My Inseparable House Guests

Fang Ze and Stark moved very quickly, not to mention the three policemen, even Pepper beside him didn't realize what happened, the two had already beaten the three policemen to the ground .

And the Indian who brought these three jǐngchá over ran away, seeing that Fang Ze and the others dared to hit the jǐngchá, and left his companions to run away again, it made Fang Ze and Stark feel a little pity.

I still want to beat this kid up.

After cleaning up the unscrupulous jǐngchá, President Stark turned his head to look at Pepper with the cynicism and pride of a playboy, "Don't worry, it's all right now."

"My God, what did you do?!" Pepper finally realized what Fang Ze and Stark had done at this time, and she shouted at Fang Ze and Stark in shock, "You attacked jǐngchá .”

"Yes." Fang Ze and Stark shrugged tacitly and said together, "Don't these jǐngchá deserve it."

"This is against the law." Pepper took off his hat and covered his forehead to express his unacceptability to the facts in front of him, while shouting at the top of his lungs, "Do you know that this is against the law?"

Our Lady of Europe and America really lived up to its reputation.

Fang Ze also didn't expect that this nice-looking American woman would still have the attributes of a virgin. Stark still wanted to explain something to the Holy Mother, but Fang Ze stopped him directly, "We should go, otherwise the other police will come over in a while, and we won't be able to run away from the gun."

"Okay." Stark said to Pepper, "We are going to run away now, do you want to go together?"

"If I left with you, wouldn't I have committed a crime with you?" Pepper shook his head decisively and said, "I'm going to call my personal lawyer now. You'd better stay, and I will let my lawyer defended you."

"Leave it to yourself." Fang Ze and Stark waved away decisively when they heard Pepper's words.

To tell you the truth, the police in India would fight. As long as no one was killed, Fang Ze really didn't think there would be any serious consequences.

You must know that India is not China now, there are gangsters everywhere, as long as your face is photographed, basically you can't escape. In a chaotic place like India, as long as the crime is not caught on the spot, generally nothing will happen. What's more, here is Hyderpur, which is relatively poor and chaotic in the south, and jǐngchá's work efficiency is definitely quite low.

Fang Ze and Stark ran two blocks away in slippers, and then randomly added a rickshaw and asked the driver to pull them to a better hotel nearby.

Rickshaws, also known as rickshaws, are still a popular and convenient means of transportation in India. When he was in Delhi, Fang Ze basically took taxis when he went out. The reason was not that there were no rickshaws, but because there were taxis in big cities like Delhi.

The caste level of taxi drivers is much higher than that of rickshaws, so foreign tourists like Fang Ze can only be received by them. Even if you want to find a rickshaw, the taxi driver will take the rickshaw. The coachman runs away. Because the drivers of this group of rickshaws are of low caste and cannot speak yīngyǔ, they cannot compete with taxis.

After dozens of minutes passed, Fang Ze and Stark came to a hotel that looked good, paid the money, and walked in.

The attitude of the fúwù staff at the front desk of the hotel was not bad. When they saw Fang Ze, a foreigner, come in, they immediately asked a few servants to come over to carry the luggage.

However, Fang Ze refused because he didn't have any luggage. He just gave one of them some money and asked him to go to the shoe store to buy two pairs of leather shoes for them.

Opening a house in India does not require a license. This is definitely a good place for young couples, but basically few Indian couples dare to come out and open a house before they get married.

It is definitely not against the law to be caught and beaten to death like this.

"Can I pay by **?" Fang Ze asked the front desk.

"Yes." The fúwù staff at the front desk said as he took out the credit card machine and signaled Fang Ze to swipe the card.

But the moment Fang Ze opened his wallet and was about to take out the gun, his whole body froze.

** Gone.

"What's the matter?" The fúwù staff at the front desk asked Fang Ze not taking out his pistol for a long time.

"It's nothing, I'll pay with xiànjīn." Fang Ze took out the little xiànjīn he had left, and paid the rent for the two of them for a day.

Since Modi abolished Indian banknotes across the board, the xiànjīn that foreigners who come to India can use every time they go out has become very small.

After all, with the same thickness, you must be able to carry more xiànjīn if you have large banknotes, and it took Fang Ze to fill the wallet, and it only took two days, and it was almost used up.

After taking the key, Fang Ze and Stark walked upstairs.

"It looks good from the outside, but not so good inside." Stark said to Fang Ze as he walked, "The carpet in the corridor feels like it's been used for ten thousand years."

