My Phone Can Swipe Money

When Wang Bingbing brought back food for Tang Wen, Tang Wen had already washed up and was looking at the laptop with Wang Bingbing's all-in-one computer.

"Yoah, are you alive? Let me just say, there is no fragrant grass anywhere in the world, let's eat a new grass and we're done. Come here and taste the potatoes and beef that your father brought for you." Wang Bingbing threw the rice on the table , by the way, a few more jokes.

Seeing Tang Wen ignored him, Wang Bingbing leaned over and questioned: "I said mosquitoes, let's control it during the day. Although I also have an attitude of appreciation for art films, we should be more restrained in the daytime, and the impact is not good. "

"By the way, infantry or cavalry? I heard that all the XXX girl groups have gone to sea. You are the little prince of the art movie in our dormitory. Do you have any seeds? Please?" said with a smile.

"Fuck you, don't lean so close to Dad, don't disturb Dad to choose a computer." Tang Wen pushed away Wang Bingbing's hand around his neck with a look of disgust and said with a smile.

"Damn it, Mosquito, you are trying to turn grief into strength. Has your family been confiscated?" Wang Bingbing said in surprise.

He knows Tang Wen well. His father is a teacher, and his mother is a laid-off employee of a cement factory. Although the monthly living expenses are a little rich, it is not enough to let this guy see more than 30,000 aliens. m15x?

"The dog is honest, I'm not pretending anymore, I'll be honest, I'm too tired, you know what I'm a rich second-generation poor person." Tang Wen took out a soft white stick from his desk and lit it Looking up at the ceiling at a forty-five degree angle.

"Mosquito, don't scare me. You wait for me to call your mother right away. If you are sick, we will hurry up and treat it. If you have a problem with your brain, that's not a trivial matter." mother on the phone.

"Fuck you, you have a problem with your brain. I'm telling the truth. Didn't I tell you before that my family has a manganese ore factory in Xiangshui?" Tang Wen scolded angrily.

"It seems that there is such a thing, but didn't you say that electrolytic manganese pollutes a lot, and the country won't let it go?" Wang Bingbing asked suspiciously. Tang Wen's family opened a mine when he was in junior high school, and as his best friend, he also knew it.

"No, I have a cousin from Guangxi who came from abroad recently. He has developed some kind of decontamination technology. He said that several manganese ore factories at home will be able to resume production this year." Tang Wen pretended to say.

"Fuck, boss, ask for a cover, take me with you." Wang Bingbing said with a dog-legged look.

"Xiao Bingzi, bring me a cup of milk tea and two packets of Zhonghua by the way." Tang Wen took out the only two hundred-yuan bills from his slightly peeled wallet, and pointed at him with one hand.

"Go back to the king, should I buy 2 cups, and... I also want to smoke Chinese." Wang Bingbing said cheaply.

"Go away, you will get the Chinese toothpaste, and the rest will be your reward." Tang Wen smiled.

After Wang Bingbing happily took the money and went out, Tang Wenjing calmed down and began to examine himself.

"I don't have a computer, so buy it. My wallet is too long. I need to buy, buy, buy, clothes? Hmm, when we have money, we'll go to Taobao for chickens. Shoes, hmmm, buy, buy, buy."

After making up his mind to go shopping, Tang Wen swallowed the jujube and ate the potatoes and beef that Wang Bingbing brought back. After chatting with Wang Bingbing for a while, they agreed to go out for "shopping" at noon tomorrow.

After gaining confidence, it will naturally be different.

I originally wanted to take a taxi and go shopping in the city, but unfortunately, Tang Wen's school is in CS, a place where birds don't shit, and the only way to travel is by minibus. Of course, those who are not afraid of death can also choose Make a black car.

However, I heard from the previous seniors that the black car has trapped many students, so generally few students choose to take the black car. As for the bus?

Just kidding, can you grab a seat with auntie? Going up is not called a car, that thing is called a trailer, and the whole person is the same as hanging on a car. Tang Wen also experienced it a few days before the start of school. Since then, he would rather wait for half an hour for the CMB than go to the bus. Made a pendant.

Because it was Saturday, there were more senior sisters and juniors who went shopping and shopping.

Tang Wen looked around, but unfortunately the quality was not good.

"Well, Mosquito, your ex-girlfriend." After getting in the car, Tang Wen and Wang Bingbing sat in the last row by the window. Not long after they sat down, Wang Bingbing whispered to Tang Wen.

"Fuck you, who said that I failed to confess, I didn't even fall in love, and gave my girlfriend a hammer." Tang Wen also saw that Jiang Yun, who had just gotten in the car, had another girl, who was probably her roommate.

"Damn, why didn't I find that Jiang Yun's ugly is a bit scary before." Tang Wen comforted himself.

Judging from Tang Wen's experience in various clubs in later generations, Jiang Yun is only one point more handsome than passers-by. If the full score is 10, Jiang Yun will get 4 points at most.

It's a bit of a **** to think that a woman who has been chasing 4 points in the past has been rejected. But think about the girlfriend that she made later is not as good as Jiang Yun.

Tang Wen shook his head and looked out the window. In the future, I should find more good-looking young ladies to wash my eyes. This Nima looks at monsters every day, and sooner or later is assimilated.

"Hey, Jiang Yun, look. Is the one in the back the one who confessed to you last time?" Jiang Yun's best friend Liang Siqing found Tang Wen in the back row and whispered to her ear.

