My Debauched Devotion

In the age of doomsday, the situation is pressing. For the sword bearer, it is already a luxury to enjoy half of New Year's Eve.

This is a good night that Xiao Ran only enjoyed when Master Yinyue specially waited for the official letter from the Daoist League to come out after the New Year's Eve.

Fortunately, for this mission to suppress bandits, he had his master by his side, so it was not a farewell, but a honeymoon.

The stars are shining brightly on New Year's Eve.

The lingering sound of firecrackers still reverberates in Zongzhi Mountains.

Xiao Ran drove the Juyan sword boat, left quietly, and flew towards Dongfu City at the fastest speed.

The fusiform mode of the Ju Yan has been changed to a sword ship mode with a transparent material shield.

Among them, lawns, vegetable beds, chess and card tables, bamboo houses, bamboo forests and hot springs are all available.

The speed of Juyan has not been reduced, but it can travel open-top and have a good honeymoon.

Going out of Zongzhi Mountain area, passing through some old ruins of small dead countries, even if it is New Year's Eve, the heat wave of Huoyan Mountain is still unbearable.

Sitting in front of the stone table, Xiao Ran saw that the master sitting cross-legged on the stone table was sweating on his forehead, and the collar of the gold-embellished red shirt was wet with sweat, sticking to his snow-white neck, so he silently closed the transparent shield.

Ling Zhouyue sat cross-legged.

After Suzaku finished eating her roasted wings, most of her physical condition recovered. She was handsome and unparalleled, as if exuding a certain kind of spontaneous radiant fairy spirit. With a perfectly tailored red dress, she seemed to be above all living beings. The fairy god above.

But to Xiao Ran, these are all imaginary.

When he looks at women, he only cares about three things.

The first is a woman's appearance, which is related to whether the child looks good or not.

The second is a woman's mind, which is related to the child's nutrition.

The third is a woman's butt, which is related to whether she can have more children and whether it is painful to give birth.

The fourth is the long legs of women, which is related to the height of the next generation.

The fifth is a woman's thin waist, which is related to...

Sorry,

I can't make it up.

Xiao Ran carefully looked at Master's majestic figure tightly wrapped in red, thinking that not only for the children, but also being a father would be a feast for the eyes.

Ling Zhouyue half drank the wine, and cast a sidelong glance at Xiao Ran, as if looking at a pervert.

"I don't know if it's an illusion, but I feel more and more that you are a bit perverted. As a teacher, I have never seen you look so engrossed when you are naked."

Xiao Ran was in pain and couldn't tell.

After all, when the master is naked, there is either dense water mist, flying peach petals, or against the light...

It's not as exciting as watching through tighter clothes.

"The disciple is looking at the master's physical condition. The sword qi still has some sequelae. The master can't use the power on a large scale during this time. This time, I will go to the apostles to suppress the bandits. I will leave the battle to the disciples."

Xiao Ran said seriously.

"That's the best."

Ling Zhouyue took a sip of her wine, felt a little stuffy, her clothes were uncomfortable against her body, so she tore off the collar button, revealing a snow-capped mountain, stretched her waist long and said:

"Going to the apostle this time is really a honeymoon for the teacher. Don't run around and find someone."

The apostle is too dangerous, and I don't want to run around, isn't it nice to spend a honeymoon with Master?

"It's natural."

Xiao Ran swears, and then doubts:

"Unexpectedly, the master is so strong, and he was hurt to such an extent by his own sword energy."

Ling Zhouyue had a stern and clean face, with a serious and preaching appearance that had nothing to do with her.

"It means that what you have done is too unreasonable and unethical, and God will punish you."

Xiao Ran was thinking about deeper issues.

"Could it be that the sword energy restraint in Master's body came from someone stronger than Master?"

Ling Zhouyue drank it all in one gulp, and said calmly:

"It's my mother."

Master has a more powerful mother?

Shouldn't I be asked to buy a house in the most luxurious area of ​​the Daomeng headquarters?

Xiao Ran panicked and sighed:

"I thought that someone as strong as Master came out of a crack in the rock, but I didn't expect not only a younger sister, but also a mother..."

Ling Zhouyue gave him a blank look.

