My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms

Jiangnan University, in front of the female dormitory building.

“Let’s break up.” Wang Ting’s tone was cold, without a trace of emotion.

The opposite Lin Hai was so aggressive that it took a long time to let out a smile.

“Tingting, don’t make trouble.”

“Who made trouble with you, tell you the truth, with you, I just want to find a long-term meal ticket, but what about you? Well, even a meal ticket was unqualified. I was really blind at first. ! “

“Tingting, this joke is not funny at all, I …”

“Enough!” Lin Hai said, interrupted by Wang Ting’s sharp voice.

“I will not waste my youth on a country poor fellow.”

“Don’t bother me again!”

Looking at the silhouette of Wang Ting turning away, Lin Hai’s heart broke.

Back in the dormitory, a few roommates are sacrifice lol.

Lin Hai was lying on the bed, eyes blank, staring blankly at the ceiling.

“ding dong! ”

WeChat voice.

Lin Hai picked up the phone and glanced.

WeChat detected a new version. Is it updated?

Update!

Lin Hai weakly confirmed.

“en?”

Just updated, the message informs that a person named Supreme Taoist invited Lin Hai to join the High Heaven Trading Circle group.

Also invited are Taibai Jinxing, Erlang Shen, Lei Gong, Dianmu, Donghai Dragon King, Iron Crutch Li, Giant Spirit God, Fairy of Ninth Heaven, Chang’e, Tota King …

There are everything in mythology.

Lin Hai couldn’t help but smirk. Where did such a group of amusement compare?

Just ready to exit, someone in the group spoke.

Erlang Shen: Who is the owner, first send a red envelope, I can let the dog bite without sending it. (Followed by a grim expression)

Howling Celestial Dog: Wang woof!

Night Roaming God: I do n’t want to make up for it, wait for the red envelope (a drooling expression behind)

Supreme Taoist: I am the owner, but this is a trading group, not a red envelope group. If you want a red envelope, please @ 财神.

God of Wealth: It matters to me, whoever sends it. (A blank-eyed expression follows)

Red child: @ 财神, don’t ink, hurry up, or spit fire on your beard.

Taibai Jinxing: That’s right, send it @ 财神

Sun Wukong: Laoer, fast, fast! @ 财神

Supreme Taoist: If you agree with the God of Wealth, please call 1

Erlang Shen: 1

Electric mother: 1

Thunder Thunder: 1

Chang’e: 1

Moliqing: 1

……

The group was swiped in an instant.

Lin Hai is a little speechless, really a bunch of boring guys.

God of Wealth: Don’t brush it, can I send it back, a bunch of bitches (an annoyed expression follows)

“ding dong! ”

Suddenly, a big red envelope appeared on the phone screen.

Lin Hai poked subconsciously.

“You have received the red envelope of the God of Wealth.”

1 merit point?

Merit point? what? Lin Hai is a bit aggressive.

Open the wallet, and it turns out that there is a “merit” in it, and the balance below is 1.

It must be a game prop, it is estimated that it is a new feature of WeChat update.

Lin Hai can only understand this.

At this time, the group was fried again.

Yuelao: Shit, 0.1 merit point, can you be more stingy @ 财神

Fairy of Ninth Heaven: I have the best luck, only 1.1, cheapskate @ 财神

Giant Spirit God: @ 财神 ， cheapskate +1

Erlang Shen: @ 财神 ， cheapskate +2

Feng Bo: @ 财神 ， cheapskate +3

……

Shouxing: @ 财神 ， cheapskate +10086

God of Wealth: You are cheapskate, your whole family is cheapskate, pu …

Group news: Wealth and fortune stagnation, blood spitting injury, Daoxing reduced by 10 years!

Erlang Shen: haha, not only stingy but also stingy @ 财神

The East China Sea Dragon King: That is, the blood didn’t spit up. I dyed the East China Sea red, and sent me a private package, otherwise I will tell you to pollute the environment (followed by a take pleasure in other people’s misfortune expression).

Thunder God: @ 财神, silly, will there be more red envelopes (a contempt expression followed)

Nezha: @ 财神 ， 傻逼 +1

Jade Fox: @ 财神 ， 傻逼 +2

……

This group of guys in the group suddenly took pleasure in other people’s misfortune, and formed a line.

“Haha, it’s interesting.”

Lin Hai’s lost mood was relaxed a lot under the influence of this funny group.

