Movies and TV: a New Class Per World

"This is the correct way to open "The Cabin in the Woods."

Li Xu stretched his waist, and gave the field staff on the ground a good time.

Then I went back to the villa and had a five-hour farewell ceremony with Jennifer.

"Honey, you must come back on my birthday."

Holding a credit card in her hand, Jennifer said goodbye reluctantly.

"Relax."

Li Xu waved his hand casually, kicked the accelerator to the end, and the sports car galloped out.

 …

Chapter 62

Along the winding mountain road.

Li Xu, dressed in a priest's black robe, is waiting for a rabbit.

According to the information he learned from the special service captain, the base of the Earth Guardian organization is located underground and heavily guarded.

Everyone who enters must hold an ID card and undergo an iris test.

If one mistake is made, the destruction process will be activated, and the intruder will be crushed to ashes.

Considering that under the effect of the ashamed lollipop, the captain of the special service even said which of his brother's boyfriend is the best, this information should be true.

Therefore, Li Xu decided to find another way, starting with the sacrificial ceremony.

From the field captain, he learned more about the sacrificial ceremony.

Well, after listening to it, I think it's pretty weird.

According to the myth of Olympus, before Zeus killed his father, Cronus, the king of Titans, served as the second generation of God King.

It's a pity that this old man is cruel and heartless, he especially likes domestic violence, and was overthrown by his children in the end.

But as an ancient titan, Cronus had tenacious vitality and did not die, but was sealed underground.

Maybe it has been sealed for too long, and it is a bit boring. Cronus stipulates that human beings must offer five sacrifices every year, otherwise they will go crazy and destroy the earth.

These five sacrifices were not chosen randomly, there were rigid rules.

The five must be, in order, a slut, an athlete, a scholar, a fool, and a virgin.

The order of sacrifice must also be carried out according to the above one by one. If any link goes wrong, Cronus will still go crazy.

In addition, the sacrifice must die full of resentment and fear, otherwise it will still go crazy.

In short, there are a lot of requirements.

After listening to Li Xu, he felt that it was no wonder that Cronus would be overthrown by his children.

Is this kind of irritable leader who has a lot of **** and doesn't resign, will it end well?

Of course, the field captain said so much to Li Xu, not because of this.

The main thing is to prove that Earth Guardian is a just organization.

Although they collect monsters and sacrifice and kill people, they are all to save the earth.

At first glance, it makes sense.

But Li Xu was completely indifferent.

With years of experience, he summed up a set of methods for quickly identifying large villain organizations in film and television dramas.

First, they all have a Weiguangzheng organization name.

Such as Umbrella Corporation, S.H.I.E.L.D. . . .

Second, bases like to be built underground or in the sky.

For example, the hive of the umbrella company, the space carrier of SHIELD...

Third, they all like to occupy the moral high ground, opening and closing their mouths for the sake of all mankind.

Like S.H.I.E.L.D....

Earth Guardian occupies all three points, which is not a good product at first glance.

 …

At this time, the five college students selected by the Earth Guardian organization were sitting in the RV and driving towards the mountain road.

Because the sacrifices need to die full of fear and resentment, these people don't know the fate they are about to face, they just think it is a pleasant vacation.

Three men and two women chatted and laughed with each other, and the atmosphere was quite lively.

"Hey guys, there's someone up ahead, seems to be a priest."

Suddenly, Kurt, who was driving, saw Li Xu on the side of the road, screamed, and stopped the car quickly.

"Several, can you give me a ride?"

Li Xu smiled.

These unlucky guys were the ones he was waiting for.

In the sacrificial ceremony, the guardian of the earth will send monsters over and kill the sacrifices one by one.

And the elevator that transported the monster happened to go directly to the base of the Earth Guardian.

"Dude, this is a private party."

Kurt just wanted to shake his head and refuse.

But when a girl with long chestnut hair in the car saw Li Xu's face, her eyes lit up and she quickly replied, "We are very happy."

"Thank you for your generosity."

