My Girlfriend is More Than Beautiful

"Don't laugh, hey!!!"

"That's impossible, hahahahaha!!!!"

Hearing Li Ziqian's unstoppable smile, Mo Nanbei was helplessly silent for a while.

And Li Ziqian also laughed recklessly for a while during this time.

Right now, right now.

When he took out food before, how wild and unscrupulous Mo Nanbei laughed, he now imitates a little.

Anyway, Mo Nanbei didn't leave much room for him.

So now, he naturally will not leave room for Mo Nanbei.

Mo Nanbei should blame himself for being too cowardly!

This modern newspaper is simply not too cool.

After laughing for a while, Li Ziqian was also a little tired, he said to Mo Nanbei,

"It's getting late, go to sleep."

Mo Nanbei: ? ? ?

"Sleep a fart! Nima's!!!"

This man's ghost story is finished, he has laughed enough, he can go to sleep.

But what about her? ? ? ?

She doesn't dare to close her eyes at all right now!

I felt that as long as it was closed, something would stand by the head of the bed, staring at her with her scarlet eyes maliciously staring at her.

Or something slowly crawled out from under the bed, and suddenly something came out of the quilt...

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Grass.

This brain supplement made Mo Nanbei take a deep breath again.

This added a chill to the room, which was not too hot, for no reason.

"Then what should we do? It's getting late." Listening to Mo Nanbei's not-so-good cry of collapse, Li Ziqian held back a smile and asked Mo Nanbei.

It really wasn't his conscience that he wanted to hold back from laughing.

He was really tired of laughing.

His face was a little stiff and his stomach was a little sore. He felt that if he laughed for a while, this smile could contribute 100 million points to his future abdominal muscles.

And listening to Li Ziqian's question, Mo Nanbei collapsed even more.

"You ask me, how do I know what to do!!!!"

"Then let's make a cold salad!" Li Ziqian replied to Mo Nanbei, not salty or bland, lying down and talking without backache.

Mo Nanbei: ? ? ?

"Grass! Think of a way!!"

"What can I do!"

You can't help it, tell me a ghost story! ! !

Under the repeated emotions of anger and collapse, Mo Nanbei shouted to Li Ziqian with gnashing teeth,

"Then you are going to die!"

Li Ziqian: ?

Has Mo Nanbei's attitude to talking to him become more arrogant recently?

Isn't that great?

Besides, didn't she understand the current situation?

How dare she be so skinny with herself?

So, Li Ziqian said slowly,

"I suggest you think about it, reorganize your language, and then talk to me."

Mo Nanbei:  …

Li Ziqian's words made Mo Nanbei instantly quiet.

After pondering for five or six seconds, she took a deep breath and said respectfully to Li Ziqian,

"Dad, I was wrong.

I'm scared and can't sleep, please help me think of a way. "

Li Ziqian: ? ? ? ? ?

no…?

Mo Nanbei, what is this...? ? ?

Let her think about it carefully. Although he said this, he just wanted Mo Nanbei to talk to him properly, not to call himself a master, and not to scold him.

He never imagined that this person's reading comprehension ability was so excellent.

Can you really bend and stretch? ? ?

To be fair, a bit of a show.

But it made him happy.

Feeling happy, Li Ziqian replied to Mo Nanbei, "Okay, I'll think about it."

But to be fair, although he agreed, Li Ziqian would be the kind of person who would coax people to sleep?

He has a hammer.

But the reason why people are people is that people will seek help when they encounter problems that they can't.

This includes, but is not limited to, practical tools to seek answers from experienced people.

He is not like Mo Nanbei, when he encounters a problem, he will only 'Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ’.

Really don't be too trashy.

While thinking about it, Li Ziqian slid off the phone screen, switched to the browser, and entered the question:

What should I do if my girlfriend can't sleep in the middle of the night?

Li Ziqian finally found a reliable answer among the unreliable answers like 'it depends on it'.

- Tell bedtime stories.

Will this work?

Forget it, let a dead horse be a living horse doctor.

He definitely didn't mean to call Mo Nanbei a horse, because he thought she was a dog.

Now that he has a method, Li Ziqian is going to find Mo Nanbei to experiment with this little white mouse.

So, he opened his mouth and said to Mo Nanbei,

"Why don't you go to sleep, then close your eyes now."

"Clam??? Impossible!"

Although he didn't understand what Li Ziqian suddenly said, Mo Nanbei rejected it without thinking.

Close your eyes?

Unsuspectingly surrendering yourself to the darkness?

no.

At this moment alone, Mo Nanbei's head had already arranged for himself to say more than five ways to die.

...

Didn't you say let yourself find a way to help her sleep? ?

