My Life Starts with Spending Money

　　Who is the hottest ghost animal this year, I won't give me 100 yuan!

　　 Red Hat Hundred Yuan brother must be ignorant. His classic quotation: "You played me, tricked me, and you won't give me a hundred dollars!" It was spread all over the Internet and endured for a long time.

　　 No matter how many years have passed, "Don't give me a hundred dollars!" This stalk can play all kinds of tricks.

　　 Of course, this buddy hasn't appeared yet. If he comes out, it is estimated that all station B will be his territory.

　　 And now the hottest ghost and animal video with the most broadcast and barrage is Brother Dali who was arrested for attempted robbery on New Year's Day this year.

　　 As soon as the interview video of this buddy was broadcast, it exploded the entire network, and it was immediately turned into a ghost video.

　　 Classic quotation: "I spend 500 yuan less a day, I feel uncomfortable. Vigorously works miracles."

　　 These words are really brainwashing, I don't know how many people have become a mantra.

　　 I heard that Brother Dali will be sentenced soon, but many media companies are optimistic about him and plan to sign him after he is released from prison.

　　What?

　　You dare to believe it!

　　 Robbers can become internet celebrities! The weasel is going to give a New Year greeting to the chicken.

　　 Well, standing on the vent of the times, even a pig can fly, let alone the robbers who "speak surprisingly".

In addition to Brother Dali this year, there are also many very hot happy ghosts on station B, such as Liu Xing in "Romantic Heroes 2", the classic quotation: "Oh shit, Liang is extraordinary.", the subversive rap "legendary" player Pang Mailong , The classic quotation: "My skateboard shoes are the most garbage garbage."

　　 In addition, there are Aunt Xue, the three boys, Wang Nima's Zhang Quandan, Lord Führer, Jin Kela, Political Commissar Li, and so on. By the way, there is Brother Feng who wants to make headlines, and there is also a fitness ghost.

　　 These days, a video may be inexplicably hot with one sentence. Even if you skewer a bunch and eat a kidney, people in Nima watch it.

　　Moreover, it's not just people watching, the number of broadcasts in two or three days is more than 500,000, which properly breaks the trend of one million.

　　 Li Xian played from station A to station B. He never thought that he could be at the top of the popular video list, or in such a "shameful" way.

　　 Brother happily chewed on his waist and blew B, and then... Nima overturned?

　　Who is so boring, and I have recorded a video!

　　 Li Xian recalled that when he played the string that night, there were indeed many people watching him, but he really didn’t notice that someone took the phone to record the video.

　　 I ate a kidney and something happened.

　　 Even if Li Xian wanted to fire, he definitely did not fire in this way.

　　 This method is too LOW!

　　 When he wanted to come, he shouldn't say domineeringly on the Internet: "Brother makes friends without looking at money, anyway, no one is rich."

　　 This is the correct way to open.

　　Brother Xian is out, Principal Wang can rest.

　　 Li Xian was very annoyed and angry, but after watching the video, he suddenly wanted to laugh. Ignoring that I am the protagonist of the video, overall, this ghost animal video is really good. The magical soundtrack and funny ghost animal lines really complement each other.

　　 The repeated gestures of raising his hands and gnawing on his waist are comparable to the effect of the head of state patting the table.

　　 It's not unreasonable that this ghost animal video can be popular. Among them, there is a very crucial factor. Li Xian has done what many people want to do but dare not do. Who doesn't want to open up when they do.

　　 For example, let’s start with ten pans of waist pads. If you don’t have a digestive tablet, you dare to shout like that.

　　 Ten dishes of kidneys, I vomit blood for you in minutes.

　　It is foreseeable that this sentence: "Bring me ten waists." It is destined to become this year's classic quotation.

　　 Lee Hyun is on fire... No, his waist is on fire.

　　 "Brother Xian, are you okay?" Zhang Cheng, who had been observing Li Xian, asked carefully.

　　 He found that Li Xian's expression resembled a face change in Sichuan Opera, and he was afraid that he had suffered internal injuries.

　　 "Hehe... it's okay!" Li Xian smiled a little strangely, and Zhang Cheng was startled by the look.

　　 "Is it all right?"

　　 "Your brother has a wide heart and fat body, what can you do?" Li Xian squinted at him, pointed to the computer screen and asked, "Can you contact this UP owner?"

"Brother, what do you want to do?" Zhang Cheng asked suspiciously, but after another thought, he almost guessed Li Xian's intention and said, "Brother Xian, do you want him to delete the video? This... he should not be able to do it. Ah, this video made him a lot of followers, more than 10,000 in two days."

"Nima.... I have consumed so many followers." Li Xian murmured, the matter is over, he also knows that deleting the video has no effect, and the video has been spread. Fire up.

"Brother Xian, it's useless to let him delete it. Many people have reposted it. This group of grandchildren is too fast. Also, this is not the original video." Zhang Cheng said that he logged into the Youku website and quickly found out The original video said: "This 20-minute video is the earliest, but it is not as popular as the ghost video, but I feel that it is about to be popular, and many people are looking for this."

　　 This 20-minute video records the entire process of Li Xianlu's stringing. But the time is too long, it is estimated that many people have read it leisurely.

　　 Zhang Cheng said again: "I watched it again, let alone watched it, I was greedy. I really didn't expect, Brother Hyun, you can eat so much, when will you take me to eat."

　　 "Heh... you can't eat you!" Li Xian glared at him, and UU read www.uukanshu.com and said, "Stop talking nonsense, can you contact the UP owner?"

　　 "This... I don't know, I can send him a private message in the background, but I may not be able to reply to me." Zhang Cheng said with difficulty.

　　 "Damn, I also know that sending a private message is mainly for him to see it." Li Xian patted his shoulder and said, "You have a lot of spooky ideas, think of a way to bring me a sentence."

　　 "Oh~~ let him delete the video? It's useless, brother."

　　 "Deleting the peat. Deleting is useful. Does it have such a big impact?" If removing the mastermind can eliminate the impact, Mr. Chen must not let the computer repairer si eight hundred times.

　　 "Uh...hehe." Zhang Chengqian laughed, "Brother Xian, what do you want to bring to him?"

　　 "Tell him, his number is gone!" Li Xian said meaningfully, the corners of his mouth slightly raised.

　　 [Random task: Me! Brother Yaozi! 】

【I! Brother Yaozi!: Come out and mix, there's nothing you dare not recognize. You are Brother Yaozi, a different legend. No one can replace this title. Given the risk of being impersonated, go and prove yourself. (1) Self-identification: Prove that you are Brother Yaozi, don't talk nonsense. The time limit is three days. (1) A little lesson: a certain UP master brings a negative impact to the host, and since there will be people who will imitate in the future, a small punishment and a big punishment must be given. The time limit is seven days. 】

　　 Hey, I broke the system again.

　　 I just had a rest for two days, but I couldn’t be idle anymore.

Brother 　　 is like the kind of person who must report to you!

Ha ha....

　　 Li Xian showed a malicious smile.

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