My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms

“can it be cheaper?”

Lin Hai was too reconciled. He didn’t cover up the 9999 merit.

“No bargain, dear!”

Your sister!

Lin Hai’s 10000 heads fuck your mother.

Zhang Heavenly Master, this old fellow, is so ruthless, it can be called a realistic version of Zhou Zhipi.

But there is no way, who makes himself urgently need a treasure for exorcism.

Mad, recognize!

Sooner or later, Lao Tzu will be back with you both principal and interest!

Little confused: OK, treasure!

Zhang Heavenly Master: The first payment, then the goods, dear.

Pu!

Your grandpa!

Open your wallet!

You transfer 9999 credits to Zhang Heavenly Master.

On that day, there are only 100 points left. It was Xiaoyuanshan who got a ride and was earnest.

Zhang Heavenly Master sent you a peach sword.

Nani?

What the hell, peach sword!

Your uncle, cheating!

Lin Hai thought he was going to give himself a baby. Fuck was a peach sword.

This is also playing with wool.

I can’t always carry the peach sword in and out with my back every day, why can’t he be regarded as a fool?

Little confused: Can you return it?

Lin Hai regretted it a bit.

Zhang Heavenly Master: Treasure is sold and cannot be returned. (Behind are 3 grinning expressions)

OK, you are cruel!

You wait for me!

Lin Hai cursed, everything has been bought, and regrets are useless, let’s take a look and talk.

Opening the Universe Bag, a delicate peach sword appears in the square grid.

Peach Sword: A magic weapon made by Zhang Heavenly Master. Celestial Immortal can be used above.

Pu!

I do your uncle!

It’s really a dog, Fuck Celestial Immortal can be used above! Why didn’t he say it!

Didn’t I buy a Fire Burning Stick! Have a hammer?

No, you must return it!

Little confused: Heavenly Master, you baby Celestial Immortal can be used above, but I want to use Mortal.

Zhang Heavenly Master: Celestial Immortal is the lowest in our Heavenly Court. Why do you want Mortal? (A surprised expression)

Little confused: I’m in a Secret Realm, my mana is limited, now it’s equivalent to mortal.

Zhang Heavenly Master: My grass, you are too hard. But it doesn’t matter, this peach sword, mortal can also be used, but its function is limited. If you only use it to drive away ghosts, it is enough. Take it with you, and generally ghosts cannot approach you.

Little confused: Really? Can’t lie to me!

Lin Hai thinks Zhang Heavenly Master, this old fellow is an old fox, and is very skeptical of his words.

Zhang Heavenly Master: Understood if you try it. If it doesn’t work, I will make you a mortal for free.

This is almost the same!

Most of the night, the people in the bedroom were already asleep.

Lin Hai ordered the extraction directly!

Ok?

Looking at the palm of his hand, two 3 centimeters long, and a small hole in the sword’s peach wood sword, Lin Hai’s lungs exploded.

Your sister’s! Obviously a pendant, a ghost who drove a hammer!

Cheating, this is definitely a fake and shoddy, 3 no product.

Little confused: Zhang Heavenly Master, give it to me (3 angry expressions behind)

Zhang Heavenly Master: Hey?

Lin Hai took a picture of this pocket peach sword directly and sent it over.

Zhang Heavenly Master: Any questions?

Little confused: Do you think it can drive ghosts? (3 angry expressions behind)

Zhang Heavenly Master: Aiya, all said, the function will be limited, only by immortal Qi, will it become a real peach sword, but now this way, exorcism is no problem, you can hang it as a pendant around your neck Go on, just rest assured.

Mad, don’t lie to me!

Lin Hai felt depressed for a while, feeling like he was losing weight.

I took off the ornaments I bought from the stall on my neck, and wore the peach sword with the red thread of the ornaments.

Put it on first and see the effect.

As soon as Xiao Taomu sword touched his chest, Lin Hai suddenly felt a coolness, as if his head was clear.

Huh? Maybe it really works?

I don’t know how long it took before Lin Hai fell asleep.

Waking up the next day, the sun was getting tall, Lin Hai didn’t even go to class.

First open the Universe Bag and take a look at what grabbed the red envelope.

Spirit Beast Dan: Feed Spirit Beast.

Grass, useless, steal Spirit Beast to feed yourself? There is no place to steal if I want to steal it.

Lin Hai was too lazy to pick it up and just throw the Universe Bag.

After thinking about it, Lin Hai sent another message to Liu Xinyue.

“Xingyue, what are you doing?”

“At the hospital, come and pick up my dad to go home. Dean Du said that my dad’s condition is stable and he doesn’t need to be hospitalized anymore. He can pick him up and put in normal saline on his own every day. . “

“Fuck, don’t you call me?”

“My mom said you’ve troubled you enough.”

“That said, my son-in-law, what are you afraid of?”

“Hate, you are not my son-in-law.”

Lin Hai put on his clothes, finished washing briefly, drove downstairs and got into the car, and went to the hospital.

As soon as I entered the hospital, I saw some men and women, pushing the stretcher bed and came out crying.

On the stretcher bed, there was an individual lying with a white cloth on his body, apparently dead.

Lin Hai didn’t care. How many people wouldn’t die in the hospital someday.

Passing past these people, Lin Hai turned his head inadvertently.

“En? Why is this old man putting a chain around his neck?”

Look next to the old man!

Lying in the trough!

Lin Hai stood up all over his hair.

I saw a man in a black robe and black pointed hat with a pale face, holding an iron chain in his hand, and the other end of the chain was on the neck of the old man.

Fuck, isn’t this a ghost like Black Impermanence on TV!

What else what the fuck!

In the daytime, Lin Hai felt cold and windy in his spine.

Scared and hurried to avoid it.

But this Black Impermanence is exactly the same as Lin Hai, who has moved directly towards Lin Hai.

your sister! Lin Hai was depressed.

Do not hide, avoid inevitable!

“weng! ”

When Lin Hai felt that Black Impermanence was hitting himself, a sudden light burst out from his chest and wrapped Lin Hai inside.

Black Impermanence and the old man seemed extremely frightened by the light, their faces turned wild, their bodies were bombarded, and they fell to the ground.

After getting up, in addition to their fear, they had a look of confusion, they didn’t seem to know what happened.

“Fuck, cool!” Lin Hai knew it was the little peach sword in his chest that worked.

“Haha, didn’t expect Zhang Heavenly Master, I didn’t lie to myself.”

With the Taomu sword guard, Lin Hai was bolder and extended the hand before Black Impermanence’s eyes.

“Well? He can’t see himself?”

Lin Hai was weird for a while, but the female ghost definitely saw herself yesterday.

By the way, my Heavenly Eye Technique doesn’t seem to be turned on, how can I see a ghost?

Mad, it’s all weird!

Can’t figure it out, Lin Hai is too lazy to think.

Continue upstairs and pick up the future father-in-law first.

Difu, King Chu Jiang!

Pick up the phone and send a message to Chu Liner.

“Lin Er, No. 7 Haunter, inexplicably under attack. Hurry up and see!”

Chu Liner checked for a few days, and there was no clue about the person who performed the Golden Needle Crossing Soul, and it was floating in the street near the hospital.

Upon receiving the message from King Chu Jiang, Chu Liner eyes immediately lit.

“Haha, come work, finally no longer need to be so boring.”