My Last Girlfriend

Looking at their silly replies, I just feel so silly and cute, and there is actually a girl whose head is a pure girl with big eyes and asks me: "Sister, did you really cross over 400 years ago? Time machine?"

I smiled and replied: "I found out that I was 400 years later from a cave. And, little sister, you should not call me older sister, but older brother. At that time, people used to refer to male elders. This honorific title."

Now I am even more popular. It seems that few women in this era know the special term elder brother. Seeing that I am so professional and even released pictures, they are all confused by me, some are dubious and some begin to believe. NS. Keep asking me, according to you, what is the real relationship between men and women? What is life like for men and women?

Also ask me some details about 400 years ago. I directly mentioned the Chinese provinces and some capital cities at that time, as well as the world structure at that time, and even the heads of state, such as Obama, Romney Hillary and so on. Now I am even more popular. The following replies quickly reached a few thousand. It seems that the otakus of many websites have rushed to watch the excitement.

At that time, my heart was itchy. Unexpectedly, I just talked about the current social affairs that no one knew at the time would be a big hit. It was really interesting.

And after a while, a female netizen named "Female Doctor from the Ancient Tomb" came up to argue with me. She seemed to know the history of my time quite well, so she just recited the information directly with me. In a controversial way, the head listed the political, economic and cultural conditions at that time, trying to prove that what I said was false and imagined.

But when I said the most popular songs at the time, the release date of the movie, the star singer at the time, the release date of iphone4, ihone5, etc. all the big things and small things, that "Doctor Tomb" was also dumbfounded. Obviously She didn't expect me to be so awesome!

Doctor Tomb seemed speechless. She didn't reply to me for a long time, as if she went to check the information. After a while, she went online and gave me a reply, asking me:

"Where are you from? I work for the Secret Research Institute of the National Archives of History. Many materials have not leaked at all, and there is no record in the archives. How do you know this?"

I was taken aback at the time. I didn't expect that the other party would have such a background, and my heart was a little fuzzy and a little nervous. If she knew that I was really a man, I might really not be able to explain it when I found out that Yanzi's came.

Being scared by the female doctor, I also recovered from my pride. I thought about it for a while and said, "I write a novel, I made it up!"

The female doctor didn’t believe it, she replied with a private message: "It’s impossible. Don’t lie to me. I have an impression of the data in the database about that era. Many of the historical events you mentioned are exactly the same as the records in the archives, and even some records are not yet available. What you said is precise and detailed. Where do you come from? Do you work for the National Archives Department? Which ministry do you belong to. I wonder if the information in the National Archives can't be leaked out at will?"

I was frightened by this female doctor. I didn't expect the other party to be so knowledgeable, and he really doubted me. Fortunately, she didn't suspect that I was a man. After all, this kind of thing that came through 400 years ago is difficult to convince unless you see it with your own eyes.

How to do? It seemed to be overplaying now. I just wanted to make a fuss on the Internet, but I didn't expect government workers to be brought in accidentally.

If I continue to tell her, I'm afraid I will show more of my feet.

So I replied casually: My uncle used to work in the database, and he told me when he came to see me.

But soon I discovered that I had made a fatal mistake.

After seeing what I said, the female doctor replied to me: "Uncle? Isn't this for men?"

Oops, it's really bad this time, the inertial thinking didn't turn around, accidentally showed more horse feet. So I just closed the website and went offline and turned off the computer, letting the female doctor want to go! I do not care.

After turning off the computer, I was still uneasy. I was lying on the bed thinking whether I would be checked by the water meter.

In my time, network monitoring was so powerful, it was no effort to check the water meter.

And many detective films also have plots to query addresses through ip address query. At that time, I was worried that it would be troublesome if the house was found by the secret service or something.

I was worried for a while, feeling lingering, but soon I was relieved. This kind of online quarrel will only be regarded as a prank by most people. Who will take it seriously?

And even if someone comes to check the water meter, as long as I find a place to hide them, they will leave after seeing that the girls like Yanzi are all women, and it is impossible to stay alone. I was relieved when I thought about it this way. I was tired for a day today, and I fell asleep soon after I was nervous.

I spent my first day in this world where there are only women.

What will happen in the future, I can't imagine, I can't imagine, but I can only be a monk hitting the clock one day.

The next day I was awakened by the swallow's knock on the door.

"Li Jian, are you awake?" Swallow's voice came, interrupting my dream. When I first woke up, I instinctively thought I was still in the 21st century, and I used to reach out to grab the phone on the bedside. But after catching some time, I remembered that I crossed it myself.

At that time, my brain was awake instantly, and I got up from the bed.

At that time, Swallow also opened the door and came in. Her long brown-black hair was still set up, as if she had just washed her hair. She was holding a plate of cereal-like things in her hand. Swallow was wearing a black shading and white plum match today. The thin blouse in the picture is tied with a black belt around the waist. The top is plump, the bottom is slender, and the figure is extremely good. Swallow looks fresh, simple and elegant, and very beautiful.