"Compared to being a teacher, you are more like someone who jumped out of a crack in a rock. If you are strong enough, you may be able to see my parents one day."

Xiao Ran suddenly became nervous.

"Are you going to see your parents?"

Ling Zhouyue was stunned for a moment, seeing that Xiao Ran was suddenly nervous, she pondered for a long time before she understood the meaning of meeting her parents.

"Do you want to marry as a teacher?"

Xiao Ran nodded.

"If there are no accidents, it should be."

The system says that the only master is bound and cannot be changed forever. Apart from being unable to change the candidate of the master, can the relationship between the host and the master be changed?

If the master becomes his wife, the value of filial piety will be lost. Before Xiao Ran becomes the number one in the whole plane, he can't take the master even if he is killed.

When Ling Zhouyue heard the words "if no accident", her sword eyebrows, like phoenix feathers, twitched slightly, and a cold sword light appeared in her bright eyes.

"You have done almost everything you can and cannot do as a teacher. You will have accidents if you don't marry me."

Good guy, I started threatening, I went to heaven before I fulfilled my filial piety, isn't it too wronged?

Xiao Ran didn't dare to disobey his master, he only said:

"After the disciple marries the master, can he still call each other as master and apprentice?"

Is there such a requirement?

Ling Zhouyue's jug stopped in mid-air and said:

"Do you have a habit of being abused? Or do you have a special habit of wanting to ride on your elders?"

Xiao Ran hurriedly explained:

"I just feel that the status of female cultivators in the cultivation world is too low, and they have to be obedient to male cultivators. I don't want to take advantage of the master, so I want to continue to be called master and apprentice after marriage, and continue to treat the master with all my heart." filial piety."

The first eighty-eighth style of picking up girls: The man takes the initiative to punch the woman, so that the woman has no punches to fight!

I believe you ghost!

"You really like the stimulation of immorality."

Ling Zhouyue rolled her sideways eyes at Xiao Ran, and immediately showed a look that I understand.

"I understand how you feel. I also like Master Yinyue. The more virtuous and abstinent a woman is, the more she wants to ravage her."

ah this...

Xiao Ran had nothing to say, suppressed the urge to discuss with Master in detail, and only said calmly:

"I don't have this kind of desire to advance. I just think that the master is beautiful and has a good figure."

When Ling Zhouyue heard this, she suddenly became interested.

After all, she has been praised for her beauty since she was a child, and she is considered perfect except for her chest and figure, but this is the world of self-cultivation, and her appearance is not that important. She is so popular, even for both men and women, does she have any extra charm?

"In your eyes, besides being beautiful and having a good figure, don't you have any other advantages for being a teacher?"

Xiao Ran thought for a while and said:

"Master's strength is also an advantage, but sooner or later he will not be stronger than me, so it will not affect me much."

The corners of Ling Zhouyue's eyes twitched slightly, she resisted the urge to get angry, and forcibly calmed down.

"What else? Doesn't being a teacher have any advantages in personality or temperament?"

personality?

temperament?

Xiao Ran thought for a while, afraid of offending Master, he said:

"Those are things outside the body, and I don't care much about them. In my eyes, a woman with fair skin, beautiful skin, and fierce thighs is the eternal god."

Ling Zhou's moon-like snow valley trembled slightly, his joints groaned, and he patted Xiao Ran's shoulder heavily.

"You perverted dog, keeping you in this world will only cost you money. If you hadn't been chosen as a teacher, you would have been crushed long ago."

Xiao Ran suppressed a smile, in order to test whether Master liked him because he had no choice, he pretended to be serious and said:

"Actually, the master can also choose. As long as the disciple is stronger than the master's mother, the restraint in the master's body can be completely removed, and the master can marry any man he likes."

Ling Zhouyue had a cold and picturesque clear face, a majestic and irreversible complexion, and a kind of lazy laziness.

"You touched me, it's too late to say this now, not to mention that the restriction my mother planted can only be lifted after I give birth to a child. This is an endless loop...unless you meet a real fairy."

Xiao Ran suddenly understood.

Dare to understand that the reason why this mother-in-law planted a sword energy restriction on the master is to force her to marry a god?

Of course, Master would rather die than submit, and wants to find an honest man to give birth to a child to break the restriction.

