Mr.Cheng, I just want to be your baby

Lu Chuyi was not surprised by the emergence of chengjingzhou.

Therefore, when all the people in the private room cast envious or jealous eyes on their father and son's appearance, she was just eating attentively.

"Mom!"

Chengquan releases chengjingzhou's hand and comes to her.

Lu Chuyi raised his head calmly. His mouth still contained a piece of lotus root that had not been chewed and swallowed.

As she ate, she asked vaguely, "son, why are you here?"

This expression seemed to be "I just focused on eating and didn't notice you coming at all", which attracted Chengquan's big eyes.

The little guy stood on tiptoe, fell in her ear and whispered, "Mom, don't pretend! You looked at us secretly when my father and I came in just now!"

“……”

Lu Chu stared at him. Was it her own? Otherwise, how can you always expose her shortcomings?

Too lazy to talk to him, Lu Chuyi continued to devote himself to delicious food. The spicy pot was so happy that Chengquan's saliva was about to flow out.

"Mom, I haven't eaten at night!"

Chengquan looked at chengjingzhou, who was talking to Professor Ma, and then said in a low voice, "Mom, dad doesn't cook for me. I'm hungry and I want to eat. Will you let me have a bite?"

Lu Chuyi was about to speak. He raised his eyes and saw chengjingzhou sitting down next to her.

There is a vacant seat between her seat and Professor Ma's seat, but she didn't pay attention. Anyway, there are 18 seats. They have a total of 12 people to eat. She doesn't leave an empty seat next to her. There will be a vacant seat next to others.

But now she felt that the empty space was reserved deliberately.

There are six empty positions in total. Except for the empty position on her left, the other five empty positions are connected together, except for her one.

Is it really just a coincidence?

Coincidentally, when he came to chengjingzhou, Professor Ma immediately took a picture of the empty position and shouted, "Jingzhou, come here, you sit here! There's a vacancy here."

This position seems to be specially prepared for chengjingzhou!

As soon as chengjingzhou's ass was next to the chair, he didn't sit firmly. He heard Lu Chuyi say, "if you want to sit down in an empty position opposite, you can order what you want."

"I don't want to go across. I'll sit next to my mother."

"There's no way. Originally, this empty position was reserved for you by your mother, but Professor Ma gave it to your father, so you can only go to the empty position opposite."

Professor Ma's corner of the mouth smoked. How did she leave the position? It's obviously whether he left it or not!

But he couldn't argue with her. Once he argued, it proved that he had planned to invite everyone to dinner here tonight.

So I can't admit it!

Chengjingzhou was a little embarrassed, especially when others at the table looked at him. Now it's neither sitting nor standing up. His face is red.

Chengquan looks at Lu Chuyi and turns to chengjingzhou. He wants to sit next to his mother and eat hot pot, but he also wants his father to sit next to his mother. They need to be together more to enhance their feelings, so that he can really have a father as soon as possible.

Then what shall I do?

Chengquan was very embarrassed. He sipped his mouth and thought, I'd better sacrifice myself. I'll go to the empty position opposite.

"Well, I'll change my seat and let everyone sit with me."

Lu Chuyi sat Liu Xu on his right hand, but it was not Liu Xu who spoke, but a schoolsister on Liu Xu's right hand. She then said, "you can change your position with Aunt Liu, but it depends on whether Aunt Liu is willing to change with you. Anyway, she is not willing to change with me."

Chengquan looked at Liu Xu. This aunt is cool and doesn't like to laugh. She looks very serious every time. She certainly doesn't like him and won't change places with her.

Thinking of this, he said, "thank you, Aunt Huang. I'd better go to the empty seat opposite. I don't want to give you and Aunt Liu trouble."

In a word, his Aunt Huang and Aunt Liu are very ashamed, especially Liu Hui. She secretly pinched Lu Chu under the table. It's all her fault that she didn't let her change her position. Now it's good to make her lose face in front of a child.

In order to comfort her cooperation, Lu Chuyi quickly poured half a dish of pissing beef balls in front of her into her small hot pot and gave her a comforting smile.

