My Debauched Devotion

Vol 2 Chapter 5: Begin to urinate

   I don’t know what year and month.

   I don’t know where.

   I don't know the truth and falsehood.

   In the dark void, there are layers of white clouds that emit spontaneous light.

   See the sun on the cloud.

   There is a floating mountain in the cloud, with clear mist and flying cranes.

   The mountain is not big and not high.

   There are gurgling water and neat border fields under the mountain,

   There are green bamboo and ancient pine on the mountain, like a dragonfly knot.

   There is a very simple Sihe Taoist temple on the top of the mountain, and there is a peach tree planted in the middle of the mountain.

   The peach blossoms keep falling, but they never finish.

   The peach-blossom girl is just a cardamom age, she has an exquisite appearance, pure and pure, and there is the charm of a mature woman in the body of Tingting.

   "I have been in the tens of thousands of flowers without a leaf touching my body. Mother, my child is so lucky recently, I don't know which one to choose."

   The clear and proud voice echoed in the courtyard.

"shut up!"

   There was a wild female voice in the clouds.

   "Tianjing physique must never be with a man."

   The girl's mouth is arrogant and resentful.

   "But I have too many peach blossoms, how can I keep cutting them!"

   "If you have to be greedy for the mortal world, stay with a girl."

   "Don't want girls, people like cute boys!"

   "You can also like men. If you are lucky enough to meet a man who can give you a glimpse of the heavens, you can stay with him for life."

   "My mother is deceiving again! We are standing opposite the way of heaven. Apart from God, there is no man who can give me a glimpse of the way of heaven."

   "You are right, only God is qualified to control you in this world, don't belittle yourself!"

  Hold Jianfeng.

   Ling Zhou opened his eyes suddenly.

   The golden afterglow fell into the grass window, shining on the face that still exuded pure bones no matter how much dust was stained.

   Heh, even the fairy is dead, there is no god!

   Are girls not fragrant?

   dismissed the disturbing dream sound, she raised her arm and took a sip of wine.

  'S white body turned over lazily, like a stream surfing, patting out the sweet aroma of wine.

  ……

  The fairy wind is intoxicated, and the sunset is slightly drunk.

   Xiao Ran's first flight after crossing, was dedicated to the paper kite.

  , like his first flight before crossing, dedicated to paper.

  History is always surprisingly similar.

   The center of the huge paper kite.

   Xiao Ran sat cross-legged on the front ladder of the double-storey disciple room.

   opened his eyes slightly, in all directions, up and down the universe, wherever he could see, they were all large and small pierced clouds.

   Reiki, mist, beasts chirping, bells, mingled with each other, flooding the world, magnificent and ethereal, unlike the world.

   It's a pity, Xiao Ran is not blessed to enjoy this fairyland.

   always frowning slightly, concentrating on the power of blood.

   was the first flight after all. Although it was exciting, it was nervous.

   When a gust of wind blows by, or a crane flying over, the paper kite will be shaky and shaken.

   Just over ten miles away, I flew for half an hour.

   Finally, in the afterglow, he flew to the sky above the sword-holding peak.

  I found the location, slowly let out my strength, and landed steadily.

   Xiao Ran let out a long sigh of relief.

   Tonight is ready!

   The new disciple room is located on the southeast side of the hut, at an angle of forty-five degrees, three feet away.

   In terms of absorbing the spirit veins of Feng Shui, this is the second golden spot of Zhijian Peak besides the hut.

   Xiao Ran walked into the room.

  Bamboo bed, wardrobe, long desk... all kinds of furniture are neatly arranged.

   Kitchen utensils and flint are complete in the kitchen, and various farm tools are also available in the small warehouse.

   is worthy of Lin Yunzi, who is in charge of the outer disciples. He understands the daily needs of mortals who have not refined Qi...

   Before honoring Master, Xiao Ran still has two things to do.

  First, fix the foundation first.

   Xiao Ran took out a cloth-wrapped sledgehammer and eight huge telescopic wedges with mechanisms from the barn.

   He inserted eight wooden wedges into the hole in the house arranged in advance, and hammered them into the foundation one by one with a cloth-wrapped sledgehammer.

   These wooden wedges fold and stretch vertically, reaching ten feet underground.

   then opened the mechanism and extended eight underground fixed poles horizontally.

   Eight, eight, sixty-four fixed rods are fixed vertically and horizontally.

   A set of three-dimensional grids are formed under the foundation to stably fix the double-storey pavilion, which can resist up to the next typhoon!

   In addition, the fixed position of the eight wooden wedges is also very special.

   seems to be a Bagua diagram, but the order is different from the usual Bagua diagram.

   Dry (?)

Hom(?)

   Gen (?)

  震(?)

  巽(?)

   Li (?)

   Kun (?)

   against (?)

   After all, it is the Age of Doom, with abnormal spiritual veins. If you want to absorb the spiritual power of heaven and earth more efficiently, you need to use the sword to move forward.

   does not consider the prohibition bonus, this kind of pseudo gossip arrangement will have a more direct effect of drawing spirits than a hut.

  Because the hammer was wrapped in cloth and the wooden wedges were in the room, after Xiao Ran fixed the foundation, the master still slept Zhengxiang.

   By this time, it was dark.

   The stars first came, the moon hung in the galaxy, the stars merged with the bright moonlight, and they all sprinkled on the new disciples' roofs.

   Wan Lai was all silent, only heard the cry of crickets.

   The second thing Xiao Ran has to do is to build a complete drainage system for the kitchen and bathroom.

  Especially the excretion problem, his excrement and urine... unexpectedly.

  Who ever thought of an inner disciple, no, direct disciple, even shit?

  All of us are sitting fairies who don’t eat fireworks in the world. They eat spiritual energy and drink dew. If you shit, you are not qualified to cultivate this fairy.

   What made Xiao Ran even more headache was that Master, a female Taoist family, eating and drinking Lazard by herself, was really insulting to grace.

   But this matter is extremely urgent!

   Refining qi and bigu don’t happen overnight. He must immediately fix the drainage system of the disciple’s room, otherwise it will be too late tonight.

   took out the shovel from the warehouse, Xiao Ran dragged his tired body and started digging the hole, putting the bamboo pipes together one by one and putting them in the hole.

   The thatched house and the disciple room all face east, and the direction of launching can only be west.

   While digging a hole towards the west, he actually found warm groundwater.

  The top of the mountain is a thousand feet high, there is groundwater, and it is warm!

  Mountain, can't be seen.

  The groundwater is warm and slippery and clear, revealing a refreshing and refreshing skin like melting ice and snow, and it also contains a little sulfur...

   With warm groundwater, Xiao Ran can not only solve the domestic water problem, but also create a hot spring!

   Xiao Ran likes bathing in hot springs the most, soaking in hot springs in the fairy world... wonderful!

   This is the future.

   Continue to pass westward.

   Xiao Ran dug a hole along the water vein, digging to the edge of the cliff.

   Here are some jumbled rocks and thorn bushes.

   Domestic sewage drains through underground pipes from here, leaks into the earth, rocks and thorns of the mountain, and nourishes all souls.

   Suddenly, Xiao Ran smelled a strange smell of wine.

   Looking at Xiang Xiang, there seemed to be large wine stains in the grass.

   Wait, this faint fishy...

   Xiao Ran frowned and realized that things were not simple.

   Suddenly, an unreasonable premonition rushed to my heart. U U Reading www.uukanshu.com

   squatted on the ground and turned around with a sharp spirit——

   bumped into the fairy master who was looking down at him coldly.

"what are you doing."

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