My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms

“Where is this?” I don’t know how long it took, Lin Hai slowly opened his eyes, and there was a pain in his head.

“Are you awake?” A soft, sweet voice said in surprise.

“You?” Lin Hai hesitated, only to find that he was lying in an antique room, and in front of the bed, a five-class exquisite classical beauty, looking at himself in surprise.

“Well? This woman looks so familiar.” Lin Hai felt this woman, where she had met.

“Slave Xian’er pay respects to the master.” Suddenly, the classical beauty moved towards Lin Hai worshipped and gave a big gift.

“Slave? Master?”

Your sister, is this a maid development game?

“Master, the wounds on your body, the slaves have been cleaned with the water of the sacred land, and it is not a big deal. Only the head hurts too much, and it will take some time to recover.”

“Wait a minute, wait a minute, don’t talk, I’ll start talking first.” Lin Hai was a little aggressive.

“What water of the sacred realm? What’s over the body?”

Lin Hai sat up blankly, and suddenly found that he was actually wearing a period costume.

That costume is also that’s all, how can fuck be a woman’s clothes?

He’s so foolish!

What the hell is going on?

“Master, the slave has finished cleaning for you. Since there are no men to change the clothes, I will put on my clothes for you.” It seemed that Lin Hai had a strange expression, and Xian’er quickly explained.

Pu!

Fuck, the clothes I’m wearing now are the beauty in front of me.

Looking down, lying down, changing all over from the inside out, even his little inside and out!

Seeing the beauty in front of her, Lin Hai was wearing her clothes from the inside out, and Lin Hai felt embarrassed enough.

“Oh? Not right!”

Suddenly, Lin Hai remembered something!

“You, what did you just say? You washed me? You changed all your clothes?”

“Yes, I’ve washed the host up and down, and every part of it. I also wear the clothes one by one to the host. Is there any problem?” Xian’er crooked his head and said strangely.

day! What else is up and down! Give it back to every part!

Damn, isn’t that big brother pure white as jade’s body lighted by you?

Grass, a big loss! The big brother has been a boy for more than 20 years, but I haven’t even seen Xinyue at home.

Ma De, when did the big brother suffer from this loss? No, you must find a chance.

Lin Hai stared at Xian’er curvaceous figure, thought evil.

“Well, where exactly is this? Who are you? Why are you calling my master?” Lin Hai said the question in his heart.

“Master, this is the Moon Lake sanctuary, Xian’er is the spirit of the sanctuary, you are the owner of the Moon Lake sanctuary, and naturally you are the owner of Xian’er.”

“Moon Lake Holy Land? What the hell?” Lin Hai looked puzzled.

“Master, the sanctuary is outside the house,” Xian’er said respectfully.

“Oh? Then go and see.”

Getting out of bed, Lin Hai looked at his current dress.

Your sister, purely in other funny movies, the kind of men dressed as women’s clothing, the clothes do not match the body, the buttons can not be fastened, the young are almost bursting out, so he has affected the image.

Out of the house, Xian’er quickly followed.

“Well? I seem to have seen this yard?” Lin Hai frowned.

“No, I think about it.” Lin Hai glanced around.

Then suddenly his eyes widened.

Lying in the trough!

Turning his head, pointing at Xian’er, he said in surprise: “I know where I have seen you, you you you, you are the woman in the ancient paintings!”

Your sister’s! Lin Hai is crazy!

This courtyard, isn’t it the small courtyard in the painting from Wangutang?

Hey, your uncle, is this big brother in the painting?

Xian’er was shocked to see Lin Hai’s almost insane look.

“Master, Xian’er is the woman in the painting, and Moon Lake’s sanctuary is sealed in the painting? But Mortal’s view is only the residence of Xian’er and Xian’er, the real sanctuary, naked eye can’t see any babies. “

Lin Hai is stupid and deaf to Xian’er’s words.

“Master, would you like Xian’er to show you the sanctuary?”

Visit your sister!

Mad, actually unfathomable mystery came to the painting.

The ghost cares about the shit of your shit. The big brother now cares most about whether he can go out.

“Well, Xian’er, can I still get out of the painting?” Lin Hai swallowed and waited extremely nervously for Xian’er to answer.

Mad, if this can’t go out, wouldn’t the big brother be hung on the wall like Xian’er.

Don’t worry about hanging on the wall, this is the big brother dress …

Your sister, why can’t you laugh for ten thousand years.

“Master, do you want to go out?” Xian’er was suddenly lost.

“Yes, can you go out, say it quickly,” Lin Hai urged.

“You can go out.”

“Really! Very good! Haha!” Lin Hai danced happily.

“just……”

Xian’er just made Lin Hai almost fall to the ground.

“Are there any conditions?” Lin Hai asked.

“Yes, you need to pass the test of Cold Mountain 4 friends. As long as the test passes, the owner can come in and out freely.”

“Friends of Cold Mountain 4? What?” Lin Hai asked.

“Cold Mountain 4 friends are the 4 guards of the holy realm. The previous master set the rules. The past master of the holy realm after her, if you want to go in and out, you must pass the guard’s assessment.” Xian’er explained.

I rely! Lin Hai quit.

Isn’t this discrimination against newcomers?

“Why is she a Master, and now I am a Master, why should I obey her rules?”

Xian’er slightly smiled.

“Because the previous master was the first master of the holy realm, that is, she sealed the holy realm in the painting through Supreme Mana. In the holy realm, if she does not obey her will, even if is Master, she will be sent down Divine Thunder, the soul flew away and scattered, the last owner came in on the first day, because he violated the regulations and was hacked to death. “

Xian’er moved towards Not far away, said a scorched corpse.

My grass, so cruel!

Lin Hai shuddered.

Mad, let’s forget, then it’s better to abide by the rules.

“Master, are you going to take the assessment now?”

“What do you test?” Lin Hai was a little bit puzzled.

“This … Xian’er can’t say for sure, it all depends on the feelings of Cold Mountain 4 friends, alas.”

Nani? depend on mood?

Lin Hai is blind.

Damn, why are some Cold Mountain 4 friends too irresponsible? It depends on the mood to determine the assessment content?

If they catch up with them in a bad mood, would n’t the big brother die?

“How do you look at the mood method? Can you give an example first?” Lin Hai asked, feeling worse.

“Example? Well, like the previous master, when the first level met Qin Mo, Qin Mo was actually, actually …” Xian’er suddenly felt a little bitter.

“What is it?” Lin Hai asked solemnly.

“Fart louder than anyone else.” Xian’er finished, his face flushed.

Pu!

ha ha ha ha ha …

Lin Hai laughed.

Your sister, what kind of violin devil is this?

This is the assessment of the sacred master. Fuck cannot be trusted.

“Well, anyway, Cold Mountain 4 friends have a more temper than one. After the first owner, after 18 hosts, none of them passed the assessment.”

Lying down, so cruel!

Lin Hai beat a drum in his heart.

Mad, how can this be good?

In case you can’t pass the assessment yourself, why not stay in the painting all your life?

“Well, if you can’t pass the assessment, can you take the exam every day?”

Lin Hai thought about it. If Mader doesn’t pass the exam, the big brother will come to take the exam every day.

Xian’er froze, then shyly shook the head.

“Master, you think too much, there is only one chance for assessment. If you don’t, it will also fall to Divine Thunder, the soul flew away and scattered!”

Pu!

Lin Hai sat directly on the ground.

Your sister, big brother is not playing anymore, I want to go home!