"This is a paste of corn flour, made with a mixture of corn and mashed potatoes. We usually eat this. I don't know if you have these things in your time."

Swallow smiled and put the oatmeal on the side of my bed, and I hurriedly got up.

"You don't have to bring it in, I'll just get up and eat by myself..."

"It's okay, you don't need to get up, you can sleep as long as you want. If you are tired, continue to sleep well."

"Swallow..." I was really moved by Yanzi's care for me, and her meticulous care of me was really comparable to my mother. I looked at Yanzi's beautiful face with a gentle and smiling smile, and I was really speechless. With swallow's appearance, in my age, she was at least a beauty comparable to that 7-point milk tea girl, even the swallow's temperament was even higher.

In my age, the girl like Yanzi is definitely a goddess sought after by countless people. Basically, there is no intersection with people like me, but now Yanzi takes care of me so well and treats me so well, even like a lover. Same. I really feel moved from the bottom of my heart.

"What's the matter?" A gleam of light flashed in Yanzi's eyes when I saw that I was hesitant to speak.

"Swallow," I lowered my head, somewhat difficult to say, "You...you are so kind to me."

"Huh?" Yanzi tilted his head, looked at me puzzled, and was surprised by my words.

"Swallow, haha, tell you the truth, in fact, for a girl like you, in our time, there will definitely be many men chasing you and wanting to be with you. It is difficult for ordinary men to be like you The girl’s care."

"Oh, isn't it?" Yanzi seemed to be a little interested, her expression turned into a serious face. "Why? What's wrong with me?"

"That... because you are very beautiful and have such a good personality. You have temperament and money... The competition between men is very fierce. For a good girl like you, they will desperately come to please you and pursue you. I want to marry you."

"In our age, many men called girls like you "Bai Fu Mei"."

"Bai Fumei?" Yanzi's eyes lit up slightly after hearing my words.

"Yes, it's a girl with fair skin, rich, and very beautiful."

Yanzi nodded slightly, but the interest on his face became more and more intense.

"Uh, am I beautiful? I mean... from the perspective of your age?"

"I'm afraid it's not very, but very beautiful." I said with a wry smile. "Men of our time, when they see girls like you, they would call them'goddess'."

"Female... God?" Swallow's pupils dilated slightly.

"Well...it means unattainable." I scratched my head and said. "At that time, the number of men was basically the same as that of women, but men liked to pursue beautiful girls, but there were relatively few beautiful girls, so beautiful girls cherished animals...men would fight frantically."

Under my praise, Yanzi was in a good mood, and there was a slight pink on his face.

"Well...hahaha, it's so funny. But now is not your time, you are now the only man in the world. You are a treasure, I have to take good care of you. Eat it, jade powder paste nutrition Very hearty."

Yanzi said, urging me to eat breakfast, but I looked at her deeply, but my heart felt a little bit distressed. Yanzi took such care of me because I was the only man. If this world was my world at the time, I am afraid that for a girl like Yanzi, I can stand alone in the distance and look up.

"I'll go eat out!"

I got up from the bed and walked out in my pajamas carrying the swallow's jade powder paste. When I arrived in the hall, I realized that the beauties were all awake. They were all sitting on the sofa in the hall waiting for me, and it seemed that they all ate. It's too early for breakfast.

Seeing me, the beauties shot their gazes like searchlights one by one, and then they didn't move away.

I finally knew that Swallow was right to let me have breakfast in the room. It was really not good for a group of beauties outside to watch me eat breakfast, but it was hard to see when everyone came out and went back to the bedroom. I had to be in front of the beauties. Walked to the round table, and sipped the jade powder paste pretendingly, and the swallow followed out, looked at me, and smiled lightly.

The Bingshan beauty is the closest to me. Her eyes that looked like two cold daggers stuck in my body and never moved. It made me only concentrate half of my energy when eating. It was really unpleasant, and I didn't taste jade in the end. What does the powder paste taste like, I just think it's okay.

"How does it taste?" Yanzi stepped forward to clean up the dishes.

"Yeah! Okay!" I nodded and licked my mouth.

The swallow chuckled.

"Look at you, there is a lot of stains on your face, and your eating is really funny." Yanzi took a wet wipe and wiped the corners of my mouth. For a moment, my eyes and Yanzi's bright eyes looked at each other for a while. The scent drifted across the tip of my nose, I don’t know if it was the scent of swallow's hand or the scent of wet wipes.

"Give me the plates, I'll take them to wash them." As the swallow went to the kitchen with the plates, the eyes of a group of beautiful women next to him were strange. I looked at Xiaotaimei. She sneaked into my room last night and I don't know what her mentality is now.

Little Taimei also raised her slender eyebrows and looked at me. Seeing my gaze, her eyes flickered from side to side and she immediately moved away. She didn't dare to look at me. It seemed that her behavior last night still made her wonder what to do. How to face me.

Little Taimei was like this, I had to pretend that nothing happened last night, and then scratched my head and looked at the beauties.

"You all got up early." I greeted them with a smile.

"..."

The beauties are silent~~~