it is worthy of being called the country of gourmet...

"Anyway, let's try it first."

Dongfang Bai blinked his eyes and chuckled. His exaggerated cooking skills gave several girls a headache. This guy feels that he can do laundry, cook and clean. If there is no accident, this guy will bring a baby. If he gets married Isn't it just a vase? .

Chapter 85 The house was stolen 【For automatic subscription】

"Delicious."

The Yamada Fairy was surprised. I didn't expect Dongfang Bai's cooking skills to rise again in just a few months. What kind of monster is this guy? The speed of progress is too fast.

But it's still a little worse than this lady~

Just as the Yamada Fairy was praising her in her heart, several other girls were already in a daze. Just taking a bite seemed to be able to see the countless efforts and hard work behind the maker of this dish.

"Indeed... quite, delicious."

Eri Sawamura gritted her teeth and said, although she is a deadly arrogant, but she has no way to say that these dishes are not delicious, and the taste of the dishes of the Celestial Dynasty is good, better than the dishes made by the chef at Eri's house Too much is too much.

Even an eldest lady like her who was raised by high-end food had to admire the deliciousness of the food.

"good to eat."

Kato Megumi nibbled a piece of Dongpo pork, chewing it like a lady, and could feel the freshness and supreme delicacy of the meat. It may also be because the ingredients stored in the villa of the Yamada Fairy are the freshest and most advanced. Bar……

"Wow~ I didn't expect to have a delicious dinner after playing for a day. Today is really comfortable~"

Kernayu was enjoying herself with a satisfied smile on her face. She hadn't been so happy for a long time. It seemed that she could write a little bit of manuscript tonight, otherwise she would have to be urged again.

Not far away, Shiyu of Xia Zhiqiu saw that all the girls around were complimenting, and hesitantly looked at the pork ribs in the bowl, but in the end, he didn't resist the temptation, he lifted the blue silk by his ear with one hand and put the meat into his mouth.

woo...

Her body feels a little hot, what is this, it's too delicious, even a writer who writes light novels has lost his mind for a while, and doesn't need any vocabulary to embellish this delicacy, just say 'Okay' Just eat'.

"As long as you like it, huh."