Isn't the premise of sleeping with eyes closed? ?

For a while, Li Ziqian wondered if something was wrong with his logic and biological understanding.

But considering Mo Nanbei's cowardly appearance and the appearance of shrinking in his arms before, he chose to be a kind person.

Be patient and try to make his voice sound as kind as possible, he said to Mo Nanbei,

"Obey, close your eyes, didn't you tell me to find a way to put you to sleep?"

"Forehead……"

Hearing Li Ziqian's words, Mo Nanbei didn't think for a moment calmly.

It seems that he really said this to Li Ziqian.

But... close your eyes...

She actually believes in science.

However, what if there is really metaphysics in this world?

What if this is a world that is recovering from spiritual energy?

What if, just in case she is a cannon fodder with some supernatural physique?

After hesitating for a while between life and death, Mo Nanbei chose to give up.

‘Ahahaha, I must be thinking this because I have written too many novels. ’

After having deceived herself again and giving her a little more courage, she took a deep breath and closed her eyes as if dying.

Seeing that Mo Nanbei didn't speak for a while, Li Ziqian asked her,

"Are your eyes closed?"

"Ok."

"Ok."

Afterwards, Li Ziqian opened what he had just searched from persecution and read it.

"Once upon a time, there was a little duck."

As a result, he was interrupted before he could read a sentence.

"puff……"

It was Mo Nanbei's laughter.

After listening to her laugh for a while, she asked Li Ziqian,

"What are you doing? Telling stories?"

Isn't this obvious?

"...Well." After a moment of silence, Li Ziqian responded to Mo Nanbei.

story?

Recalling the brief beginning of Li Ziqian's speech, Mo Nanbei made a guess about the story,

"Ugly duckling?" she asked Li Ziqian.

"no."

no……

Then this story is more or less subtle expectations.

Thinking of this, Mo Nanbei said to Li Ziqian,

"Oh, you go on."

Li Ziqian was not just helpless or helpless or helpless and sighed, and then continued to read,

"She especially likes to think wildly, run around every day, and be disobedient."

Mo Nanbei:  …

How to say.

The originally terrifying atmosphere suddenly became weird.

what happened.

Why listen to Li Ziqian's story... so much joy?

She didn't admit that she was happy.

There is definitely a big problem with Li Ziqian's way of telling stories.

In all fairness, she thought Li Ziqian's voice was nice.

It is this nice voice, telling the children's bedtime stories in a serious manner, and it is full of sense of disobedience.

The degree of violation is so great that no matter what Li Ziqian says next, she can't help laughing out loud.

This kind of feeling is like going out and suddenly seeing my brother wearing a pink skirt and dancing honey in the park square.

When all kinds of strange complaints flashed through Mo Nanbei's head, Li Ziqian was still conscientiously reading the little stories he turned to.

"But she's so cute and everyone likes her."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

Li Ziqian: ? ? ? ?

Why, laugh again? ? ?

Moreover, this time the laughing reaction is still so big? ? ?

"But she's very cute, everyone likes her, hahahahaha, where did the person who wrote the story get the confidence, grass hahahahaha."

At this moment, Li Ziqian could imagine what kind of smile Mo Nanbei had even if he didn't need to go to the list and listen to the voice.

It was definitely his head on the pillow, lying on the bed, and then frantically tapping the mattress with his hands, as if he would keep laughing as long as he couldn't die.

why…

This person's reaction has always exceeded his expectations?

Is this the reaction you should have when you hear a bedtime story?

Will other people's children and other people's girlfriends laugh like this when they hear such a bedtime story?

In fact, laughter is not the main reason for his collapse now.

The key is that Mo Nanbei is smiling like a thief.

The result of this is that he is now listening on the phone and wants to laugh.

It was just listening to Mo Nanbei laughing so stupidly, so he wanted to laugh along too.

Jill is dying.

He was obviously very broken, and his spellcasting was interrupted madly, but he didn't feel irritable or even a little happy about it.

Really... subtle.

After sorting out his emotions, Li Ziqian said to Mo Nanbei,

"Stop laughing and listen to me."

"Um...hahaha, okay."

"..."

Listening to Mo Nanbei's answer, Li Ziqian clearly realized that this person was obviously not ready to listen to the story.

When it's time to laugh, she'll still laugh.

What's the matter with this person?

Is there a big problem?

He wanted to complain before, why is this person so lively when he is happy?

Just... move like a mad rabbit?

Someone else's girlfriend is a cat, that kind of arrogant and cute.

His home is different.

A model of Chinese countryside.

A lively yuppie without a word.

I don't know, I thought it was a husky essence!

