Mr.Cheng, I just want to be your baby

"Mom, isn't it great for me to do this?"

As soon as he got into the elevator, Chengquan couldn't wait to ask Lu Chuyi. He couldn't hold it any longer. He asked him to pretend to be very indifferent to his father. He was really unable to install it. Fortunately, his mother cooperated with him very much, otherwise he would be unable to do it himself.

Lu Chuyi is still confused by his son. Hearing his son's words, she is even more confused. Before, she suspected that the child wanted it on purpose, but why? He clearly wanted to be with his father, so when he said this, she was even more confused.

Looking down at the child's young face, it seems that a string of words are written on it: "Mom, I'm so great, you praise me quickly!"

But why did he do this?

Lu Chuyi's heart was once again filled with a deep sense of powerlessness.

With his age growing up day by day, some strange and even unimaginable ideas will pop up in his little head from time to time. It's not the first time that she feels that she has lived in vain for more than 20 years.

"Quanquan, you did it on purpose, didn't you?" Lu Chuyi could only ask.

Chengquan nodded, "yes!"

The child's face was full of pride, "Mom, I said I would help you. I will keep my word."

Lu Chu frowned, "what can I do for my mother?" drove chengjingzhou away from me? It shouldn't be. I've already agreed to ask for my father this afternoon.

Chengquan said "Oh", sighed and said in a small adult's tone, "Mom, my uncle always said that my aunt has been pregnant for three years. It's clear that you've been three years. I'm more than three years old. Why are you so stupid?"

Lu Chuyi, "..."

As the saying goes, a son should not dislike his mother's ugliness, nor should he dislike his mother's stupidity?

Smelly boy, dare to say she's stupid. She's not smart, but she was born of him!

Lu Chuyi pretended to be angry. His fingers pulled Cheng's whole meat and his soft face, "smelly boy, you dare to say that your mother is stupid and itchy, don't you?"

Chengquan sighed, "Mom, you said you're not stupid. You've forgotten what you said, and how can you forget it before this day? What's not stupid?"

Lu Chu's Qi knot.

She snorted and turned her face away from him.

It's too much to say she's stupid again and again!

Seeing that his mother was angry, Chengquan immediately took her hand and shook it. "Mom, don't be angry! Am I stupid? I'm a little fool! My mother is the smartest mother in the world!"

"Hum! Green is better than blue. You're a little fool. Aren't I more stupid? Chengquan, I think you're itchy. See how I deal with you!"

When the door opened, the mother and son entered the house, changed their slippers at the door and walked towards the house.

Chengquan let out a wordless wail, threw himself on the sofa and lay on it. He was speechless.

"Smelly boy, get up and take a bath. You're all dirty. You've soiled the sofa."

Lu Chuyi kicked his little ass, "hurry, take a bath!"

Chengquan turned over and sat up. "Mom, it's clear that you said girls are hard to chase. If dad wants to be with you, he will chase you. I'll help you. Why are you not happy at all?"

Lu Chuyi was stunned at first, and then suddenly realized.

It's been a long time. That's what the boy means!

No!

Suddenly he was hugged and kissed by his mother. Chengquan was flattered, "Mom, what are you doing?"

"Son! Mother's good son! Mother really loves you!"

Lu Chuyi said something very disgusting. He rubbed the little guy's face hard and lay on the sofa with him.

"Come on, tell mom what your plan is and how you're going to make it difficult for your father."

Chengquan tilted his head and thought, "I haven't thought about the details yet. I'll go to the study to make a plan and give you a detailed plan tomorrow."

"Good!" Lu Chu stretched out his palm and slapped his son. The mother and son hit it off immediately, and then went to take a bath.

There are three washing machines at home, one large and two small. The large one is super large, which is specially used to clean curtains and sofa covers. The two are normal household drum washing machines. One is dedicated to her clothes and the other is dedicated to all her clothes, which is convenient and hygienic.

The house used to have two bathrooms. Lu Chuyi vacated one for washing clothes with a washing machine.

After taking a bath, Lu Chuyi stuffed the sofa covers and clothes into the washing machine to wash them. Then she went to her study to read, and Chengquan also read in her own small study.

