My Hot Pot Restaurant in the Underworld is Officially Open for Business

Secluded alley.

Meng Xiaoni carefully checked the information about Burke's parrot with her mobile phone and summarized a few key words: parrot, pink, high cold, love to eat fruits, common in foreign countries, it is illegal to raise it without a license.

This setting looks so cute.

"The hot pot is delicious."

The sound is crisp.

Meng Xiaoni: "???"

Meng Xiaoni glanced at the ruby ​​lying on the edge of the plastic bowl pecking the hot pot again, and summed up a few key words: parrot, pink, evil pen, love hot pot, talk, love jailbreak.

I always feel that something is wrong.

The pink and tender Ruby raised his head, stretched out his wings slightly arrogantly, and tilted his head: "I have never seen a bird eat hot pot."

Meng Xiaoni answered honestly: "Well, I haven't seen it."

Ruby is not light, stepping on the edge of the plastic bowl and almost turning over the bowl, so frightened that it flutters its bird's wings, and falls to the ground again.

Meng Xiaoni's eyes were subtle.

Ruby grunted his neck coldly: "It's rare and weird."

Meng Xiaoni thought to herself, she is considered to be rare and weird. There are quite a lot of rare and weird people in this world, probably in the billions.

The ruby ​​looks small and has a good appetite. After a while, she cleaned the bottom of the hot pot that Meng Xiaoni brought out. After eating it, there’s nothing to thank you. I just hum and hum and say, “It’s so spicy, it’s really a vulgar product.”

Meng Xiaoni: "You just said that hot pot is delicious."

Ruby: "...huh!"

Meng Xiaoni was thankful that she had found something wrong early, so she quickly found a remote alley and got in.

During the day on this working day, there are really no people in the alley.

She squatted there to lift her face, and looked at the little guy who was pecking her feathers in front of her: "Why did you escape from prison? I have to send you back to the Bureau of Agriculture."

Ruby Red stared at her, a little wary: "The mere humans want to imprison me, they think beautifully."

It sounds like a child, and it sounds immature and cute.

Meng Xiaoni was amused by Ruby's second grader: "Did your former breeder like watching cartoons?"

Ruby spoke slowly, with a natural arrogance in his tone: "Who dares to be my breeder? Those who enshrine me can line up to the end of the Styx. My soul and body are free, and there is nothing to stop the world. Live me."

Fengdu Styx?

Secondary two, and cultural.

Meng Xiaoni smiled and reminded: "You were caught by a mere human yesterday and locked in a cage."

The ruby ​​was a little angry. It flew straight to Meng Xiaoni's head, her claws clasped her hair: "I won't mention these things again."

Meng Xiaoni was shocked. She couldn't see this little pink peach at all, for fear that it would not know how to measure, give it a few heads.

"A mere human." Ruby's mouth pecked Meng Xiaoni's head.

Meng Xiaoni's scalp was numb, and her body couldn't help shaking. It turned out that it didn't hurt at all, like a toothpick.

Meng Xiaoni did not dare to move her head, and remembered a serious question: "Did you not wipe your mouth after eating?"

ruby:"……"

Meng Xiaoni: "..."

Okay, a mouthful of hot pot oil, now all in her hair.

Meng Xiaoni sighed faintly in her heart.

She was going home to wash her hair, and dealt with the parrot by the way.

With the little parrot on her head, Meng Xiaoni came out of the alley and was a little distressed on the way back: "It is illegal to raise you."

Ruby squatted on Meng Xiaoni’s head, feeling the ups and downs of human actions: “Human language is now in this age, even if many words have similar meanings, please don’t use them indiscriminately. You can at best use'dedication' to describe just now. Behavior between us."

The corners of Meng Xiaoni's lips curled slightly: "...The Forestry Bureau can also enshrine you. So why are you on my head?"

Ruby moved his feet slightly: "The institutions are connected to each other. Yesterday's behavior shows how impolite they are."

It paused for a while, then continued: "You should be proud of making me squat on your head."

Meng Xiaoni thought, to a certain extent, she was indeed proud.

This parrot didn't know how old it was equivalent to a human, and his IQ was so high that he could completely follow her conversation.

Meng Xiaoni felt that as an educated human, she needed to exchange her name: "My name is Meng Xiaoni, a human, a little bit special."

The ruby ​​said: "Ghost Phoenix, Phoenix, the unique kind."

Meng Xiaoni couldn't help but: "Pouch."

Ruby: "...Laugh at you, turtle!"

This tone matches this accent...

Meng Xiaoni was shaking with a smile.

Ruby felt the earthquake on her head: "..."

Meng Xiaoni laughed so hard that she couldn't communicate with Ruby Guifeng normally.

A parrot who thought he was a phoenix, the point of laughter was almost in Meng Xiaoni's lair, which was even more funny than seeing the uncle ghost beat her son in the morning.

After laughing for two minutes, Guifeng was still silent.

After smiling for five minutes, Guifeng couldn't stand it anymore: "Enough of you!"

Meng Xiaoni: "Squeeze the amount-puff -"

She said it was unsatisfactory.

Guifeng’s arrogance collapsed, poking her like a woodpecker with her mouth like a woodpecker: “You dare to laugh at me. Do you know if I force your head to wear it out?”

Meng Xiaoni felt the sensation of the toothpick poking her forehead, and she couldn't move with a smile.

