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"Hey, hey, stop!"

Fang Ze, who was watching the play, heard what the Indian said, and suddenly felt the distance between the two sides, and instantly confirmed that the Indian was his guest this time.

"Stop it, stop it, what are you doing to my friend?" Fang Ze stood in front of Big Shit and said to the two Indians.

"Your friend?" Two fat Indian men looked at Fang Ze suspiciously, and then continued, "You are a foreigner, are you sure you are friends with this untouchable?"

"Who are you calling a slut, I'm Tony Stark, the chairman of Stark Industries, can you understand what I'm saying?!"

Before Fang Ze could speak, the Indian who called himself Stark rushed over and yelled again.

"In India, it is impossible for anyone to hide their surname!" one of the two fat men shouted at Steke. "Look at your ID card. Your surname is Stark. You are a registered untouchable. Do you want to pretend to be a foreigner, look at your dirty look, people who have been in the toilet for a long time cannot appear in the public hall!"

The two fat men waved the rags as they spoke and wanted to hit Stark. Stark quickly hid behind Fang Ze, but Fang Ze couldn't dodge in time, and his face was slapped twice by the rag, but fortunately it didn't hurt.

"What are you doing!" At this time, an Indian policeman in a guard uniform came over and shouted as he watched the crowd.

"Police, I found a Dalit here." The fat Indian man shouted.

"Please call them listed castes, sir, it's not ancient anymore, anyone should have the same rights in India!" The Indian policeman said and turned his eyes to the dark-skinned Stark.

"Can you show me your ID card?"

"What identity card?" Stark was a little confused.

"It's the one in your pocket." The policeman pointed to a rectangular piece of paper in Stark's pocket.

"This?" Stark took it out and handed it to the policeman.

"Hmm, Tony Stark?" The policeman glanced at Stark. Although Stark didn't nod, the photo on the identity card was not much different from Stark, so he didn't think much about it.

"Did you come here to buy a ticket?"

"No, I'm..." Stark was about to say something, only to see Fang Ze rushing over to hold Stark and said to the police, "This is my friend, we are indeed coming To buy a train ticket."

"Your friend?" The policeman looked at Fang Ze, then at the downcast Stark, and said in broken English that was hard to understand, "Here, be careful of liars."

The policeman probably thought that Stark was a liar, and Fang Ze, a foreigner, was a deceived person. Fang Ze couldn't explain to the policeman at this time, what, so he nodded quickly to show that he understood.

After the police left, the two fat Indians also left. Stark immediately grabbed Fang Ze and asked, "You are my landlord for this trip, can you explain what's going on?"

"Wait a minute." Fang Ze signaled Stark to be quiet, and then he took Stark out of the train station to a nearby restaurant.

"Tell me first, how did you get here." Fang Ze was very curious about how Stark got here.

"I was in Vietnam to inspect the role of my company's new microchip on the battlefield. I was trapped and injured. And I was captured by a Vietnamese warlord named Wang Qiu and asked me to make weapons for him. I didn't want to do that. There was a mysterious A voice appeared in front of me, saying that I could go to a place that I would enjoy for five days, and that everything would be under the sole responsibility of my landlord there, so here I am.”

After listening to Stark's words, Fang Ze finally understood where this guy came from.

When the heroes in the Marvel universe are on the big screen,

Because of the global audience, the background stories of the missions have been changed a lot, including Iron Man.

In the original Iron Man comics, Tony Stark's first appearance was in the Vietnam War, not the Middle East of the movie. However, the general flow of the plot has not changed much. Tony Stark was trapped in Vietnam with a critically implanted fragment in his heart, and was captured by a Vietnamese warlord named Wang Qiu.

Like the unlucky guy in the Middle East, the Vietnamese warlord also asked Tony to make weapons for him, and sent him an assistant, the Nobel Prize-winning physicist Hou Yinsen.

Then the two worked together to create the first-generation Iron Man armor. Hou Yinsen died in order to delay time. Tony killed Wang Qiu and his men to avenge Hou Yinsen, and then returned to China.

The early Iron Man comics were mixed with a lot of ideological coloring, and part of the main content was also related to the crab and the beast. However, with the rise of the trend of opposition to the Vietnam War in the United States at that time, Iron Man comics had to change some settings, and the place where Tony Stark was in distress was also changed from the Vietnam War to the Persian Gulf War.

Then came the adventures in the Middle East in the movie.

However, although the plot has changed, Stark's character design is in the same line, so the Mr. Iron Man in front of him is no different from the famous playboy Tony Stark who just appeared in the movie.

"I'm sorry, a comfortable bedroom and five days of non-stop fun are supposed to be prepared for you, but something happened to me personally, so I came to India."

"This is India?"

"Yes, New Delhi, the capital of India, and if there are no accidents, we will soon go to Hyderpur, India."

"I think I might as well go back to Vietnam." Stark felt a little desperate when he knew what kind of country he came to.

"When you go back, you still have to consider the problem of your heart." Fang Ze pointed to Tony Stark's body and said, "At least you have a healthy body now."

"Wait, I wanted to ask just now, why do I look like this now?" Tony Stark looked at his dark body and hands, staring at Fang Ze and asked.

"Well, you should have become an Indian." Fang Ze took out his mobile phone and asked Stark to look at his appearance according to the reflection of the mobile phone's screen.

"I used to live in China, and all the guests will become Chinese when they come. And the reason why you become Indian may be because this is India."

"Okay, okay." Stark shook his head. Although he has become an Indian now, as Fang Ze said, it's not too bad. After all, his original body had an implant in his heart A fragment, I don't know when it will hang up.

"There is one last question, why did those two fat pigs call me a pariah!" Stark gritted his teeth when he mentioned this matter.

