My Honkai Voice Pack Was Taken Seriously By Keqing

"Snapped"

An Zhen slapped Ying's head with a slap.

"Stop thinking about it, don't you want to make balm?"

"Since you already have an eyebrow, let's go over quickly."

【Drive! Drive fast! 】

[Grandpa can't wait for it to be spicy! 】

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What are you expecting?

......

"Good noon, Miss Ying'er."

An Zhen stood in front of the Chunxiang Kiln and hesitated for a moment, took a deep breath, and finally walked in with Ying.

"Oh? Mr. An Zhen? And this... ah, the lovely lady who came to me to buy the balm last time~"

Miss Ying'er saw Ying behind An Zhen at a glance.

After all, as Liyue Chashen, if you don't master all the bells and whistles and gossip information, you will open the wrong person when you open a dirty joke.

In that case, wouldn't it seem embarrassing for both parties?

[Hmph, as expected of a lady, she has a good memory. 】

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Miss? Where are the ladies?

"So what are you going to buy today?"

Paimon: "We are going to ask you to help make the balm!"

Ying'er: ? ? ?

"The balm..."

Ying'er had an extremely surprised look on her face, "Has the one you bought last time been used up?"

Ying: How dare I use that thing?

But An Zhen is by my side, so he can't let him underestimate me!

So Ying nodded vigorously:

"Of course it has been used up, too little, not enough at all!"

"You know, I'm super brave!"

Ying slapped her chest for a while, making An Zhenzhen look stupid.

[Tsk, it really is the clothes that cover up the figure, try harder, I love to see it! 】

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Take good care of you, your astringent critic, this is the benefit that he gave you today!

Ying'er: "..."

At this time, Ying'er was completely shocked to the point of being speechless.

She just looked at An Zhen with the eyes of a monster, as if the person in front of her was not a human being.

God, even five cows can't stand the total dose in it!

It was used up in just a few days, and it looked ruddy and didn't look overworked at all...

Too powerful, too perverted... Mr. An Zhen.

Is there really a girl who can stand such a storm?

If you think about it this way, the physique of the traveler girl is definitely very comparable!

"Well, what's wrong?"

Being looked at by Ying'er with shocked eyes, Ying felt a little confused for a while.

"...Hehe, nothing, just a little envious of your good physique." Ying'er shook her head, barely calming down.

Ying: emmm, is she complimenting me?

Not bad, very insightful! At a glance, you can see that your physique is strong!

"So, what kind of balm do you want to make today when you come today?"

"I just want the one you use." Ying replied with his arms crossed.

"Hehe, I don't use any balm~ Could it be that you are addicted to my body fragrance? That's really embarrassing..."

"Okay, okay, take out the three kinds of colorful flowers, don't play tricks."

Seeing that the topic of Ying and Ying'er was about to slide in an unknown direction, An Zhen quickly made a sound to pull it back on track.

Ying: Damn An Zhen, didn't you see that I was still fighting with her?

"Oh? Do three at the same time? Your life...is really colorful." Ying'er felt that her worldview had been greatly impacted.

An Zhen: ? ? ?

How do you feel you have misunderstood?

......

Ying followed Ying'er tossing, and finally completed the production of three kinds of balms.

The three brought the ointment to the Seven-Day God Statue, where Zhong Li had been waiting for a long time.

Paimon: "Mr. Zhongli, let's bring the balm here~"

"Mr. Zhongli, you seemed to be in a daze at the statue just now. Did you make you wait too long?"

Zhong Li shook his head, "It's nothing, I didn't have to wait long. Compared to the guard of the King of the Rock carved on the statue, it's just a short moment."

"Hey, how can people compare to statues?"

"Hehe, that's what I said. How, did you bring the balm?"

Paimon: "Three balsams, a lot."

Zhong Li: "Okay, let's put the balm on it first."

The first is Jinwu Zangjiao——

"This balm, sweet and dreamy, is a little girl's favorite."

Followed by the Sanyin brocade—

"This is the second kind of balm. It is said to be extravagant and the favorite of the rich family's daughter."

Finally, the phantom fairy-

"The last one, the fragrance is soft but lingering for a long time, like the dim and hazy sky, and it is most popular with mature women."

"Next, leave it to Emperor Yanwang to choose."

[Hmph, I still don’t know about that guy Morax? He just likes mature big sisters! 】

[But if I had to choose, I would choose the second one. 】

[It's not because of anything else, the rich and beautiful girl who can make me soft rice is really great! 】

Ying: Good guy, so this is a multiple-choice question that exposes XP, right?

I'm not surprised by your choice, but does Morax, the **** of the rock, like mature big sisters?

So choosing the third one is already a sure thing, right?

But then, what shocked Yingmei for a whole year happened——

A dazzling light group suddenly popped up on the statue of the Seven Heavens, jumping up and down repeatedly between the second and third balms, as if convulsed.

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159-Ying: Solved the case! Yanshen is a coquettish and mature big sister!

Ying: Who can explain the current situation to me?

I am totally stupid.

Why does this rock god's choice keep jumping back and forth between the rich and beautiful girl and the mature big sister?

It turns out that this Morax is still a difficult choice?

However, no matter which choice it is, this rock **** is an old and astringent critic!

Pooh! Irregular!

It looks like a guy who likes to eat soft rice just like An Zhen!

An Zhen said that he was connoted.

But as far as general rationality is concerned, Ying's thoughts can be regarded as a crooked and upright disclosure of the truth.

An Zhen: ? ? ?

what happened?

Why is this Morax still tangled up?

Didn't Zhong Li just like the mature big sister's one?

The rich and beautiful girl obviously has the taste she likes...

etc!

It seems that you are now a rock god?

From another point of view, these seven-day idols are also their own idols, so it is not surprising to choose according to their own XP.

It's just that the timing isn't right...

"Ugh."

An Zhen sighed and decided to make concessions on the XP issue.

After all, this is also the balm for Morax's death, so let's follow Morax's idea.

Come to Japan for a long time.

Humph, Morax, remember that you owe me this!

The concession of XP is not just a matter of favor.

[Well, think about it carefully, the mature big sister seems to be pretty good too. 】

[An Zhen has revised his consciousness, and now he feels that he only likes mature big sisters. 】

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Are you kidding me?

Woohoo, I was wrong, An Zhen, you should continue to be fraternity!

If you become a guy who only likes mature big sisters, how can I win?

Paimon: "Ehhh? It seems that Emperor Yanwang has made a choice~"

When Ying was still in a daze, the light group that was still jumping repeatedly finally no longer hesitated, and without hesitation, suspended on the third balm, which is very popular among mature women-【Missionary Immortal Fate】.

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No, she's really mature big sister?

An Zhen, do you still dare to say that there is no innocence between you and the Rock God?

Are you saying that you are...

Paimon: "Is that the style that mature big sister likes?"

"Could it be that...[Yanwang Dijun] is actually a big sister?"