An hour later, the clothes were cleaned. Lu Chuyi went to hang clothes on the balcony and inadvertently glanced downstairs. First, he was stunned. After seeing who it was, he sighed helplessly. Why hasn't he left yet?

He went too far. He climbed into her car and lay down to sleep!

Lu Chuyi put down his clothes and left the balcony. After a while, he came back with a water gun filled with water.

She aimed at the people in the car downstairs and "booed" a stream of water.

Chengjingzhou didn't fall asleep. He was just thinking with his eyes closed. Suddenly, water fell on his face. He thought it was raining. He opened his eyes and found that the sunset was still hanging in the sky.

But what's the matter with the water?

He didn't think it was a prank. He just raised his hand and wiped his face. Before he moved his hand, the "rain" fell again.

It was a strange day. It was clear that it was sunny. Why did it rain?

Chengjingzhou sat up, but the rain stopped again. He thought it was an illusion. He turned and looked around. It was clear that there were raindrops.

Staring at the "raindrop" for a few seconds, he seemed to find something and suddenly looked up.

Lu Chuyi wanted to give him another stream of water while he didn't find it, but he caught him directly.

Awkward, of course.

But she had a thick skin. As soon as she closed the water gun in her hand, she turned and left the balcony.

Chengjingzhou looked at her invisible figure, grinned and lay down again.

He put his hands on the cast, crossed his legs and stared at the balcony. Although he couldn't see anyone except his clothes, he always had him in his eyes.

After drying the clothes, Lu Chuyi went to the study and asked Cheng what she wanted to eat all night. She was going to cook dinner.

"Mom, you can do it. I like everything my mother does."

Chengquan was able to play computer last year. At that time, the speed of typing was not fast, but this year, he has been very proficient.

At this time, he was wearing blue light proof eyes and sitting in front of the computer. His little fingers jumped quickly on the keyboard and clattered words. When he heard Lu Chuyi's words, he did not lift his head to perfunctory words.

Lu Chuyi thought, isn't the child playing?

She didn't speak and walked up quietly.

Just walked to his desk, before he could look at the computer screen, he suddenly looked up and looked at her, "Mom, I suddenly want to eat celery and Lily. Can I make this dish in the evening?"

Lu Chuyi was not flustered by suddenly grabbing the bag. He nodded calmly, "of course! What else do you want to eat?"

While talking, she took a small step forward and craned her neck to look at the computer screen.

Six bold characters of "ten obstacles to chasing a wife" came into her eyes. There was a document page on the computer screen, and there were some words under the title. However, she didn't have time to see them, but when she saw these six characters, she suddenly felt like a group of crows flying over her head.

"Ga Ga Ga"

"Mom, I haven't finished it yet. I'll let you see it after I finish it."

Seeing her staring at what she wrote, Chengquan immediately locked the screen and looked up at her.

Lu Chuyi stretched out his thumb, then looked at him very seriously and patted him on the small shoulder, "son, my mother's happiness depends on you!"

Chengquan clenched his fist and patted himself on the chest, "Mom, don't worry!"

"Son, you are so good!"

The mother and son were bored for a while, and Lu Chuyi went to cook.

When dinner was ready, she looked at the time. It was already six o'clock. It was still dawn. I didn't know if chengjingzhou had left. She couldn't go to the balcony again. If he hadn't left, she would wait for her to show up.

So

Lu Chu thought about it and came to the study.

"All, wash your hands and eat!"

"OK."

Cheng Quan locked the computer and stood up.

He was about to wash his hands when Lu Chuyi deliberately asked, "Quanquan, did mom lock the door when I went upstairs just now? Don't leave the door unlocked. The car was stolen."

Her purpose is that if her son says he doesn't remember, she will let him go to the balcony to see if the car is still there. In this way, if chengjingzhou is still lying on the car, won't he see it? He will tell her when he sees it.

The little abacus in Lu Chuyi's heart was crackling, but what about the facts?

Chengquan didn't care and said, "Mom, just your car. If you lose it, you just buy a sports car. Anyway, now someone is chasing you, you let him buy you a sports car. You tell him that if you don't buy you a sports car, your son doesn't agree with you."

Lu Chuyi, "..."

Is this your own?

Chengjingzhou knows. It's time to spit blood, isn't it?

This is not what she wants.

