My Inseparable House Guests

"It seems that some pandas in mainland China are indeed disguised as humans." My friend also agreed with Zhou Guanting's statement at this time.

However, he still felt that it was an exaggeration that all the pandas were disguised as humans. It should be because the number of pandas was decreasing year by year, so the mainland hired some people to pretend to be pandas to maintain the number of pandas in the zoo.

But the few people couldn't care so much anymore. When they got back to the hotel, they began to contact the media to sell the photos they took.

But unfortunately, after three days of busy work, although some media in the province contacted them, none of the media was willing to buy their photos.

After all, all the bragging on the Internet, all the nonsense in variety shows, the past is over, if the media publishes this matter seriously as news, then it will be really stupid.

But the frustrated Zhou Guanting obviously did not give up the idea of ​​selling these photos, he contacted more media, and just when he was about to give up, a Hong Kong media found him.

"Guanting." Zhou Guanting's friend said to Zhou Guanting after passing the news with the Hong Kong media, "They said they are willing to pay for these photos, but we need to send them to them to see."

"Then send a few photos first." Although Zhou Guanting wanted to get the money before posting photos, but no one bought his photos for so many days, so he could only show some sincerity to the other party first.

But after Zhou Guanting sent a few photos, he found that the other party hadn't contacted him again, and the original contact information could not be reached.

Just when the two wondered if they had been cheated, a post about the mainland zoo looking for someone to pretend to be a panda began to circulate on the Internet, and the photos used in the post were taken by the two of them.

"I was cheated." Zhou Guanting almost died of anger when he saw the post.

He thought that the other party was the real media, but he didn't expect that the other party was not a Hong Kong media, but an ordinary person. After getting a few photos, he posted by himself, and he didn't plan to ask for the rest of their photos.

In the Internet age, any interesting thing will spread in a short time.

Although the post titled "Continental Zoo Looking for Someone to Pretend to Be a Giant Panda" is not very good, it just hit a lot of people's laughs, so many people reposted this funny post one after another.

Many Chinese even began to blackmail themselves.

Netizen: People from Sichuan said that this matter is true. I went to Wolong to apply for a role as a giant panda, but I was too thin and others didn't want it. I am currently gaining weight at home.

Netizen: I’m from Sichuan. Someone in my family plays the role of a panda in the zoo. Although the salary is high, it’s very hard work. I have to play the role of eating bamboo for tourists anytime and anywhere.

Netizen: Although he is not from Sichuan, he is an employee of our provincial zoo who plays the role of giant panda. In addition to eating bamboo as mentioned above, sometimes he has to roll around, and occasionally he will climb up a tree to pretend to be cute. down.

Netizen: No wonder one day when I went to the Panda House, I saw a giant panda smoking in a corner. I wondered why the panda got addicted to cigarettes. It turned out that the staff who played the role of the giant panda were addicted to cigarettes.

Netizen: The staff who play giant pandas are all professional editors. I have a friend who does this, but once he was too cute and fell down and broke his leg, so now he is working as a conservation worker. He said that panda cubs are generally not exhibited because they cannot be played by others. When they are exhibited, skinned mice are used. The older ones are dyed with chow chows and then pretend to be pandas.

Last time he gave me a dyed chow chow, but on the way I called animal protection and stopped it for me. He insisted that I robbed their pet dog, but they snatched it away. I still think about it fat Panda-colored Chows will be very sad.

"It's all messed up." Zhou Guanting has been browsing the news about this matter on the Internet for the past few days, but found that it was supposed to be an event that revealed the truth of the matter, and it has not received everyone's attention at all.

Although it sucks to be lied to, it's even worse to be disbelieved!

So Zhou Guanting is not going to sell those photos for money anymore,

Instead, I posted all the photos and videos I took on the Internet, and wrote down my own experience.

But in order to convince others that it was true, he changed the location from the winery to a wild zoo somewhere.

With video, the believability increases a lot.

And just after Zhou Guanting posted the post and was questioned by many people, someone posted a photo he took at the Panda Pavilion in the Imperial Capital Zoo, and the giant panda in this photo was actually the same as the video sent by Zhou Guanting. Giant pandas look almost identical!

According to the photographer's description, this giant panda was photographed by him a few days ago when the panda house in the Imperial Capital Zoo was about to close.

At that time, the panda was sleeping on the ground without moving. Because the giant panda is very big, he took several photos of the giant panda.

Originally, he also took the post that someone pretended to be a giant panda to work in the zoo as a joke before, but when he got home, he took out the photos he had taken before and compared them, and found that the giant panda in the two photos of the author is almost identical!

As soon as this post came out, many people were suddenly taken aback.

It is said that the giant panda is extinct, and someone pretends to be a giant panda. This news must be false.

But if there are not enough giant pandas, how many people can pretend to be? Sounds like a fart.

Basically, no one will believe this statement except fools.

But there is no shortage of fools or people who pretend to be fools on the Internet.

So the topic that had been dropped before was arguing again, and people even planned to go to the Imperial Capital Zoo to see if there was this panda.

When Fang Ze searched for news related to Las Vegas, of course he also found relevant pushes about this incident. After figuring out the cause and effect, he laughed so hard that his stomach almost burst.

In fact, it is not the first time that the topic of giant pandas being disguised as humans has come up.

As early as one or three years ago, this topic was popular on the Internet, and even related pictures flowed out, which became a trendy article. Many people died laughing at that time, and the protagonist was also from a southeastern province. .

But although everyone said that this incident was news from the media in a certain southeastern province, in fact the cause and effect had nothing to do with the people in a certain southeastern province.

The cause of the incident was that in 2010, someone in Hong Kong posted a post questioning that the giant pandas An An and Jia Jia in Hong Kong were pretending to be human beings. Of course, this post immediately attracted a lot of ridicule, but it became very popular because of the level of humor. s post.

So on April 1, 2010, netizens posted the story of a man pretending to be a panda to the Hong Kong newspaper City Daily, which became one of the spoof news in the special edition of "Metropolis Daily 18 Years Later" on April Fool's Day. . Reading Joy, Reading Joy is wonderful! (=Reading Joy)