My Inseparable House Guests

"If you can become a cat girl, I can accept it." Fang Ze said lazily, half lying on the chair, "What's the difference between a cat that can't fuck and a salted fish?"

"I treat you as a shit-shoveling officer, but you want to be a fool!" Da Miao's face was full of expressions, as if he was shocked by Fang Ze's words.

"I used to think that you were just a simple lolicon, but I didn't expect you to have zoophilia. Now I should seriously consider whether to change to a shit-shoveling officer."

"You change the hammer." Fang Ze smashed a small sliced ​​apple at Big Miao, and Big Miao instantly caught the apple with his mouth like a dog.

You see, the relationship between humans and cats is like a master and servant in a circle, always adjusting their relationship according to different environments and times.

When feeding, humans are the masters. When you are in a good mood, you will have a good meal, and when you are in a bad mood, you will be hungry. And when it's time to pet the cat, the cat becomes the owner again, and when you're in a good mood, you can pet it to your heart's content, and maybe even rub it against you to make you happy. When you're in a bad mood, it's just a paw.

"You still tell me who the next guest is." Fang Ze asked Big Meow, "You know, it will take at least a week for me to smuggle back from Mumbai by boat, if that kind of extremely troublesome guest appears on the boat That's bad."

"Well, by the way, I forgot that you can only go back to China by boat now."

Big Meow licked his paw and said, "It just so happens that your next guest has his own boat, and you can take his boat when the time comes."

"Guests with their own boats?" Fang Ze really couldn't guess who it was after hearing Da Miao's words.

After all, according to the order of the guests, the next guest is a villain-level guest, and Fang Ze really can't guess which one is the villain with a boat.

If he belongs to the camp of good guys, Fang Ze can also look forward to his childhood goddess Li Huamei.

"Slip away." Big Miao showed Fang Ze a cat's butt, and then said, "I wish you a smooth return home. Also, if you don't mind the trouble, you can bring me some imported cat food to make up for it Me, your good friend Lao Bo has been ordering cat food that tastes exactly the same for me for a week, not even adding a piece of ham."

Forehead.

That's a lot to ask for.

Fang Ze showed an expression of "Okay, I will" on the surface, but in his heart, he had already forgotten the words of Big Meow.

He is now particularly curious about who the next guest will be.

On Saturday morning, Fang Ze, who was slightly disguised, was wearing a windbreaker and a small round cap, like a posturing petty bourgeoisie in the Republic of China era, and boarded a very old-looking cargo ship.

"Welcome to the ship Garul, which is always good luck." A white man with a beard saw Fang Ze stepping on the ship, and opened his arms to welcome him.

"Thanks to the generous Captain Dreyer for allowing me to take your ship." Fang Ze hypocritically hugged the captain who looked almost fifty years old.

"It's too polite of you to say that." Captain Dreyer said to Fang Ze, "It's not me but you who are generous. Thank you for prepaying the ship fare in advance so that I can repay part of the loan. Otherwise, my ship may be returned. It will take a while to get out of port."

This Captain Dreyer is an upright person, and he explained clearly the reason for carrying Fang Ze.

The two exchanged a few words, and Captain Dreyer asked a sailor to lead Fang Ze to his cabin.

The smuggling boat that Xiao Hei arranged for Fang Ze this time was a medium-sized cargo ship, mainly doing business between India and Southeast Asia.

Because of an accident not long ago, he owed a lot of money and was entangled by creditors and unable to go to sea. That's why Xiao Hei found him, and promised to help repay the loan, and asked the captain to take Fang Ze to the nearest port to Huaxia.

The one who led Fang Ze to the cabin was an Indian boy who seemed to have just grown up. He asked Fang Ze a lot of personal questions curiously, and Fang Ze answered some nonsense, basically not telling the truth.

"gentlemen,

My name is Gawala. The Indian boy didn't seem to notice the intentional or unintentional concealment in Fang Ze's words, and said to Fang Ze, "I'm in the cabin above you. If you are bored at sea, you can ask me to play cards or something." "

"En." Fang Ze nodded, and then opened the hatch of his cabin.

It's a very small cabin with just a bed and a small foldable table.

"This time, in order to make up for the loss, the captain converted many cabins into cargo cabins, so the places where everyone lives are very tight, which is not bad."

"It's okay, I usually don't choose." Fang Ze didn't care much about the size of the cabins, but what Gavala said before, Captain Dreyer converted many cabins into cargo holds.