Liu Xu likes to eat pee beef balls best, so she forgives her by looking at what she likes in the pot!

After a brief embarrassment, chengjingzhou quickly calmed down, smiled and said, "son, come and sit with your father."

Chengquan hesitated and stared at his chair, "but there's no place."

"Who said there was no place? Come here."

Chengquan said "Oh" and walked over doubtfully. He thought, Dad, your ass is so big that it takes up the front of the chair. Even if I can sit down at the back, how can I eat? But he decided to trust him once to see where he would let him sit? If he lets him sit in the back, he will ignore him in the future!

Chengquan came to his side, chengjingzhou extended his long arm, picked him up and put him on his leg.

"How's it going, son? How does it feel to sit in this human chair?"

Chengquan raised his eyebrows with great air, "very good!"

"Young master, if you are satisfied! Waiter, order!"

Chengjingzhou called a private room waiter and ordered a tomato pot. One reason why he can't eat spicy is that Chengquan can't eat either. He's still a child.

In fact, Chengquan wants to eat spicy food very much. Every time he sees Lu Chuyi eating spicy food, he is greedy. But Lu Chuyi says that his children will get angry when they eat it. If they get angry, they may catch a cold and have a fever. At least, taking some medicine will be good, and at worst, they need an injection and infusion. The child is not afraid of anything. He is afraid of injections. Every time he goes for preventive injections, he can cry in the dark and doesn't cooperate with him.

Because of this, even if he likes it, he wants to eat and greedy, but he also has special self-discipline, does not eat and resolutely does not eat.

So every time he eats hot pot, he orders a tomato pot and wants a lot of tomatoes in the bottom of the pot, so that the red tomato juice looks as red as the chili oil in the spicy pot, which is self comforting.

Lu Chuyi didn't expect such a result. She originally planned to drive chengjingzhou away to the opposite empty position and sit down. She didn't think he would come to such a move to deal with her. It seems that she can't take the enemy lightly in the future.

The table became very relaxed and lively because of a child.

"Quanquan, tell us, does your mother love your father?"

Liu Xu is not too big a man. He deliberately doesn't open and carry any pot.

Especially looking at the twitching corners of Lu Chuyi's mouth and Cheng Jingzhou's look of expectation, she felt interesting.

Chengjingzhou just fished out lotus root slices and kelp heads for Chengquan and put them in his small bowl. He was eating them. Hearing Liu Xu's words, he raised his head and slowly chewed them in his small mouth.

Liu Xu raised his eyebrows. "Does your mother love your father or not?"

The whole table, even Lu Chuyi, was looking at Chengquan and wanted to know what his answer was.

This has nothing to do with whether Lu Chuyi actually loves chengjingzhou or not, because Liu Xu must have questions next. Whether the child answers love or not, he has jumped into Liu Xu's trap.

Therefore, we are looking forward to seeing how this child with high IQ will answer this question.

"Aunt Liu, do you have a baby?" Chengquan asked.

"No, aunt is not married yet."

"Oh!" Chengquan nodded, then bowed his head and ate. It seemed that the question was answered in this way.

Everyone looked confused. First, what does a "Oh" byte count mean?

Everyone, look at me, I look at you, no one understands.

Even Lu Chuyi didn't seem to understand, but chengjingzhou seemed to understand. The corners of his lips turned up, bowed his head and kissed the child on the top of his head, looking like a loving father.

Lu Chu twisted his eyebrows. What do you mean, smelly boy?

Liu Xu was stunned for a long time and couldn't help asking, "Quanquan, you're impolite. Your aunt is still waiting for you to answer the question. Why did you eat it yourself?"

Chengquan didn't respond to her immediately, but took two more bites. Then he put down his chopsticks and looked up at her, "Aunt Liu, you don't have a baby, so you're curious about this question. You want to wait for your baby to ask you this question in the future. Do you answer it? But I tell you, it's wrong. You should tell your baby the truth, rather than perfunctory your baby with my questions. Love is love, don't love is don't love. You should be realistic. This is a good way A qualified mother. "

In the private room, the needle can be heard immediately.