Lu Chu said, "Chengquan, in your heart, mother is worth the money of a sports car?"

"That's not what I mean!"

"That's what you clearly mean. You sold your mother in a sports car. Don't you mean that?"

"Mom, I swear by my personality, I don't think so! Mom can't compare with a sports car."

"OK, Chengquan, you say mom is not even as good as a sports car!"

Chengquan, "..."

Look, girls are trouble!

The little man, too lazy to take care of the "troublesome" girl at home, turned to the bathroom to wash his hands and pee first.

Lu Chuyi catches up with the toilet. Chengquan is pulling the door of the urine room and pushing it open from the outside. He turns around.

"Mom, I'm a boy. I'm urinating. You can't come in. It's impolite!"

Lu Chu sneered, "Oh, now I know that men and women are different. Why didn't you say that men and women were different when I bathed you last night?"

Chengquan's mouth opened and hummed, "today is a new day. I'm a year older. Can I compare with yesterday?"

"Sophistry!"

The conversation between mother and son broke up unhappily. Lu Chuyi decided that he might as well go and see it himself. It really depends on no one as reliable as himself.

Originally, she wanted to take a peek, but because she was not as heavy as a sports car in her son's heart, she was a little angry and directly appeared on the balcony.

As soon as she saw that Jingzhou was still there, she was angry. Your son made me angry. I can't deal with him. I can't deal with you yet?

The water gun was leaning against the corner next to her. She walked over a few steps to pick it up and slapped water at the people in the car.

Chengjingzhou really fell asleep this time. He was sleepy. Suddenly, there were raindrops on his face and body. He suddenly woke up. As soon as he opened his eyes, he looked at the people on the balcony. She looked very angry.

"Yibao, what's the matter?"

He thought she had called him when he was sleeping. He didn't hear him, so she was angry and nervous immediately. She stood up directly from the car.

Lu Chuyi was more angry and pressed the trigger of the water gun hard, but the water in it was limited and soon disappeared. She was so angry that she wanted to smash the water gun directly at him.

"Hum!"

Lu Chu snorted and turned away from the balcony.

Chengquan washed his hands and face. When he saw Lu Chu humming angrily, his heart clicked. Is mom really angry?

After thinking about it, he immediately stepped forward, took her hand and shook it, "Mom, are you angry? In my heart, mom is more important than a sports car. I don't know how many times! In my heart, mom is the most..."

He said n "most" in one breath, his face flushed, and finally said: "important!"

Lu Chu rolled his eyes. "Hypocrisy!" turned and entered the kitchen.

The little follower followed him to the kitchen and kept flirting and flattering. Fortunately, it was a burst of sweet words. His mother calmed down and kissed him with a smile, showing a loving mother's smile.

At this time, the visual doorbell rings.

"Let me see who it is." Chengquan turned and ran to the door, "Mom, it's dad. He's outside the door. Open the door for him?"

Lu Chuyi was holding porridge. After a meal, she subconsciously looked at the porridge in the porridge pot and twisted her eyebrows. How did she make so much porridge today? Not to mention that she and Quanquan can't finish eating tonight, it's enough to eat early tomorrow morning.

She turned to look at the dishes on the cabinet, four dishes, but it was obvious that the weight of each dish was much more than usual.

The discovery flustered her for a moment.

How could she get used to this man so quickly and return to her life again? She made up her mind to stay away from him. She thought that even if he came back to her one day, she wouldn't eat back.

What happened to her today?

How could he be so worthless and have a less bad attitude towards him under the banner of good compromise for his children? Why did he subconsciously do more of his cooking?

"Mom, it's dad. Do you want to open the door for him?"

Chengquan waited for a long time. Without listening to her, he ran into the kitchen and asked her again.

"Eh? Ah!" Lu Chu paused and continued to serve porridge with a spoon.

Chengquan frowned. "Mom, what do you mean? Do you want to open the door for Dad?"

"Do it yourself."

“……”

Let me do it myself? Chengquan was embarrassed and secretly went to see his mother's expression. I don't know whether she was angry or really let him make his own decision.

After all, girls like to be honest and not direct at all.

"I'll ask him what's the matter and don't let him in if he's okay."

Chengquan thought for a while and said so.

"Whatever you want."