Supreme Taoist: Okay, let ’s get back to business. This group is built to make it easy for you to trade various items, cultivation techniques and Heaven and Earth Treasure. If you have any new things, you can sell them.

Supreme Taoist quickly interrupted this group of teasers, otherwise, the god of fortune was afraid to vomit blood again.

Supreme Taoist: 9 tips Golden Core 1 piece, efficacy: After taking it, add 10 years to do it, the price is required.

Erlang Shen: 50 merit points!

Sun Wukong: 100 Merit Points!

Taibai Jinxing: 150!

Sun Wukong: @Taibai Jinxing, old man, isn’t it better to compete with old man? Will come to your house in a while!

Taibai Jinxing: Ah, Great Saint, I dare not, I still have something, I’ll get off first.

“Haha, this Sun Wukong has a pretty impersonal character.” Lin Hai took the phone to watch the excitement.

Supreme Taoist: @Sun Wukong, you monkeyhead, don’t mess up!

Erlang Shen: 200!

Sun Wukong: 300!

Erlang Shen: 400!

Sun Wukong: 500!

Erlang Shen: 600!

……

The two were more competitive, and the others in the group were very tacit and did not jump out again.

God of Wealth: 1000!

Suddenly, a dark horse was killed.

Erlang Shen: Damn it, your uncle! @ 财神

Sun Wukong: You old lady, is your skin itchy, and you want to spit some blood @ 财神

Chang’e: @ 财神, wow, tyrant! I want to have a monkey for you (3 shy faces followed)

Sun Wukong: @ 嫦娥, if you want to have a monkey, you have to find your grandson, see you under the Peach of Immortality Tree (followed by 3 hooked expressions)

Dianmu: Local tyrant, I am a cute girl, I will warm the bed, begging for support @ 财神 (followed by 3 drooling expressions)

Lei Gong: @ 电 母, 阿 电, I am sad (a crying expression follows)

“Fuck, it’s a big loss.” The God of Wealth ignored these teasings and traded directly with Supreme Taoist and left.

He had to hurry up to make up for the loss of blood he had just vomited.

Next, this group of teasers started to sell things.

What about Howling Celestial Dog’s dog food, Queen Mother Empress’s private diary, Tang Sanzang’s story of stealing, 7 men and a woman have to tell stories (8 cents), all kinds of unreliable, making the crowd smoked.

Zhu Bajie, in particular, unexpectedly sold Xiao Nene, who was replaced by Chang’e yesterday, for auction. It is said that he was running on the road to escape.

Laughing and scolding, it has been lively all night, and the group is quiet.

Lin Hai’s mood has improved a lot. It seems to be a joy to have such a group.

“ding dong! ”

Jade Rabbit asked to add you as a friend.

by!

Lin Hai still has some feelings for the people in this funny group.

“Daisen,” Moon Palace Immortal Sound “, or not, just 10 merit points.” As soon as it passed, Jade Rabbit’s news came over.

“I only have one merit point, and I just grabbed it.”

“Complete!”

I grass!

Jade Rabbit promised so happily that Lin Hai felt kind of fooled immediately.

Received the manuscript of “Moon Palace Immortal Sound” × 1, please check in wallet-Universe Bag.

Open the Universe Bag, and there are rows of small squares on the interface.

In the upper left corner is a light blue book.

“Moon Palace Immortal Sound” manuscript: Jade Rabbit’s exclusive sing of Moon Palace Fairy when he was bored.

Is it extracted?

extract!

“Big news, big news!”

The door of the dormitory was slammed open, and the fat man Wang Peng rushed in.

“The school flower of our school, Liu Xinyue of the music department, is selling in the candy bar!”

“My grass, really fake!”

“It’s impossible, Liu Xinyue is so pure, why would he go to a place like a bar?”

“Xinyue, but Goddess in my dream, did she fall?”

The school flower is always the most concerned by boys. When mentioning Liu Xinyue, a few guys in the dormitory immediately gave up lol and talked about it.

As usual, Lin Hai must have joined.

But now, Lin Hai can’t say a word.

He is in a state of great shock!

Looking at the “Moon Palace Immortal Sound” that appeared out of nowhere, Lin Hai’s heart turned over.

哆 里 哆嗦 opened the Heavenly Court chat group, Lin Hai read the funny names in the group one by one from beginning to end.

Then came a very ridiculous idea that he couldn’t even believe it.

“This funny group in the group, isn’t it really Divine Immortal of Heavenly Court?”