And Xiao Ran himself is this honest person.

Wonderful!

Of course, this was just Xiao Ran's random guess.

Seeing Xiao Ran thoughtful and silent for a long time, Ling Zhouyue said angrily:

"You haven't married as a teacher yet, are you tired of playing? To be honest, have you picked up girls in Shenwu Kingdom?"

Xiao Ran was taken aback, I haven't played yet, how can I get tired of playing?

A woman is a woman, even a free and easy person like Master would be jealous.

Xiao Ran deliberately said:

"That's a must, girls from Shenwu Kingdom are exciting."

When Ling Zhouyue heard this, she was suddenly fascinated.

"Why don't you bring it back to show me? If I like it, it's not impossible..."

As expected of you!

Xiao Ran hit the cotton with a punch, and was too lazy to punch again.

"You lied to the master, the disciple will always only like the master."

"cut."

Ling Zhouyue drank the wine in disappointment, pretending that nothing happened.

However, the system notification sound betrayed her.

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining 888 filial piety points! 】

The night of the Huoyan Mountain is a bit like a fire cloud filled with blood mist, which has a magnificent and epic feeling.

The master and apprentice were silent for a long time, after the pastries were finished, Ling Zhouyue said slowly:

"After getting married, can you still listen to what your teacher says like now?"

Has Master already started planning for married life?

Xiao Ran nodded.

"certainly."

"Then I want you to kiss me."

Ling Zhouyue's acting like a baby is very calm, three parts commanding, seven parts coquettish.

Xiao Ran was taken aback.

Boy, you want me to go to heaven!

Seeing that Master closed his eyes childishly, Xiao Ran gritted his teeth and stood up after thinking about it.

Leaning tremblingly, carefully opening his eyes, he moved forward slowly, and lightly touched the master's red lips marinated in fine wine.

Like an electric shock, it will be withdrawn as soon as it is touched.

Sword Qi was not triggered.

But it triggered the system.

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining 388 filial piety points. 】

Only then did Xiao Ran heave a sigh of relief.

Like this kind of master's initiative, if he completes it honestly and without lust, he will not trigger the sword energy.

Must be passive.

Be calm.

Afterwards, li xuan only thought carefully about the feeling just now.

Very smooth and smooth, very fragrant and soft, very waxy and sweet.

To sum it up, it's mediocre.

Ling Zhouyue opened her eyes with resentment in her eyes, obviously not satisfied with Xiao Ran's superficial kiss.

The feeling of being a woman on my own initiative for the first time is not as happy as I imagined.

Is it because I am too impatient, or is this precious apprentice too cowardly?

But it was fun.

"I want you to hug me."

Ling Zhouyue continued to act like a baby.

Where did Xiao Ran see such a battle before, he quickly reached out and touched the master's forehead, he didn't have a fever.

"Strange, this bird meat obviously has no aphrodisiac effect. Could it be that the power of bone broth is still there?"

"You, this, stupid, talented!"

Ling Zhou Yueqi's chest trembled, she raised her left foot, and kicked towards Xiao Ran.

But because he was sitting cross-legged, this leg was not strong enough, so Xiao Ran grabbed his thigh and dragged him——

He suddenly hugged Master in his arms.

This sudden and bold counterattack made Ling Zhouyue's body weak all of a sudden, a pair of eyes gleaming with alcohol stared at Xiao Ran, she was speechless for a long time, and finally felt a little deer bumping in her heart.

Xiao Ran hugged the majestic and soft master, and walked slowly towards the small bamboo forest behind the house. Although his heart was calm, he finally felt like he was on a honeymoon.

Master is right, not only the value of filial piety, molesting the elders is really interesting.

I think back to when I was in school, those beautiful female teachers were all bossy or coquettish. In the scorching summer, who wouldn't want to be a rebel against the teacher?

When he came to the pool in the bamboo forest, Xiao Ran pulled the red water chestnut around Master's waist, and his red clothes fell off.

He pretended not to see it, and calmly helped Master to wade into the water, and leaned against the edge of the pool with his arms around Master's shoulders.

There was no fog in the pool, but Xiao Ran's eyes were very regular.

His gesture of hugging his master is extremely domineering, but his hands are very honest.