"Show me your ID card." Fang Ze stretched out his hand and asked for Stark's ID card.

India is a country without an ID card, to be precise, it didn't exist before. And unlike other countries without ID cards, most people in India do not have social security cards, medical cards, or driver's licenses, so it is difficult to prove their identity in the event of an accident.

It is very difficult for federal India to issue an ID card to each of its more than one billion citizens. However, the Indian government does not intend to let it go, but has carried out a very bold plan.

That is to establish an identity database, which includes records of Indian nationals' photos, personal information, irises, and fingerprint blood types.

Recording the irises of the people of the whole country is something that has not been done by any country on the earth so far. No matter how much they laugh at India's work efficiency, they really started this work slowly. Although several years have passed, this work is still It's not finished, but after all, it has made great progress compared to before.

Some of them were assigned their own 12-digit ID number and a card that was the same as a piece of paper, which could be called an identity card.

However, it is worth mentioning that although the iris information of Indians is recorded in the personal database represented by this identity card, making India the most advanced iris recognition country in the world, the related technology of these iris recognition is a Chinese company. which provided.

Moreover, in addition to China, the United States has also provided a lot of technical assistance, so that in some of the most advanced places in India, it is even possible to directly use iris to verify identity and handle related businesses.

As for why the two countries that do not have their own iris information databases are so kind to help India, the reasons are self-evident.

These data are all stored in the computer, but not on this card. On Stark's identity card, in addition to the various identity information forged by Big Meow, the largest font is Stark's name.

Tony Stark.

It has been mentioned before that the untouchables in India are excluded from the four major castes, and their surnames are called listed castes. Basically, anyone who does not belong to the four major castes is a listed attribute and is a scheduled caste. So if a foreigner settles in India and becomes an Indian citizen, unless there is a Brahmin who is willing to help change the surname to one of the four major castes, otherwise once you become an Indian citizen, your name will be one of the listed castes in India, and your status It will also change from a Kshatriya who originally enjoyed certain privileges to a pariah.

Stark encountered this kind of problem, because Stark does not belong to one of the four major castes in India, so he is counted as a list caste in the ranks of untouchables.

After Fang Ze explained to Steck, our Mr. Iron Man stared wide-eyed and looked at Fang Ze, "You mean, I can only be a pariah during the five days I'm here?!"

"Of course not." Fang Ze patted Stark on the shoulder and said, "Although you can't pretend to be a foreigner in appearance, you can fake your surname and tell others that you are a Sudra or a Vaisya. Anyway, all you need is your ID card."

"Can't I say I am a Kshatriya or a Brahmin?"

"The Kshatriya is okay, but the Brahmins have difficulties." Fang Ze explained to Stark, "The high caste and low caste in India are not the same kind of people. People of the high caste are very white, which can be seen at a glance. And There is a saying in India that Brahmins are Brahmins everywhere, because Brahmins and other castes look different. If you pretend to be Brahmins like this, you will be beaten to death.”

"Okay, okay." Stark was completely speechless. To be honest, if he hadn't been so unlucky that he was about to die there, he almost wanted to go back immediately.

"By the way, how did those two people know that you are a pariah?"

"Because when I opened my eyes, I found myself in a particularly dirty toilet, opposite two Indians who were wiping their buttocks with their hands, and I was caught by these two with my ID card in my hand. An Indian saw it."

"Why didn't you resist when they beat you?" Fang Ze was a little curious. Because Stark's temper is not very good, and after he got out of the armor, he is not powerless. Stark's fighting ability is not bad. Compared with his good friend, the US team, there may be a gap, but it is much better than ordinary people.

"Didn't I just say that when I appeared in the toilet, they were wiping their butts with their hands?" Stark replied after listening to Fang Ze's words, rolling his eyes.

"Yeah, so what's the matter?" Fang Ze asked puzzled, "It's true that Indians wipe their ass with their left hand."

"After they wipe their butts with their hands, they have to find something to wipe their hands." Stark looked at Fang Ze with a smile on his lips, "It's not that I can't beat them, I just don't want those two rags Hit me."

"me!"

After listening to Stark's words, Fang Ze almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

This is why you hid behind me just now!

Why can't you tell me earlier, you're hiding behind me, and those two rags smacked my face on one side!

"I didn't mean to." Stark shrugged innocently.

"I know you didn't do it on purpose, you did it on purpose!" Fang Ze wished he could strangle this guy to death.

"The food is here, we can discuss this matter after dinner." Seeing Fang Ze like this, Stark quickly changed the subject.

The waiter brought up two plates with a paste, not sure what, but a very strong curry flavor.

Good thing it's not Uttar Pradesh, so there are cutlery beside the plate.

"What is this, can it really be eaten?" Stark picked up the spoon and glanced at the sticky object on the plate, a little suspicious.

"Why don't you try it first." Fang Ze glanced at the food in front of him, and was a little afraid to start eating. Old Dong told him that the food eaten by the lower-class people in India and the food eaten by the upper-class people are two different concepts.

"I'll try it." Stark also had been imprisoned in Vietnam for a long time before, and hadn't eaten anything delicious. At this time, he didn't care about the appearance, and he took a spoon and fed the food into his mouth.

Then.

"I want to vomit." Stark looked at Fang Ze with an uncomfortable expression.

"If you knew where they were made, you would feel sick even more." Fang Ze turned his head and looked into the restaurant, and said to Stark.

Fang Ze's table was facing the kitchen. They didn't notice it because they were chatting, but now they looked at it at a glance, let alone other things. The flies that were born to fly alone could make the two of them full.

"Ouch." Iron Man looked in the direction Fang Ze's head was turning, and finally couldn't help throwing up.