"It's probably worse inside." Fang Ze made a small prediction, and when the two of them opened the door with the key, they found that the accommodation inside was a thousand levels worse than the hotel's appearance.

The standard room for the two of them was so small that it looked like a single room, not to mention, the bright stains on the bed were generously displayed without any sense of shame.

Fang Ze walked over to touch it, and suddenly felt that his hands had become greasy.

"I hope we can change to another hotel." Stark looked at the toilet in the open bathroom, which looked like a toilet from the Resident Evil series, and immediately said to Fang Ze, "It doesn't look like a toilet that can sleep. place."

"The problem is that we don't have the money to change the hotel now." Fang Ze rubbed his brows and said, "I lost my **."

"Isn't ** in your wallet all the time? You didn't lose your wallet. How did you lose **?"

"When I was on the train before, in order to prevent my wallet from being useless if I lost it, I put my ** in my underwear pocket."

"Then what?"

"Then it should have been lost during the fight." Fang Ze covered his face and said, "We only have less than 3,000 rupees to use now, and we probably won't be able to find a place to sleep the night after tomorrow."

"I haven't had good luck since I came to this fucking India." Stark looked at his feet in slippers, turned around and kicked the bedside table.

"It hurts." Stark screamed and jumped up.

"I'll call my friend with my mobile phone to see if he can help." Fang Ze reached into his pocket to pick up his mobile phone as he spoke.

"Wait, where's my phone?"

"Lost it." Stark answered for Fang Ze.

"When I came out of the Internet cafe, I was still holding my mobile phone. I either lost it during a jǐngchá, or slipped out while riding a rickshaw."

Fang Ze sat on the bed blankly, "Why did I come to India?"

"I don't know either." Stark leaned against the wall, and the two stared blankly together.

No matter how unlucky it is, life always goes on.

Because both of them lost their mobile phone money, Fang Ze and Stark's temporary task changed from finding a reliable computer to find out where Fan Jing sent emails to how to get money. survive.

In the morning, the two returned to the Internet cafe where they had a fight yesterday, only to find that the Internet cafe had been sealed off, and there was still a policeman at the door. They didn't know why the Indian police put on such a big display. Naturally, the two didn't dare to go there, so they could only look for the rickshaw driver who pulled them. However, India, as a country with a large population, has a relatively high population density, so the two were stunned to find it.

When they returned to the hotel with tired steps at night, the two of them no longer had the capital to be picky, so they randomly ordered two cheap meals and ate them in a hurry.

"Why do they look at me so strangely?" Because this is the south of India, they don't eat with utensils, and the two of them can only eat all kinds of things that look like a mess with their hands. Stark was eating a not very delicious curry rice, when he saw the people around him looking at him with strange eyes, so he asked, "Is there a flower on my face?"

"You have no face, they look at you because you eat with your left hand."

"What's wrong with eating with your left hand?" Stark was a little puzzled, "People here use their left hand to wipe their buttocks, but I don't use it."

"Indians don't use their left hand to eat, not because they wipe their buttocks with their left hand, but in their religious beliefs, the left hand is unclean, so they wipe their buttocks with their left hand and eat with their right hand."

After Fang Ze finished eating, he took a paper towel with his left hand and began to wipe his right hand, "That is to say, in their eyes, even if you wipe your butt with your right hand before eating, it is still clean. But eating with your left hand is equivalent to eating with your left hand." In the eyes of normal people, eat after wiping your butt."

"It's such a disgusting thing you said." Stark glared at Fang Ze, then took out a paper towel and wiped it until there was no paper in the middle, and he grabbed the free newspaper on the table to use.

"Wait." Fang Ze stopped Stark, and then took the newspaper.

"Why? Don't you let me wipe your hands?"

"No." Fang Ze took the newspaper in his hand and carefully read the content in the cracks.

"There is a decent and rich Indian nearby who is looking for a responsible teacher for his daughter who is proficient in Hindi and yīngyǔ." Fang Ze waved the newspaper and said to Stark, "and It also includes food and accommodation."

"You really plan to work here to earn money."

"Of course not, I don't want to stay here for too long." Fang Ze said to Stark, "The point is to include food and housing, and he is a wealthy Indian businessman who can afford a fairly good salary. You know this means what?"

"It means we can ask for a reward first to find someone?" Stark has also become a little silly recently.

"That means we can find a computer that works."