Xiao Ran made a good start for the honeymoon, but Ling Zhouyue felt that his realm was too high and he was about to become a Buddha.

"Usually I see you are very anxious, why are you so honest during Chinese New Year?"

Xiao Ran said:

"I'm thinking about Master's health. Master is protecting his disciples from swords. It's not good to suffer from sequelae."

Ling Zhouyue put her hand on her side face, took a sip of her wine, and said in a calm tone:

"Aren't children also a kind of sequelae?"

Good guy, has Master already thought this far?

Sure enough, some women look cold, and once they turn on a certain switch, they will act like a flood.

Xiao Ran stared ahead, sat upright, did not dare to make a move, did not dare to glance randomly, and asked along the way:

"If one day Master and I can have children, how many does Master want to have?"

Ling Zhouyue thought about it.

"At least three."

Xiao Ran asked curiously:

"Why three starts?"

Ling Zhouyue said seriously:

"Three children can at least fight against the Netherworld at a table. In the Dharma-ending era, children grow up in an environment of struggle, and they will be successful when they grow up."

As expected of you!

Xiao Ran said:

"I don't want to have so many children. There are too many children and not enough nutrition. Do I have anything left?"

Ling Zhouyue twisted Xiao Ran's arm severely.

"If you are so shameless as a teacher, the number of your teachers' wives will be at least tenfold."

Xiao Ran's face was as calm as a holy Buddha, but in his heart he yearned for the picture of supplementing nutrition with his children in the future.

"By the way, speaking of Master Mistress, did Master say last time that the reason why you don't want to go back to the Dao League headquarters is because there is a Master Mistress who you don't want to see again in the Dao League headquarters?"

"You are very concerned about your wife."

Ling Zhouyue curled her lips and did not hide anything.

"Indeed, this teacher's name is Dongfang... What is Dongfang, the name doesn't matter, we were enemies in the academy, and then coughed and coughed on a dark and windy night, I have to say, she is a very special kind of person. The type who can't stop, but the disadvantage is that it is too annoying, which makes me have no freedom."

Xiao Ran was puzzled and said:

"If you keep pestering people, it shouldn't be a big problem with the master's strength."

Ling Zhouyue held the wine bamboo tube with lingering fears in her heart.

"She is a very special kind... do you understand illusion? She can illusion, and it is very strong."

Xiao Ran was puzzled.

"Illusion is a small way, right? It can be broken with one force. The master is so strong, how could he be tricked?"

Ling Zhouyue said:

"Illusion is of course useless to fools, but it is very powerful for obsessed people. Especially you, you will definitely suffer."

Xiao Ran suppressed a smile, isn't Master just a fool?

"Then what is Master's obsession?"

Ling Zhouyue shook her head like a rattle.

"It's a joke, how can I be obsessed with being a teacher? I just didn't want to hurt her, so I left the academy."

Xiao Ran said:

"I don't know if it's accurate, but I heard a gossip in Shenwu Kingdom that this Dongfang teacher may be an apostle now..."

Ling Zhouyue threw off Xiao Ran's arm with a fright, the waves trembled wildly, and the brilliance floated.

"Turn around."

Xiao Ran hurriedly explained:

"It's just gossip."

"I told you to turn around."

"There are disciples here, and they will help Master get it done."

Ling Zhouyue showed a very rare seriousness.

"This woman is absolutely untouchable! Once, I was as confident as you as a teacher, and then... I haven't touched a woman for decades after that, until your Uncle Yinyue cured me."

You touch it, is it serious?

Xiao Ran showed no signs of fear.

"The disciple's physique is most afraid of physical damage, and most likes mental attacks."

Ling Zhouyue didn't believe it, and said tentatively:

"Before you met as a teacher, you were always single, right? Even now you are still a virgin, right?"

puff--

Xiao Ran gushed out a mouthful of blood, suffocating internal injuries.

I don't mean this kind of mental attack...

What a nuclear strike!

At the same time, the Black Ring Group, which had been quiet for a long time, finally made a movement.

[Rumour: Happy New Year! 】

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Chapter 211 The King of Saohua:

Ancient (Full)

Suddenly looking back, the lights have faded

Prince Chaos