"Hmph, I'm annoying this person. I told him that I have a boyfriend, so I bought a bottle of water for me, so I'm so affectionate." Jiang Yun glanced at Tang Wen in disgust, then leaned against the window Come on.

As if he was afraid that Tang Wen would find her, if Tang Wen knew what she was thinking at the moment. Will definitely yell. Who TMD has not been blind.

After arriving at the bus station, Jiang Yun and Liang Siqing hurriedly got off the bus as if they were afraid that Tang Wen would find out.

Tang Wen watched from behind and wanted to laugh. He pointed at the two who had "run away" and said with a smile, "Gouzi, you look at them like two dogs."

"Huh? You finally opened your eyes. I told you before TMD that Jiang Yun's kind of passers-by don't suit you, you have to chase, it's not me bragging about you, just your appearance, being a little white face is absolutely No problem." Wang Bingbing replied seriously.

"I think so too." Tang Wen rubbed his chin and agreed in agreement. Before Wang Bingbing could react, Tang Wen ran out of the car.

"I'll wipe, mosquito, come back to me, who do you TMD say is a dog." Wang Bingbing, who had recovered, hurriedly chased after Tang Wen.

Amid the noise, the two took a taxi and headed straight to the computer city.

"Mosquito, are you burning too much money? This Nima Computer City is a place to trap students." Wang Bingbing said dumbfoundedly, looking at the big sign in the computer city.

"What are you afraid of, I don't buy assembled ones. Let's go, Dad is happy today, and I will buy one for you." After 25 hours of brushing money, Tang Wen now has a huge sum of 93,018 yuan in his bank card.

Wang Bingbing put her hand on Tang Wen's forehead and asked, "I don't have a fever, why are you talking nonsense during the day?"

Interrupting good Jiyou's mentally retarded behavior, Tang Wen took Jiyou Wang into CS's Alien Store. There is no so-called beautiful salesperson, and no so-called R-wife boss.

A middle-aged man heard that the student in front of him was going to buy an MX15. It was the one with the top 30,000 price tag. He immediately smiled like Zhezi. With the boss's attitude towards his father, Tang Wen and Wang Bingbing walked out with a computer. Computer City.

After going out, Wang Bingbing's brain was still in a state of crash. Looking at the computer in his hand, and then seeing that Tang Wen finally timidly brought the computer in front of Tang Wen, he stammered: "Mosquito, take it back, this Nima is too expensive. I'll take it. It's a little hot."

"Would you like it, if you don't want it, just lose it." Tang Wen was too lazy to force and walked directly towards Versace. He checked the map at school, and happened to be on the way near here.

"Damn it, mosquito, don't you think about my butt." Wang Bingbing shrank her neck.

"Fuck you, I like a big, long-legged, thin-waisted young lady."

"That's good."

"roll."

"Good." Wang Bingbing returned in response.

In the next hour, he successfully saw Tang Wen's prodigal trip. Two Alien notebooks cost 60,000 yuan, Versace three T-shirts, two coats, four pairs of pants, two shirts, and seven pairs of underwear. It cost Tang Wen almost 24,000 yuan, and the average price is 2,000+.

Wang Bingbing has completely taken it. Nima has a broken T-shirt for 2,000 yuan, a jacket for 4,000 yuan, pants for 1,500 yuan, and a shirt for 1,500 yuan. The most amazing thing is that a pair of underwear costs 200 yuan. This Nima is stealing money.

After seeing Tang Wen's expressionless payment, Wang Bingbing only knew at this moment that this basic friend of hers really sent it, UU reading www.uukanshu. com and the kind of upstart.

"Hello sir, here is a total of 24,400 yuan, and here you are charged a total of 24,000 yuan. Please swipe your card here." With the compliments from the sales girl, Tang Wen ended this shopping trip with satisfaction.

Of course, before going back, the two went to AJ next door to scavenge 6 pairs of shoes, and gave two pairs to the **** king. It cost more than 8,000 Tang Wen. Tang Wen, whose balance was a little insufficient, withdrew the 7,200 he had spent two hours shopping.

Tang Wen, who returned with a full load, took a taxi and lost 300 yuan, and asked the driver to drive directly to the downstairs of the dormitory.

The 8-person room that Wang Bingbing and Wang Bingbing lived in before, but Tang Wen was too noisy, so he moved to a 2-person room in the teacher's dormitory with his friends. After throwing all the things into their respective rooms, Tang Wen was very satisfied looking at the spoils in a room.

As for Wang Bingbing's happy, she couldn't wait to play games in her room. In his words, it is a pity not to play games with such a good configuration.

"Hey, it looks like it's impossible for the **** king to find a girlfriend at school in his life." Tang Wen shook his head and affirmed.

Wang Bingbing is roughly three or five thick, and a little Mediterranean. In her last life, she was a bachelor. After graduating from college, she spent a while with Tang Wen, and then went home for a blind date. Unfortunately, they all failed.

When Tang Wen was reborn, this buddy was single like Tang Wen.

But he is indeed Tang Wen's most iron buddy.

"Well, it's impossible to give you beautiful women. You can't catch them anyway. The ugly ones can still be introduced to the **** king. Anyway, it's not the same when the lights are turned off. Hahahaha."

Wang Bingbing, who was playing Warcraft next to Tang Wen, didn't know yet, but now he has been sentenced by Tang Wen.

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