My Last Girlfriend

"I'll go, look at your evil expressions, where did you all think about it, I mean karaoke, karaoke!" Seeing our weird expressions, the wretched girl announced the answer in time, she said it, ours His expression returned to its original state.

"Scare me!" The little princess narrowed his eyes. But then she also smiled. She said to the wretched girl and Junxia, ​​"It's okay or okay, karaoke is also good, I have never karaoke with anyone before, let's karaoke together! Li Jian, you first!"

"Nani?"

Although it was the first time to meet, as the young princess, she didn't need to care if someone ignored her. No matter where she was, her proposal was put first.

"Aren't you good at singing? When you were trapped at the bottom of the well, didn't you still sing a lot of 21st century songs? Don't dare to sing a song!" The little princess said humbly. This little princess didn't really learn the ability to do great things, but he learned a lot about making trouble.

"this……"

"Hey, good idea, old apprentice, let us have some exciting songs!" The wretched girl is also a person who fears that the world will not be chaotic. In a way, she and the little princess are a perfect match, one for two. Naughty, a wretched, really embarrassing encounter, hooked shoulders and back.

While talking, the wretched girl ran under the wall-mounted TV screen in the hall and turned on the audio and led lights. In an instant, the entire hall turned into darkness, and only the colorful lights projected from the upper part of the hall turned on the ground. Circles of gorgeous and beautiful halos, interlaced and overlapped, paint the most beautiful pictures.

Let me go. I didn't expect that there will be such advanced equipment. It seems that it is worthy of the world after 400 years. Audio equipment and everything are much more advanced.

"Come and come, hold them all." The wretched girl turned on the TV's song playback software, and then she took four more microphones and handed them to me, Xiaobai, and Miss. She herself kept one.

"Apprentice, you have to sing today." The wretched girl said with a smile. I looked at her with a helpless but wry smile, and looked at the little princess on the side. She was sitting on the armrest of the sofa with two small feet. Hanging in the air, shaking and shaking...

"Master, but your age does not have the back accompaniment of ours." I said helplessly.

"It's okay, then don't have the melody."

"But I don't have a complete tone, so I can't sing well without a melody." I scratched my head and said with some embarrassment.

"Apprentice, you let my old lady be disappointed, right?" The wretched girl looked at me with a little dissatisfaction, her eyes showed a bit of unpleasantness, "I said apprentice, you know that our disciples' kung fu level is always Is it taller than other gang members?"

"Why?" I honestly said that I didn't know.

"Because our Gao family always pays attention to two points when selecting disciples. One point is to pay attention to the experience of that disciple. People who have not really exercised in dangerous situations cannot exercise real superb skills. This is the master and me. The reason for joining the army. Understand?"

"Oh, what else is there?"

"One more thing, hehe, that is to maintain a positive, high-profile, optimistic heart at all times! If a person does not have an optimistic and cheerful heart, he will only hesitate when encountering dangers, and forever Don't want to do even one big thing! So the question of many things is not whether you can do it well, but whether you can do it actively. Quickly pick up the microphone for the old lady and sing! Fake a penalty of ten! "The words of the wretched girl benefit me. Very shallow, I didn't expect the wretched girl to say such a philosophical connotation.

"Master, I didn't expect you to say such philosophical words. Did you take the wrong script?" I smiled.

"Really? Look at the old lady...oh, it's really wrong...don't care, sing to the old lady first!" The wretched girl was very cooperative and told me a joke, and I was forced by a group of beauties. Picked up the microphone.

"Wow, Master, you're about to sing, haha. Come on, I'm looking forward to it." Seeing that I was about to sing, Xiaobai blinked his big eyes and clapped aside with a grin. The princess looked at Xiaobai and then looked at me. , His eyes were also bent into crescent moons, clapping his hands expectantly to watch me sing.

The female wolf head and the one-eyed girl, two long-term bystanders, stood by and looked at me dumbfoundedly. Faced with the gaze of a group of beautiful women, I was really stressed. In the 21st century, I was in my bedroom. Humming songs will be beaten and scolded by my roommates. Fortunately, no one here has ever heard the songs of my time, even if I sing out of tune, I can pretend to be serious.

"Okay, then I... sing our most classic "The Heroic Song" of the 21st century! I wish you a victory this time, Master! I still sang Liu Huan's famous song under pressure. Heroic Song":

"The river flows eastward!"

"The stars in the sky join the Big Dipper!"

"..."

"Wow when the road sees injustice!"

"Shoot when it's time to do it!"

"Wow, rushing to Kyushu!"

"Hey oh yeah~hey hey yeah~"

Liu Huan’s heroic song is still more suitable for me, a big-and-thirty man. When I heard the song that I was full of passion and shouted with a loud voice, all the beauties clapped and applauded. The eyes of the little princess were bright, and the wretched girl laughed, Junxia couldn't help but laugh, Xiaobai clapped her hands, and the female wolf head was even more exaggerated. Because of the influence of my high-pitched singing, she jumped up and down, excited. It seems that my singing has inspired her bestiality.