"Ugh…"

With a deep headache, Li Ziqian sighed and continued to speak.

"One day, her mother was going out.

Before the mother duck went out, she told her: 'Baby, you have to stay at home and don't run around. Don't let the bad guys outside come in and take you! '"

"Ha ha ha ha."

"..."

"You give me enough time!!!"

To be fair, Li Ziqian even felt that blue veins began to appear on his forehead.

Mo Nanbei is going too far!

What's so funny about this story?

Where is it funny? ? ?

"Hahaha, okay, sorry, puff haha."

"..."

The answer is perfect, and then continue to laugh, right?

There are attitudes of admitting mistakes, but they will never change, right? ? ?

Why does this person laugh at everything he hears? ? ?

Was she just frightened to do this? ? ?

For a while, Li Ziqian had doubts about Mo Nanbei's current mental state.

If Mo Nanbei knew about this, she would definitely shout that she was wronged.

No idea.

This story pokes her laughter in every sense?

What's more, this kind of naive story was read out of Li Ziqian's mouth very seriously, which is a very funny thing in itself.

Just, can't stop!

Forced to calm down, Li Ziqian continued to read this little story.

Xu is that the previous 'fierce' threat had some effect, but this time Mo Nanbei Xiao's CD is a bit long.

Li Ziqian rarely and smoothly finished reading a large section of the content.

"Little duck, nod. But not long after the mother duck went out, the little duck couldn't stand the loneliness.

She lay on the windowsill and looked out. There were many butterflies flying in the woods in the distance. There was a small river at the end of the woods, and the ducklings seemed to hear the murmur of water.

A few eagles fly in the sky, the eagles circled from a cloud

Suddenly, a nasty knock came from outside the door, interrupting the little duck's thoughts.

dong dong dong.

After hearing the knock on the door, the little duck asked, who are you? "

Of course, what Li Zi never expected was that within 0.01 seconds of the symbolic pause when he read this sentence, Mo Nanbei spoke with lightning speed.

"I am your father!"

After finishing the conversation, she laughed recklessly again.

"hahahahahahahahaha!!"

"puff."

At this moment, Li Ziqian couldn't hold back.

Actually tell the truth.

Reading this, the little duck is asking, 'Who are you? ', the first reaction in his mind was, 'I'm your dad. ’

Based on the idea of ​​such perfect synchronization, coupled with Mo Nanbei's demonic laughter, Li Ziqian couldn't help laughing while thinking of the twists and turns of reading the story until now.

He thought he might have been **** off.

Jill is dying.

Obviously this is not a funny joke at all, obviously there is no special burden, but he just can't stop laughing.

No, this is not a joke at all! This is a story!

When it's over, Mo Nanbei has already made him crooked with a smile.

but……

It seems that this kind of thing often happens when staying with Mo Nanbei.

Inexplicably, he would laugh happily because of some very idiotic things.

Same when playing games before.

Because of a few classic complaints that came out of her mouth, or because of something, the two couldn't stop laughing.

Well, the original story is to let Mo Nanbei sleep.

As a result, now that I haven't slept, the person is more energetic, together with him who was a little tired.

It's really... Grinding! ! ! ! !

Thinking of this, Li Ziqian couldn't help but ask Mo Nanbei in despair,

"I said...Aren't you going to sleep?"

"Hahahahaha, yes, but I'm not sleepy at all now hahahaha!"

On the other end of the phone, Mo Nanbei's crisp laughter came.

"Nima's."

"What are you scolding me for? Is it my fault? It's not my fault, hahahahaha! What kind of story are you telling!! Hahahahaha."

"..."

The story he tells.

He made Mo Nanbei smile like this.

Logic is fine.

He admits it!

"Well, my fault."

After thinking for a while, Li Ziqian, who was a little speechless, took a deep breath and took the pot.

"Well...", Mo Nanbei agreed.

You 'um' a big jerk, 'um'.

After complaining in his heart, Li Ziqian asked Mo Nanbei again,

"Are you still afraid now?"

Hearing Li Ziqian's question, Mo Nanbei was stunned for a moment, then blinked her eyes, 'taste' her current mood, and replied to Li Ziqian,

"Much better, to be honest."

Then, she added,

"I just want to laugh now."

"...Smile, laugh."

In response, Li Ziqian could only roll his eyes.

"Then will you be able to sleep?"

"It should be possible, right?" Mo Nanbei replied ambiguous.

"specific……?"

"Just... why don't you think about trying to force something?" Mo Nanbei suggested, listening to Li Ziqian's question.

"..."

"Not consider."

Gee.

pity.

"Alright then, it's actually quite reassuring to hear your voice."