Ever since he watched the documentary about the Nanbang Shiyue incident, Fang Ze was very sensitive to these hull modification matters.

You must know that once something happens at sea, if you are lucky, you will be found early and can be rescued. If you are not lucky, you will have to float to death at sea.

Ren Fangze now has a bunch of useful and useless skills by his side, facing the vast ocean, there is nothing he can do.

After Gawala left, Fang Ze tidied up the cabin, then locked the door and went out, and looked for the location of various facilities on the ship such as the restaurant.

Fang Ze took the boat on Saturday morning, and before noon, the boat set off from the port and headed towards Southeast Asia.

Sailing at sea is generally not very comfortable. If the ship is a luxury cruise ship or a large hotel-style passenger ship, the experience is not bad, but a cargo ship like this really makes people feel terrible.

Shaking hulls, dim lights, tight spaces.

Fang Ze took out a laptop he bought before leaving India, and wanted to play games for a while, but soon felt nauseous and wanted to vomit because of the shaking of the ship's hull.

'Boom boom boom. '

There was a knock on the door outside the cabin.

Fang Ze stood up and opened the hatch, and found that the Indian boy Gawala was standing outside.

"Hey sir, how was your day?"

"It's terrible." Fang Ze closed the laptop and shook his head.

"Because the weather is bad these days, the boat is shaking very badly." Gawala shrugged and said, "If you have no way to rest, I can take you to a good place."

"Where?" Fang Ze asked the Indian boy.

"You will know when you go."

Looking at the mysterious look of this Indian boy, Fang Ze didn't think too much. He considered that it was indeed very uncomfortable for him to stay here, so he nodded and agreed.

"Okay, let's go take a look with you."

Through the dark passage in the cabin, Fang Ze followed Gawala to a cabin next to the dining room, opened the door and entered, and immediately found that the size of this place is astonishing, at least twenty times the size of Fang Ze's cabin.

However, this cabin is now full of people. On the dozen or so tables placed, a bunch of people shouted something imposingly there.

Fang Ze looked through the gap between people and found some dice, poker discs, turntables and other things, and immediately understood what this place was.

The biggest problem of a long sea voyage is not food, but people's mental state.

After all, traveling by sea means stuffing you into a bigger house and letting you live for a dozen days or longer. During this period, if there are no entertainment items, people's mental pressure will easily increase, and accidents may happen.

While sailing at sea, the most effective and cheapest entertainment is gambling.

This thing can not only pass the time, but also paralyze the spirit. As long as there is no gambler who can do anything with red eyes, generally nothing will happen.

In ancient times when sailing, the general captain would also support the crew to gamble. First, the crew who lost the bet were looking forward to the captain's salary after landing, so they would become very obedient.

Secondly, if the crew gambles, there will definitely be some moderate conflicts with each other, which will prevent the crew from connecting with each other and creating the captain's rebellion together.

"Sir, do you want to play?" Gawala came to this place, and immediately showed great excitement, his face was full of expressions of eagerness to try. "I can introduce you how to play, and tell you who is playing poorly, and you can win money from him."

Gavala turned his head to look at Fang Ze and said, "Of course this requires a small reward."

Seeing the performance of this Indian boy, Fang Ze finally understood why this little guy was so passionate about his performance.

I'm afraid that he has lost all his money, so he can only watch from the sidelines, so he came to ask him to collect some benefits.

Fang Ze took out a few large-denomination rupees from his pocket and gave them to the boy, "These things are for you, you can play with them, I want to see for myself."

"Thank you, thank you." Jawala nodded hurriedly, and immediately ran towards a card table.

Fang Ze looked at this underage boy, shook his head, and then started to visit here again.

I have to say that although this place is not very big, there are still many ways to play gambling.

Apart from not being able to understand, and not knowing where the chess and cards are played, other Fang Ze can understand a little bit.

He stood in front of a table where the dice were placed in cups, and after the dealer rolled them, he guessed which cup the dice were in, and asked, "How much is a game?"

The dealer of this table is a dark-skinned Southeast Asian. He looked up at Fang Ze, and then said in English with a thick accent, "Five hundred rupees once, I will give you 10,000 rubles if you win, and you will give you 10,000 rubles if you lose." I'm five hundred."

This amount is quite small.

Fang Ze thought for a while and sat in front of the table, nodded and said, "Then let's play a few games."

The exchange rate between the Indian rupee and the Chinese yuan is almost ten to one, and five hundred rupees is a handful of fifty yuan, which is really not too much.

(37 Chinese 37zw)