My Girlfriend is Long Aotian

She blushed and squirmed twice on the sofa, crawling and crawling, giving up a large part of the sofa: "Mr. Chen Huan, please sit down."

Chen Huan was not welcome. He walked over and sat down next to Rita. In the home of the earth, he often sat down next to the caterpillar like this, but he didn't mind much, but this time it felt a little bit different. , There are always many girls dangling in the earth's house, but this time, Rita and him are the only two.

Rita was lying on the sofa with a thin quilt wrapped around her body, and she was in the same state as a girl lying on the bed wrapped in a thin quilt, and Chen Huan sat next to her, feeling as if she was sitting on the side of the girl's bed. In this quiet and dark environment, a man sitting on a girl's bedside, this feeling is even more weird.

It is difficult for a normal man to not have some thoughts in this situation.

Rita found that the deer on the LCD screen was happier, and the whole screen was jumping around as if it was about to jump out of the screen, even her eyes became peach-shaped. She couldn't help thinking: Wow, how much does Mr. Chen Huan like me? Seeing the mess in my bedroom, seeing me being lazy and stupid, wriggling on the sofa like a caterpillar, can he still like it so much? Not only did it not dislike it, but the deer ran into it randomly, wow, this is what the passer-by said just now, if a person likes your shortcomings, then you can marry.

Rita whispered: "Mr. Chen Huan, do you really have no disgust at all when you see my messy home?"

Chen Huan smiled and said, "What's so disgusting about this. If I live alone, maybe it's the same. I can't laugh at a hundred steps in fifty steps."

Rita said: "But, I am a woman, you are a man, we are different!"

"Cut, what's different."

"Women, shouldn't they be good at housework to please men?"

"That's the old emperor's calendar of what era." Chen Huan said with a smile: "Housekeeping can be done by housekeeping, or even a nanny can do it."

Rita said, "If you want to marry a wife, don't you even have any basic requirements for your wife?"

"Why so many requests." Chen Huan smiled and said: "Let me tell you that before a person meets his other half, he will often have many requirements imposed on him. For example, some people will swear to find someone beautiful. Yes, some people swear that they must find someone with whom they share hobbies, some say they want to be in good shape, some say they want to be good at housework..."

Rita said: "Yes, I also heard that men will set these requirements for their significant other."

Chen Huan smiled and said: "In fact, those are nonsense. When you really meet someone you like, you forget all the requirements, and there is only that person in front of you. The strengths and weaknesses of that person will become all acceptable. If she doesn't meet them, When it comes to the housework request, the man will excuse her and say'but she is beautiful'. If she does not meet the requirement of being beautiful, the man will excuse her and say'but she can do housework', anyway, no matter what, I just like it."

"That's it, now I finally understand." Rita suddenly asked, "Mr. Chen Huan, I want to ask you a question. Do you think I am a man, what is worth a man to like?"

"Well..." Chen Huan thought: Actually, there are three reasons to be beautiful, to be beautiful, and to be beautiful. However, these three reasons seem to be inconvenient to come up with, and it is easy to be understood by women as superficial men.

In fact, these three reasons are super important for men, and they are not superficial at all, but women just don’t understand this, especially the more beautiful women like to grab this place and struggle, and men must tell what they have elsewhere. Advantages, but the cruel fact is that under the premise of being beautiful, how can men care about their other advantages and disadvantages?

As for the girls who are not beautiful, they are very unconvinced about this. They always say: "I am not beautiful, but there are so many advantages in other places. Why can't men see my inner beauty?" However, they clearly say so, but they like to catch their boyfriend and ask: "Do you think I'm pretty?"

So, their boyfriends can only curse in their hearts: I'll go to your uncle. While accompanied by a smiling face, he said, "You are the most beautiful in my heart, and only those who love each other can understand it best."

(The above is excerpted from the epic masterpiece "The Woman in the Eyes of the Eunuch")

In short, when faced with the question of "what do you like me" for beautiful women, men always have to rack their brains to think of other reasons, and the thieves work hard.

Now Chen Huan has encountered this serious problem crisis.

Damn it, this kind of time is forcing me to come up with the standard answer that can be used to describe any woman can pass the test. Chen Huan hummed: "Miss Rita, I think this person The most likable thing is that you are serious, and you do everything in a down-to-earth manner. This is great, and you are also very kind."

"Ah? So that's the way it is." Rita was overjoyed, with a smile on her face. She smiled beautifully, so the deer started to bump again. As for the seriousness, the facts will be carried out. Kindness and other unfamiliar reasons can at most make a small heart float on the top of the deer's head, but Rita still pays attention to this kind of thing.

Next, Chen Huan sat next to the caterpillar and watched Sirius's TV show.