Mo Nanbei's muttering was not very loud, but Li Ziqian still heard it.

"..."

Why let him hear it!

Now Li Ziqian has reason to suspect that Mo Nanbei did it on purpose!

Don't let him hear the murmur!

So... why didn't he agree to her request? ?

Too much!

This man is so scheming! so bad!

After using what he had learned all his life to spit out Mo Nanbei, Li Ziqian thought about it and said to Mo Nanbei,

"Then go back to sleep, and I'll read you the text that the Chinese teacher left for you to memorize today."

Mo Nanbei: ! ! !

"Hold the grass."

"What's wrong?"

"It's still your height."

Mo Nanbei still admired Li Ziqian's actions.

"Yeah, how else would you be your father?"

"Okay, then you can read it."

With that said, Mo Nanbei turned over, adjusted to a comfortable position, and picked up the doll that he had wrapped in the quilt before, as if he was about to go to sleep.

"Ok."

After answering, Li Ziqian went to search the recited content.

"The destruction of the six kingdoms is not due to unfavorable soldiers, and the war is not good. The disadvantage lies in bribing Qin. bribing Qin and losing strength is the way to be destroyed. It is also said, "The six kingdoms lose each other, and they bribe Qin Ye?" Those who bribe are mourned."

"..."

To be fair, I don't know why, just like some kind of magic, when Li Ziqian just read the first two sentences, Mo Nanbei clearly felt a sense of tiredness that climbed over her head.

What is reality.

Is this the instinct of students?

At this time, the speed of complaining in her head had slowed down.

Listening to Li Ziqian's beep like a Tang monk reciting a mantra, she subconsciously slowed down her breathing and sank her thoughts into the darkness in her mind.

"Cut five cities today, ten cities tomorrow, and then have a good night's sleep; look at the four realms, and the Qin army will arrive again. However, the territory of the feudal lords is limited, and the desire to overthrow Qin is insatiable. It is urgent, so without fighting, the strong or the weak will win or lose.”

...

"The people of Qi did not try to bribe Qin, and they eventually followed the five kingdoms. What's the matter?"

...

"Hello?" Li Ziqian shouted tentatively after hearing that there had been no voice from the other end of the phone for a long time.

"..."

"Good night."

"Ok…"

In response to Li Ziqian's good night, there was a soft 'um' that seemed to be hallucinatory.

This sleep, Mo Nanbei slept very peacefully.

There are no ghosts with scarlet eyes in the dream, there are only...the single cycle of "Yang Hua Luo Zi Gui Ciao" and a few obscure "Six Kingdoms".

￥￥￥￥￥￥￥

Early the next morning, Mo Nanbei was woken up by the alarm clock at five o'clock in the morning.

I just felt that the lock screen of my phone was a little weird today, and Mo Nanbei was stunned after staring at it for two seconds.

In particular, there is a red voice sign in the upper left corner.

Is the call of affection from last night to now? ?

To be fair, she was actually not impressed.

Her memory was only limited to the first few sentences of Li Ziqian's reading of the text, as if it were some kind of hypnotic spell...

After stretching, Mo Nanbei got up and went to the bathroom to wash up.

This is how students live.

There wasn't much time for her to stay in bed early in the morning.

After she came back from the wash, a rustling sound suddenly came from the originally quiet voice call.

"Hello?" Mo Nanbei asked tentatively.

"Ok?"

Seeing Li Ziqian on the other end of the phone responding, Mo Nanbei said to him,

"I'll clean up in about ten minutes, how about you?"

"So do I."

"you sure?"

"Well, OK."

After that, the two of them were busy and chatted from time to time.

"I said, when did you sleep last night?"

Mo Nanbei asked Li Ziqian while sitting in front of the dressing table and wiping his face.

"Almost with you, right?" Li Ziqian responded after recalling.

"Ah is that so?"

"Well, after you didn't move, I went straight to bed."

After saying good night to Mo Nanbei, he unplugged his earphones and went to bed.

Because he was already very sleepy before, he slept quickly.

I am not as spiritual as I imagined.

Because laughter is actually exhausting.

I laughed almost all night yesterday, I couldn't hold it anymore.

"Ah so." Mo Nanbei breathed a sigh of relief after listening to Li Ziqian's answer.

"Ok."

That's fine.

After all, if Li Ziqian was left to beep for a long time alone, or even interfered with his sleep, her conscience would still be somewhat embarrassed.

"OK, I'm done. How about you?"

"Well, almost."

"Okay, see you at the door, goodbye."

"Break it out with a hammer. Break it up."

"..."

Yes, we will meet again later.

A little subtle.