Chen Huan quickly cast a comforting look at Di Ling: Thank you very much.

Di Ling's little mouth pursed, hum!

Chen Huan quietly approached Di Ling and said in a low voice: "Hey, you have the most horrible ideas, think of a way, how can I fool them?"

"Why are you fooling?" Di Ling said: "Is it bad to let the reporter see the real Rita?"

"It's not so good." Chen Huan said: "Rita wants to save face, well, as long as you want to help Rita solve this siege, I will allow you to be a slave for her to compensate her by halving her time."

"Hey? Really?" Di Ling was overjoyed: "Then let me think about it..."

She rolled her eyes, thinking bad ideas in her head.

At this moment, in the corridor from the bedroom to the living room, there were "pop" and "pop" sounds. It sounded like something was jumping in slippers. Every time the slippers landed, they made a "pop" .

Everyone in the living room couldn't help turning their heads to look over, only to see Rita wrapped in a thin quilt, wearing a pair of slippers on her feet, dancing... Why do you want to jump? Because he was wrapped in a quilt, the whole person was wrapped up like a caterpillar, and he couldn't walk normally, so he had to jump.

She snapped to the door of the bathroom, bumped her shoulder, the door opened, and then she jumped toward the bathroom again.

Everyone: "..."

The female reporter rubbed her eyes vigorously: "Eh, eh? Then... isn't that Captain Rita?"

"Yeah! It's me, something is looking for me?" Rita turned her head: "But don't rush to say now, I can't hold it anymore. I'll go to the bathroom first and then come to tell you."

She continued to patter into the bathroom, and then closed the door with a touch of her foot.

"Then... what kind of ghost is that?" The female reporter screamed "Ah", "That's not the Rita I want to see. I must be dazzled."

Chapter 612 I want to open the dictatorship tyrant mode

9 pm, regular update

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The female reporter held her head in her hands and rolled around on the ground: "What kind of ghost was that just now?"

The photographer next to him said profusely: "Cheer up, that's Captain Rita."

"I know it's Captain Rita." The female reporter screamed: "But this is not the Captain Rita I remember. There must be something wrong, something unexpected, wait for her to come out and interview her."

Chen Huan, who was next to him, suddenly sweated, and Di Ling also spread his hands: "Oh, I thought that the sentence could be commuted, but she ran out to die by herself, so I didn't even have the chance to commute the sentence."

Soon, Rita came out of the bathroom, still wrapped in the thin quilt, and jumped out with her feet... She stopped at the door of the bathroom and said to the female reporter in the living room: "What can you do if you ask me? ?"

The female reporter got up with great difficulty: "I heard you went shopping for groceries?"

"Buying groceries?" Rita Daqi: "No, I have been lying in bed and looking at the tablet computer just now, I didn't go shopping for groceries."

The female reporter turned to Chen Huan angrily: "Mr. Chen!"

Chen Huan had to spread his hands: "Well, I just wanted to tell a white lie."

The female reporter turned to Rita depressed: "Captain Rita, why did you jump around in a quilt?"

"Oh, because I'm too lazy to wear clothes." Rita chuckled: "Clothes are something that you wear when you wake up, and you have to take it off when you sleep. It's too much trouble. If you have been lying on the bed anyway, just don't wear it. This way, you can avoid taking it off, just wrap it in the quilt all the time."

"That's why you jumped into the bathroom wrapped in a quilt?" The female reporter felt dizzy and almost fell. She held her forehead: "I found that there seems to be something between us that must be discussed in detail, you Can you come and sit down on the sofa to have a detailed discussion?"

"No!" Rita shook her head: "It takes at least ten jumps to jump from me to the sofa. I'll just stand here and talk to you. After finishing talking, just jump back to the bedroom and save ten jumps. NS."

"Puff!" The female reporter sprayed old blood on the ceiling so high.

After a long while, she got up again. As a professional reporter, she would continue to interview even if the bullets rained. This strange Captain couldn't defeat her. She stood up straight with difficulty, and asked, "Captain Rita, I heard that you are versatile in housework and very diligent..."

"No, no, no!" Rita immediately interrupted her: "That was a misunderstanding. During that time, I was controlled by magic by this bad woman named Diling and became her slave, so she ordered I'm going to do those housework or something, that's not my intention."

The female reporter came to understand: "So that's the case, then, what are you like?"

"Yes, that's it now, hahahaha!" Rita laughed.

The female reporter was sweating profusely: "Then... Then can I interview your real life attitude?"

"Okay." Rita said, "Just ask me if you have any questions."

"Excuse me, are you still serving as a liaison officer?"

"No! I'm on vacation now, hahaha, vacation! The captain personally promised me a one-month vacation, and I am enjoying my happy vacation time."

The female reporter sweated: "Do you spend your vacation like this?"

"Yes!" Rita replied, "I would curl up on the bed at home during vacations, and don't want to do anything, just let the time pass quietly..."

The female reporter sweated: "Then what do you eat?"

"When I was in Sirius, I would eat takeaway, or eat compressed biscuits." Rita said: "It will be more comfortable here, because the bad woman named Di Ling bullied me a few days ago, so Mr. Chen ordered her to make compensation. I, helping me do things these days, so I can lie on the bed and let her bring food. By the way, there are toothpaste and toothbrushes. Alas, the toilet can’t let her help me, so I have to go to the bathroom by myself. "

The female reporter and the photographer were sweating profusely: "This... how frantic it is."

The female reporter suddenly thought of something and asked: "Then, how many days have you not taken a shower?"

"Well, it's not a few days, at most a week." Rita said, "Anyway, I've been at home, I haven't been anywhere, and I haven't soiled myself. As long as I don't go out, I should be able to never take a shower or get dirty. ."

"There is a ghost if it is not dirty, help mother." The female reporter screamed, ran out of the house, fled in a panic, and jumped on the invisible shuttle parked behind the house. The plane quickly started and rushed back with a whistling sound. The universe, escape faster than rabbits.

Chen Huan raised his head and looked at the disappearing wearer, sighed and turned around: "If this reporter didn't say anything, I almost forgot, Rita, you haven't taken a bath in a week?"

"Yeah! What's wrong?"

"Immediately, hurry up, go take a bath right away." Chen Huan almost jumped up.

"No, I'm on vacation. Even the captain's orders will not be listened to during the vacation. Mr. Chen is just the captain's husband. I don't even need to listen to your orders." Rita hummed, "We are equal. When I resume my duties, it’s not too late to listen to your orders to take a bath."

Chen Huan profusely said: "Wait for you to resume your duties, will it be a month later, right?"

"No, no, a week has passed. Strictly speaking, my vacation has 23 days to end."

Chen Huan screamed: "Ahhh, what do you mean is, do you have to wait 23 days before you go to the bath?"

"In theory, it should be like this."

Chen Huan: "..."

Ah, ah, if you do it this way, the house will stinks, right? Especially when she lay on the sofa that didn't move her nest every day, sooner or later she would start to smell bad. Chen Huan's face sank, and suddenly shouted: "Something's wrong, I suddenly had a huge question about the two words freedom and equality, is freedom really good? Is equality really good?"

"What's the matter? Why do you suddenly doubt freedom and equality?" Rita was surprised.

"It is simply the greatest sorrow in the world to let a guy like you enjoy freedom and equality." Chen Huan said, "I, now, must enter the autocratic tyrant mode."

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