I have to say that Sirius’s TV shows are very scarce. There is only one kind of "sci-fi movie" on TV stations, and without exception, they are all war movies of brave warriors fighting against the evil Vajira, and these movies The plot is still very naive, just like our "anti-Japanese movie", there are often some incomprehensible **** plots, such as eagles grabbing people from under the cliff, carrot bombs...

Chen Huan couldn't help but vomit: "Rita, your movies here are just like birds? The screenwriter grew up eating shit?"

"Uh, this." Rita said embarrassedly: "We Sirius lacks the development of culture and entertainment. We are far behind the earth in terms of music, drama, and poetry."

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The seven hundred and fifty-seventh chapter smiles coldly

At noon, the sky was gloomy, with dark clouds covering the top, and it looked like it was going to rain. The father-in-law stood on the balcony and roared at the dark clouds: "Fuck off, it's not allowed to rain."

As soon as the voice fell, the dark cloud threw a puff of raindrops and slapped the father-in-law in the face!

Father-in-law was sad, but couldn't beat the dark clouds, so he had to add one more to vent his anger.

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"Well, it seems that there will be more cultural exchanges in the future." At this point, there was something in Chen Huan's heart and thought of a wonderful idea, but this idea is still a bit vague, and I will go back to the earth and study it again. .

Chen Huan stayed at Rita's house until dinner time. Rita ordered a takeaway, and the two had another meal of grilled Wajira. Then Chen Huan left Rita's house.

Not long after he left, Rita immediately dialed the senior official's phone.

The high-ranking official's voice chuckled: "Captain Rita, have you decided?"

"I have decided." Rita said: "I am willing to accept the government's arrangement and continue to be a deputy diplomatic envoy."

"Haha, then you are great." The senior official smiled: "People who are willing to make sacrifices for the country and the planet are always great. Then in the future, the peaceful negotiations between Sirius and the earth will depend on you and Nona. That's right. By the way..."

The senior official suddenly changed his voice: "The test-like instrument, how do you feel after trying it out? Because this is the latest technology, it has not undergone a large number of clinical trials. This time you use it, it can be regarded as providing scientists with first-hand experience. Clinical experience, please provide us with some experience."

Rita said: "This instrument is very good, the test results are very accurate, I think it should be fully functional."

"Really? That's really good news. I'm going to inform the scientists."

The senior official hung up the phone and hurriedly called the scientific research department: "Your invention is great. Captain Rita said that this measuring instrument has practical value. You can make some adjustments to start mass production."

The scientists were overjoyed: "Okay, let's do one last experiment, and if it succeeds, we will put it into mass production."

After hanging up the phone, the scientists took to the street with another sample machine, preparing for the final experiment. They randomly selected targets on the street, and soon they locked on a beautiful woman who looked about twenty years old, sitting in a small restaurant across the road from the Earth’s embassy in Sirius, in front of her. With a glass of drink, her facial features are extremely beautiful, but she is extremely cold, with a cold smile on her face, motionless, like an ice flower on a cliff.

A scientist said: "Have you seen that woman? A woman with a cold appearance like this is most suitable as a test subject."

Another scientist also said: "Yes, human eyes are completely unable to see through the inner world of this iceberg beauty. If our machine can see through, it means that it has truly become a great machine, and we can be confident and bold. Go into mass production."

"Yes, it is science to challenge difficult goals!"

The scientists pointed their cameras at that iceberg-like beauty...

This beauty is Long Aoxue!

After having dinner with Chen Huan in the restaurant last time because of the table, she secretly learned the way of Wajira cooking, and then hurriedly left, but afterwards she was still a little worried about Chen Huan’s safety in this foreign land, so she again He returned secretly and sat patiently in the small restaurant opposite the embassy all day.

Suddenly, Long Aoxue felt something peeping at her. She turned her head and took a closer look: "Cut, it turns out that it is a group of boring scientists who want to test the instrument on me. Bar."

Doing more is not as good as doing less. Besides, Long Aoxue didn't take this as a matter at all, she continued to sit calmly.

The scientists looked at the deer on the screen, and saw that after the camera was pointed at Long Aoxue, the deer kept a stiff movement, standing still, not moving at all, as stable as a sculpture! There is even a faint feeling of turning into stone.

Scientists couldn't help sweating profusely: "There is no fluctuation in this woman's heart!"

A scientist said: "We should send some different types of men to shake in front of her, and observe her reaction to these men, we can verify our machines."

"Reasonable!" A very young and handsome scientist stood up and hummed: "Ordinary women will feel slightly fluctuating in their hearts when they see a handsome man like me. Even if they don't fall in love with me, they will cause me Good impression, look at it, I will shake it in front of her, and this instrument will change."