"Master, you sing so well! Listen well!" Xiaobai slapped his little hand and cheered beside me, his face full of innocence.

"It's really good. I have never heard this style of music. It really is only in the 21st century." Junxia also clapped softly by the sofa, showing her white teeth, and gave me an admiring look. .

"Would you like another song?!" Seeing so many beautiful women clapping and applauding, I was also very confident and filled with a sense of accomplishment.

"If you want, Master, let's have another one!" Xiaobai said with a smile.

"Okay, then I will have another song "Blooming Life"... I want a blooming life... It's like walking through the boundless wilderness..." I took the microphone and sang Wang Feng's "Blooming Life", I sang The songs are all man songs that are more suitable for my voice. If I were to sing Faye Wong's sharp, round and round tunes, I would definitely not be able to do it.

Under wave after wave of applause, I sang 21st-century "Spring", "Glory Years", "Beijing" and other unrestrained songs. Under my lead, all the beauties helped me beat me. With the rhythm, sometimes I sing out of tune, and they all laugh, but I don’t have too much embarrassment, because the beauties here are my closest people, Xiaobai, or female wolf head. Okay, Junxia, ​​as well as the one-eyed girl, the wretched girl, and the little princess are all people who have shared memories with me and have a spiritual resonance. When they laughed, I only think I am making them happy. And there is no sense of shyness and inferiority that I imagined at the beginning.

After singing more than ten songs in a row, it hurt my throat and I stopped to catch my breath on the sofa.

"Heh, Li Jian, do you know what I'm thinking?" Junxia smiled and asked me this question when I sat on the sofa and drank tea to sooth my throat.

"What?" I asked while drinking tea.

"I think even if you are penniless, you won't have enough food and clothing. Just selling 21st century lyrics and songs is enough for you to become a world-class composer and lyricist. Haha." Junxia smiled faintly. Now, his complexion is gentle. I know she is telling the truth.

"Well, don't you want to record my song soon, maybe it will be the first song of a world-class singer by then!" I said smugly.

"Hehe, you are so proud to say a few words." Junxia flicked my hand.

"Junxia, ​​go and sing too, I have never heard you sing." I said to Junxia.

"Okay, I haven't sang in a long time. I remember going out crazy with my classmates when I was in college. Looking back now, I really miss the life of that time." Junxia didn't hesitate too much. People, the atmosphere is getting hot now. At my suggestion, she also took off her jacket, then picked up the microphone and sang the song of the world of women.

Junxia sang the famous song "Lily Withered Spring" in the world of women

"In the spring when the flowers are withering, I only miss you...my mother...time just goes by like this, we are still together...my mother..."

This is a song about the emotions of mothers and daughters. In the world of women, because there is no love, the friendship between women and the affection between mothers and daughters is the main content of praise. It can be said that most of the songs in the world of women are themed It's about friendship, family affection, and teacher-student affection. It's not like the vulgar love songs on the streets like the 21st century.

I’ve never heard Junxia sing before. Today, when Junxia sang it, I realized that Junxia’s voice is really good, a bit husky, but it’s clearer and more pleasing, very moving, and the song itself is also very beautiful. , I was moved the first time I heard it.

"Okay! Sing well!" I clapped vigorously, but Junxia's cheeks were red.

"I'm coming too, I'm coming too!" The little princess who had been sitting on the sofa couldn't bear it. She rarely had the opportunity to fight with others regardless of their status. Today is a great opportunity for her to perform.

The little princess's honey lips glowed, she took the microphone, and then gently shook her calf, stroking her bangs with her left hand, and poking a few strands of pink hair around her ears, singing like a lively elf.

Seeing the little princess singing, everyone immediately listened carefully.

Xiaojun’s lead sang is a song called "Firefly Flash", which is full of the youth and liveliness of little girls. It tells the story of two little girls who are close to each other because of their respective careers. They left before they left. I caught fireflies in the mountains overnight and put them in a glass bottle as a souvenir to the other party, and never saw each other again. The song is lively at the beginning, but a little bit sad at the end.

The singing voice of the little princess is sweet, very lively and beating, and it is uncontrollable to be brought to her rhythm.

"Haha, it's all so good, my old lady is very stressed!" When it was the wretched girl's turn to sing, the wretched girl sang a spoof song "Bra Flies", telling the story of the bra missing in the girls' dormitory. , The rhythm is awkward and spoof, and the bra disappeared. It turned out to be stolen by a dog. This story tells the cheerful story of a group of female students secretly raising pets in the dormitory.

What surprised me was that the singing voice of the wretched girl was the best of all of us, probably because she practiced martial arts so her lung capacity was relatively large.

It's just that when we took turns to sing passionately, the female wolf head who had been quietly listening to us sang suddenly went violently. She suddenly jumped on the sofa, and then raised her head and screamed:

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

The behavior of the female wolf head stunned us all, and I was even more shocked.

I reined in, the female wolf head actually sang?