My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms

Lin Hai went to bed together and checked the High Heaven Trading Circle group to see if the old fellow of Supreme Taoist is back.

Soon, Lin Hai was disappointed.

Supreme Taoist is still not there. Similarly, there is still no red envelope.

This group of teasers seems to have opinions.

Erlang Shen: Supreme Taoist this time, I don’t know how long it will take, and no one will send a red envelope.

7 Fairy: Yeah, I do n’t know when I will come back, everyone misses him.

Tokai Dragon King: Damn, there is rape! @ 董永, come out, your daughter-in-law ran away.

7 Fairy: Don’t talk nonsense, Yong brother has a bad temper, and run carefully to trouble your dragon palace.

Nezha: Whoever wants to make a dragon palace, count me as one!

East China Sea Dragon King: @ 哪吒, don’t mention the Dragon Palace, the little cub!

Nezha: @ 东海 龙王, old bastard, courting death is not? believing or not chop your dragon skin!

Donghai Dragon King: @ 哪吒, I’m afraid of you, come! Never die!

Nezha: @ 东海 龙王, OK, you wait for me.

Damn, Lin Hai, it was lively.

East China Sea Dragon King and Nezha, this is to tear.

This group of people seems to have become commonplace for a long time, and nothing happened, and they continued to be in the water.

Not a moment.

Nezha: sell dragon scales, dragon meat, dragon’s blood, dragon tendons, dragon horns, and kill them on the spot to ensure freshness and price (there is a bloody Divine Dragon picture)

Lin Hai took a look, Damn, this is so fierce.

It takes a lot of effort to make a train.

East China Sea Dragon King: @ 托塔 天王, regardless of your family’s little force! (A string of angry expressions behind)

King Tota: @ 哪吒, next is not an example!

Pu!

Lin Hai almost laughed. Isn’t this Tortoa and Nezha different? When have you learned to protect your calves?

In Heavenly Court, King Tota holds only a cooked dragon claw in his hand, while holding it, he is constantly nodded.

“It’s delicious, it’s delicious.”

The East China Sea Dragon King did not speak for a long time, it is estimated that it was off the assembly line.

Taibai Jinxing: It’s not a problem that no one sends out red envelopes.

Thor: Otherwise, you’ll send a shit.

Taibai Jinxing: I’m all clanging poorly, I have to find big households with red envelopes, such as @ 财神.

Erlang Shen: That is, @ 财神, come out and send a red envelope.

Chang’e: Agree, @ 财神, send a 呗, handsome.

Electric mother: @ 财神, wait for the red envelope.

……

For a while, the group was swiped for information from the God of Wealth for a red envelope.

Lin Hai looked at it and wanted to laugh for a while. The God of Wealth did not please any time he issued a red envelope.

Sure enough, for a long time, the god of fortune did not respond.

The tone of speech in the group began to change.

Mourning Sect: The cheapskate of God of Wealth, do you still expect him to send a red envelope?

Night Roaming God: That is, the god of fortune is an iron rooster. Don’t think about it, let it go.

Chang’e: The God of Wealth is the youngest I’ve ever seen, none of it.

Zhu Bajie: Yes, the God of Wealth is an authentic cheapskate.

魔 礼 海: @ 财神 ， cheapskate +1

Thor: @ 财神 ， cheapskate +2

Barefoot Daisen: @ 财神 ， cheapskate +3

Moon old: @ 财神 ， cheapskate +4

……

Lin Hai had a look, and he was in line again.

Group news: Wealth and fortune stagnation, blood spitting injury, Daoxing reduced by 10 years!

Pu!

Nani? Lin Hai laughed.

haha, it turns out that the God of Wealth is always online, not only online, but also watching these funny chats.

Lin Hai is drunk when he thinks about it, why isn’t it bad luck to remind him? He can see vomiting while watching people chatting.

Thor: I’m going, the God of Wealth is there, and I don’t even get a red envelope when it comes out, it really is a cheapskate!

