My Inseparable House Guests

phone-reading

"By the way." After Lockhart finished speaking, he walked up to Fang Ze with the tablet, and pointed to the bullet screen floating on the screen and said to Fang Ze, "Who made these words? Did people make it themselves to increase the effect of the program?"

"No." Fang Ze patiently explained to Lockhart, "These words are called barrage, and they are sent by people who are watching this live broadcast like you."

"Then what does popularity mean?" Lockhart pointed to the popularity on the live broadcast room and asked, "Does it show how many people are watching this person's performance?"

"That's almost what it means, but popularity is not equal to the number of people. If you divide the popularity value by ten, it's almost the same."

"That's a lot of people." Lockhart counted seriously. "If you divide the popularity of 300,000 people by ten, there are at least 30,000 people."

"Thirty thousand people watched such an ordinary performance." Lockhart's envious eyes almost popped out. He turned his head and asked Fang Ze, "Is this live broadcast available to anyone?"

"Yes." Fang Ze nodded, as long as he registered an account, he could broadcast live.

"Then I want to broadcast live too." Lockhart said decisively, "I feel that I have an obligation to let people in your world know an upright and brave person like me."

"Eh." Fang Ze scratched his head and suddenly remembered that the world where Lockhart lived, the total population of the United Kingdom is not very large, and there are even fewer people in the British magic world. Some people have calculated that there are probably only a few thousand real British magicians.

So even if Lockhart has appeared in Wizards Weekly five times and is known by everyone in the British wizarding world, he only has a few hundred fans.

Even though the fake popularity of Guayu TV is very serious, there is still no problem for a random little famous anchor with thousands of fans.

How could the vain Lockhart not be envious.

So even if he can only stay here for a week, he still plans to rely on the live broadcast to attract a wave of fans and satisfy his vanity.

However, the question is, if Lockhart does a live broadcast, what content will be broadcast live, and will he perform magic on the spot, so that people who have watched Harry Potter will recognize him.

Even if the audience won't immediately believe that this Lockhart is that Lockhart, some magic is just too outrageous, even magicians will find it difficult to reproduce it, and there will definitely be people who doubt it.

Headache.

Fang Ze didn't expect such a trouble to happen. It's really that life sometimes surprises you from time to time.

But Fang Ze didn't want this surprise at all.

Fang Ze thought for a while, and then said to Lockhart, "Mr. Lockhart, if you want to broadcast live, what content do you want to broadcast live?"

"Or perform my magic against dark creatures like werewolves and vampires, or dictate my adventures to the audience."

It would be strange if it could catch fire.

No matter what Fang Ze thought, he felt that Lockhart's attention was unreliable.

Looking at Lockhart's handsome appearance and extremely charming smile, Fang Ze suddenly had an idea in his heart. What if Lockhart were to sing.

Although in webcasting, male livestreamers generally play games, and there are very few full-time singers, but Shouting Mai is different.

There are so many fans of the male singer called Mai on YY, and Lockhart's image is so good, if Lockhart is allowed to shout Mai, maybe he can be popular for a short time.

So Fang Ze said to Lockhart, "Mr. Lockhart, how is your singing level?"

"Singing?" Lockhart said without thinking, "This kind of entertainment skill is not a little bit worse than my ability to fight dark creatures, but my singing voice is also worse than that of ordinary professional singers." Not much, people sometimes call me a lark."

"Then see if you can sing this kind of song, it's very popular here."

As Fang Ze said that, he released several famous yelling videos for Lockhart to watch.

"knife,

Angrily chopping snow winged eagles, mountains, boldly soaring into the sky, fire, tossing and then burning, the sea, setting off waves. Mountains of knives and sea of ​​fire are for you. Thousands of arrows are fired to block alone, and the blood flows with the wind and then cuts off the list of gods. "

In the video, a well-dressed man with a social atmosphere shouted at the top of his voice, and the old iron 666 was repeated over and over again in the barrage.

Lockhart watched it carefully for three minutes, and then Fang Ze said, "It's hard for me to understand this kind of art, although it sounds very dynamic and passionate."

"It doesn't matter if you understand it or not." Fang Ze said to Lockhart, "As long as Mr. Lockhart can shout these words with your beautiful voice, many people will become your fans."

"But if you want to learn another way of singing, you won't be able to learn it in a short time." Lockhart still refused.

"This kind of calling Michael is simple. You just need to find a paragraph at random and disconnect it at a suitable rhythm, such as this."

Fang Ze sat in front of Lockhart, pretending to hold the microphone with one hand, and waved the other casually, and then sang, "Bed, in front of that bright moonlight. Suspect, yes, there is frost on the ground. Raise your head, I look Bright moon. Lower, head, he thinks of his hometown. White, sun, the mountain ends. Yellow, river, I flow into the sea. Desire, poverty, this clairvoyance. More, up, he has a floor. Old, iron, I don’t What's wrong. Here, you, don't give me a compliment."

After Fang Ze finished singing a song that felt good about himself, he saw Lockhart looking at him like an idiot.

"What's wrong? Doesn't it sound good?" Fang Ze asked curiously.

"No." Although Lockhart can't accept such a form of performance, but in order to gain many fans, he reluctantly said, "Let me try it."

"Come, come." Although there is no professional recording equipment like Xiao Heian's at home, a microphone is enough for webcasting, even though there is no microphone now.

Fang Ze handed the phone to Lockhart, opened a song recording software, and asked Lockhart to try it out.

However, Fang Ze regretted it a minute later.

Lockhart really has no humility, his singing skills are really worse than his ability to deal with dark magic creatures.

Does Lockhart have the ability to deal with dark creatures?

No.

Therefore, Lockhart's singing voice is even more speechless and ugly.

Probably the level of a lark with its tongue cut off.

Fang Ze knew that the road of singing would be impossible, so let's perform magic tricks.

Although there is a possibility that this will be exposed, but with a disguise and Lockhart's bragging skills, everyone can at most think it is a novel way of magic performance.

Thinking of this, Fang Ze placed two orders in Goudong, one for a desktop host and the other for a microphone for live broadcast. Then let Lockhart try to perform in the bedroom, as long as the script is prepared in advance, let Lockhart Perform some simple magic, and generally it shouldn't get out of hand on set.

ps: there are updates at 12 o'clock and early in the morning, non-late-night parties can watch it tomorrow morning,

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