She squatted on the side of the road with a smile, gasping for breath, and hugged her stomach: "No, my stomach hurts."

Guifeng was really shocked.

This human could laugh at him, and his stomach hurts. What kind of a **** low laugh?

He also worried that he would be thrown off his head by Meng Xiaoni: "You have a smile. Human beings are really terrible. It has evolved and multiplied to this point. As a result, even such a gaffe on the street has appeared."

Meng Xiaoni smiled so much tears came out, and finally managed to get over, she reached out and wiped the corners of her eyes: "Humans have evolved and multiplied to this point. This has always happened."

After thinking about it, Guifeng really said: "...something makes sense."

Meng Xiaoni chuckled again.

Guifeng shut up.

He thought this woman was very poisonous.

Meng Xiaoni thought this parrot was funny, and didn't want to send him back to the Forestry Bureau for a while.

However, judging from the warning received last time, I am afraid that it is not an easy task for an individual to raise a parrot.

She decided to go back and check the information, and strive to keep this little guy in the hot pot restaurant and become a little internet celebrity.

After smiling enough, she bent her eyebrows, stood up and walked slowly back home: "I tell you, if you don't want to go to the Forestry Bureau, you have to cooperate with me. I will work hard to support you. What do you usually eat? ?"

Guifeng didn't want to be taken away again.

He answered Meng Xiaoni's words: "Fruit, nectar, the food you have handled."

Meng Xiaoni laughed: "The food I have handled is amazing, and ghosts love to eat. I can see ghosts, is it an ordinary human being?"

Guifeng thought: Naturally.

He replied: "It's amazing. But by coincidence, I can also see ghosts."

Meng Xiaoni: "Really?"

Guifeng pecked at Meng Xiaoni again, warning and reiterating: "I am Phoenix!"

Meng Xiaoni laughed twice. Originally, she might have believed it to be true, but as soon as this sentence was added in a gruff, she felt that the word "Phoenix" was false.

After eating, ask where you live.

There is no bird cage in Meng Xiaoni's house.

She asked Guifeng: "Where did you sleep before?"

Ghost Phoenix: "Plane tree."

Very much in line with the habits of a phoenix.

Meng Xiaoni shook her smile again.

Guifeng: "..."

So angry!

Meng Xiaoni brought the little guy home. Before she got close, she looked at the table at the door of the house, and Meng's father and Mengmu were playing mahjong with the two next door. There was a faint purple light in the room, and it looked like it was still being disinfected.

Fengdu not only loves spicy food, hot pot, but also mahjong.

Even if the rain is pouring and the water is flooding the Jinshan Mountains, Fengdu people can lift a table and ask a few people to have a water rub.

Meng Xiaoni stepped forward: "Parents, I'm back."

Father Meng played a card: "So early? The inside is still being disinfected."

Mother Meng: "Gang! Hey, how do I look familiar with the gadget on your head."

Father Meng raised his head when he heard this, and his eyes widened: "Oh Huo, isn't this the parrot last night?"

In addition, the sitting couple couldn't help looking up at Meng Xiaoni, and both were shocked: "Hey, this bird is pretty, this one last night?"

Meng's mother replied repeatedly: "Yes, yeah. Xiao Meng, take the parrot down quickly, what if you get sick?"

Guifeng: "I'm not sick!"

Everyone: "???"

The sound of "I'm not sick" was so crisp that all the people present were stunned.

This sound really didn't sound like what a few people could make.

Meng's father and Mengmu looked at Meng Xiaoni.

Meng Xiaoni didn't know whether Burke's parrot could speak. She blinked and pinched her throat, delicately learning the ghost and phoenix voice: "Is the voice I just learned interesting?"

"You little girl! Really."

Mother Meng laughed and talked about Meng Xiaoni.

Listening to the irritation, Guifeng couldn't help but lower his head and peck at Meng Xiaoni again.

Meng Xiaoni stretched out her finger and flicked Guifeng, hitting Guifeng's **** directly.

Guifeng: "???"

Meng Xiaoni couldn't help muttering in a low voice: "If you peck again, I will be bald by you."

Guifeng looked at Meng Xiaoni's extended hand vigilantly, moved her body, squatted directly, suffocating, and her feathers exploded slightly: What's the matter with this human? How can you spank Phoenix?

Meng Xiaoni took the parrot with fluctuating emotions and walked upstairs: "Mom, I think this parrot has some fate with our family. I want to check if the Forestry Bureau can get a certificate. I want to raise it."

Father and Mother Meng looked at each other, still a little worried.

They open hot pot restaurants after all.

Father Meng: "Xiao Nizi, this bird is different from other animals. It can't control itself to go to the toilet, do you know? Pull it out in one click, you can't hold it back."

Guifeng: "..."

This description was too vivid and made Meng Xiaoni subconsciously raise her hand to move the bird away from her head.

The slandered Guifeng was annoyed, and pecked Meng Xiaoni's hand that stretched out again.

The chicken peck rice is a little heavier than it.

Meng Xiaoni: "..."

Sure, this bird is really not amazing and has a bad temper, but it is still weak.

Finally, Mengmu suggested: "We should find a cage and lock it upstairs first. Otherwise, it won't be good if it flies down and gets smoked. I heard it was an unusual parrot yesterday."

Meng Xiaoni "dada" ran inward: "Well, I see."

The author has something to say: Guifeng: Life innocence is destroyed! Thanks to the little angel who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

Thank you little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]

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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!