Nezha: @ 财神 ， cheapskate +1

Fairy of Ninth Heaven: @ 财神 ， cheapskate +2

……

“Ha ha ha ha!” Lin Hai looked crazy.

This fuck, will God of Wealth pick up a kitchen knife and go door to door to desperately.

Fortunately, there is no news of the God of Wealth vomiting blood again, it is estimated that it is directly off the gas.

Ding dong!

Someone added their friends.

Lin Hai opened the address book and took a look.

Damn, what?

Pass, nothing to say!

Nezha 3 Crown Prince, is also a favorite character of Lin Hai.

Tip: Your WeChat friends have reached the limit.

Damn, what the hell!

After passing Nezha, an inexplicable message popped up.

Lin Hai, for a while, isn’t WeChat 3000 friends the upper limit?

I do n’t even have 300 for my own fuck, how come I have reached the upper limit.

Hurry open the address book and take a look.

Ok? Suddenly Lin Hai found that his address book did not know when he added a group, and the name of the group was “Heavenly Court.”

Open it, there are 10 friends in it: Jade Rabbit, golden flower boy, Sun Wukong, Donghai Dragon King, Moliqing, Iron Crutch Li, God of Wealth, Zhang Heavenly Master, Supreme Taoist, Nezha.

Alas, when did you add Supreme Taoist? Lin Hai was not impressed at all.

Mad, try it with a friend.

Lin Hai randomly found someone nearby and sent a message.

Not a moment.

younger sister has passed your friend’s request so lonely, now you can chat.

Isn’t it possible to add?

Wipe, wouldn’t it be a friend who added Heavenly Court to the limit?

Lin Hai tried to send a friend request to Chang’e.

Tip: Your WeChat friends have reached the limit and cannot be added.

day!

Lin Hai cursed, Mard, so to say, wouldn’t it be impossible to add other Divine Immortal as friends in the future.

No, it seems that you can add 10 Divine Immortal friends in total, and those 10 places are extremely precious.

Cannot be wasted!

Lin Hai opened the Heavenly Court group and thought about it.

Delete the East China Sea Dragon King. In addition to the transaction, I haven’t even talked about a word.

Lin Hai clicked delete!

Tip: Friends in this group cannot be deleted!

Your uncle! Somehow, this is not stupid.

Depressed, Nezha’s message came over.

Nezha: Fellow Daoist, dragon scales?

dragon scales A? what?

Hurriedly sent a message like Nezha asked.

Nezha: I did n’t kill the dragon just now, everything else is sold out, and there is a dragon scales left. I put it on with dragon tendons and made it into clothes. I can wear it on my body as an armor. Below Divine Weapon, all Can’t hurt.

Damn, so great!

Little confused: How much is it?

Nezha: 10000 merit points.

Damn, Lin Hai cursed, how expensive he was, and he only made 10100 merits.

Little confused: a bit expensive.

Nezha: It’s not expensive at all, I tell you, my dad just beat me up with dragon claw, so I won’t be allowed to kill dragons again, so this dragon scales may be out of print.

I go, is it really fake?

Lin Hai was a little emotional.

Mad, that ’s the dragon scales. In case this little Nezha really does n’t kill dragons later, he wants it later, where can I buy it?

Rub it, buy it. Anyway, merit points I know how to come, no big deal, go out and do more good things.

Little confused: OK, I want it.

Where do you transfer 10000 merit points?

Nezha: Yeah, I got it, I’ll send you right away.

Nezha sent you a dragon scales.

haha, Lin Hai was happy for a while, Mad, who has seen the Divine Dragon throughout the world?

no.

But the big brother is different. What the big brother wears is all Kai Long made by Long Lin!

Thinking, Lin Hai was excited for a while.

Open the WeChat Storage Bag.

extract!

Pu!

Lin Hai looked at the dragon scales in front of him, and suddenly became angry!

Where is your sister, I want to return! !! !!