My Inseparable House Guests

People like Lao Bo are good at everything, the only shortcoming that is not considered a shortcoming is that they are too serious.

Fang Ze originally just wanted to make fun of it, but after listening to Lao Bo, he thought about it for a long time, nodded seriously, and said, "I'll give it a try later."

Fang Ze didn't care about Lao Bo's words. After all, it's the era of mobile games. How can anyone watch the video introduction of those ancient games with the same picture quality as mosaics.

While Fang Ze and Lao Ao were fishing for water in the bathtub, a tall and thin man was walking towards his house with two policemen.

The thin and tall man's real name is Yu Yancai, which is a bit feminine. In addition, when he was a child, he was always bullied by his classmates because of his sissy, so when he grew up, he vowed not to let others bully him again.

Although he doesn't have an advantage over other men in terms of body size, he can't even beat some women. But as a modern person, Yu Yancai believes that IQ is the most important thing, and the key point is to use the rules reasonably.

So after being beaten by Fang Ze, he thought that if he wanted revenge, he must outsmart him.

But before he could figure out how to outsmart him, when he went to the 4S shop to pick up the car and came back, he found that the keyhole of his ground lock was blocked by someone, and it was filled with broken iron slag mixed with glue. Stand up lock keyhole.

Now even his key can't open the lock. I checked the Internet and said that unless the glue in the keyhole is slowly roasted with a lighter, I can only find someone to remove the lock directly. Reinstalled.

In this hot weather, using a lighter to burn the keyhole of the floor lock is pure performance art. Yu Yan thought it was too stupid to do so, so he had a plan. He turned his car glass and smashed it, and then put the The car stopped in front of the lock.

After going out to buy a few bags of biscuits and fruits, Yu Yan approached the old ladies who often sat in the community to cool off, and after bribing them with biscuits and fruits, she led them to say that they saw Fang enter the back of the community with a brick.

Then, Yu Yancai directly called the police, saying that the glass of his car parked in the yard had been smashed by someone, and he had lost some of the money in the car.

The locks in the community are legal or illegal. If you call the police, the police may not come back, and they may not take care of them when they come. However, smashing cars and robbery is a serious problem. It is a criminal case, so there will be two policemen soon. Came over in a police car.

After asking the old ladies enjoying the cool air and confirming that they had indeed seen Fang Ze go to the parking lot behind the community with a brick, and then Yu Yancai confirmed that his economic loss was 10,000 yuan , the two policemen came directly to Fang Ze's house under the leadership of Yu Yancai.

But Fang Ze had already gone out at that time, and there was only Hannibal wearing earplugs at home. Although the police knocked on the door so loudly that Hannibal could hear the sound through the earplugs, Hannibal could not go out on time. Open the door, so Yu Yancai and the two policemen had to stand outside the door.

Hitting the door open with your shoulder is only something that often happens in the play. Facing a security door, if you only use your arms, you can only dislocate yourself. Go back first and come back the next day.

But Yu Yancai thought that Fang Ze was at home, but he saw that the police were afraid to open the door, so he called and asked for the contact information of Fang Ze's landlord, and then decisively called Fang Ze's landlord.

It just so happened that Fang Ze's landlord lived nearby, so he could come over in seven or eight minutes.

At this time, Fang Ze was still wiping the moss in the bathtub with Lao Ao.

"It sounds like someone upstairs is knocking on the door." Fang Ze vaguely heard the sound of knocking on the door, because Lao Ao's house is not the downstairs directly opposite him, but the downstairs opposite the door, so Fang Ze didn't listen. It is clear whether someone is smashing his house or the door opposite him, but I still feel a little uneasy in my heart.

"The kid upstairs is playing basketball.

"Old Ao said, "An eight-year-old child, the family bought a small leather basketball, clapped it every day, and said it several times, but just didn't listen. "

"There are also people who you veteran cadres can't say." Fang Ze laughed twice, and then said, "I recommend a few methods for you."

"Let's talk about it." Lao Ao stopped what he was doing and asked.

"If you have money, go to a certain treasure and buy a resonance speaker. As long as the opposite side dares to make noise, you can turn on the speaker. The penetrating power is absolutely good, and it will kill the upstairs."

"how much."

"More than three hundred, some are cheaper, but the effect is not good."

"It's too expensive." Lao Bo shook his head, yes, Lao Bo is generally a person who can do it himself and absolutely does not spend money, so he feels sorry for the money.

"If you do it yourself, you can find a small motor, nail it to the wall, and turn on the motor directly, and the effect will be good." Fang Ze saw that the bathtub was almost cleaned, took off the rubber gloves on his hands, and continued. , "If you still find it troublesome, buy a walking stick or a cane, wrap a cotton cloth on the top, and if the upstairs is noisy, you can poke the roof. If the effect is not good, you can poke in the middle of the night when they are about to sleep."

"Uh, this is disturbing the people." Lao Bo was a little hesitant to let go, mainly because he was afraid that the police would come to the door and cause trouble.

"What are you afraid of?" Fang Ze said, "Even if you call the police upstairs, you have to have evidence, right? You don't have to do it regularly, and there is no way to record it on the other side. Besides, the recording can't prove that it was done by your family. The police come. If you hide the things before you open the door, he can still search your house."

"It's the same as fighting a tunnel battle." Lao Ao shook his head and said.

"Wicked people still need evil methods. If you don't want to do it, I will come to the door to talk about it another day. If you still don't listen to people, I will use a toothpick to block the keyhole of their house."

"You child who is studying, it's better to make less trouble." Lao Bo said, "People are impetuous now, who knows what will happen."

"The attitude of letting things go is not good, that's how World War II was fought."

"It's too far away." Lao Ao said, "But your method is still good. I'll try it another day with a hammer tied to a clothes rail and a towel."

Uh, old cadre, oh old cadre, you are not at all as honest as you appear to be.

Fang Ze smiled, then watched as Lao Ao began to fill the bathtub with water.

"But having said that, everything still depends on the essence. There are children upstairs, and there is no way for the children to make trouble. The root of the problem is that the builder didn't install the sound insulation board."

"Just make do with it. You just crawled out of the field and didn't work as a farmer for a few years." Lao Ao wanted to say something, but at this time Fang Ze's cell phone rang suddenly, and someone called him.