Li Xu got into the car and said with a smile, "Let's get to know each other formally. My name is Li Xu, and I'm a priest."

"..."

The five people in the car looked at each other and reported their names with a smile.

In this way, everyone will know each other.

Li Xu silently looked at several people, and quickly identified the corresponding characters of several people based on his memory of the plot.

The Thor-like Kurt appears tall and muscular, representing the athlete in the sacrifice.

Dana, the chestnut-haired long-haired girl who answered earlier, has a dignified and generous manner, intellectual elegance, and represents a virgin in the sacrifice.

And Julie, a blonde girl with a bumpy figure and revealing clothes, is the **** among the offerings.

Wearing gold-rimmed glasses, the polite-looking black brother Hope represented the scholar in the sacrifice.

Martin, a lover of narcotics, with blurred eyes and decadent temperament, is the fool among the sacrifices.

However, this is only their superficial identity.

Although Kurt has two big chest muscles like Thor, he is actually a top student with outstanding knowledge and extraordinary memory. He also received a full scholarship in school.

And Dana, who was supposed to be a virgin, just broke up with a handsome married professor.

The blond beauty Julie seems to behave dissolutely, but in fact, because some harmful chemicals in the hair dye interfere with her thinking and judgment, she is essentially a very conservative virgin.

Hope, a scholar with a gentle face, is actually of first-class physical fitness and is the best catcher of the school football team.

And as a fool, Martin is not only not stupid but also very smart, a typical representative of great wisdom and stupidity. His behavior on weekdays seems crazy, but he has sucked too many herbs.

So, Guardians of the Earth are not only bad, but stupid.

The speechless feeling in Li Xu's heart is hard to express.

As a large organization, intelligence capabilities are so rotten.

Even if everyone's identity can be mistaken, how dare you say that you want to save the world?

Just plain stupid and incompetent.

 …

"Who is that intruding priest?"

In the base of the Earth Guardian who had just been dissed by Li Xu, the person in charge patted the table angrily, his face flushed with anger.

The situation is frequent these days, and sacrifices in various regions of the world have problems one after another.

Up to now, there is only one of them left, and failure will never be allowed.

"Sir, the priest is with the sacrifices now, and the armed forces are not easy to dispatch."

"I know, since he wants to die, let those monsters kill him."

"Everything went according to the original plan. After the sacrifices arrived at the hut, they were immediately asked to choose their summons."

"We must not fail."

The person in charge snorted coldly.

It's just a life.

It is completely insignificant compared with the whole earth and all human beings. .

Chapter 63

The RV moves slowly along the winding mountain road.

Not long after, they stopped in front of an exquisite log cabin.

The trees on both sides of the wooden house are shaded, and the luxuriant branches and leaves block the sunlight, only casting a mottled shadow on the ground, covering the ground full of withered yellow leaves with a layer of light.

"It's really nice here."

"I believe that this vacation will be an unforgettable experience."

Seeing such a beautiful scenery, Dana, who got out of the car first, raised her hand and turned around in a circle.

It will be unforgettable indeed...

Feeling the dark atmosphere underground, Li Xu complained silently in his heart.

"Hey, Lee."

"If you are interested, you can come and play with us."

Seeing her companions begin to carry luggage to the wooden house, Dai Na invited Li Xu.

While speaking, he inadvertently twitched the hair beside his ear.

"OK."

Li Xu glanced at the camera in the dark and responded with a smile.

 …

Since it's still early.

After packing the luggage, Li Xu and the group of five went to the lake to play in the water for a while.

The water temperature was slightly cooler, but after Julie and Dana changed into a hot bikini, the atmosphere suddenly became hot.

Kurt immediately took off his clothes, revealing Thor's big chest muscles, and jumped into the water.

The splashed water fell on the two women, flowing down in an S-curve.

"I'm pretty good at playing."

Li Xu sighed in admiration, and also took off his clothes, revealing a figure like a Greek sculpture.

"Wow."

"Are all priests in such good shape?"

Dana exclaimed and poked with her fingertip.