For a long time, there was a burst of laughter.

Classmate Huang patted Liu Xu, "what? Do you have the impulse to kill yourself on tofu? I told you, this child's IQ can beat your 110 IQ? Don't look for humiliation again, OK?"

The corners of Liu Xu's mouth twitched fiercely, and he couldn't say a word for a long time.

She really didn't expect the child to make such a big detour, dig such a big hole for her and bury her alive!

Now, she is really convinced! The child will become a master in the future!

She won't have a daughter in the future. What if she is coaxed around by this smelly boy?

After dinner, everyone left one after another. Finally, only Professor Ma and Lu Chuyi, Cheng Jingzhou and Cheng Quan, were left.

Professor Ma drank some wine tonight and was a little drunk. Chengjingzhou asked Zhang Xing to drive him back.

Professor Ma refused at first and insisted on taking a taxi back, but later he didn't know what he thought and agreed.

"Well, the three of you rarely have time to go shopping. It's still early. You go shopping. I know there is a children's playground nearby. It's very busy at night. You can go and have a look at Jingzhou. Take good care of junior one and Quanquan. I'll go back first."

Chengjingzhou nodded and told Zhang Xing to send him home.

After the car left, the two big and one small. You look at me and I look at you. The atmosphere is a little strange.

"Mom, I want to go to the playground."

"No, it's late. We're going home to bed!"

"Dad, I want to go to the playground."

"OK, but your mother has to agree."

Chengquan looked at chengjingzhou angrily. "Dad, why are you so manless? Why are you so afraid of your mother?"

Chengjingzhou shook his head, "son, you are wrong. Dad is not afraid of his mother, but respects and loves his mother. Also, it is not too early. You are a child. You have to get up early and go to bed early to be healthy and grow up."

"Hum! Don't do this! You're obviously strict with your wife!"

Chengjingzhou said solemnly, "my father is not a strict wife, my father hasn't married my mother home, and your mother is not my father's wife."

After talking, chengjingzhou looked at Lu Chuyi and didn't speak, but his eyes were full of expectation.

When will she be his wife? He would rather be a henpecked wife than be like this. He doesn't have a reputation, and he doesn't know when this day will come to an end.

Chengquan thought and retorted, "anyway, if I were my mother, I don't want you. Men should have masculinity, so that girls will like it!"

The implication is that no matter how hard you try, my mother won't want you.

Chengjingzhou was unhappy and asked him, "open your mouth and shut up. Manliness. Tell me, what is manliness?"

"Just... Just..."

Chengquan can't answer, but he's smart!

Although I don't know how to answer, I can give an example in another way.

"Manliness is that you ask your mother, do you love me? Do you want to marry me? If you don't love me and don't want to marry me, we won't delay each other. Bye!"

Lu Chuyi, "..."

Chengjingzhou, "..."

People passing by, "..."

Chengquan ignored the expressions around him and his parents, raised his chin slightly and said, "what's the matter? Am I wrong? If you want to prove that you have masculinity, you have to tell your mother according to what I said, otherwise you don't have masculinity!"

The veins in chengjingzhou's forehead beat fiercely for a few times. It felt like he had moved a stone and hit his foot.

But even so, he won't say.

He would rather not be manly than hear the words "Bye" from Lu Chuyi's mouth.

He won't say goodbye to her!

"Dad, why don't you talk?"

"Dad admitted that he was not manly."

As soon as the voice fell, Chengquan immediately looked at him, "no wonder mom doesn't love you, because you really don't have any masculinity! If it weren't for me tonight, you would lose face in front of so many uncles and aunts!"

"Mom, you'd better find me a manly father! I don't want this father!"

"OK!" Lu Chuyi answered readily.

Chengjingzhou convulsed at the corners of his mouth.

"Do you think I'm a man?"

A voice came from behind the three.

Chengquan turned around, "eh", then turned around and looked at chengjingzhou around him. After he was sure he was right, he grabbed Lu Chuyi's hand, "Mom, look! Why are there two fathers who look the same?"