My Inseparable House Guests

"I'm back." Just when the little boy and Pikachu were surrounded by the tree men summoned by Fang Ze and had no way to escape, Uncle Song who was sent out by Fang Ze also came back.

Fang Ze stretched out his hand to signal Uncle Song to climb on his shoulder, and then he walked to the side of a tree man, looked at the little boy and said, "The little girl who chatted with you in the orphanage just now is your friend, right?"

"What do you want to do?" The little boy suddenly had a bad feeling.

"Little pear is in my hands now. If you don't give up resisting and follow me obediently, that little girl may be very dangerous." Fang Ze smiled sinisterly, while reaching out to Uncle Song who had just climbed onto his shoulder , "Uncle Song, bring the things here and let this child see if Xiaoli is in our hands."

The three views of children are relatively simple, and they value friendship far more than adults.

So Fang Ze was sure that when he took out Xiaoli's personal belongings, the little boy would immediately lose his fighting spirit and give up resistance.

And Fang Ze can choose to talk to Pikachu alone at this time.

I believe that Pikachu still prefers to return to the Pokémon world to find Xiaozhi. In this way, Fang Ze can bring Pikachu to the Demon Management Bureau, and then use Pikachu to lure the Rockets trio, and wipe out all the Pokémon and everyone who traveled to the earth this time.

What a perfect plan.

Fang Ze thought that although his IQ was not high, he still had no problem dealing with a few children and characters from children's cartoons who were obviously mentally retarded.

But there is a saying that people are not as good as heaven.

There is also a saying that one is not afraid that the team's players are all gods, but that his teammates will become pigs.

Uncle Song has always been a bit gluttonous, and his IQ is still online, so Fang Ze assuredly sent him to take out personal items from Xiaoli to threaten the little boy.

But Fang Ze obviously didn't make it clear to Uncle Song that among the close-fitting items, underwear is not included!

Because Fang Ze kept staring at the little boy and worried that he would run away, he didn't see clearly what Uncle Song had brought from Xiaoli.

Fang Ze didn't realize until Fang Ze reached out to take what Uncle Song handed over and showed it to the little boy.

Um,

Uncle Song stole the little loli's body.

That's embarrassing.

Even Fang Ze, who was thick-skinned and could stand shoulder to shoulder with the Great Wall, couldn't bear the embarrassment at this time and hurriedly stuffed the ** into his pocket and hid it.

But it was too late at this time, the little boy had already seen what Fang Ze was holding in his hand.

"You, you!" The little boy suddenly fell into a state of explosion, but this is not an animation, and explosion in the real world is useless. Fang Ze saw that his plan to persuade him to surrender was completely destroyed by Uncle Song. Only five tree men can act together to capture the little boy.

"Pikachu!" The little boy picked up his schoolbag, turned his head and shouted at Pikachu who was still fighting with a tree man.

At the same time that Pikachu ran back, the little boy also ran to the front of his broken tent, and then opened his schoolbag, allowing Pikachu to jump into the schoolbag, and then he quickly got into the small tent with the schoolbag in his arms.

"Run into the tent?" Fang Ze didn't know what the hell the little boy was doing, so he waved a tree man to lift the tent up.

With the sound of a pile of rags hidden in the tent flying up, Fang Ze had a clear view of the situation inside the tent.

Fang Ze originally said that this tent was just for the little boy to sleep in shelter from the wind and rain.

But this little boy in the second grade surprised Fang Ze.

Because after the tent was raised, what appeared in front of Fang Ze was not a little boy, but a pit.

The pit was about one meter deep, covered with plastic wrap and newspapers around it, and a large wooden board was placed horizontally inside.

It seems that the little boy usually sleeps on the wooden planks, and the tent is just a cover.

But now, even on the wooden boards, there is still no sign of the little boy.

A tree man stretched out his palm transformed from a branch, and dismantled the wooden plank. Only then did Fang Ze discover that there was a huge abandoned water pipe under the wooden plank.

This hose might have a little trouble getting into an adult, but it has absolutely no problem getting into a small child.

Fang Ze walked over and jumped into the pit, and could even hear the slight friction sound of the little boy climbing in the water pipe.

This little guy is so smart.

An unreliable conjecture popped up in Fang Ze's mind, maybe this little boy is the son of a plane who was fused into the earth, he is so vigilant at such a young age, and his IQ is not bad.

Such a guy, if he grows up in the future, if he doesn't follow the right path, he will probably be worse than Lu Shu, who is so angry that he won't pay for his life.

Because the summoning time of the tree man is coming soon, and if he forces the tree man to lift the water pipe, it is easy to cause unpredictable damage to the little boy who is climbing the water pipe, so Fang Ze plans not to rush Pikachu tonight. Take them back, after all with the compass in hand, they can't escape Fang Ze's control.

The call of the treants was canceled in advance, and the five treants turned back to the ordinary big trees in place.

Fang Ze filled the hole dug by the little boy back, then took out the gun from his pocket, and asked Uncle Song to return it to the little girl.

Otherwise, tomorrow the girl named Xiaoli will find that she is gone, and if the little boy tells Xiaoli that it is Fang Zeqian in the future, Fang Ze will not be able to remove the label of perverted lolicon.

When we drove back to the Demon Management Bureau, it was almost dawn, Fang Ze brought a breakfast for the staff of the Demon Management Bureau, then knocked on the door to wake up Fan Qing who was sleeping in the lounge, and assigned her a task, Just fell asleep on the sofa on the second floor.

When Fang Ze woke up, Fan Qing had completed her mission and returned.

Rubbing his eyes, he yawned and took a piece of bread from Lao Ao. Fang Ze pointed to Uncle Song who was cheerfully counting sunflower seeds on the second floor, calculating how many he needed for lunch. Fang Ze said to Fan Qing, "Starting today, you have one more task, which is to improve Uncle Song's IQ!"

"What's wrong with my IQ." Uncle Song had a keen ear and heard Fang Ze's words, "You asked me to get something close-fitting. Is there anything more close-fitting than underwear? You humans are really strange."

"I can't communicate with a naked animal like you running around the streets."

"Who said we were naked!" Uncle Song jumped in front of Fang Ze several times and shouted, "Is the fur on my body fake? Who said I was naked! I don't cover my lower body because I am confident , unlike you who only dare to hide in underwear."

"Stop talking." Fang Ze was defeated by Uncle Song's animal logic, "I know I was wrong."